/lit/ - Literature

Make an image of Kafka jacking off to furry porn.

>>2766794
umm..sure, I'll give it a go.

>>2766804
>"These are not naughty postcards from the beach. They are undoubtedly porn, pure and simple. Some of it is quite dark, with animals committing fellatio and girl-on-girl action... It's quite unpleasant."

http://boingboing.net/2008/08/09/kafkas-porn-stash-go.html

>>2766794
Here you go buddy. I deliberately left his head huge to make it more of a focal point. If it blended in perfectly you wouldn't notice that it was Kafka, but I can make it more photorealistic if you'd prefer.

Also, spoilered for porn.

>>2766794
>>2766827
WHY

>>2766809
>and girl-on-girl action

This seems interesting.

>>2766809
I kinda wanna read this.

shoop the black monolith from 2001 a space odyssey into a book,
Maybe Infinite Jest or Les Miserables, one of the real long ones.

>>2766931
Sure, doing it now.

>>2766977
I can only find old grainy pics from the movie, so I made two for you.

1/2

>>2766991
2/2

Monitoring this thread with interest!

>>2766992
>>2766991
You Sir, have won the "Best Fucking Thing of the Day" Award.

Photoshop Joyce onto the body of a leopard, but instead of regular leopard skin have it transposed with the batman suit. Also there should be a nuke going off in the background.

Do Richard dawkins as a priest.

Make a /lit/ version of this, others can chime in on the particulars.

>>2767054

head needs to either be DFW or Pynchon, put him in a suit or something

>>2767054
Needs to be DFW. If you could take the shotgun from the Hemmingway pic too that'd be amazing.

>>2766991
>>2766992
I haven't laughed this hard in awhile

Just got back to this thread

>>2767021
Are you trolling? That would only look good if I fired up maya, modelled a leopard and textured in a batman suit and that would take about 6 hours. I'll still mock up something in photoshop though, shouldn't be too hard to make something acceptable.

>>2767045
Consider it done.

>>2767068
DFW and hemmingway 'get out' pic on its way.

Could you give me DFW's head grafted onto the tank boss from Quake 2, with the campus of the University of North Carolina Asheville in the background?

>>2767080
Scratch that: Beckett instead of DFW. Advanced thanks if you take it on.

>>2767021
>Photoshop Joyce onto the body of a leopard, but instead of regular leopard skin have it transposed with the batman suit. Also there should be a nuke going off in the background.


I went for the dark knight skin.

>>2767045
>Do Richard dawkins as a priest.

I did Dawkins as the Pope

>>2767130

Do James Joyce riding the bomb from Dr Strangelove. Looking wistful and/or bored if possible.

>>2767134
**Bonus Dawkins/pope unlocked.

>>2767130
I masturbated to the point of orgasm to that picture. Not a word of lie. You're the hero /lit/ needs.

...aaand we're back.

>>2767081
Here you go, son. If you want a different background just post the pic. I wasn't sure which was your campus as that lying little bitch google gave me multiple buildings.

>>2767054
>>2767068
>Needs to be DFW. If you could take the shotgun from the Hemmingway pic too that'd be amazing.

>>2767174

>>2767172
Holy shit, OP, thank you. I couldn't have asked for more.

I fucking love /lit/

I want Pynchon getting high as fuck

>>2767185
Thats all right buddy.

>>2767197
Umm, I'll see what I can do.

W.B. Yeats and Ezra Pound as teenage stoners sitting around on a couch listening to a boombox and hitting a bong

Cormac McCarthy in a cowboy hat on Mars. I can't give you reasons but I know that I need it.

Could you do something kinda weird and abstract with DFW's face, such as making certain features of his face (eyes for example) consist of smaller images of his face? Or something like that?

Or that weird baby face on DFW's head? Or DFW's face on that weird baby's head?

Can you do Hunter S Thompson riding a great white shark high-fiving Neal Patrick Harris riding a white tiger? Preferably, they'd be jumping at each other while a wave crashes behind them.
There'd need to be a caption at the bottom that reads :
"With the right kind of eyes."

I would love you forever.

Could you make a picture of Fitzgerald sticking a cucumber or other phallic piece of food up Faulkners ass?

It really gets me hot just thinking about it. Also, I would prefer if they were middle aged and hairy.

>>2767261
How's the 8th grade going, faggot?

>>2767284
Excellent! Your momma likes 'em young!

>>2767288
Trick question, faggot! It's summer! huehue

>>2767291
My God, what are you even being so self righteous about?

not a shoop, just a holiday snap from a couple of weeks ago.

>>2767296
Your request gives me a nasty "reddit XD so randumb" vibe.

You see /lit/, this thread is a prime example of the differences between Europe and the US.

Scroll up and look at the first half when the Yuros were on; Happy, peaceful, friendly and chill, it started as a great thread with a lot of potential. Then look what happened when the Murricans arrived...

>>2767300
I have never gone near fucking reddit. Men and wild animals and high fives predate the internet, you know.

And no, it's not random. It's completely fucking intentional. All of it. Symbolism, man.

>>2767307
Go have shitty teeth and a laughable army somewhere else

>>2767321
>Implying the Europeans actually have shitty teeth
>Implying Americans have free dental and health care.
>Implying Europe wouldn't kick the shit out of America

Look at all the countries Britain managed to collect, they still have 16 of them. What have you got? Just remember they gave you Hawaii as a present.

>>2767352

For a good poster who seems to revere peace you sure do want to start an argument and derail a thread. Did you realize you were derailing a thread to say how great of a poster you are when you were making this? Are you sure this is right?

Why does 4chan keep going down?

>>2767357
>>2767352
>>2767321
>>2767312
>>2767300
>>2767296
Please can you guys keep the shitposting out of my thread. Surely it's possible to just be civil occasionally?
Anyway I apologize to anybody awaiting a picture; the site went down and I hadn't noted all of the requests. I do have a couple though:

>>2767197
>I want Pynchon getting high as fuck

Is this high enough for Pynchon?

>>2767219
>Cormac McCarthy in a cowboy hat on Mars. I can't give you reasons but I know that I need it.

I was quite disappointed when I googled 'mars landscape', they all looked like Arizona.

>>2767054
ive seen a dfw version of this before

>>2767416
Fucks sake I forgot the pic.

>Cormac McCarthy in a cowboy hat on Mars. I can't give you reasons but I know that I need it.

>>2767411
Dude, that is fucking beautiful.

I request a picture of a girl kicking in the nuts of a guy with the shoop of "/lit/" over the girl and "/mu/" over the guy.

I don't collect such pics so your choice.

>>2767483
Not the shoop guy, but are you seriously not able to put text on an image yourself?

>>2767530
Seriously. Should look into that sometime though

>>2767241
Made an abstract DFW for you.

>>2767530
Yeah, photoshop really isn't hard. You have an interest in art anyway don't you? I'm sure I saw you talking about swoon before.

why did I make this

>>2767559
Why did you give /lit/ the receding hairline?

>>2767564

... why wouldn't I give /lit/ the receding hair line? That's Paul Verlaine though, and /mu/ is Arthur Rimbaud. I basically did this just for that amazing comparison.

>>2767559
/lit/ is the only bald guy, lel

>>2767559

>/r9k/

>>2767568

>>2767582

Look at those eyes, that bald head, that beard. That is the face of /lit/.

>>2767590
>Look at those eyes, that bald head, that beard. That is the face of /lit/.

>>2767416
have you looked at the pictures from the rovers? it's really like that, it's like an entire planet made of Arizonas

>>2767596

>/lit/ typing their new shorty story out

OP could you make a pic with a man up a tree with the caption "you must be fucking crazy", and some witty /lit/ based reaction images. - as many as you can.

Bump for OP.

>what /lit/ thinks it is

/lit/ truly is the best board.

OP is a god among mere mortals. I commend you, sir.

>>2766789

>implying this is OC
>implying we haven't seen it before

>>2768431
>Implying OP didn't make that in another thread
>Implying that wasn't the pic used to request OPs services
>Implying
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>Implying

>>2767615
It's kind of funny, considering all the pictures are originally black and white and then put through a red filter.

>>2767274
any progress on this, OP?

>>2766809
>Even today, the pornography would be "on the top shelf"
>Some of it is quite dark
>It's quite unpleasant.
>like girl-on-girl action

What kind of faggot wrote this?

>>2769004
Not OP, but I could shoop that for you. You need to find the reference pic though. I can only handle looking at pics of hairy men dildoing each other in very short bursts, and I draw the line at watching porn for a screenshot.

If you can find a pic of one guy dildoing the other, I can shoop the faces and the cucumber on. Preferably have them both facing the camera.