/lit/ - Literature

Please will you be our gf!

please respond

We've known you such a long time and we've always liked you. Wont you please at least go on one date with us?

Did you ever read that novel draft we gave you?

Stop shitposting on our board and maybe.

This has nothing to do with literature

Go back to /mu/, /mu/

Picture of girl smashing guys nuts shooped with /lit/ and /mu/.jpg

nope nope nooope

>>2765303
I read it
8.6 BNM

PLEASE WE NEED A GF

We've always been so good to you and been there for you when times were bad :(

>tfw /lit/ hates /mu/

>>2765318
iktf

look look look at me look

We go together like... Um uhhh
Pls be our gf

>>2765320
our..........pride

ily /lit/

>>2765321
We know you try so hard /mu/, but it's not the right time. We're really glad to have you as a friend though.

>tfw no qt /lit/ gf

but seriously i love you guys and i'm sorry we shitposted on your board please don't hate us ;_;

>>2765327
>tfw this will never happen

>>2765332

>We're really glad to have you as a friend though.

;_;

>>2765332
>tfw /lit/ friendzoned us

>>2765333
They hated us way before this thread, bro.
Everyone hates /mu/.

>>2765332
>tfw asking out /lit/ ends the same way it ends when asking out a cite girl irl

>>2765321
Philosophy...

The only good philosophy is political philosophy.

>>2765332
>tfw lit friendzone

>>2765332
>tfw when we will wait forever /lit/, no matter what we will always be here for you

>tfw friendzoned

Oh god this is becoming eerily similar to Regular Show again ;_;

>>2765346
*cute
>tfw spelling error on /lit/ while trying to win /lit/'s heart
Grandmasspaghetti

>>2765333

>>2765349
>daft funk fan
>knows nothing at all about anything ever

seems about right

>>2765340

>>2765358
>daft funk

>>2765340

so many summerplebs
thanks a lot /mu/

>>2765365
That's our meme.

>>2765358
(Somebody hasn't read Those Barren Leaves)

>>2765358
That chart is really awful.

Anyways, Friday night and I gotta go to a party /lit/. Cuz, you know, I'm a cool guy.

>>2765379
>friday night
>not reading
heh, casual

why won't this shit end?

>>2765383
Because you won't go out with me

>>2765383
because /mu/ has little to no moderation or self control and has nothing to do until the big third quarter releases in the fall.

and, you know, summer.

>>2765380
Reading books is no excuse to be a filthy introvert.

>>2765395
Keep telling yourself that casual.

>>2765394
I know this isn't the prevailing wind on /lit/ but I actually find it quite amusing. /mu/ on the whole are far more entertaining shitposters than us.

>>26070879

>tfw when all you want to do is have an emotional connection with another board and they make fun of you to your face

i still love you /lit/ ;_;

>>2765407
Oh god that feel

>>>/mu/26070879

hmmm yes both full of pretentious elitists, both full of consumers rather than producers. seems right

>>2765399
shitposting isn't very entertaining

>>2765418
What is this treachery. I forgot we even had an /an/ (pun not intended)

>>2765422
I just realized that I could take almost any discussion currently on /lit/, make it music related, and post on /mu/. And it would actually make /mu/ so much better.

This is fucking interesting.

/mu/ has infinitely more girls than /lit/.

Sure, /lit/ is mostly composed of effeminate liberal babbys who have an easy living, but we still have more penii per poster (PPP).

>>2765422
Didn't mean to quote you, sorry

>>2765430
I don't like the way you pluralize your penises much.

>/mu/ used to try and raid /sp/
>now they just get rejected by /lit/
lyl

>>2765399
/mu/ look, you have this unpleasant vicious streak to you that we just cant live with. It's all fun at first; you'll play us that new industrial-post-reactionary-jazz-fusion-throat-singing band that only three other people in the world appreciate(yes obviously they are brilliant) and we'll be gently reading to you sonnets of adoring infatuation.

But it's only a matter of time before you come home one day and catch us listening to the foo fighters.
"THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING OVERATED PIECE OF SHIT ALBUM IM GOING TO KIL...." You scream at us as you reach for the knife, blood dripping from your palms where your fingernails dig in. Then you spot the Nirvana LP poking out from under the sofa...

Look, its not you, its us. We are just more calm and less prone to fits of rage. We have a slight desire to feel superior by basking in the ability to pretend to like awful things that nobody really likes, but nowhere near the level of you.

Not literature.
Be gone, /mu/, we're on to you, you samefagging lumps of teen angst.

/fa/ here. What about us /lit??

>>2765470
If you put as much effort into how you think as you do put into how you look, you might amount to more than a recently cephalized invertebrate.

>>2765470
Fuck off /fa/ , go back to /fit/ you homo

So /mu/ decided to not heed either of my warnings
>>>/mu/26071325
>>>/mu/26071729
they're going to try to send you guys some shitty "mixtape" to "win your love" or something.

Just thought you guys deserved fair warning.

>>2765477
Don't be so mean :(

>>2765477
I've got to be honest, I'm kind of excited for this.

>>2765480
this is going to get out of hand very quickly

no self control, no moderation.

>>2765481
We hope you like it, we're uploading it now :)

>>2765452
No-one is ever going to love you like we do.

The tape will change everything.

>>2765477
You're a dick soothsayer, and the mixtape's going to be amazing
I hope you guys like Sufjan Stevens

I can't wait till you guys hear the ending track, don't spoil yourselfs yet, it's a real gem.

>>2765493

My body is ready.

>>2765498
>Sufjan Stevens
Actually I quite like that Bobby shadfly song you may be able to woo us with that and some eliott smith

>>2765498

Only if it's from Illinoise or Seven Swans. Nothing else is acceptable.

>this thread
Mutter, ich bin dumm.

>>2765500
Yeah, it's the most entry-level piece imaginable from an interesting composer

/lit/ and /ck/ is the only viable option. it's a match made in heaven. mutually respectful, interested in learning and creating, and playful within reason. /mu/ is way too immature for anything other than voyeurism and shower masturbation.

>if only the fucking anti-feminists would get the fuck out.

saging on principle

>>2765508

/mu/, I hope this is an audiobook mixtape that you're compiling. Whoever is reading Joyce better be Irish.

>>2765509
/ck/ is /sp/ 2.0.
/mu/ is /lit/ with adhd.

>tfw cultured taste in both music and literature
>able to confidently confirm most /mu/ and /lit/ posters as plebeians
>all it cost me was my social life

>>2765508
Benny, I'm dissapointed. Sufjan Stevens? For real? Contrary to what /mu/ thinks, indie is not the "patrician" genre

>>2765505
>most entry-level piece imaginable

Keep your snarling elitism out of this board or there is no chance of us putting out.

>>2765514
>confirm most /lit/ and /mu/ posters as plebeians
>implying that takes particularly long

>>2765509
>anti-feminists

Really? I thought it was the misandrists that were the problem.

>>2765516

I'm not genre-phobic. I dig it all. Modern country is an exception.

>>2765523
>mfw

>>2765517
>implying I'm not from /lit/

>Everyone automatically assumes /lit/ is a girl.
>Tfw /lit/ probably does put out for a board as lame as "Animals and Nature".

>>2765420
Poster who likes both >meal AND fantasy shit detected.

>mfw they are going to hate this mixtape

>>2765477
killjoy. it's just harmless internet playground sexuality. like playing tag. like, come on.

>>2765521
I HATE YOU SO MUCH

YES I MAD

>>2765518
well, /mu/ is better at disguising its pleb taste in music than /lit/ is at disguising its pleb taste in literature. It took me months to snap out the generally considered patrician musical taste of /mu/. I had a look at the mix-tape they're sending- it's fairly terrible, obviously aimed at an audience they presume listens to something like Swans at best and Top 40 at worst.

I'll just go for cgl instead

she has hygiene issues but meh

>tfw /lit/ probably hates hip hop despite it being one of the most cerebral genres of music

/lit/ I know you won't like the ignorant bangers and I can live with that but at least listen to Deltron.

please respond

>tfw someone on /mu/ starts arguing about philosophy with you.
Nietzsche-laughing-and-syphilitic.png

>>2765534
>I HATE YOU SO MUCH

I know you do, princess; Just because I have a cock. It's silly though babe, you should drop this feminist charade and work towards gender equality.

>>2765536
>implying the tracklist was actually chosen with serious consideration and not by dubs
>implying its not a miracle it even turn out slightly decent

Not excited about Sufjan but the simple expectations arised by that mixtape gave me an almost boner, /mu/. no homo

>>2765542
We have had several hip-hop threads in the last month. Deltron was mentioned. It generally starts with a "are lyrics literature" which is politely answered with "kind of, I guess" and it spirals from there.

>>2765526

KID ROCK IS A BIG FUCKING EXCEPTION AS WELL.

But I have no problem bouncing between Satie, Skee-Lo and Lady Gaga

H-hey /lit/, w-we finished the tape if you w-want to hear it...

>>2765550
>>2765550
>>2765550

>>2765552
which is funny, because /mu/ despises it when people pay attention to lyrics in a song.

Wait for all the Classical music loving Euros get on tomorrow morning, shit will hit the fan.

>>2765547
prepare for abrasive shitty experimental hip hop instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIrKSqb4H4A

>>2765556
That doesn't really make sense. I suppose it's the same kind of reactionary attitude to plot that some people display here. Overemphasised by a lot of people but still important enough to be analysed.

hey /lit/ wanna listen to stockhausen and read naked lunch together?

>>2765572
>Burroughs
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>>2765562
>death grips

>bad

>>2765554
Kid rock is bad ass, nigga. not even trolling. Listen to this, it's fucking brilliant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxMRB59zTZQ

Its like hendrix doing hiphop

>>2765566
it's probably because most music appreciators absolutely hate it when people classify a song as "bad" just because of the lyrics.

>>2765579

what's wrong with burroughs? we can read cortazar if you like him better

ITT: all of /lit/ secretly expectating with their hopes up

>>2765580
they aren't, but /lit/ won't like them

>>2765588
Same goes for plot

>>2765588
Well, if a song uses lyric and they are bad lyrics then the song is no good. If you don't want people to judge a song by it's lyrics (as well as other aspects) then don't use some fucking lyrics

>>2765607
i wonder if /tv/ feels the same way with movie plots

>implying there's any part of non-queer /mu/ worth paying attention to

>>2765634
wut?

>>2765552
Oh really? What a pleasant surprise.

>>2765556
In my experience, that's more of a reaction to the elitist attitude a lot of hip hop fans have outside of /mu/. The "real hip hop" spammers that flood youtube and were apart of /mu/ some years back tend to hate everything that isn't overly technical or their own perverse definition "meaningful".

That means no hedonism, no materialism and no allying yourself with anyone that they feel qualifies as "fake".

4chan in general is just a huge allergic reaction to whatever is accepted on the rest of the internet.

>>2765509
Anyone who discusses feminism here, regardless of their side, really needs to leave.

>>>/mu/26071059

i just arrived to 4chan today, please tell me where t find that mixtape /mu/

>>2765634
that was a good thread

>>2765736
>>2765550

>>2765544
>implying there's been any point in history when penises weren't in vogue