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>be at best friends sisters birthday drink at random bar last Saturday
>drinking beers and notice ping pong table in beer garden
>be real drunk and hustle some ping pong playings fags for a few $
>played the short con
> on my way to leave get rely up by handsome dark skinned alpha fag
>tell him I may be allergic to cats, but I love pussy
> got scared when he touched my arse and tried to kiss me
>ohshitthisdudeisgoingtomolestme.jpg
>mfw he was really drunk and pissed in his pants allowing me to escape

>> No.2734756

rustled

>> No.2734760

he'll get you eventually

>> No.2734762

>>2734729

Who are you quoting?

>> No.2734766
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2734766

>>2734762
:DD

>> No.2734769

>>2734762

Who are you quoting?

>> No.2734770

>>2734769
>who
whom

>> No.2734774

>>2734770

Whom is archaic. Stop being that guy.

>> No.2734775

>>2734770
WRONG!!
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>> No.2734782
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2734782

>>2734774
>>2734775
lel

>> No.2734783

>>2734782

Just go away, please. Take your shitposting elsewhere.

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2734786

>>2734783

>> No.2734806
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2734806

>>2734774
>Whom is archaic

>> No.2734853

>>2734806
Whom is wrong, gtfo of /lit/