/lit/ - Literature

Write about Death in the afternoon.

>>2697410
Write about a writer having writers block.

Your mom tastes the curds of your crusted cum that you've left to age in the creases of your gym sock. You know this because you've stumbled upon her in the act, lapsing that filthy item like she was the primordial cow licking at the salty icicles of creation.

Write about a group of scientists arguing with continental philosophers over the definition of 'meaning'.

"All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling." write about the cult of authenticity and how removed the public's perception of art is from its actual practice. actually, i'm already bored with the topic, but it's an idea.

>>2697419
>>2697426
>>2697417
Write about a writer having writer's block while trying to define the meaning of writer's block and eventually writes, unknowingly, a novel similar to one of Hemingway's

>>2697426
Write about a group anonymous ne'er-do-wells arguing with would-be internet celebrities about the objectivity of information.

>>2697426
Put wannabe in front of both of those groups and you're good to go.

Trains. Write about Trains.

>>2697450
>bastardising my pasta
Damnit guys.

Read about trains OP, seriously. Think about it.

>>2697440

Naturally.

>>2697457
I'm sorry. I jus-...I just wanted to be cool

Write about [insert witty-pun/joke/insult]

>>2697463
Why didn't you use a monorail one-liner?

Rewrite the entire Twilight series in Dickensian language

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfasr8_kids-in-the-hall-second-novel-the-h_fun

>>2697481

man, I miss this show

>>2697472
>monorail one-liner