/lit/ - Literature

Wwhhatt?

HAH.

Absolutely not.

ssssure, we could do thaaaat if you waaaant

No, I hate it when women bore me with stories of their ex-boyfriends.

i like history and classic literature... i'm such a nerd lol :p

damn girl you know i like it when you post threads about books why you do me like this

Thanks, I will.

If by history you mean VAGINA

>if she calls you "fella" she just wants to study history

>>2696678
Damn, I learned that lesson a few years ago

>girl starts telling me about all the exes she's had
>don't abort immediately

Should have known better

>>2696679
The picture is of a published author and known "history nerd."

Thankee for the line

Kate Beats is rocking some pageant girl hair there

Sorry, n-no, I have to um, I have to do things later. B-but thanks for asking. Bye.
>she begins walking in the direction you have to walk
>you walk in opposite direction instead

>>2696711
She is always pretty. Deal with it.

>>2696670

Sure, let's start with the love life of Charlemagne and work our way up to the sexual conquests of Henry VIII.

S-s-s-s-s-sorry, I don't know much about Hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-story, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but I major in b-b-b-b-b-biology!

>>2696670
No. Never trust a feminist.

>>2696670
No, I prefer to study alone. However, if you just wish to hang out, I can meet you whenever I see appropriate it.

b-b-back that ass up

>>2696893
>whenever I see appropriate it

>>2696889

She's a feminist?

Do want.

still a solid 5 at best

>>2696886
I-i-i-if you know what I m-m-m-mean!

>>2696898
>She's a feminist?

Yeah, you didn't hear about the shitstorm she started over a male fan saying "I want to have your babies" ?

>>2696895
It's a quirk of mine, I usually say it really fast in conversation so people don't realize I basically just repeated the last syllable of appropriate it.

Beaton is unreasonably cute.

>>2696922
I don't think she would like you saying that.

>>2696918

I don't even know who she is.

>>2696946
Good thing I'm on 4chan, then.

>>2696946
>>2696918

Please don't drag that shit int /lit/. I have to deal with it in /co/, don't do it here too.

>>2696866
Oh, I think she's great. Just didn't recognize her at first.

She's cute, but not in an "I'd hit it" way, just a friendly sort of way. However, were I single, I'd totally "study history" with her. Why?

> She's cute enough to fuck, though not in the way that'd make me actively pursue her.

> Who knows, she might be a freak; there's definitely something about her that says "probably gives good head".

> At worst, I'd still get to say, "I fucked Kate Beaton."

>>2696966
By judging her looks you are being a sexist. Please stop.

>>2696971

Yeah, you already made the joke about how she wouldn't like this. It isn't interesting the second time.

>>2696966
lol jesus i think i'd be able to maintain a vanity google alert for myself about seven minutes after becoming famous if i were a girl

>>2696670
Oh, my god. That the hark a vagrant girl?

Would marry.

>>2696966
Best case scenario:

you bang, break up, and she repeatedly cameos you in her comics as some loser who gets told and abused by various historical characters.

>>2696980
I don't think she'd like you stopping me from spreading feminist ideology.

she really doesn't look as sexy as she did prior

oh well. I'd do it

>>2696984

Dude, I said fuck, not date. Someone with that sort of feminist hang–up is totally a one–night stand waiting to happen.

>>2696884
"So what do you think Rasputin is most known for?"

:begins to snake arm around:

Which history? What period? Military or economic?

>>2698808

>:begins to snake arm around:

exit stage right now please

off the planet preferably

>talentless, shitty webcomic proving that women can't into humor
>pretentious literary and historical references to appeal to the worst sort of hipster 'nerd' ever to exist
>superficial interest in history
>reactionary feminist bitch
>ugly as fuck

Yeah sure.