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2694589 No.2694589 [Reply] [Original]

You know what the fuck you're looking at? That's right: a Turkish National Wrestling Champion, and two-time Mr. Turkey in oil wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 5'9 and 250 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.

I could kick the fucking shit out of any of you.

Fuck you.

>> No.2694594

>>>/b/404268216

>> No.2694596

wot's the biggest poop u ever do??

>> No.2694595

because you touch yourself at night

>> No.2694607

Goddamnit Situation JR, get the fuck out of here.

>> No.2694610

I guess this could be new copy pasta? Is it new?

>> No.2694628
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2694628

>implying I don't got the gat on me

>> No.2694629

at least pic a picture of someone who actually looks like they can fight

>> No.2694659

5'9?
Is this why you came to /lit/ because /fit/ would laugh at you.

>> No.2694819

I suppose you meant 6'9"?

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2694825

>>2694589
>what a cute little manlet! I bet he he has a tiny penis!

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2694828

7/10

>> No.2694852

5.9/10

>> No.2694910

You'll have to catch me first. I may not be strong, but I'm nimble. No muscle mass to hold me down. I reckon I could tire you out in a one-on-one... Once you're sufficiently exhausted, I'd lightly push your moobs and you would fall.

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2694923

>Mr. Turkey in oil wrestling
I lol'd