/lit/ - Literature

"Ayo gurl, I wanna fuck the farts out of you"

She's reading, you cunt. Leave her alone.

Spill some spaghetti on her book.

1) Write a book about it
2) Post on 4chan askling them what to do
3) Talk to her

eat her farts thats what james joyce did and literature

>riding the train
>a cute girl comes and sit next to me
>she is reading Clashe of Kings
>"oh, good books"
>she nods and go back to reading
>"haha just kidding, pleb"
>her cheeks flush and you see her nipples erect underneath her sweater
>a wet patch forms around her crotch and the carriage begins to smell of fish
>she dives down towards your groin and starts feverishly trying to unzip your fly
>a violent grapple ensues as you attempt to resist
>finally manage to subdue her with a Stone Cold Stunner™ and leap off at the next stop
>suddenly realise you left your copy of Finnegans Wake on the train
>we have to go back
>L O S T

>>2642206
>she dives down towards your groin and starts feverishly trying to unzip your fly
>a violent grapple ensues as you attempt to resist

>>2642214
>>2642206

confirmed fot samefag

>>2642227
Confirmed for dumbass

>>2642147
>Clash of Kings
>good book
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>riding the train
>a cute girl comes and sit next to me
>she is reading Clashe of Kings
>"oh, good books"
>she nods and go back to reading
>suddenly all the passengers laugh
>"hahaha, good books!"
>get nervous and start sweating
>"uh... uh.."
>spaghetti starts slipping out of your pockets
>girl looks at your spaghetti, "oh god," and starts laughing at you too
>get up and slip all over the spaghetti
>whole train is laughing at you now
>get off the train while shitting your pants of embarrassment
>"fuck trains"
>never ride a train again