/lit/ - Literature

Nice

Epic

I like it

Yeah, you've basically got Herbert's writing style down. There's not quite enough made-up hyphenated words, though.

Not literature proper.

Oh, vat fun ve have!

>>2635738

Go be a faggot elsewhere.

>>2635741
don't call people "faggot". it's bigoted and entrenches oppression.

>>2635749

I will continue to use faggot so long as you continue to act as the authority on what is and is not literature and muck up threads by protesting that this or that book, subject, or author don't qualify.

>>2635755
oh i'm not the dude with dumb opinions about what is and is not literature, i agree with you on that one

i'm just saying don't use "faggot" when you're pointing out that he's wrong

>>2635760

Fair enough. He's a douche.

>>2635761

Why is that even an insult? A douche is quite enviable since it goes up a woman's cunt. which is more than you'll ever do

>>2635760

Shut up you stupid faggot (redundant I know).

>>2635766

Not the same anon, but I'd say because unnecessary douching irritates the vagina and fucks up the pH balance in it, which in turn can cause infections. I'ts like calling someone the sand in your crotch.

>>2635766

We, as a society, have deemed that it is an insult, and I am okay with that. Nice try.

>>2635783

Fair enough, but to non-american ears it sounds crap. It's like babby's first insult, a step below "gay off you flipping wee-wee".

What's wrong with calling someone a proper name, you fucking cunt?

>>2635800

Look, I'm not George Carlin or Ronald lee Ermey. Insult-crafting isn't my thing. All I needed to get across to the guy I responded to was that he was being a not good person and that he should leave.

I could care less whether he or anybody else thinks the insult I uses is stale, as though that somehow dampens what it's supposed to mean. In fact, I'm so adamant about that that I'm going to call him a butthead, instead.

>>2635820

I *couldn't* care less.

Oofta.

>>2635800
>but to non-american ears it sounds crap

Americans are rather terrible at insults and swearing.

Look at "ass", for fucking hell, it's the "r" sound that makes it sound unpleasant and satisfying to say. When I get called an "asshole" I can't picture it being said by anyone other than a massive poof.

>>2635820

>butthead,

You still haven't really got the hang of it yet have you? knob-gobbler

>>2635800

Using cunt as an insult is chauvinistic you faggy piece of shit

>>2635835

Even when they call someone a cunt it sounds a bit bent.

pic related

>>2635839

No it's not, you flaw. It implies that you're nothing more than a pair of lips with mucus coming out of them. I love cunts, but I wouldn't want to be one, because someone would probably put their pee-pee in me.

but it wouldn't be you, you raging fucking queer

>this thread

>/lit/

Besides, anyone knows the best insult in the English language is "sheepfucker".

>>2635837

I'm a retro-fashionist. You busy yourself forging new insults in an attempt to keep with the times and sound hip, but I'm bringing back butthead. And if you don't like it, you can buzz off, knucklehead. I'm just too fly for you, dawg. Ya dig?

>>2635847

Calling somebody a cunt isn't offensive because that person doesn't want to literally be a cunt, any more than calling a person a bitch isn't offensive because that person doesn't want to be a female dog. It's offensive because it associates the person with all sorts of percieved nastiness about women, the female body, and the female genitalia. It's chauvinistic.

>>2635857
Don't get sarcastic with me, son. We burned your tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I'm all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat fuck. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat it'll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny.

>>2635850
Only works on the welsh though.

>>2635853
You're a nigger. Retro enough for you?

always remember that you should only ever use insults or profanity if you're actually familiar with them. nothing is worse than insults & profanity adopted as affectation, because they never sound natural. it is quite difficult to achieve fluidity, naturalness, ease when employing adopted profanities - and these attributes are crucial to using profanity well.

>>2635857

Sorry, "nigger" is still relevant because it's more than just a fashion word. It doesn't disappear with bleached jeans and bright nylon clothing.

Good job actually being offended enough by "butthead" to whip out "nigger" in a conversation, though. Very admirable, airhead.

>>2635850
Sheep-shagger is better.

>>2635877
That's reserves for the Irish and New Zealanders.

>>2635877
>>2635860

Can also be applied to Kiwis and Auscunts.

Nonce is probably the insult most likely to start a fight anywhere.

>>2635888
>irish
>not welsh

>>2635888

>Calling bog-trotters sheepshaggers when there's so much material to work with.

Sorry Shig, not my thang.

>>2635920
You disrobe and toss your full platemail to the side, immediately forgetting about it as the bunny-girl lifts her sack to expose the bright pink flesh of her femininity. It glistens, practically steaming up the air with her plentiful lubricants. She runs a slender finger around the moist hole, beckoning you to plunge inside and fill her hungry flesh with your massive cock. Lust burns through you as you drop to your knees and line your massive cock up with that ready opening, barely able to restrain yourself as the time for penetration approaches.

shit shit thread guys, i hope you all burn