/lit/ - Literature

Cynical bastard who likes drink and pussy, hates people (and jews in particular for that extra flavour), loves animals and is a great writer. What's not to love?

inb4 a million rimbauds and highsmiths

This weird, shy, racist, socially awkward mothafucka right here.

mine mine mine

Nietzsche :3

>>2605565
My #1 Creepy Internet Person quality is that K8 Beats is like if I made up my own pretend girlfriend on graph paper. Also once I googled Zadie Smith's husband to see if I was better-looking than he was.

Mostly straight but I'd make sweet tender literary love to this man.

patricia highsmith titties .jpeg

>>2605223

I didn't know edward norton was a writer.

would u bang david foster walrus? He was like 39% cute but was very talented and seemed like a good guy. By contrast franzen is up to 41% cute and reasonably talented but is such a miserable dickweed that he's a clear imaginary no bone zone.

>>2605637
She's pretty fat. You might be into that, but just letting you know, she's just beyond "chubby."

>>2605661
oh fuck. I don't even wanna know how sharp her elbows are. My one-sided internet crush...drowned in a bucket of maple leaf lard....

Too bad Ezra Pound hit it and quit it.

>>2605641
Too bad she hated everyone.

This man. I'm not gay, but I'd give him a blowjob at the drop of a hat... oh, that dick and the legendary works it's inspired...

>>2605737
Would David Cross make an acceptable substitute? Like a compilation of the best of Mr. Show is probably better than 97% of literature.

I'm a straight male, but I'd totally want Kafka to be my husbandou or at least BFF.

>>2605239
Half of the first chapter into Mrs. Dalloway, and I'm already agreeing with you.

>>2605565
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ^____^

>>2605771
Who is this?

>>2605565
>>2605565
>someone already posted my Beaton
I'll fight you

just kidding i'm a coward

It's a tie between Beverly Cleary and Stephanie Meyer,

Mary Karr

>>2606091

>tfw faggot walrus banged your waifu

>>2605229
10/10, strong gaze, nice hair, attractive lips, pose makes her decision noticeable
>>2605239
4/10, one angle woman, nice nose/lips/jaw combo
>>2605565
5/10, the definition of average
>>2605667
3/10, strange eyebrows, unappealing dress, poorly distributed nose
>>2605718
8/10, female-Conans are always attractive
>>2605771
2/10, dat front tooth
>>2606005
7/10, Atypical yet aesthetically pleasant
>>2606091
1/10, way too old, must smell like a tomb

Philip K all the way

>>2606005
Carson McCullers is an awards bait movie Best Supporting Actress role for Kristen Schaal waiting to happen

>>2606091
Nice pic composition and outfit

>>2606129
>10/10, strong gaze
Stopped reading there

>>2606118
I'm sure that's the appeal

Some weirdass white dudes have creepy racially-charged cuckolding fantasies about built black guys with huge cocks fucking their lovers, and then some guys are so far gone that the alpha male bull stud of their dreams is David Foster Wallace

>>2605637
dat bone structure <3

>>2606142
OH YES. They should get her to reenact this shot with Michelle Williams.

I'm not gay, but Jack Kerouac is such a cool motherfucker that I would turn gay for him.

>>2606165
I didn't like On the Road, it was way too boring to me . Is his other novels better?

>>2606174
I'm liking Dalloway very much and I loved the Orlando film. Very different from Kerouac.

>>2606153
Hate that book's design. and title fucked up.

>>2606184
The good thing about Woolf is her ability of to understand emotions and also her beautiful prose. She is what every "modern" female writer should strive for because they usually get half ,but never the whole.

>>2606189
Modern female writers are too sentimental.

>>2606195
That is the problem, Woolf had the perfect proportions.

>>2606199
Animated

Based entirely on his children's books I bet that Louis Sachar was textbook nice husband material as a young man - if he ever had hair as an adult. But then again I do think Larry David is sexy.