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Why is every stoner I know in real life so fucking stupid?

keep sagan's name out of your mouth pleb

>>2577616
Maybe because of all those irreplaceable brain cells, duh.

but there are only 12 months ...

>>2577618
brain cells grow back

>>2577620
americans use mm/dd/yy

>>2577626

Not after smoking weed you dumb retarded fucking idiot.

Wow, so many uneducated people here.

Marijuana and psychedelics, I can guarantee, are safer than any legal substance. (Drinking usually never leads to the reflection you get from weed and certainly not like psys and marijuana is NOWHERE near being harmful as drinking).

Basically the only risks of weed are mild effects on the lungs, short-term memory fuzziness while using, and it can cause lazy people to become more complacent with their laziness (It heightens things, it doesn't really make people lazy, if you're lazy, you'll be more deeply lazy, if you're motivated you'll feel euphoric and want to do things. Personally I feel motivated effects.) Mild effects, as in there has never been a recorded case of marijuana only smokers having emphysema or even brown lung. Marijuana has 0 cases of causing cancer and its used by cancer patients as a medicine.

People are usually uneducated past DARE. Like do you think that weed gives you "lolbadbraincells" or lowers your semen count? Because, "Bad brain cells" is from one study done in the 80's, under Reagan.

What they did:
They said that 20 joints a day were given to monkeys, then they analyzed the brain saying there was brain cell destruction. Then upon request of an official report the study was actually done this way:

-5 minutes straight of Columbian joint smoke being pumped through a gas-mask placed on monkeys

5 minuets with no oxygen intake = asphyxiation
Which durrhurr kills brain cells.

Typical hamfisted attempt at prohibition propaganda.

“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.” -Ronald Reagan

By the way, marijuana is an antiemetic. That's a core reason why a large percent of AIDS patients self-identify as medical marijuana users.

>>2577645
>starts thread with typical 420 stoner jargon
>makes a big post with all these scientific facts about how weed is blah blah

you're a sellout

420, fagot

>>2577647
So do you like weed or not?

>>2577651
I don't know, I've never been near it.

>>2577614
Do stoners actually act like that for real? Because it is pretty embarrassing.

Just wondering.

>>2577645
>>2577645

mfw people analyze facts and twist them to their own viewpoint even when they don't fit.

also mfw people don't even understand how lung cancer works, fucking morons.

First off, lung cancer is caused by smoke, it doesn't matter where the smoke comes from, it is all bad for your lungs, there have been studies on boyscout/camp councilors who are around campfires all the time, showing that they have as high a risk for lung cancer as chain smokers.

Smoke regardless of its source causes cancer you fucking ignorant stoner!

No cancer has ever been reported because of how expensive Marijuana is. It costs as much for a fat joint as a whole pack of cigs costs. Thus nobody can afford to smoke enough of that shit to get lung cancer, they would have to smoke constantly (10+ joints worth a day) the way cig smokers do.

If it was legalized people probably would smoke it that much and probably would get cancer. So your argument is stupid.

>>2577656
Lots of people act like that. Mathsy people have pi-day, decadent westerners have Christmas and other greetings card holidays, and most people have something like biurthdays or family days.

>>2577675
Shut the fuck up you fucking retard. What about all those people who consume marijuana as a medicine? None of them ever get any cancer. Even if it possible to get lung cancer from smoking marijuana (this has never been proven!), marijuana is still extremely healthy for people. It helps in prevention of Alzheimer's, tumors, it helps people with asthma as a bronchial inhibitor, it takes care of pain, nausea, etc, etc.

Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot.

"Weed's so benign lol", "Weed can cause cancer!", they make it look like some kind of crazy super opiate that makes you trip balls. You don't trip balls, shrooms make you trip balls. Weed makes you happy, hungry, and sleepy. Do some study you moron.

Also, it doesn't kill brain cells. In fact a somewhat recent study showed that weed helped stimulate cell growth in the brain. Alcohol, nicotine and cocaine suppress growth of nerve cells in the hippocampus, not marijuana.

Anyway, shrooms and weed is probably the safest combo of drugs you can do. If you went your whole life doing just those, even in heavy amounts, you'd still be healthy as fuck. Basically I could go off on a huge list of the drugs that are generally bullshitted about the effect of but yeah.

>>2577744
nope. this is completely retarded. patients that smoke because they have smoking related diseases don't smoke. can't smoke. it's just as bad to smoke. go away.

>>2577744
>shrooms and weed is probably the safest combo of drugs you can do
maybe biologically, but not so much psychologically. especially the latter. lol
but hey i say whatever you feel lik doing, go ahead and do it. even if it's potentially harmful. whatever. be aware of potential consequences and all that.

>>2577775
It's a stoner you cant expect them to be rational

>>2577616
Because the intelligent ones don't let you know that they're a Stoner. They don't want to be associated with the stupidity.

>>2577744

Guy you were replying to here, you just totally strawman'd me, I didn't say anything about braincells btw.

Also, I don't think you understand how medical marijuana even works kiddo, it is used as a to take your mind off of your pain and as a relaxant to make patients feel better when they are in horrible states.

So in short quit implying that marijuana is used as a herb to remedy the conditions you listed, as opposed to something to take your mind off the pain and make you feel better about your situation.

Here, apply your argument to people who are put on morphine drops. Does the fact that morphine is used in a medical capacity negate all the bad things about it?

Stop mindlessly believing Pro-Marijuana propaganda and realize that you need to learn the facts for yourself, obviously marijuana isn't as bad as everyone claimed in dare, but if you can't see that Mary Jane Magazine claiming that pot cures cancer is just as blatant of propaganda you need to grow up a little bit. The truth is never what the extremes say it is, there is always a middle ground, and it is your duty to find it and come to your own conclusions, don't parrot someone elses.

I'm only typing this out because I hope some dumbass stoner might read it and think twice about their ideas.

Shrooms, LSD, and weed, are A-OK to do in my book. I think everyone should try them once but don't delude yourself into thinking that they can't do you any harm.

>>2578071

fuuuuuuck u niggaaa

WAKE UP PEOPLE
YRAN IS A TROLL
YOU ARE ALL DENSE AS FUCK TO REPLY
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

pic related

Sagan was a non-denominational UFO cultist who was influential in wasting billions of dollars in US tax payer money sending messages out into empty space.

i hit a total of 10 weed sticks today somebody roll a shat blunt sometiem today still got me high i had errything from joins rolled up in restuarant bathromos ti session blunts now io qonswer if its possible to have sex this high

I went to a Sublime concert today, yall niggas aint got shit on mee.

>>2578859
My condolences.

>>2578859

I can't believe there's someone from my town on here. Why did you go to that concert? It's a half ass cover band. The current incarnation is like Nirvana without Kurt Cobain.

You can eat the weed to avoid smoking it bros

>>2578883

Wait wutt Bloomington seriously?

>shrooms and weed are safe
no, you won't die, but it's ridiculously to gauge how safe a drug is strictly according to that. Doing shrooms too much makes you loopy, same with e, same with weed. there's no denying it