/lit/ - Literature

Dude...your muscles don't look natural...

>>2524661
tfw /fit/fags cant realize they look like freaks because they have body dysmorphia

enjoy your protein shakes faggot

both reading and fitness take a lot of time and dedication to master, so if you try to be good at both you will probably just be mediocre at both

is dbol - test-e - var a good first cycle?

whaty doeses. Im 6'4 and 80kg

do i need both nolva and clomid..or just one

not trollan

>>2524673
steroids are bad
don't take them until you have at least a few years of lifting exp

>>2524670
y u mad?

u jelly?

yea.. u gelatinous

>>2524675
I've atained my noob gains a while back.. im physically an adult.. i dont see why i cant juice now. what difference does waiting a year make? I know how to eat right, lift right, sleep right etc

>>2524680
idk much about steroids but from what i've seen ALWAYS TAKE PCT
NEVER EVER DISREGUARD PCT
pct is the most IMPORTANT part of the cycle
unless you want to get bitch tits take pct
nolva should be good

>>2524680
>taking potentially dangerous drugs for perceived aesthetic improvement

Sure is desperate inferiority complex and shallow decadence in here

As someone who takes heroin to achieve apathy i can appreciate someone who takes steroids to achieve a certain physical aesthetic. right on. there are consequences for all of our actions or inaction.

>>2524687
for being on a claimed intelligent board you are pretty dumb
>making a claim about a topic you know little to nothing about
>only knowledge you have is based on media
mfw

>>2524680

just remember to stay away from saunas

>>2524685
>>2524687
>implying millions of people haven't roided w/o significant side -effects

more likely to catch hepatitis from a paper cut from a library book than fuck yourself up with roids

Lots of bookworms projecting up in here.

1.) Steroids are hormones
2.) The only steroids that get a bad rap are Anabolic steroids, because of America's HURRDURR BASEBAWW GUT RUINED BAH IT
3.) Anabolic steroids are some of the least harmful steroids around. (While cortisone shots and estrogen replacement has way worse side effects)
4.) Anabolic steroids are safe, and only hurt when are taken wrong. Much like Vitamin C.
5.) OP Has never done a cycle, his body is too small to be accused of taking any AAS.

question: do steroids actually improve your strength or does it just give a bulky appearance? are all muscles useful muscles? i mean i really don't want to read the sticky on /fit/ right now

>>2524699
>using bookworm as a pejorative
meathead detected

First time on /lit/
Do you niggers actually consider yourselves intelligent?

>brb read a book, am so smart

>>2524673
Don't hop on kick Var from the cycle, definitely. And google proper doses for a Dbol/test-e cycle, there's tons of cycles(dosages and days in detail) around.

You must name a specific steroid.
There are many, and each have their use.

>>2524709
I think i am intelligent and i read to use my intelligence, but no reading does not make one intelligent.

>>2524711
well my more important question is does bulk=greater strength or is there more to it than that.

>>2524713
>I think i am intelligent
So does the rest of 4chan.

Steroids aren't that bad, but everyone will detract from what you've achieved because of it. There are side effects too exaggerated but they still exist.

pic unrelated, mah niggah Oscar got mad aesthetics.

Who the hell said you couldn't?
Reading doesn't take more time than what people tends to use on vidya, films, socializing, sports, hobbies, or just simply wasting it.

>>2524709
>has never read a book and is angry because he feels inferior

>>2524714
Yes, suppose you do a test cycle.
Your strength gains will be huge, along with correct diet.

>>2524715
well intelligence is kind of a relative term..i think most humans qualify as having intelligence..there are different kinds of intelligence and different uses for intelligence..so yeah most people on 4chan are intelligent..doesn't mean we aren't all wasting it here.

>>2524719
Is that the best you can do?
-5/10
So much for intelligence.

Dear /fit/izens,

As body building doesn't have actual health benefits and in a lot of ways can be said to lead to an unnatural, inefficient and unnecessary physical form, what are your motives?

Is it solely aesthetics? And if it is so, is this solely to attract sexual partners?

>>2524719
I don't see how reading a book makes you superior. It's like saying playing video games makes you superior, or that wasting your time watching movies makes you superior. Unless you're studying something, reading a story is completely and utterly useless.

>>2524720
hm..interesting..i am only asking this because i was wondering if juicing would be a good idea for a free climber. i am genetically bad off when it comes to strength

>>2524714
>>2524714
They will, providing you are on the right ones.

They don't ban them from most sports just for teh lulz.

Steroid aren't particularly dangerous if you are well informed, experienced with weightlifitng and diet-planning, prepared, and get your blood work done regularly.

But this is not what people usually do, and that's where shit goes wrong.

>>2524727
There are specific steroids you can take if your main goal is strength. They'll give you very lean muscle gains with minimum water retention. But you usually need to stack them with a test-base.

>>2524708
yes steroids do make you stronger
if you just want to look puffy you take synthol

>>2524732
Exercising and eating healthy has no actual health benefits? Whut?

>>2524734
thanks. i have friends irl who can fill me in on details. anyway
>/fit/ troll thread
>actually informative
>mfw idgaf about off-topic threads on /lit/

>>2524732
If you live your whole life without knowing the true strength of the human body and how beautiful it can become you are missing out

>>2524727
hmmmm. you want to gain strenght without gaining mass. anavar or equipoise could help with that. even a modest ammount of test-e might do the trick.

try looking into what endurance atheletes (who are trying to achieve similar goals (strenght + low weight) might use)
winstrol gives you strenght wiht little muscle mass but could hurt your joints (its cheaper tho)

ttyl

I bench my body weight and read philosophy weekly. Is this a happy medium?

>>2524730
So much wrong in that post.

>As body building doesn't have actual health benefits
What?

>in a lot of ways can be said to lead to an unnatural, inefficient and unnecessary physical form
If you're referring to pro anabolic bodybuilding, that's another thing.

>Is it solely aesthetics? And if it is so, is this solely to attract sexual partners?
I used to think so when I first got started in it.
But know it's something different. The girls are a bonus, I go to the gym for myself, the feel I get from lifting is indescribable. Lifting isn't just about aesthetic, some train for strength.
I'm actually in the middle, I love strength training but do my cuts to look good from time to time.

>>2524740
>knowing the true strength of the human body
>missing out on the vastness of the human mind
>how beautiful it can become
>implying I'm a faggot and loves the bodies of men

>>2524742
wow thanks man../fit/ ehs a pretty cool guy

>>2524747
u mad?

>>2524747
your body is sculpted by the mind
if you have a weak mind your body will show it
(that means you, you skinny fuck)

>>2524757

mcdonalds

>>2524739
>>2524739
Just realised this now that you said it.

/fit/ can't troll for shit, normally always ends as some sort of free cyber-bro clinic.

>>2524757
chicken breast, tuna, eggs

What's a good way to consume 4000 calories a day but without having to chug two protein shakes a day?

>>2524757
Well, 2 protein shakes a day have only about 200cals, so it really doesn't relate to your goal.
But oats, eggs, chicken breasts and milk are great for bulking..

>>2524755
>implying everyone who have a strong mind have a strong body
>implying I even give a shit about my physique
>implying I'm a shallow person who spend my time worrying about what others think of me
>implying all the strong men have strong mind
Oh stop it you

>>2524761
it's cool man, you think /lit/ can troll? well can't even troll /sci/

>>2524738
Exercising and eating healthily is something else than the regime to which body builders subject themselves. You won't find physicians that recommend body building routines for a long and healthy life.

>>2524740
So I should see the motives as those of an artist in a way? That I can understand. The same can be said for other skills and forms of self development though.

>>2524746
As said above, I wasn't thinking of regular exercise but of methods to make muscle tissue grow to unnatural proportions beyond that which is practically beneficial.

I can understand it as a passion or a hobby or even art form, but I can't really rationalise it in any other way. There's a certain limit where taking care of your health turns into something else. I wouldn't find it worth the effort and sacrifice myself.

>>2524765
>implying i work out for girls
>2012
>ISHYGDDT

>>2524765
typical lazy blob excuse
relax with the analpain, son

>>2524772

post anything about God and /sci/ will recite The God Delusion for 300 posts

>>2524757
>>2524757
the fuck?

Chocalate lard and mayonaise.

>>2524776
brb gonna trool them. honestly /lit/s mortal enemy is /sci/ not /mu/ or /co/ or even /fit/ like some would have you believe.

>>2524771
>implying you are working out for girls
If you were, you wouldn't be showing pictures of yourself in a board full of men and fags, seriously though, stop trying to troll and go bench press or something. Trolling actually requires a strong mind.

It's hard to read and treadmill at the same time.

>>2524762
>>2524764
chicken breasts are expensive. buy a whole ,frozen chicken. slow roast it on pic related (obviously in a roasting tray) turn occasionaly.. and enjoy a fuckton of juicy chicken meat. !
whole chicken for the price of two chicken breasts... and you can make soup from the carcass

>that feel when an excess of muscles make you look instantly less intelligent

I'm not even trolling /fit/izens, but it is true. Anything beyond ottermode or ripped in a lean way will lead to association with dumb brutes and meatheads. I seriously wouldn't want to become to big in fear if not being taken seriously anymore.

>>2524785
thaw first or enjoy your salmonella

>>2524786
>mfw you base how intelligent you think someone is on their looks
/lit/ not /fit/ here and you're making us look bad

>>2524773
>I can understand it as a passion or a hobby or even art form, but I can't really rationalise it in any other way.
That could be said about reading.

> There's a certain limit where taking care of your health turns into something else. I wouldn't find it worth the effort and sacrifice myself.
True, vigorexia is something very present in the BB world. Although it's what the public demands, they just want to see freaks with no proportions or aesthetics. I really dislike modern bodybuilding.
I guess it's just an effort some are willing to make.
Call me narcissist, but I like to stand out from the crowd, just as much as the next guy.

>>2524791
I don't, but the world does. In the same way dishevelled clothing, stubble and long messy hair will make people think you are unhygienic. It doesn't have to be true, but truth doesn't have a lot to do with it. It's about perception.

>>2524791
>mfw you look at a downie and think he/she's intelligent
seriously though, /lit/ is full of judgmental elitists who base other people's worth on one sort of scale or another.

>>2524786
If someone makes an assumption like that you'd know right away how mediocre they are.

>>2524793
well it is just as shallow to live your life catering to shallow perceptions.

>>2524786
This is actual bullshit. I don't think I've ever done this.

>actually replying in a thread like this one.

Mirin' dat ceps brah

>>2524792
>That could be said about reading
Are you serious? Have you never read a book in your life? That IS what reading is supposed to be about. YOU are the one trying to make lifting shit with your dick more than it actually is, it's not as beneficial as you think.

>>2524797
the amount of respect I have received how gone up greatly since going from a skinny as fuck kid to big
you're probably that little guy in the background thinking
>he has muscles so he's probably stupid
come at me

>>2524800
You have never been on a job interview, have you? Unless you live like Diogenes this is quite an hypocritical statement.

>>2524792
>That could be said about reading.

Reading gives access to most available knowledge in the world. I don't think this can be compared with increasing bodily aesthetics and strength. Ornamental gardening perhaps, but not reading.

>>2524806
>That IS what reading is supposed to be about
Exactly what I said, a passion or hobby. What got you so worked up?

If you don't know the benefits of lifting I'm talking to a door here.

Nobody said you can't, but being an obnoxious faggot is something nobody likes.

>>2524809
Comparing it in the sense of being a passion or hobby. I didn't say one or the other was more important.

>>2524808
*fapfapfapfap* no homo

yes homo

>>2524808
alrite

>>2524808
So you are a judgmental faggot who base your own worth on how muscular your dick is compared to other men. Got it, we all need self-assurance one way or another.

>>2524810
Your stupidity got me so worked up.
Basically right now you are agreeing that weight lifting is a hobby or a passion, LIKE reading.
Either try to communicate better or go fuck off with other apes while we men here discuss actual intellectual topics.

>>2524818
Sure is butthurt in here.
Did you even understand what he wrote?
*Other* people have given him more respect.

>>2524815
lel

wow /lit/ let's not get butthurt over people that like to look good in a certain way and be fit..yukio mishima was a boss

>>2524826
I don't think you did.
*Other* people giving him more respect is the REASON he's trying to gain respect.
lol thank god I don't visit /fit/

>>2524825
Are you retarded? Or just fail at trolling?
He said lifting was a hobby or passion, and I agreed to an extent, which is the same that can be said for reading.
I don't think you've been reading enough, kiddo.

My face this whole entire thread

This is what perfection looks like boys, and I've got it.


Have fun with small penis/balls becuz of ur steruds.

>>2524732
This. I can see how having good cardio would be a benefit because you can play sports for longer and partake in other fun activities like mountain biking and ski-ing. Unless your idea of fun is to lift heavy things so you will someday be able to lift heavier things, I don't really see the point of putting on a lot of upper body muscle, outside of sheer narcissism.

>>2524839
Having an aesthetic body commands respect from people you deal with on a daily basis. I treat fat slovenly people like shit, and the inverse.

>>2524838
Pics for prove.

Now go back to /fit/ and continue compensating for your ugly faces: it's good for the economy.

>>2524808
I'm actually 6'3" and relatively broad shouldered. I don't perceive big people as dumb, but people with body builder type bodies come across like women with fake breasts and died blonde hair. It's not so much the result as the intention that leads to judgement.

A disproportionate amount of attention paid to physical appearance reflects a certain hierarchy in values a person has. This can be a pretty sound base for judgement of his or her character.

>>2524825
>we men here discuss actual intellectual topics.
L-O-L
I'm sure you have a Twilight thread to post in.

>>2524835
mfw when I successfully trolled two threads on /lit/ which are completely unrelated to /lit
feelsgoodman.jpg

>come to this board to lol at /fit/bro trolls
>realize at least one /lit/izen is feeling inspired, reading sticky and preparing to make gains

feels good

>>2524845
>oh gawd my sides
this is what skinnyfats actually believe

>>2524845
> compensating for your ugly faces
> doesn't post his face
> skinny frail body

>>2524838
>>2524838
>david has a tiny penis.

Does he even lift?

we don't work out because to be that obsessed over your physique AND obsessed with literature equals guaranteed homosexuality.

>>2524845
You're really comparing yourself to David? Are you blind?

>>2524845
LOLUMAD

DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

CHICKEN LEGS

DO YOU EVEN SQUAT

DEM PECS

LOL

>>2524838
>Have fun with small penis/balls becuz of ur steruds.

even /fa/ knows better
i guess /lit/ is one of the dumbest boards here

>>2524854
>goes to /fa/
feels good to be a superior hetero

>>2524845
David has visible abs.

Doesn't have stretch marks either.

>>2524856
/fa/ and /fit/ are next to each other
it's inevitable

>>2524848
>>2524850
>>2524851
>>2524852
>>2524853
>>2524854
>>2524858
I also have mighty testicles and an 8inch penis.

No lie.

ITT: butthurt /lit/ fags

Muscles for little boys who delude themselves into believing they are strong, who live for the approval of little girls, who live in the superficial world of appearances, who have no appreciation for reality, who might as well be illiterate.

>mfw every turkey on /fit/ tries to act like a cocky faggot like zyzz, except their bodies don't frequently get them laid like he did

>the amount of respect I have received how gone up greatly since going from a skinny as fuck kid to big
keep typing like you have down syndrome. also people respecting you based on how you look is something that people who read books laugh at.

>thinking standing around in brightly lit halls with other men dragging around heavy objects in any other way than preparation for combat is a noble or even acceptable pastime for a being of actual intelligence
>not knowing that this is the utmost form of decadence instead of manliness
>pic related although /fit/izens won't get the reference

>>2524875

>>2524841
>A disproportionate amount of attention paid to physical appearance reflects a certain hierarchy in values a person has. This can be a pretty sound base for judgement of his or her character.
Like all of you don't slobber over every pretty, unintelligent girl who deign pay attention to you, ha

It's been grand, /lit/

Friday night, gotta go out.
You virgins staying home?

Damn it feels good to an alpha male.

Keep quoting authors thinking it'll make you smart.

>>2524879
Sometimes I do, but I don't see them as complete persons but more of a means to an end, in the same way I see the animals I eat

Time spent at the gym proportionally decreases your capability for thought.

Yeah OP great point, it's amazing how dumb these subjectivist assholes are, and how GRRM is a shit book series that only autistic neckbeards with rape fantasies could like, I am glad you agree with this image and the following one I will be posting

Thanks for agreeing with this image completely as well OP, you should spend more time on /lit/

I imagine quite a lot of /lit/ would have enjoyed the original gyms of ancient Greece immensely.

>>2524894
oh looks like I forgot to post the accompanying image everyone my bad don't make a big deal out of it cheers it happens to everyone every once in a while <|:O)

>>2524900
i agree but deep and edgy you have objectively poor taste. i don't understand why you parody yourself.

>>2524899
I would be fapping in a corner like the fist of mighty Zeus.

>>2524900
>>2524900
No idea what they are but they look like retarded literary versions of WoW.

Please don't tell me this is popular on /lit/?

>>2524881
So in conclusion, you believe it's better to be willfully ignorant of the world and go about your mongoloid mating dance than it is to be merited an intellectual? Stay bydlo.

>>2524899
Those were genuine athletics in which beauty and practicality go hand in hand. It's quite different from modern body building. Levels of homoeroticism probably were around those of modern day /fit/ though.

>>2524907
wow you're really an idiot

if the choice is between being ugly and unhealthy and dying at 45 on the one hand, and being you on the other hand, i'll try and make the best out of the next 23 years

jesus

Yeah OP, I totally agree, this guy
>>2524902
is stupid and wrong, and he doesn't know what he's talking about! Great call!

>>2524889
The books don't have that much rape.

>>2524918
>>2524918
110% rustled.

Think i just discovered the most fucking sperged out board on here.

>>2524938
how many of the other board have you even been to lol. it gets a lot worse than that

wtf I come on /lit/ for the first time and tricep is posting?

>>2524922
He's kind of right, you know, unless you've changed your mind a lot over the past year

do you think you could do analogies of body types to literary genres/periods?

someone give it a good go with all the bear modes otto modes etc

>>2524938
>someone prefers being a thinker to being a faggot meathead subject to his base whims who is utterly incapable of a thought
ya, total sperg

>>2524962
>>2524962
Challenge accepted.

Skinny = Sci fi
Skinnyfat = Comedy
Ripped = Erotic
Ottermode = Autobiography(LOL CUZ I IZ OTTERMODE)
Bodbuilder = fiction
Strong fat = Dystopian
Obese = Fantasy

>>2524982
>>2524982
>implying those shitty books involve thought.

They look shitty, after some brief research it is clear they are in fact much shittier than first anticipated.

Keep telling yourself that reading shitty fiction makes you intellectual.

>training the body beyond the amount required for good health
>not training the mind with serious dedication

I sincerely hope you guys don't partake in this unbalanced behaviour for your own good

>>2525050
>he thinks body and mind are different things

the fuck are you doing, nigger

>>2525054
Sure, it's all part of a whole, but it is still convenient to use terms to differ training mindfulness from training your quads.

>>2525050
>buddha's pic
>implying "you" can train "your mind"

>>2525076
>implying the Buddha himself didn't use conventional grammar and language to get his point across as can be read in the scriptures

Because fuck you.

So I've been reading some threads here and you faggots actually think you're smart because of some books?
Oh wow, the amount of ignorance is amazing.
>hey guise i read Dostoyevsky, can I has smarts now?

/lit/ is like the edgy tumblr whores combined with idiotic redditors and a few macfag coffee shop hipsters.

you silly book worms get your jimmies rustled SOOOO EASYYYYYY

>>2525116
IT'S ''EASILY'' YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>2525116
at least we don't constantly spout dumb catchphrases ehehe

>>2525122
you sure showed him!

>>2525122
my point exactly
silly goose
your crazy

>>2525127
your the one getting trolled mate

>>2525127
>your crazy

>oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>2525114
>/lit/ is like the edgy tumblr whores combined with idiotic redditors and a few macfag coffee shop hipsters.
this is actually pretty accurate

>>2525114
We've replaced a vacancy of intelligence with a plenitude of grammatical refinement.

>>2525150
and big wards

>>2525114

Were you here earlier?

/lit/ won the award for Worst Userbase on 4chan.

Guys guys guys guys....there is some common ground that can be reached between the /fit/s and the /lit/s.

For one, I think we all can agree, that we all love chocolate milk. You don't belong on either boards if you don't.

>>2525179
nigger milk

>>2525178
suuuuuuure it did

This is worse than /b/

>>2525150
Exquisite, good sir.

>>2525178
No, but I can see it happening.

>>2525179
i hate chocolate milk, it makes me feel sick

>>2525179
i was actually enjoying giving advice to some /lit/izens
then came the trolls and all this happened

>>2525179
>>2525179
Whats the protein content?

>>2525114
>hey guise i read Dostoevsky
>Dostoevsky
>>2525042
Only thread on the first page of /lit/ with a book cover.
We might not be that smart, but at least we are smarter than you

>>2525188
You probably had it pre-made from a carton. That's usually too sweet.

The best chocolate milk is having the milk and chocolate syrup separate, so you add however much you feel is necessary to get the balance right.

It's heavenly.

Hey /fit/izens, what are some good excercises which focus on losing weight and don't involve running?

Also
>this thread

>>2525194
>derp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyodor_Dostoyevsky

>>2525196
try jogging, or simply walking quickly

>>2525196
Any exercise
Cardio is good, but losing weight is all about the diet

>>2525197
>wat

>>2525205
that spelling wasn't incorrect

>>2525208
Neither was yours
>Фёдор Миха́йлович Достое́вский
there we go

>>2525201
"Dostoevsky gives me more than any scientist, more than Gauss!" - Einstein

Well what do ya know

I often fantasize about a /sci/-/lit/-/fit/ island where we could breed a master race, but then I remember that there would only be like 2 girls.

>>2525217
woops wrong anon

>>2525220
and those 2 girls would be from /fit/
>not sharing

>>2525220
Imagine all the homosex and homolust

>>2525220
I would probably want to kill every single one of you niggers. Every single one.
It's just too much spaghetti.

>>2525217
great i are genius nao

>>2525226
>implying

>>2525230
wat

>>2525232
Please get that thing out of here.
Not even with a gun to my head.

>>2525196
>>2525196
The best one is not eating.

Cardio is sorta over rated for fat loss, you need to create a calorie deficit, if you can make your body bigger (ie. gain muscle) it will burn more calories just to sustain itself.

tl;dr eat less and lift.

>>2525237
>>2525237
>if you can make your body bigger (ie. gain muscle) it will burn more calories just to sustain itself.

That's a good point, thanks for the advice.

Wait....does anyone have any pics of the females of /lit/? I would be super interested....like....super duper....

(post /fit/ and /sci/ (lol) girls too if you have them)

>>2525237
Doesn't not eating end up burning muscle tissue as well or is that bullshit?

>>2525243
If you continue lifting and have a deficit of no less than 500cals you will burn mostly fat. I recommend a high protein, high fat, low carb diet for cutting.
If you're interested in knowing more about this the sticky on /fit/ has good info.

>>2525228
We should just do the island thing anyway and homosex until we die.

>>2525232
I'd read a book with you on a bench swing while sipping some lemonade for a long time.

>>2524661
But I am fit, and I do read.
Though I'd find reading to be much more valuable than being fit.

>>2525246
What if you don't want to gain muscle?

>>2525248
You mean shoot some squirrels outside her trailer while drinking cheap beer?

Then don't lift, just diet.
If you don't care about muscle it won't matter.

>>2525255
for >>2525251

>>2525253
That doesn't sound too bad either. I here squirrel stew is delicious.

>>2525259
*hear.

Shit I'm retarded

>>2525259
its also very lean meat.

>>2525262
TOO LATE NIGGA

>>2525266
Hell I don't need none o' yer fancy letters I'm a 'Merikan

Lots of anons on /fit/ are bros, too bad shitposters always have to ruin that image.

>>2525242
>>2525242

girl from the /fit/ sticky.

Interesting...

>mfw i went to go on /x/ but accidently clicked /lit/, when i saw this thread and decided to click on it
>mfw skinny /lit/betas getting madjelly at /fit/fags

/lit/?
more like
/beta/

>>2525349
Maybe so, but /beta/ > going to /x/ on purpose.

>>2525349
u jelly?

i'm a lithe reader. i can bench my weight and wait on a bench, quietly. i can sit quietly in a room and be contented without lifting weights.

>>2525368

Somewhat fit /lit/ here. I've been lifting for ~ 2 years, am six foot and 220 lbs. My diet as of late is shit, so I hover between a four pack with small love handles and a two pack and a small gut.

I've just lost the motivation to be ripped. It's kind of pointless, to be honest. It was nice to achieve, but maintaining it is hard as fuck for an endomorph like me. As long as I keep lifting and don't get fat again, I think I'll be fine.

Getting fit has definitely gotten me a lot more girls, though. A lot of them are probably not the kind /lit/ would be able to tolerate ("you read...for fun?")

>>2525352
i go on /x/ for entertainment and as well as /fit/ and /pol/ for their respective discussions

the only good thing about /lit/ is philosophy, if it has any (i assume you do), and only a FEW books to look into reading

stay beta, book fetishist

>>2525368
>>2525368
benching on a bench?

fuck sake i didn't know you could still do this.

>>2525394
i've even been seated on a seat. i've been tanked in a tank. i've been stoned in a zen pebble garden. i've been plain on a plane. i've been fucked by a nasty bitch.

>American /lit/

>>2525399
>>2525399
Was i supposed to read that in Alis voice?

because i did.

>>2525429
sweat like a butterfly. sing like a bee. float like a goat upturned in a moat. read what i wrote. balls for breakfast.

I lift and play sports. Fitness is a lifelong thing I've been involved in; the same as reading. There's no reason you can't do both. People say they don't have time to work out or read, but what they really mean is that they won't make time, or that they'd rather spend it on facebook or watching tv.

>/lit/ in charge of not getting trolled

Actually most of my reading is done between sets at the gym.

>>2525453
What are you reading?

>>2525456

Pynchon and textbooks and everything in between, really. Right now Hemingway. Unless I'm completely fatigued, my mind actually works better when I'm exercizing.

>>2525459
I like to read the newspaper at the gym because the stories are brief and I don't have to worry about it getting stolen.

>>2525459
That's also what Frank Yang says
Check out his videos if you don't know him
Crazy asian

>>2525471
>crazy asian
More like champion of Earth.

holy shit this thread is still going
I didn't think you guys would take the bait this easily
but 215 replies
holy shit

>>2525114
>>2525114
/lit/ status:
☑ No country for told men

Flexibility is more important than mass.

You bitches don't know about my hiking and stretching.

And shitty eating habits

>>2525603
>>2525603
better be able to suck your own dick if you aint got no mass.

Can i get an amen?

>>2525608

I've got Adonis' legs and a round ass belly that will never go away.

>>2525385
>the only good thing about /lit/ is philosophy

/phi/ here, you are right. Lot of dirty fiction readers who start bitching everytime an interesting subject is brought up because it isn't direct discussion of a particular book. We /phi/listines are slowly taking over though.