/lit/ - Literature

I've stolen some shit in my life. I've stolen some books as well. But never from the library. That's fucked. I'm backtracing you and the consequences will never be the same.

PUT THE BOOK BACK

I like the gif though. What's that from?

once, i did this and the fucking sensor still went off. a librarian stopped me, sweat needled to the surface of my skin, i was panicking. she asked if she could search my bag and i said ''sh-sure'' because, what else could i do? the room shattered into fragments, the clock, my shoes, the next patron's glare. the phone rang, and in the minute it took for the librarian to turn her back, i fished the book out of my bag and placed it on the ground, kicking it away. finding nothing, she apologized and sent me on my way.

>>2515408
Whip it

>>2515396
Congrats, now you have a mutilated, dirty library book.

This is like the worst thing possible you could steal.

>>2515434
Yeah, but it's Allen Ginsberg, so it was worth it
Besides, as long as my books are readable, I don't care what condition they're in

>Steals Allen Ginsberg from the library

Confirmed for the worst kind of actual faggot on the planet

>>2515437
>Allen Ginsberg
>worth it
yeah i guess i dont feel as bad now knowing you have deprived young people of one of the worst poets to have ever walked the earth. people who think allen ginsberg was any good are clowns.

>>2515439
You don't like Ginsberg?
I take it you're not a fan of kerouac either
What kind of poetry are you into?
I'm honestly a poetry novice, I stole it because it was in the recommended poetry guide, and I couldn't find it anywhere else. I like Howl, after reading it a few times
Any poetry collections you would recommend?
Except Sylvia Plath

>>2515407
sir plox give me sauce on that fine fair female
i am in love and I cant stop looking

>>2515445
Hmm I like your congeniality. I actually do like Kerouac and defend him often, but Ginsberg I do not care for. Something about Ginsberg is just so not genuine. I think he was just a New York Hipster well before his time. I thought Howl was great when i was a youngling, though. I liked how emphatic it was. If you like the beatniks, then Rimbaud is a must, and he is a must no matter what if you ask me. I would say go for a nice bilingual edition of his complete works. You know shoplifting from a corporate bookstore is both easier and less reprehensible than stealing from a library. On top of Rimbaud, you could try Verlaine (and one day you may get that joke). You would probably like Lorca a lot, but I have not found a translation that i really like so i cannot recommend any particular book. My favorite poet of all is Dylan Thomas (take that for what you will) Baudelaire, if you're feeling blue, or if a girl breaks up with you can be nice.

>ripped off the plastic jacket
What shitty library are you stealing from.

>>2515453
Thanks, I'll check them out
Is edna st vincent millay any good?
I saw her complete sonnets in a store the other day, and I wanted to buy it
Should I go back and purchase it? Or leave it on the shelf

>>2515447
Don't have sauce but i have a few more

>>2515469
I have not read that one, so I would say just read it a bit and see if you like it. My experience with poetry is limited really.

>>2515487
dump all ploz

>>2515501

that's all i have..i think foot fetish is kind of literary, no?

Except her feet are fucking disgusting

>>2515521
>fucking disgusting
>uglychickwouldnotbang.rar
theyre not the best..these are pretty good though

>>2515529
Much better

I tend to get turned on from seeing girls feet from top view. Like when they're wearing high heels or something

I'm cool with the sole of the feet if they're good, not dirty/over red or got yucky thick skin. Stockings work wonders on girls too

Why are we talking about this? It's like the second foot fetish discussion in /lit/ in 2 dy

>>2515531
yeah i've been derailing pointless threads with foot fetish threads tbh

>>2515532
Yeah, high heels are fucking hot but look what it does to their pinky toes.

It's hard to have the best of both worlds

>>2515531
oh and here's one for you because i just realized what you meant by top view (i think)

>>2515536
You're right.

But not hers

I'm too picky...

Good talk, anon.

>>2515542
i enjoy quality conversations.

OP, you should get an e-reader like I did. That way you can steal any book you want without actually feeling like a thief. If I actually like the book then I'll go and actually buy the book. It works out pretty well.

I'm coming after you, OP, and I will crush you as if you were a cupcake, as if you were a twinkie. Don't try to hide. Your death is mine, motherfucker. My life is nothing but to kill you.

>stealing when everything is available for free on the internet

I love the feeling of reading a stolen book.

>>2515763
I love confederacy of dunces!

>>2515985
you're a despicable human being! Put the book back!!

>>2515487
Holy fucking granny panties get it away.

Pics or it's just a BS troll.

>>2515453

One man, I remember, used to take off his hat and set fire to his hair every now and then, but I do not remember what it proved, if it proved anything at all, except that he was a very interesting man.