/lit/ - Literature

Dorian Gray

Your biography OP. Without the handsome, and instead of not caring, not being able to fulfill the desire to

Philosophæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica by Isaac Newton. Heheheh.

Not Dorian Gray, he loved the sex. American Psycho.

Catcher in the Rye

>>2461876

this, for starters

>>2461874

agree with American Psycho, to some degree.

Also the Bible. Jesus was proper not interested in sex. Apart from where some prostitute washes his feet with her hair. I'm pretty sure he was all up in that. Otherwise yeah. Also, Jesus was meant to be pretty dashing.

>>2461879
>hires a prostitute to talk to.
Seems legit anon

>>2461872
Tesla: Man Out of Time. Extra points for being non fiction

OP here.

Stop recommending American Psycho, you faggots. That book is terrible. I'm looking for a GOOD book that fulfills this criteria, and the fact that you idiots are all like "herp derp american psycho" is proof that none of you fucking read. Stay in the 1984 threads.

The Bible is actually somewhat convincing, but not particularly what I'm looking for.

>>2461899

What's 1984 got to do with American Psycho, retard?

If you're going to be such a cunt when people try and help you then you can fuck right off.

Twilight

>>2461902
They're both entry-level and discussed way too much around here.

>>2461905

Dumb ass threads like this are plethoric and yet you felt the need to make yet another one.

Sometime....I don't believe I know you

>>2461908

>plethoric

what a cunt. plethoric, for fuck's sake.

>>2461872

Sherlock Holmes seems asexual,

asexual men? Not in this jewified age.

>>2461913
Your mileage may vary. Remember The Woman?

>>2461913
He had that thing for that one woman.

>>2461913

plethoric = excessive

I see no reason why he was wrong, Mr. Nigger.

>>2461908
If that were true, I'd have gotten some good recommendations by this point. Since I haven't, I can only assume that you're butthurt.

Maybe the book I'm looking for doesn't exist and I'll have to write it myself.

>>2461899
So you ask people for a recommendation, people give it to you and you tell them to fuck off?
What kind of a faggot are you?

>>2461880
>Also, Jesus was meant to be pretty dashing.
No, he was meant to be average looking:
He grew up before him like a tender shoot,
and like a root out of dry ground.
He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,
nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.
Isaiah 53:2

It is his message which is attractive, nothing more.

>>2461922

when you're done writing /lit/ will be here waiting to criticise it. Not constructively or intelligently, you understand; but criticise nonetheless

>>2461933

Nigger, Jesus was gorgeous. You're reading the wrong quotes you got off google.

>>2461925
>people give it to you

It? Implying there is only one to give. The people I was addressing gave me A recommendation, and it was a horrible one. I simply told them that it was not what I was looking for. No need to be a sensitive little girl about it.

>>2461939
Were you there when they crucified my Lord?
Were you there when they crucified my Lord?
Oh, sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble.
Were you there when they crucified my Lord?

Were you there when they nailed him to the tree?
Were you there when they nailed him to the tree?
Oh, sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble.
Were you there when they nailed him to the tree?

Were you there when they laid him in the tomb?
Were you there when they laid him in the tomb?
Oh, sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble.
Were you there when they laid him in the tomb?

Were you there when God raised him from the tomb?
Were you there when God raised him from the tomb?
Oh, sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble.
Were you there when God raised him from the tomb?

I was, and he was't anything pretty I can tell you.

>>2461944

Bitch please, I was there. Sand nigger was all sorts of attractive. Bitch Mary obviously gave him some o dem good genes. Know I'm sayin'?

>>2461949
>Sand nigger
You weren't there. Jesus was black.

>>2461955

He was born in the Middle East, retard. Not fucking Africa.

There's a world outside Texas, try it sometime.

>>2461959
Yeah, the place of birth determines skin colour, not parentage.

Have you even read the Bible? Galilee's full of foreign looking people, inckuding Africans.

>>2461915
>>2461916
The Woman was an exception. He seemed more interested in her mind than her body, anyhow. She was the woman who beat him.

>>2461968
>He seemed more interested in her mind than her body
That explains why he always kept a picture of her in his desk...

>>2461969
Yeah well
she's married anyway, Holmes can't hit that.

>>2461971
>she's married anyway
Yeah, married people never have relations outside of their marriage or get lusted after

>>2461965

Coon was an Arab and that is that.

Sherlock Holmes.

>>2461976
Get with the times.

>>2461974
You're acting like she was nude in said photograph, and Irene was pretty smitten with her husband.
Well, whatever, you can believe whatever you wish, man.

>>2461978
>nude
Check out the neck and ankles on this bitch

Lord of the Rings. There is no record of Gimli's sexy dwarf ass being interested in any hoes.

>>2461976
>>2461977
I know, right?

>>2461983
>1987
>not keeping your Sherlocks in cryogenic freezing
I do hope this is all elementary my dear fellows.

Illusions perdues by Honore de Balzac

>>2461988
Then you get Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, a recurring nightmare of my childhood in 1999.

Hamlet.

>this thread