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2459707 No.2459707 [Reply] [Original]

>WE HAVE TO HAVE SEX TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!

>> No.2459726

>"They had been standing in her driveway, standing in the silent grayness of falling Christmas snow. That had been something more than a nice kiss. His arms around her waist. Her anus around his neck, locked there, her eyes closed (he had peeked), the soft feel of her breasts-muffled up in her coat, of course- against him."

YOU"VE DONE IT AGAIN STEPHEN

>> No.2459764
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>Her anus around his neck

>> No.2459771
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>>2459726
>her anus around his neck

>> No.2459774

OH SUGAR!

>> No.2459801
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>Her anus around his neck

>> No.2459817
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>Her anus around his neck

>> No.2459830
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> Her anus around his neck

>> No.2459834
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>her anus around his neck

>> No.2459837
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>her anus around his neck

Greetings from /v/, I think we are not too different, we'll get along just fine

>> No.2459839
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>her anus around his neck

guys is this real?

>> No.2459842
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>her anus around his neck

>> No.2459843
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Dude fell off the deep end.

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>her anus around his neck

>> No.2459866
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>Her anus around his neck, locked there

>> No.2459876

>>2459707
>Stephen Hawking.jpg

Fuck I laughed.

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>her anus around his neck

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>her anus around his neck

>> No.2459989
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2459989

Says it right there...."anus around his neck".

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>>2459986
>4519x5000

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>>2459992
I've shamed the community.

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>Her anus around his neck

>> No.2460018

what the fuck man

Is this really from one of his novels? Which one?

>> No.2460021

Is this an OCR fail from an ebook?

>> No.2460081
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I quite doubted it as well, Cousin Verity, but as you may clearly see it says it right here:

>her anus around his neck

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(You flush it out, you flush it out)
>Her anus around my neck
(You flush it out, you flush it out)
He never gets respect

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A minor complication, doctor.....

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>her anus around his neck
>ad infinitum

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>>2460122
>his anus around your dick

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>>2460122

>her anus around his anus around her anus around his anus around her anus around his anus around<

Nigga you just went full meta

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>this thread

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>>2460111
Shit, did they amputate his anus?

>> No.2460302

Why is there so much space between Stephen King's nose and upper lip? It's an abnormally large gap.

>> No.2460306

>>2460302
Also, he owns a home in my town and spends a lot of time here. He's locally infamous for all the blood drive commercials he does, plus his weird idiosyncrasies like giving standing ovations during stunt scenes in the local movie theater and spending hours in the music store playing the guitar, really badly.

>> No.2460524

>>2460302
He does not appear to have an upper lip, now that you mention it.

>> No.2460534

I liked him in that Sons of Anarchy cameo

>> No.2460539

I used to be an unspecified character like you, but then I took an anus to the neck.

>> No.2460846
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This is proof. We are all witness.

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>Her anus around his neck

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>>2460846
>dat dfw background

>> No.2460878

>>2460846
>background

wahhhaahhahhaaa

>> No.2460886

>>2460846
Dat taskbar.

>> No.2460904

Typo for "arms", guys. Calm down.
>inb4 whoosh

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>>2460904

>> No.2460979

>>2460904

This. Why are e-books sometimes filled with errors not in the original book? How do they handle that process anyway?

>> No.2461013

http://www.geometry.net/authors_bk/asaro_catherine.html

ctrl+f, anus
Check, check it.

>> No.2462015

>>2460907
This guy has never ever been happy in his life.

>> No.2462030

>>2460979
Some poor sap types it up from the printed book, I reckon.

>> No.2462042

>>2462030

I think they have algorithms and shit which actually parse a printed text from scans and occasionally fail terrifyingly. arms + slightly shitty printing breaking the 'm' = anus.