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Could someone please explain Twilight to me? I need to formulate a MAD-esque joke about The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess but I know nothing about the source.

>> No.2457110

This thread is going to get trolled in half. Go ask /v/.

>> No.2457112

Twilight is something to do with sparkly vampires and an apple.

>> No.2457119

wut?

>> No.2457127

Link becomes entangled in the duality of Hyrule and the Twilight Realm, being himself in the former and a beastial form in the latter; the twilight realm literally and figuratively illustrates the Kingdom's fall into ruin and corruption as it ages.

So you'll probably cop out and do a completely predictable and annoying LOLSPARKLEITSLIKETWILIGHTGETIT? joke.

>> No.2457130

It's about a piece by wagner, Götterdämmerung.

I like Link's essay: Prinzessindämmerung oder wie man mit dem Meister Schwert philosophier.


Hahaha I made myself laugh

>> No.2457135

>>2457130

HILARIOUS

what an awesome pun

>> No.2457138

>>2457130
Hahaha only literate people (who speak german) will get this.

>> No.2457139
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2457139

>>2457107
Twilight is a masterpiece of literature by the newest post-modernist, and female author Stephenie Mayer.
It follows the life of that girl from Adventure land as she goes to school and meets a dreamy british boy who likes to wear that glitter stuff my little sister buys. The story features the British boy being indifferent to her, this highlights how contemporary women love to be mistreated. Then after she is wowed by this he bare his soul to her. Letting her know the real him. A nod to the fact men are little bitches now. And then in a post-modern twist and ugly indian kid comes along and uses his manliness to woo the girl from adventureland. Thus the story ends with the author flipping everything said at the start around and saying women will always want the manly man over the little dick queer.

However, she had to change this stance for the next two novels because her publisher is one of the little queerbates and not a manly man and he felt belittled.

>> No.2457141

>>2457130

I understood the joke and it's fucking lame.