/lit/ - Literature

cool story

It's easier to get doubles. But when you get them, no one cares.

>>2444830

I came here from nowhere because that's where I belong.
Is that wrong?

Does anyone actually listen to Mindless Self Indulgence? I thought they were for 14 year olds and the types that hang out at ''gothic'' bars wearing fishnet and shitty Combichrist merch.

These people piss me off a massive amount whenever I go to one of those ''dark'' bars expecting something really cool and I just get a bunch of you faggots.

I've actually only ever been to /lit/ and /sci/. When people reference boards other than obvious ones (like /mu/, /fit/, and /b/) by their handles, I have no idea what they're talking about and I'm proud of that.

>>2444830
dubs decides the next book I read

>>2444853
I bet you are proud of not owning a TV and not knowing who Ke$ha is, too.

>>2444854

>>2444846
I enjoy Jimmy's critiques of music and children. They're spot on.

If you're interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP6hcGejOfA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHRx_o7GO18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15oxOwKeDD4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alb2C22myGY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfpcxU2DK-E

I can defend this band all day.

>>2444854

>>2444854

Introduction to Topology

I was going to wait for doubles, but I'm posting this now so you can leave this shitty board sooner

>>2444867

you sound like one of the five people you meet in high school

>>2444888
I'm sorry, can you restate what you're trying to say?

I come from /mu/ too, accept I'm not ultra lame, OP.

>>2444899
Is it lame of me to point out your spelling error?

>>2444908
spelling errors are lame. pointing out spelling errors are lame.. no win .

>>2444908

it's a semantic error, not a syntax error. haven't you taken a compilers course?

>>2444908

Maybe I just want to you to accept these things.

>>2444908
I remember when I used to care about spelling errors

>smart
>4chan

Pretentious "intelligent" board ratings:

-/g/ and /sci/
-/ic/
-/fa/
-/lit/ and /mu/
-/pol/
-/tv/

>>2445024
What exactly is this rating system measuring?

>>2445024
this better not be an ordered list

/lit/ is the most genious

>>2444968

I'd venture a guess that most of 4chan is, in fact, smarter than the average person in our age demographics (/b/ aside). It's just that most of this site is absolutely clueless when it comes to applying that intelligence in a meaningful, worthwhile manner in the real world. Which is why so many people here are fucking infantile when it comes to dealing with eachother or the outside world and constantly bitch about society.

>>2445039

smart lazy people

>>2445039
fuck you if I read enough /fa/ and /fit/ people will finally love me

it's really sad how almost everyone on here thins they have all the answers. yet, in such need for attention and approval of total strangers.

/sci/ is the smartest board.

>>2445058
Yeah, I think you're right.
I've been trying out different boards and the only ones that aren't totally insufferable samefags are /mu/ and /x/

>>2445076
Actually, lit/ is the smartest board.

>>2445091
The problem with /mu/ is that they lack knowledge on music.

>>2445124
I don't even...

The boards were fractured around the Night of The Scout, pic related, when /b/ fled and sought refuge in all the other boards. Normally newfolk find their own way onto the other boards after learning the ropes on /b/ for a while, but that night there was a flood, and there had never been such a huge number of immigrants to the other boards as that.

For instance, /lit/ and /x/ were once sister boards. We got on quite well, shared a lot of users, and I daresay a fair chunk of creepypasta was written by us. Now we are more associated with /mu/ because of this whole 'hipster' trend, as we are the two most hipster boards, after /fa/.

>>2445139
But they do, really. They know about the band they like this week and the status it gives them, but very little of music history or composition. They couldn't tell you about The Wall if they recruited Roger Waters.

>>2444819
>posts pleb musician from mediocre pleb band
>complains about /lit/

Yeah.

>>2445150
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv2DGndOxqU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf7TlNf7dZE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GKMvDtZBj4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plq3mchveFc

ALL DAY LONG!!! THE COVER EDITION!!!

>>2445155
>posts a bunch of crap.

Nope. This band is so uninteresting and retarded it isn't funny anymore.

>>2445175
Ick, you're 15-19 and know nothing about music.

I'm also done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA7mjCNkSdY

>>2445178
>know nothing about music

I know enough to know that MSI is for faggots and people with severely teenage taste who just won't stop shopping at Hot Topic.

I'm guessing you're one of those.

Get a job.

>>2445181
Well, I do have sex with men on occasion...

So, 1 for 3. Good job, buddy.

>>2445147
Well I will concede that there is a fair number that couldn't explain the composition or the history. Shoot maybe I am confusing intelligence with diversity in musical tastes.

WHY IS MY HEAD POTATO?

>>2445202
You know, if it was just old school ITAOTS bullshit I had to put up with on /mu/, I'd still be there.

Instead you've got eight million 17 year olds claiming that Crystal Castles is the best band that has ever existed.

>>2446212
>Crystal Castles is the best band that has ever existed

seeing those words put together actually sickens me

>>2446212
Oh god, the Alice Glass worship on /mu/ is the worst.

>>2444819
>If you aren't super with me
>created a last fm. post-summer 2009
>still post in /mu/
then you don't know shit about music.
http://www.last.fm/user/Haikukid

it's decision time at truman's maison

>>2446234
David Foster Wallace

>>2446234
wheres DFW in this one? i cant see him but im sure you put him in. you always do. how often do you eat pizza. ?

also, the one in your left hand

>>2446234
Why don't you put both on, I'll come round and we can get drunk and listen to MSI in an ironic mocking of this thread?

>>2446234
>that feel when I'm home alone with a bottle of Mrogans and asda own brand pizza.

>>2446239
calm down david; you'll get your slice.

>>2446245
everyday.

i'm getting excited. it smells so good.

>>2446254

>>2446252
>home alone


>implying the consciousness of each of us don't embrace across the ethernet

>>2446254
dat better be chicken, you bastard

>>2446254

oetker does it again!

>>2446251
>>2446252

one day, bros

>>2446268

>>2446268
>oetker does it again!
That is why I'm going to med school.

i love me some chilli sauce

bon appetite /lit/!

>>2446301

Cookies for desert, anyone?

very nice truman.
please post more pictures of your frozen pizza dinners. they were spectacular.

>>2446309

>>2446301

>mfw i noticed him

>>2446301
omg ur so skinny and sexy,

>>2446309
Is... Is that a shrine to DFW?

>>2446326
>Doesn't have a shrine to based gods

fucking casual

>>2446301
is your belt like that because your pants were down?

>>2446338

no i'm just really skinny.

belts don't fit me.

>>2446314
Aren't you the retard that keeps going on about the verification principle as if it's a sound principle and unfairly put down by your silly professors?

kill me

>>2446350
are you one of lits majority population - teh scots?

>>2446359

what are you even

>>2446371
Yes, yes he is.

>>2446371

aye, but most of /lit/ consists of filthy east-coasters.

>2012
>not writing literary quotes in ketchup and/or mayonaise on the pizza

>>2446386
This fucking soap dodgin bastart callin us filthy.

It's okay, I still like you.

>>2446386
No kiddin, I'm fae glasgow tooo!!

>>2446388
> mayonaise on pizza

the fuck?

>>2446389

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17001809

lol

i love you too mang

>>2446398
Problem?

>>2446402
>old firm team wins
>a victory

pick one

monehhoops

>>2446406
No, just disgusted.


>americans

>>2446415
>toping pizza with fruit
>american
You have no culinary sense.

>>2446427
No, i was talking about mayonnaise

>>2446402
Filthy tramps.

>>2446427
But pizza is terrible without tomatoes

>>2446442
In my first year in halls at an English Uni, I knew a guy that put mayo and ketchup in a swirl on his pizza.

Also, garlic mayo is like standard dipping sauce.

a lot of people come here when they start to realize how shitty /mu/ is, I spend most of my time posting anon here and on /fa/.
not like my trip was ever relevant on /mu/ anyway.

>>2446427
Yo, dog. I heard you like pizza so...

>jocks
>not part of the glorious London literati
>be analdevastated and want independence

picking all three

>>2446452
>Thinks athleticism or being interested in sport is bad
>Thinks London isn't a cesspool
>Thinks he's a free man

Oh, my..

How many times have you had sex in the last 5 years?

Don't answer. Just think about it and try not to weep.

>>2446446
>implying that red sauce has any relation to organic tomatoes
>implying that plastic cheese has any relation to milk

>>2446460
>thinks the deepfried scottish frozen pizza he eats is what the rest of the world thinks of when they hear the word "pizza"

>>2446452
>uses racial terms like Jock
>thinks London is filled with literati. (Essex has more intelligence than you lot.)
>Thinks all scots want independence.
>thinks England can survive without our glorious radge cunts.
Who makes up most of the SAS?
Without us your ass is gonna get invaded by Wales.

>>2446459
>best parts of Glasgow are a bigger shit hole than the worst parts of London
>claims men dressed in skirts get any action

>>2446466
>typical small club / country mentality

Don't worry, we'll still be here to bail your asses like we've been doing for the last three centuries. England knows you guys need saving from yourselves.

>>2446465
>implying deep frying doesn't make everything better
>implying everyone doesn't subconsciously desire deep fried everything

>>2446450
>posting anon
>and on /fa/.
>most of my time
I can only wonder at what terrible rituals they put you through up that precipitous hill..

hope you recover
xx

>>2446469
Things good deep fried
>fish
>pizza
>puddings
>haggis

Things not
>chocolates

>>2446471
>Typical small club [...] mentality
I see what you're up to.

>europoors arguing about who is the most poor

calm your tits, guys, the biannual semen shipment is on its way.

>>2446481
>Americans thinking they're going to be around in 100 years when capitalism collapses.
That said Britain, Mini America, won't be either.

>>2446483
>europoors trying to include me in their poor club

>PhD in being American
>300k starting anywhere I want

>>2446472
I'll recover the day I abandon 4chan all together, but for right now, this will do.

>>2446483

This is why we need a social-democratic Scotland so that I can get the fuck out of a Tory run England.

>>2446495
>implying you'd get that if the SNP (Tories in disguise) get their way.

They hate education and public health care more than Big Maggie did for christ sake.

>>2446504
I hope you die in a bus wreck tomorrow. Stop posting those goddamned lesbians all over the place.

>>2446495
The only Tory policies that were disastrous were economic and defense. Labour created a lot too with lax immigration, lax crime and spending too much money. Although you might say they could have got away with these things without the formers mistakes.

I think the pound will fall before the euro so Scotland should hedge their bets with it. Or can countries tie into the US dollar?

http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticle08.asp?xfile=data/international/2012/March/international_M
arch9.xml&section=international

>mfw English people don't see the irony in posturing as a mini-america whilst begging the EU to resolve international disputes for them

FREE SCOTLAND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo_-KoBiBG0&feature=related

>>2444819
What a hideous tattoo, why would anyone ruin themselves like that.

Also MSI is shit, kill yourself.

>>2446509
>Lax immigration
This is the biggest bullshit ever spewed.
Immigration isn't as bad as the press make it.

>mfw London jettisons the rest of the country and becomes an independent city state

Fuck the rest of the country, I don't give a shit what goes on beyond the M25.

>>2446519
Immigration is bad in the UK. I don't mean it in a "they steal our jobs!" way. Just that it's hard for people to integrate here. They only come for the better conditions and feel no attempt to integrate to the wider culture. It's pure fact that many self-ghettoise. And second generations suffer because of it. They are expectant and want support so they feel no need to adopt our values and work hard like they might in the USA. And secondly Islamic values aren't in conflict with British ones. Most compromise, yes but there's still hostility and feeling alienated but yet expecting state support.

>>2446507
You're mean

>>2446509
>>2446510
This is the thing I think good would come out of the independence of Scotland.
MON THE EURO!

>>2446530
*Are in conflict

>>2446531
Using an avatar is against the rules.
You have been warned for this before.

>>2446515
I actually use her as an example of having tattoos that aren't just idiotic youthful rebellion. She's an artist with a firm grasp of symbolism and color.
http://lindseyway.com/

Stay ignorant. It only makes me giggle.

>>>/mu/
now get the fuck out, bitch.

>>2444819
I fucking hate that band but I've always conceded that she's highly bangable.

>>2446485
>anywhere I want
in America, yeah.

>>2446658
Not as good as this tit tat.

>>2446658
YOU JUST DONT GET IT, DAD.