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I propose a poetry thread, with short poems of about 20 lines or fewer.

Here's my contribution to start it off:

Roses are red.
Pretzels are twisted.
Bend over, baby.
You're gonna get fisted.

Pic very relevant.

>> No.2444107
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>> No.2444118

>>2444098

Self bumping.

Bonus: Trips!

>> No.2444120

"Acrostics are Shit Poetry"

Old men meander
Past paper bag boys
In alleyways coated
Sticky with rot
An old man with eyes
Full of wet empathy stops
At the frailest boy who says:
Go home, old man.

>> No.2444145

I had an idea
for a poem once, but then
I went on 4chan

>> No.2444154

Infotainment
Insane
Brain
Print
Leads
To
Containment

>> No.2444158

>>2444145
Clearly the vertical organization of I / for / I suggests the Hammurabic legal code of "an eye for an eye." This is a social critique of the loss of both (1) aesthetic endeavors such as poetry to the internet and horizontal attention and (2) punitive consequence for one's action to the modern ideal of pre-emptive discipline and the diffusion of the locus of power into the people.

Bitch.

>> No.2444161

Sky is white, clouds are thick
OP really loves the dick
Keep your precious cum-sock
When you fap to some swelling cock
OP is a faggot.

>> No.2444171

>>2444161

OP here.

Thank you! I appreciate your comment!

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>>2444158

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>>2444180
Two sentences?

>> No.2444216

>>2444209
I'm a busy guy, what can I say?

>> No.2444271

>>2444216
>busy
>4chan
>lolok

>> No.2444369

>>2444098
That is a fine ass.

I never meant to 'come a part
of the mile-high club
But well above
you sucked my schlub
and yeah.

captcha: speak of the fucking devil, progress, ificumss

>> No.2444383

>>2444271
>didn't get the joke (or, more choice, transcends it)

>> No.2444519

Boom
Flash
Clickety-clack,
I type
And the rain
Continues to fall

>> No.2444749

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.2444798 [DELETED] 

I'm laughing now and
I kind of wish you could see
because I was so deluded and
I let you use me!
but now I don't give a fuck
about that or anything else
and it feels fucking awesome
I feel young again
and
YEAH
SO YEAH
SUCK ON THAT!
I never despised you, till now.
AND I FEEL AWESOME