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2415809 No.2415809 [Reply] [Original]

How do you feel about the fact that women would rather have sex with a neurotic agoraphobic pseudo-buddhist socially retarded chinaman shoplifter than you?

>> No.2415812
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2415812

Not any more, and I'm going to scour the streets of Williamsburg, find her, and fuck her in the fucking ass

>> No.2415817

Viral. Saged, reported, and called the cops

>> No.2415823

>>2415812
>megan boiler
>attractive

>> No.2415824

I didn't know he was agoraphobic

>> No.2415827

>>2415824
He's autistic.

>> No.2415828

I feel perfectly fine to be honest. He seems like a swell individual. Haven't read any of his work though.

>> No.2415829

Who say that it matter if she wants or not?

>> No.2415832
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>>2415823

You wouldn't fuck her? You must be gay.

>> No.2415839

>>2415832
She wrote that garbage about all the guys she fucked. Fucking her would be another paragraph for her shitty blog.

Would not fuck. Not gay, just not keen on "confessional" whores.

>> No.2415841

man the guy on the Knicks is a writer, too? I knew he went to an ivy league school but, wow. Makes me feel like a loser. you win OP

>> No.2415852
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>>2415839

I'd give her at least a paragraph. Well, actually, I've been drinking all night, but I'd definitely give her a sentence. A quick phrase off the wrist at best.

I think she's fucking super-hot, clever too.

>> No.2415857
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2415857

>chinaman

>> No.2416024

>>2415852


She is rather lovely. I bet she's added a few paragraphs to that "everyone I ever fucked" story since she dumped the chink. I'd imagine it's nice to have some decent-sized cock.

>> No.2416031

>>2416024
>I'd imagine it's nice to have some decent-sized cock.

Snort. Like you don't know first-hand.

>> No.2416035
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2416035

>mfw tao lin always links his troll threads in twitter but nobody on /lit/ realizes
>this one is not him
>or is that what he wants us to think?

>> No.2416040
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2416040

>>2415857
>

>> No.2416088
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>>2416031

I'd let Tao fuck me if I could fuck Megan afterwards, and it would be especially nice if she sucked my cock while he was slipping it into me.

brb, fapping

>> No.2416102
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2416102

Not a single problem Tao.

>> No.2416125

Send him to the laogai

>> No.2416126
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2416126

How does it feel when your ex-wife is a better writer than you are, but you're the one who got the 50k book deal?

>> No.2416130

>>2415841
linderella story

>> No.2416145

>>2416130

Lin-credibly cool story bro

>> No.2416667

Off to bed we go, Tao Lin.