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If the Uruk-hai were so suicidal, why didn't they strap themselves in those bomb things Saruman made and die for the glory of the Eye and Allah?

>> No.2390516

There was only 1 bomb and an uruk-hai killed himself to set it off.

>> No.2390520
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Why didn't Sam have sex with Frody?

You know he wanted to.

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Fredo was a pawn in Soruman's gmaes. Fredo is no better than jews in terrorize.

>> No.2390553

Why Fordo no fly on eagle to Mordor?

>> No.2390560

I saw a flyer posted outside a lecture theatre yesterday that proclaimed, and I quote exactly, "ONLY ALLAH CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY."

Honestly, I find Islam the most distasteful of all religions. They seem to have the highest quotient of hostile morons.

This doesn't tie into Tolkien, I just wanted to say it.

>> No.2390565

>>2390531
Ridiculing conspiracy theorists is not actually arguing with them.
You can make fun of them, but not contradict or refute their claims.

>what the fuck man, just laugh
No. I will not laugh at this, it is not funny.

>> No.2390569

>>2390565

I will second this.

>> No.2390570

>>2390569
AND MY AXE!

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>>2390565

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>>2390572

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>>2390565
>but not contradict or refute their claims.

>> No.2390583

>>2390565

>2011
>Still gives a shit about 9/11

History books won't care for 9/11 itself - they'll only care for the tragic American overreaction.

>> No.2390585

>>2390583
>2012
>Still saying 2011

>> No.2390588

>>2390565
that picture was ridiculing peter jackson's cgi team more than anything else.

>> No.2390589

>>2390581
Nay good sire, for truth knows no human morals.

>>2390583
I honestly hope so. Kate Hudson has small tits, yet I love those. Explain that.

>> No.2390591

>>2390565
It's funny, laugh. Do you not laugh at 99% of jokes at others expense because they lack a reasoned argument. Fuck I hate you.

>> No.2390592

>>2390589
>Nay good sire, for truth knows no human morals.


wat? That wasn't even an appropriate response to the comment

>> No.2390594

>>2390553
The eagles aren't some type of faggotgots like you to be flyind some niggers into Mordor whenever they wanted.

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>>2390591
I am a man with no joy. Very little makes me laugh, and controversy does not. I am a serious fellow with too much going on to have time to share a laugh with you plebs.

And no, not the "lack of a reasoned argument", because we have indeed reasoned arguments with evidence that people choose to ignore in the name of a safe place.

>>2390592
Idiot.