/lit/ - Literature

>>23736283
just finished impeachment of man. it's the most convincing emotional argument for veganism that i've ever heard but i'm too dead inside to care. was hoping for more antisemitism after reading some post here ages ago.

>>23736283
I've been reading Grimm's Fairy Tales and they're pretty kino. Also started reading some Dunk & Egg novellas.

I read the Dharma Bums by Kerouac because of this guy >>23656174. Comfy when it was't irritating. Really got me when not-Jack kept whining that his buddy's schizo wife wouldn't have leapt out the fucking building if she had understood the Dharma. Really loved it when not-Jack performed a miracle by realizing his mother was allergic to some flowers.

It soothes me to know that the friend he wrote half the book about also thought Jack was up his own ass.

>>23736283
I have been reading Anthony Kiedis's autobiography.

50 pages into the master and margarita. im still laughing my ass off at the scene when Ivan randomly bursts into the womans house and intrudes into her bathroom, and just yells "WHORE" at her for no reason then leaves

Rec me short books that'll make me go oompf and I can read them in a couple of hours

>>23736283
Reading The Sinner and the Saint, it was a gift from my girlfriend for Christmas, it's part biography part the story behind C&P. Not just rigmarole.

>>23736283
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck". The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".

Couldn't be me

Hey, if you'd like to discuss books please keep it in the general >>23736283 #. No need to clutter the board.

Thanks, Anon.

>>23736597
heh

I'm thinking of getting into reading but I heard it's really hard to learn how. I don't like when people gatekeep me. I might just stick of jacking off instead. Does anyone know any books I could bust my load into?

>>23736692
Lolita would be the classic for such things

>>23736693
Never heard of it. Does it have dinosaurs in it or anything?
9.2" long/7" girth circumcised btw

>>23736693
Why do midwits pretend Lolita is some sort of sexy erotica?

>>23736696
Because it makes other midwits scream and shit their pants every time

>>23736706
Retards act like it's CP and they will get into legal trouble for reading it lol

>>23736283
>so who hear reads books?
does fanfiction count?

>>23736717
No.

>>23736714
How is Lolita anything like Crime and Punishment?

>>23736781
>both commit a crime
>are punished at the end
Don't need to be a genius for this one

>>23736361
Kek that part made me laugh, too. How are you liking it so far, anon?

>>23736781
Both are classics written by Russian-born persons

>>23736361
Which translation are you reading? I read the P&V one and I liked it at the time but after realizing I don't really like P&V I'm wondering if I'd enjoy it more in a different translation.

>>23736790
enjoying it a lot so far
>>23736814
Burgin/O’Connor, pic related is the edition. only complaint is that its annotated, but none of the annotations are numbered or even marked at all in the text, so you just have to flip back to the end notes on a whim once and a while to see whats there

Not reading anything at the moment (binging a tranime) but I bought a bunch of shit recently that I'm gonna read once I finish it. I'm gonna burn through:
>The Old Man and the Sea.
>Animal Farm.
>The Stranger.
>Notes From the Underground.
>Maybe Heart of Darkness.
In like, two weeks, probably.

Just finished Royal Flash and I absolutely loved it from start to finish, the plot, the historical bits, the fact that it's very lovingly set in Germany and Denmark, and, of course Harry Flashman's rakehell antics are the cherry on top of it all.

Have more recently started The Trial and I'm definitely liking it so far. Only about two chapters in and I'll be able to give a better picture of my thoughts when I've read more of it.

>>23736283
I actually read a very interesting paper called 'THE MIDDLE EAST AND NORTH AFRICA’S RESILIENT MONARCHS' and it completely agrees with Hoppe. It's made me really reassess his arguments

HEY GUYS FRIENDLY REMINDER WE ALREADY HAVE A THREAD HEY GUYS GUYS USE MY FAGGOT THREAD GUYS I'M GONNA SPAM THIS IN EVERY OTHER BOOK THREAD THAT GOES UP ON THE BOOK BOARD BECAUSE YOU SHOULD USE MY THREAD GUYS PLEASE GUYS THANKS ANON

>>23736926
WOW THANKS HEY YOU SHOULD USE MY THREAD ANON DON'T CLUTTER THE BOARD PLEASE

>>23736900
THANKS FOR NOT CLUTTERING THE BOARD ANON YOU'RE THE BEST

>>23736858
YOU SHOULD READ ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD USE MY THREAD ANON!

>>23736847
GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING THAT ANON! YOU SHOULD TRY ENJOYING ME SPAMMING EVERY SINGLE BOOK THREAD THAT GOES UP WITH LINKS TO MY GENERAL TOO BECAUSE I'M A FAGGOT!

i'd be upset about having scat shoved in my face, but i appreciate the guts you have.
first time on /lit/ by the way, are all threads like this?

I have to agree OP, spamming other threads is petty cringe