/lit/ - Literature

hey

10 bucks says Quentin is autistic.

Answer these questions Quent:

Are you Autistic? Why do you sound retarded in your videos?

>>2340389
No I'm not autistic
I don't sound retarded in my videos

But why?

Your room looks like that of a 12 year old.

>classy 17 year old shows off his refined taste in literature

Shame you don't have a refined taste in music. What is that fucking garbage?

>refined
>lava lamp in background

>>2340395
Why did you delete the video of you reading?

Do you have a life trip?

Also lolz at the anti-flag poster.

Blonde Hair;Blues Eyes
Represent Aryan Pride!
Ayn Nazi!

>>2340405
I didn't like it

Is the suit just for the videos or is it your regular attire?

>>2340415
I happened to be wearing it tonight

>>2340420
In other words, you don't want to admit that you only wear it for the videos, as you seem to be wearing it in all of the recent ones.

>>2340431
I went to Mock trial today so i wore my suit
then i came home and made this video

>>2340442
Were you the accused? Charges of public masturbation?

Sorry Quentin, that wasn't a mock trial.

>>2340446
No i am a pretrial prosecution attorney

i know I'm being counter-productive to this whole thread, but damn I think Quentin is sexy. If he didn't have that personality he'd be up on that list


Quentin, call me

If this is intentionally funny than it is fucking hilarious (if not it's sad but that goes without saying)

it helps that you aren't exactly an eye sore.

before this thread I hated you, now I think you are very funny and just don't try hard enough in most of your posts.

>>2340448
I was a pretrial persecution attorney once. Sit down for a spell, let me spin you a story. Forgive me if I light up the room.

It was cold, January cold. The type of cold that penetrates bone and flesh. The type of cold that sends one's breath into a tailspin of curses and ice particles. The type of cold that doesn't make any sort of sense.

I was twenty at the time, the time that I first met him. He was wearing a burgundy tank top with white stripes raked with marijuana resin stains and white Adderall powder. He was handsome, but not too handsome. My mother always told me never to trust handsome people. I trusted him.

He wore a black pea coat over his tank top, buttoned only once towards the middle of his stomach. The cold didn't seem to bother him.

He approached me on Forth Street where I bought my groceries from a Vietnamese couple. He had a cigarette in one hand and a firm handshake in the other.

"I need you to do something for me," he asked. His voice was strong but sympathetic. The voice of trust.

"Me? Why me? I mean, what?" I asked confused.

"I need you to be my lawyer."

"I don't know the first thing about being a lawyer. Do I know you?"

He smiled a beautiful smile.

"You, my friend. I need you because I need you. I am in a pinch, you see. I need a lawyer."

"I don't know the first-" He cut me off with a drag of his cigarette that I knew meant to be silent.

"You'll do fine. Here's my phone number." He pulled out a simple white card with a number on the back. I'll never forget what that simple white card said. How could I ever forget what that simple white card said?

5113341003 was the number. I will always remember that number. Because with his strong arm reaching across the threshold between us, he screamed as loud as he could, "Please go fuck yourself until you are dead."

>>2340489
honestly for a long time now, i've been totally unable to read quentin

funny? troll? crazy? i have no idea. presumably all three in some admixture, but i honestly can't fucking tell. its very confusing.

>>2340489
also you are handsome in an ugly way (!!!)
not like rugged handsome
but butt ugly handsome. kinda brit kinda frat pretty gay

apply yourself my brother, you have potential, but at this point you are setting yourself up to be pleased with very little. apply yourself and you will go far.

>>2340491
yeah his posts generally suck and are just lazy, vapid trolling but this vid is genuinely funny to me.

>>2340442
>>2340420
>>2340448
Is this the Quentin from those comics you see? Because if so, jesus H christ you'll never make it as an attorney, those comics represent such foul twisted logic you'll flame out in the first week of law school.

If not, then nevermind.

>>2340495
I think you need to follow your own advice.

>>2340500
it's definitely the same quentin, but... uh... well, we really have no idea whether he's trolling with those, or joking around, or actually totally sincere

it's kind of beautiful however you look at it, though

>>2340504
thanks for saying I have potential but it's hard for me to take you seriously when you've read just one of my posts ;)

So you got all the books on your school reading list? That's good for you but I don't think you should rub up against them so much. Its a bit creepy

I love how he gets dressed up in his bedroom to take a photo with his stupid book.

He's a faggot. Case dismissed.

>>2340590
If he is, I would.

And not a single "don't feed the troll" post. I am disappointed in you /lit/.

Please visit /fa/. You're good looking, but that suit is completely absurd.

>>2340649
he is a lonely retard, just leave him alone

>>2340489
>If this is intentionally funny than it is fucking hilarious (if not it's sad but that goes without saying)

>before this thread I hated you, now I think you are very funny and just don't try hard enough in most of your posts.

dude quentin has always been the funniest /lit/ tripfag. have you seen his infographics? they're brilliant.

I'm actually quite impressed that he's able to portray his character so well at such a young age. I mean look at him in his little suit, with his hair combed the way it is, with that serious expression on his face. he looks ridiculous. at one point in the video he starts to crack and he has to force himself to continue frowning.

the "real" quentin is obviously a really chill, smart, funny dude-- it takes a certain level of sophistication to create a character like this.

An example for all time.

I want to dress like a yuppie faggot too but i'm afraid what people will think.

Quinten, do you live near me? How big is your dick?

>>2340374
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