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J.K. Rowling writing Harry Potter at a café in Scotland in 1998

>> No.23332406

>>23332395
what a qt

>> No.23332431

>>23332395
I know it's makeup and all but I find it weird how she looks much better now in her 50s than she did back then when she was in her 20s

>> No.23332462

>>23332395
Imagine a world without social media and woketard politics. We could've just enjoyed comfy books in our own lane without having schizoid fangirls hijacking media. What a much healthier world that would be. A man can dream

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>>23332431
She singlehandedly defeated wall theory. Wall theory is that women hit a wall and there's no going back after that point. She went back.

>> No.23332493

>>23332395
Surreptitious witch! *rapes*

>> No.23332508
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>>23332493

>> No.23332534

She was so fucking hot

>> No.23332544

She hates men though.

>> No.23332568

>>23332462
Nah she was already hated by chuds well before all her trannybashing, something about the massive success and franchise she built has always angered certain people.

>> No.23332576

>>23332431
SHE WAS IN HER 20S IN THAT PIC HOLY FUCK

>> No.23332602

>>23332474
most women that hit the wall don't have a billion dollars.

>> No.23332695

>>23332602
you don't need a billion dollars to take care of yourself

>> No.23333014

>>23332474
I would love to scoop out them old bags of sour milk and slurp em dry

>> No.23333018

>>23332395
looks like AI

>> No.23333023

>>23332544
And she's a chud

>> No.23333027

>>23332395
hey, i remember this bird. me and the lads used to dress up in women's clothes and stalk and rape her in public bathrooms and such. she was fooled every time

>> No.23333114

>>23332395
Bitch already looked in her 50s in 1998

>> No.23333123

>>23333114
British women hit the wall at birth.
Very sad. Many such cases.

>> No.23333129

>>23332395
Why the fuck do people drink out of disposable paper to-go cups if they're sitting in a cafe?

>> No.23333154

>>23332395
she's so hot <3

>> No.23333695

>>23332474
I'd love to spooge all over those puppies.

>> No.23333736

>>23332395
>me on the left

>> No.23333746
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>>23333129
Because that's what the cafe gives you. It's cheaper for them becuase customers can't break them and they don't have to pay a dishwasher and it's one less thing employees have to worry about.

I strongly prefer to drink out of ceramic, glass, or porcelain. I went to my favorite French cafe for lunch, hadn't been in awhile, I ordered an espresso and found out that they switched from nice ceramic cups to little paper ones just like in the OP image. It damn near ruined my lunch, whole vibe of the cafe went into the gutter. Everything felt cheap after that. An espresso is not a large drink, so part of the experience is getting to drink it out of those cute little ceramic demitasses. It feels good to hold a proper espresso cup, it looks good to drink from them, it looks appetizing, it looks inviting. You get none of that with paper.

>> No.23335393

>>23332395
Why is a not-yet-famous, down-on-her-luck, single mother struggling author posing for a professional photoshoot at a cafe?

>> No.23335399

I write Harry Potter smut in my underwear on my home holding my dick.

>> No.23335417

>>23335393
These interviews were before the haircut and the check cleared for one or another deal, scholastic or the movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmZLl6EeJMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTO9TUa797E
She was already a big deal at the time.

>> No.23335433

>>23333023
So why did you read her stories?
Why did you watch her movies?
Why did you visit her theme park?
Why did you build that tunnel in New York to rape those kids?
Weren’t you the carnivorous humanoid underground dweller after all?
Return to your lair “chud”

>> No.23335503

>>23335417
>>23332395
JK Rowling did not write the Harry Potter series, it was written by God and conveyed to her through M15 and CIA agents. Her bemused expression in this shot is meant to show her annoyed acceptance of the fact that her fame is not earned.

>> No.23335617

>>23332395
She was 32 here. I'm literally the same age and finalizing editing of my first novel.

>> No.23335691

>>23332395
would

>> No.23335706

>>23332474
I'd love to fuck those Mommy Rowling fun sacks

>> No.23335709

>>23333023
That makes her even hotter tbqh

>>23332474
I'd love to suck on those bazooka melon poppers

>> No.23335840

>>23332544
I agree. When she seethes at troons, it's always "this is a mysoginistic movement" or so and so are "mysoginistic men" and that "trans-identifying men" have "male priviledge" that trans movement is "eroding female identiy" "if men can become women then there's no women" and I really think; how come she doesn't complain from the other stand point? Why doesn't she criticize the other part of the trans movement, female to males? If women become men then there's no "men" that's eroding male identity, there's ftm trans that have harrassed men in men rest rooms, a lot of little boys are targeted by the movement and put on hormones and that ruins their bodies, but her tweets read more like "if boys are given hormones, they'll go into women's spaces and that's gonna be a problem for women!" she doesn't give a shit about boys or men, boys fuck up their bodies with hormones and shit and she shits "women most affected" out of her mouth. Some guy fucks up his body with surgery "he's a misogynist for doing so, how dare he call himself a woman!!" how about "Poor guy, look at what they made you do to yourself!". Then she's also said dumb shit like "A person with a penis claims to be a lesbian! How dare he shove heterosexuality into lesbianism!" Again, some guy pumps hormones into his body and damages it "Queer Women most affected". I can't fucking stand her, hope she gets raped and beheaded by some negroid muslim in London or something.
>>23335417
>>23335503
It's all nepotism, she was born and raised upper-class, she bought recently her childhood home, a fucking tudor revival manor. Bitch's probably related to some big name in the movie business.
>written by God
God of this world perhaps, but yeah
>Initially we rejected this manuscript but my assistant talked me into publishing it
>months later
>average sales for a recently published book
>still lands at a movie producer desk
>Yeah, initially we rejected this manuscript but my assistant talked me into buying it
Shit's made up. C'mon guys.

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>>23335433
>So why did you read her stories?
Never have.
>Why did you watch her movies?
Looked gay, made fun of kids for watching them.
>Why did you visit her theme park?
Never been to that ZOGpit
>Why did you build that tunnel in New York to rape those kids?
Come again? Never been to NYC, never will go
>Weren’t you the carnivorous humanoid underground dweller after all?

not sure what all those big words mean dumbass, i only read comic books.

>Return to your lair “chud”
suck my dick bitch

>> No.23335885

>>23332395
She's pretty attractive. Crazy how quickly everyone turned on her

>> No.23335892

>>23335885
Trannies on Twitter aren't everyone

>> No.23335906

>>23335885
Most people don't know the controversy around her thinking women have periods and men don't even exists

>> No.23336150

>>23335885
>>23335892
>>23335906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTO9TUa797E

The comments on this video are mostly positive.

>> No.23336258

>>23335885
>everyone
It's just twitter trannies and reddit white knights that are seething. Literally the rest of the billion of potter fans around the world don't give a single flying fuck about her tranny tweets.

>> No.23336261

>>23335852
Nice self portrait

>> No.23336363

>>23335852
>never have looked gay
Sure jan

>> No.23336370

>>23332395
mommy:))

>> No.23336422

>>23333023

She is extremely leftist overall, she just dislikes trannies.

I’ll never understand the insistence on moving the Overton window left at all times and calling anyone slightly behind a nazi. They’re just creating more actual right wing voters because they will start voting that way out of spite.

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BROS HOW DO WE STOP HER?!

>> No.23336536

I never knew she was so hot and desirable.

>> No.23336545

>>23332474
I’d love to fall asleep on a chilly autumn’s eve with my face nestled between her boobies while she reads me Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Particularly the hogsmeade chapter. Peak comfy.

>> No.23336548

Right on!

>> No.23336576
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>>23332395
>>23332474
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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>>23336576
kek, wtf happened to her.

>> No.23336980

>>23336576
Kek the wall came like a fucking train, holy shit

>> No.23337005

>>23333746
lol anglos actually do that lmao. if you had ever worked in a service job you'd know that coffee is the most profitable fucking thing you can sell. you take 3 bucks for a coffee which, mind you, still is way below average in the US and in UK cities and your costs including wages is maybe 20 cents tops. that includes the water and the wages. most of that cost is actually wages. the coffee bean price per cup of coffee is around 3-8c depending on the beans you use.
I could make maybe 100-120 coffees per hour if things were going fast, which would be an hourly profit of 360 dollars given our 3 buck price tag at a 24 dollars cost for the owner just for the coffee, wages, water, electricity. good daily income for a cafe/bar would be 1,5-2k at a central spot, 800-1,3k for something more off beat, and a middle sized club bar with a few hundred customers a weekend would make maybe 2,5-5k on a friday/sat night. just for scope. 360 dollars just from coffee almost pays for rent and wages that day, leaving you with pretty much just profit from the alcohol or pastries turnover, depending on what kind of place you run.
these restaurant, cafe, bar niggers are printing money still. and they were printing even more money when they only paid taxes on every third drink and pocketed the rest back in the 80s and 90s.

these niggers can afford to hand out real cups. customers usually break stuff more rarely than employees do and having a dishwasher is either a convenience or profit incentive purchase. in real clubs in the city you need dishwashers because at some point you will run out of glasses and you will not be able to sell fucking anything. handwashing is slower and with the volume of some bars and clubs you cannot even consider that. those are just costs of doing business. the same goes for having real ceramic cups. and mind you, again, there are different grades. and I know for a fact if you don't go to the passionate italian or french place in those countries (run by families i.e. passionate and traditional people) or immigrants or franco/italophile people in other countries you will have shitty ceramic compared to the stuff those guys will buy. and they still make a living! they still live well! even without fucking tourists!
I used to work a place that made a weekly profit of a few grand in whiskey and related drinks and didn't have proper whiskey glasses. in my three years after I bought some they never broke. beer glasses break, some cups break, but good craftsmanship rarely breaks, and even if it did the volume of sales would've made up for that easy!

my tl;dr opinion on this service industry bullshit.

>> No.23337015

>>23336576
>>23332395
>writes Hermione as a self-insert
>casts Ginny as a younger version of herself
>Ginny's actress gigawalls
>JKR has stopped aging
>mfw she cursed Ginny for winning Harry and being prettier than her self-insert Hermione
holy shit she's an actual fucking witch

>> No.23337029

>>23336576
God damn, those comments are not holding back either. Social media users are retards on both sides

>> No.23337050

>>23336576
What the fuck is wrong with people? I mean go ahead call her a walled zombie on a tibetan basket-weaving forum but that's her personal instagram.

>> No.23337054

>>23337050
>>23337029
Social media is a cancer, exhibit #4222187

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>>23337005
Good response but I think you are underestimating the penny pinching business owners like to do. The reason for paper or disposable cups is that it saves space, are lighter to carry, and again it saves water, energy, time, and money, that would have to be invested in their care, and preparation for customers. Higher end establishments are run much better and can dedicate and train the staff to efficiently care for their glassier or ceramic, these employees typically have years long or life long careers in hospitality. Most coffee shops or cafes are staffed by college students. They start to slack on the details and in comes the paper cups, containers, and plastic utensils.

>> No.23337164

>>23337157
>glassier
glassware

>> No.23337385

>>23336576
>50 years to Gryffindor
Kek'd

>> No.23338193

>>23332395
She's looked 45 for 30 years.

>> No.23338205

>>23333114
You weren't alive in 1998

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>>23336576
>50 years to Gryffindor

>> No.23339053

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>> No.23339110

>>23337050
well, why don't you rush over there immediately and defend her honor like a good little cuckboi simp

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>>23333746
I love coffee and I love visiting cafes when I travel. Do you have any to recommend French anon?

>> No.23339121

>>23339110
Put the buzzwords down a sec. He's not defending her at all but rather attacking the lack of etiquette in those posters on a more public forum. Speaks to how undersocialised these people are that they'd have these kinds of comments up and publicly visible, and associated with their IRL identities.

>> No.23339130

>>23339120
There is outrageously sublime little diner in the heart of the lavender fields in Blupblop. It's soo shit. Hot shit. French shit. It's some of the worst cuisine I have ever cruised for. Because it's so good. Viva la France.

I spent six weeks in Turkey, I didn't eat a thing. I sucked a lot of cock. Viva la France,

>> No.23339133

>>23332474
Why do women with weird boobs wear dresses that let you see them? It’s never girls with normal boobs who dress like this.

>> No.23339135

>>23339130
retard

>> No.23339535

>>23339120
I'm not French.
However, my family always wants to know how I chose good restaurants, bars, and cafes. Read the online reviews, read an article or two from a food critic, look at the photos of the food and décor, read recent discussions from the locals. You'll never pick a bad place.

>> No.23339540

>>23332544
If you had to deal with British men, you would too.

>> No.23339560

>>23339540
British men smell sexy though.

>> No.23339596

>>23339133
what's weird about them

>> No.23339598

>>23339596
anon is so used to seeing fake bolt on breasts that are abnormally round and stagnant, that he doesn't know that natural breasts hang under the force of gravity.

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>>23332395
I hope her children become transgenders. This is the logical conclusion of her ideology.

>> No.23340079

>>23332395
I want a ginger writer gf. She will make me a character in her book (a tall chad who defeats every enemy)

>> No.23340100

>>23339535
Thank you for the guide!
>read recent discussions from the locals
where though? can i sort on tripadvisor for local guides?

>> No.23340132

>>23339540
If you had to deal with British women you'd be gay.
t. lit brit

>> No.23340182

>>23332544
>She hates men
women hate men, and they love them. just like men hate women and yet still love them

>> No.23340670

>>23332474
She looks way better in her 20s. You're just faggots.

>> No.23340675

>>23340182
Jokes on you, I'm gay I hate women and I hate women

>> No.23340698

>>23340675
Why is it that so many gay men date women or hang around women? What do they get out of it?

>> No.23340702

QUEEN

>> No.23340750

>>23332395
I like how she's against troons but fails to realize(or admit, which is worse) that her favorite movements and ideologies is what allowed troons to do all the things they are doing right now. It's so funny. I sometimes remember 2015 with those wild hardcore feminists who wrote articles about geocoding men. A decade later their movement is hijacked by mentally ill males and if they say a word against they will be punished. Karma is a bitch.

>> No.23340861

>>23339121
Youd rather they be oversocialized sheep?

>> No.23340925

>>23340750
>those wild hardcore feminists who wrote articles about geocoding men
what, I'd understand the logic if they wanted to keep tabs on sexual offenders but it would be useless to have a map with a gazillion markers

>> No.23341104

>>23340750
>geocoding men
I can only assume you meant genociding lmao

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>>23340750
>I like how she's against troons
She ain't, kind of. Notice how her enemies are "trans identified MEN" and how she equates support for transgenderism with "misogyny" it's all about "protect wahmen" about "muh poor wymin victeems" that these "men in dresses" are eroding "women's identity" but not a single word on how women on testosterone erode "male identity" or biological women entering male spaces, or little boys being sold an ideology where they end up doing irreversible damage to their bodies, she doesn't care about transgenderism because if she did she'd lash out against female to male trans (people she's actually friends with by the way) but she doesn't because her actual point is the perpetual victimhood of women, the actual worldview of feminism, that vagina people have to be cuddled by big state every step of their way and kiss their ass constantly.

>> No.23341370

>>23341345
What is wrong with her being against men entering women's spaces, which results in women being raped because women are weaker than men.

>> No.23341384

>>23341370
She isn't wrong for that, but she should be against Trans-identified Women entering Men's spaces too, there have been cases of Men being sexualy harassed by ftm's in Men's restrooms.

>> No.23341387

Its sad to see her spending all her time arguing with people on twitter. social media was a mistake

>> No.23341400

>>23341345
This.
>>23341370
I might share her opinion on this but it's still largely based on her hatred for men. Young men now see her as being on their side but in reality she most likelt hates you.

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>>23332474
>posts pictures from over ten years ago
how about something more recent, she looks like a ghoul now

>> No.23341406

>>23341401
oh no no no no lmao

>> No.23341625

>>23341401
eww, she became ugly as she became an old gross terf because it reflects her insides

>> No.23341967

>>23341401
She is 60 though. For a 60 yo she looks healthy, besides the fact that she had a bit too much botox. If my wife looked like first pic at 60 I would not complain.

>> No.23341969

>>23341384
Nah thats not too much of a problem because woman are weak. It can probably be a bit weird, but your physical safety isnt really in danger.

>> No.23342020

>>23340861
There exists a middle ground between the extremes.

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>>23341384
>there have been cases of Men being sexualy harassed by ftm's in Men's restrooms.
Holy fuck

>> No.23342183

>>23341370
>women are weaker than men
with this amount of state support and protection they are stronger

>> No.23342301

>>23332395
pretty random not at all veiled threats for little reason aside from idk fuck it but really it's like fly paper for little potters and whatever

and there's nothing fun about wordplay unless you mean fuck u nonce

think sign language is more sociable or braile

>> No.23342310

want to be gone with the part of the self that feels threatened by the male man to try and become the whatever that is or allured by the witch to not bewitch the shit out of her heart with a whole ass telephone pole sized toothpick that grew excruciatingly slowly from her fuck you

>> No.23342312

and that isn't personal it's archetypal

>> No.23342314

learn to act like that wouldn't mean definitely fighting over it at some point not that such a thing is my desire

>> No.23342411

>>23335503
You're actually close. A team of writers wrote the plot and rewrote her drafts as she tried to express this plot in her own words. For an insight into her real writing level look at HP part 8.

>> No.23343276

>>23333014
they're bags of coins

>> No.23343574

>>23337005
maybe they wanted to give people the option of taking the coffee with them, can't do that if its served in a proper cup

>> No.23344192

>>23341345
Lol, female troons are about 1:20 ratio to male troons. The ftms also come to their senses quicker because they hop on test and realize how fucking absolutely retarded the whole thing is. But you're right, she only cares because it threatens her female existence. It's no longer easy street for women if you're higher up on the totem pole than made up gender #273. Marginalized and victimized, holding all the pity cards is what it used to be. Now troons and whatever other fad shit threatens that existence for her, and she becomes just a "Karen" in the eyes of the crowd who used to worship her.

>> No.23344200

>>23342301
Unintelligible ESL babble. Kill yourself.

>> No.23344232

>>23340014
>faggot wishing a logical conclusion on someone
careful now

>> No.23344303

>>23344192
Ftm is much more common in younger age groups.

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23344354

>>23344192
>Little girls pumping chemicals into their body
>TERFs: This gender ideology is pushed this little girls into destroying their bodies, this world is so anti-woman that girls are brainwashed into becoming little boys!
>Little boy pumps chemicals into his body
>TERFs: See how misogynistic this movement really is! Now this little racist misogynist piece of shit is gonna change his name and steal a spot in his school's girls soccer team! How dare he wear a skirt and use female pronouns, he's living his straight-white-male misogynist fantasy of what the patriarchy believes women are!
That's what I get from reading their tweets.

>> No.23344779

>>23341967
My mother is 58 and literally looks way better.

>> No.23345140

>>23332395
Mrs. Rowling has achieved a great victory now that Britain acknowledged biology dictates whether you're male or female. How will she use her powers to change society next?

>> No.23345219

>>23339535
This is nearly impossible or requires too much effort for heavy touristic places, like Rome.

>> No.23345419

>>23344200
>ESL brain is confused by Joycean stream of consciousness style
Many such cases

>> No.23345591

>>23344779
Prove it

>> No.23345711

>>23345419
>Write a bunch of babble
>call it Joycean and write "no u"
You're fooling nobody, third world shitposter.

>> No.23345718

>>23344303
It's not that it doesn't happen, it's just that they usually seem to come to their senses faster due to taking T. Makes their brains think logically or something. Of course it's more common in younger people, all kinds of pedos love to groom young kids. Some sodomites will just say "oh yeah, you're a gay man haha, let's have gay man sex" and then use it as a way to target vulnerable girls and fuck their assholes. And they, like any abusive relationship, will cling to the attention and fool themselves into believing that it's good and right. Sad state of affairs.

>>23344354
They all need to burn.

>> No.23345739

>>23332431
>>23332576
She's 33 in that picture.

>> No.23346619

>>23332474
I wanna suck those cantaloupe milk monster swingers

>> No.23347412

>>23345718
>and then use it as a way to target vulnerable girls and fuck their assholes
wow that's terrible, who would do such a thing?

>> No.23347422

>>23332474
I think this just reveals that if you suddenly strike gold with a children’s book and it makes you a billionaire, you can age in reverse thanks to the collapse of any and all stress in your life.

I mean, really. Imagine resting your head on your pillow knowing you penned the highest selling book of all time and your estate is financially secure for life.

>> No.23347432

>>23332695
For all of the regular medical procedures that actually move the needle on aging, yeah you do.

>> No.23347488

>>23347412
Anal sex is disgusting. Kill yourself.