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So, did the Ukrainians drop the grenade on him or not?

>>23285319
"Здpaвcтвyйтe up there!" called Private Aleksei Mikhaylov to the drone fluttering yards above the trench in which he knelt. "In what are surely my final moments of life before you vaporize me into oblivion, please allow me to perform for you, dear viewers, my imitation of your countrymen. Дo cвидaния!"

With these words of farewell uttered, Private Aleksei Mikhaylov then rolled over onto his back, screwed up his face in an expression of pathetic, terrified desperation, and clinging his hands together in an approximation of a plea for mercy, called up to the drone, "AM ONWY FAT STUPID WIDDWE HOHOL, PWESE DWONEY MUNSTA, NU DO WOWEST HUWTIES AN GIB BIG BAD FOREVA SWEEPIES! REEEEEEEE!"

>>23285319
Juck Fews! Have a chatgpt poem

Amidst the chaos, a soldier kneels,
His tears, a testament to the pain he feels.
With prayers whispered, he begs above,
"Stay your hand, show mercy, my foe, my love."

Above him, an enemy stares, cold and grim,
Yet, in that moment, empathy begins to swim.
For in the heart of battle, amidst the fray,
Humanity's plea knows no delay.

So, let not the grenade fall, from above's decree,
In this shared moment, let mercy set us free.
For in war's cruel grip, amidst its toll,
Compassion may yet mend the fractured soul.

>>23285319
Saar, please do needful and do not redeem me!

Each man is a world,
A planet with islands of ambition,
oceans of beliefs, and jungles of dreams.

And so for the sake a few scraps of land in one world,
countless others have been blown apart.

>>23285385
Fuck this is better than what I could have made in a day of thinking.

>>23285319
There really is no such thing as an atheist in a fox hole but I assure you you're praying to the wrong god. All I see is a hohol who dug his own grave. Pray to me.

Ivan was dragged into the war by almost mere chance as most of the other soldiers. He wasn't particularly patriotic and didn't really understood what was going on, but on the occupied village he first got to, others would drink from stashes found in abandoned stores, and so did he. The others also showed him there was more to enjoy, hidden in appartments. Although Ivan had been initially reluctant, logic dictated that no one would know what anything, so he ended up rapping 3 women. His favorite had been a 17 years old, which he knew the age, but not the name.

Now, Ivan found himself in an trench on the frontlines. The hangover and the loud bang that came from somewhere around his right leg left him disoriented. All he could make sense of was the second drone coming over him at the distance and that his leg was done for. Panic set in. His first instinc was to pray. He made a deal with God that if he lived he would fight the good fight. He would fight for peace. He would fight for prosperity and justice. And indeed he would. Surving the war meant that Ivan would became of pivotal importance to a series of reforms in the easter region that would make it a democratic powehouse of states envied by historians for its economy and justice. But war is chaos. If there is an algorithm that can predict the future of large populations, war would be the butterfly wings changing the outcome every split second someone dies.

The drone operator could see Ivan praying pityfully. Knowing that this peticular drone had had problems disengaging the grenade God may be on his side after all. He would play russian roulette. The operator also considered spending the ammunition on someone else, since this target was already severly wounded. Fuck him, thought the operator, changing the future of the region once more in the last hour as the grenade released with no problems. Who could blame the operator? His wife was rapped by a russian.

While Ukraine was getting its ass pounded in, as its men were sent in droves to die for Blackrock. While NATO was revealed as a paper tiger, and the EU economy turned to dogshit in a mere two years, there was an anon posting on 4chan, asking a pack of losers to write fanfic for the conflagration as it stood in his imagination.

The thread died in just a couple hours, but for that duration, he ceased his seething, and turned to cope. He was still a loser when the thread died.

>>23285385
>Amidst the chaos, a soldier kneels
The soldier isn't kneeling in the picture.

>>23285319
No one could deny that the front had the most beautiful clear bright night skies. Miles leveled flat. Not a light on from here to Odessa. I had a harder time finding pitch black amidst the stars. When I thought I found a spot, more would pop out.

We called it Gabriel. Like the archangel. It flew over the battlefield and its mud. And I watched it all from a beat-up screen over the controller. It was like a video game but much more boring. It had been weeks of nothing and then I found one trying to desert.

"Gregory, look." The others overhead as well and they gathered close to watch.

It ran and scurried like a pig. I gave him a good chase. Swirling the drone wide getting close and pulling back, all in good taste. They laughed. He fell into a ditch and did not stand. Once they give up, there is no point in dragging out longer. I hate it when they beg. Never beg. I did it, quickly.

"Good one, two more and you beat Vladimir's record." I shook his hand, someone patted me.

I looked back at the screen, now pitch black, and I stayed there looking into it. My reflection looking back.

>>23285319
How hard is it to actually shoot those drones?

>>23285385
>ABAB rhyme structure
I can't believe chatgpt is a faggot.

Russians are cucks, they rather throw their lives away then protest against the dudes who sent them to die

>ukrainian rada reduces the conscription age
>sudden glowposts on an unrelated board about russians being dragged to war against their will

>>23285919
10/10

Glorying in the suffering of others isn't a good thing to do.

>>23289208
putler shill detected, how much is he paying you

>>23289201
Brave of that Peurto Rican to tell Ukrainians how they think

>>23289211
a trillion dollars now >>>/pol/

>>23289211
false flagger. its not like we want young russian men to die, we are upset that their currupt goverment is doing it in the first place

>>23289217
who the fuck is "we"?

>>23289401
Every cent is worth it to make you chuds seethe. Fighting to defend your homeland is something noble

>>23289401
I just sent $100 to Ukraine's weapons fund because of this post lmao

>>23289448
>I just sent $100 to Zelensky's yacht fund
k

>>23285319
>"Stop! I don't deserve this!" he lied.

>>23289985
this, "random conscript #159372" is basically hitler

>>23289988
Tyrants are nothing without their attack dogs. Are you saying humans have no personal agency?

The truth about war is that all sides are cunts.

>>23290026
Soldiers do not, no.

>>23285319
Underneath the wailing and the sounds of gunshots and bombs in the surrounding envinronment there was simply silence.

"I'm sorry."

>>23285331
There is another video with a prisoner that looks a lot like him, so maybe not

>>23290086
all slavs look the same tbph

>>23290106
retard, take a look at south slavs and compare them to west slavs. you have to be blind to think they look the same

>>23285319
SAAAR PLEAS DON'T REDEEM THE GRENADE

>>23290278
they all look the same and are all named vlad or boris

Why do chuds go so hard at criticizing Ukraine but never say anything about Russia?

>>23291061
because Ukraine is used by faggot politicians to launder all my tax dollars, and russia is irrelevent

>>23291061
>Tolstoy, Pushkin, Dostoyevski, Bulgakov
Russia is based

>>23291090
Forgot Leonid Adreyev.

>>23291061
It's a literature board so obviously Russia wins out

>>23291086
Hardly. More of it is going to other things like the military. Get a job that pays you better if you think tax is what is keeping you down

>>23291090
I agree. The current regime is Based and Trad, comrade.

>>23291098
No, it isn't.

>>23291106
I don't care about modern Russia senpai.

>>23291061

>>23285319
TZD, simple as

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>>23291143
>degeneracy
lmao

>>23289401
how is that 3 day mission going boris

>>23291152

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>>23291205
If Russia was half as gay as you're attempting to make them out to be you would be on their side.
You only hate them because they're not.

>>23291267
retard

>>23291387
they aren't fighting and you're a fag

>>23291438

Public Service Announcement:

Russia is winning on the battlefield
The sanctions didn't work
EU economy is fucked
NATO looks weak as shit
Ukraine out of arms, out of money, out of men

But go off and keep shilling for the donkeys in the state dept. Good use of time as the empire dodders and flails like The Mummy currently occupying the White House.

>>23291461
See
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>>23285319
Should have stayed home.

>>23291469
Also ukranian jews are embezzling all the aid money and are getting loaded as fuck

>>23289448
They drop their weapons and get routed, have you seen the maps this year?

>>23289426
Worth more than fixing rundown black neighborhoods? Damn bro... I didn't know you were zased...