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I cannot look up on the visage of this painting without feeling immense amounts of anger. The Man was a fraud. A lowly son of a glovemaker turned play-broker, with a swarthy semitic complexion more suited to a bar brawler than the greatest writer of the English language to ever live.

I truly hate that this smirking merchant has been able to solidify his place in the annals of history due to his low birth and financial trickery. Damn devilish exploiter of talents.

How can people ignore the Oxford theory with its overwhelming circumstantial evidence? De Vere's name should be synonymous with the magnificent imagination and beautiful mosaic of sentences commonly attributed to "Willm Shakspere".

>> No.23185699

>>23185686
Willy Boy wrote those plays. De Vere fears the 'Speare, who we revere you queer.

>> No.23185701

>>23185686
I love that this swarthy glovemaker’s son makes chuds seethe like pigs.

>> No.23185702

>>23185686
this post was written by Twain or Tolstoy

>> No.23185728

>>23185686
>toffs to this day still seething that a man outside the oxbridge set is considered the greatest writer ever

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Look at this nerd

>> No.23186534

>>23185686
I don't buy it that this picture wasn't doctored
He looks like someons took a pirate and gave him some decent clothes

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>>23186534
Fucking hilarious how he slowly morphed into this floppy haired poodle.

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>>23185686

>> No.23186575

>>23185699
fpbp this is one for the record keepers

>> No.23186576

>>23185686
You're difficult to like. Do you know that?

>> No.23186709

>>23186573
I was looking for this kek

>> No.23186725

>>23185699
fpbp
>>23185701
>chuds
ywnbaw

>> No.23186730

>>23185699
Kek

>> No.23186736

>>23185699
OP BTFO

>> No.23186743

>>23186725
>you’re le tranny for using “chud”!
chuddie didn’t get the memo

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>> No.23186755

>>23186749
nice portrait, chuddie.
now I know why you’re a virgin.

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>>23185699
Big Willy approves this message

>> No.23186761

>>23185701
>I love that this swarthy glovemaker’s son makes chuds seethe like pigs.
Are you retarded? It's leftists trying to remove Shakespeare from schools because he's a problematic while male who filters <90 IQ niggers.

>> No.23186762

>>23185686
Because acknowledging the occult's influence on arts and letters Renaissance and after is haram.

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>> No.23186890

>Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
>As I foretold you, were all spirits and
>Are melted into air, into thin air:
>And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
>The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
>The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
>Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve
>And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
>Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
>As dreams are made on, and our little life
>Is rounded with a sleep.

>The Tempest
>Act 4 Scene 1
>William Shakespeare

>> No.23186981

>>23186890
>t. Glovemaker's son

>> No.23186988

>>23186981
BASED glover’s son

>> No.23187059

>>23186573
this dumb faggot recently got arrested again for self-incrimination on his podcast

>> No.23187081

>>23185686
Obvious retarded bait.

>> No.23187312

>>23185686
>A lowly son of a glovemaker
who attended an incredibly rigorous grammar school and who made a living as a stage actor for several years before his writing career had even begun.

>> No.23187350

>>23186570
I believe that is the actual portrait of him

>> No.23187613

>>23187350
I mean both of them share the same traits
Hairline damaged beyond repair, large expressive eyes, the same strange, almost mocking smile. The folio portrait is just missing that bit of semitic poofiness to his hair and the singular ear ring

>> No.23187619

>>23186573
Andrew Tate, this glamorous Med, showing a modern example to us of the ancient white Med, haughty of his intelligence, resentful of the stupid pleb masses, who dares to criticize society in an articulate manner; this is the representation of Augustus, the Caesar, the Julius Cornelius Sulla of our days.

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>>23187350
>>23187613
>Being this bluepilled in the year 2024 of our Lord.

For shame.

>The double line created by the space between the shadow-line above the jaw and the jawline itself is claimed by some conspiracy theorists to suggest that Shakespeare's face is a mask.

>> No.23187766

>>23186570
He doesn't look as Jewish here as he does in the OP. The earring is supposed to make him a gangsta Jew?

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>>23187766
That's one of two confirmed Shakespeare representations we have that we can be certain are actually Shakespeare.

Ben Jonson claimed it was an accurate depiction of the Bard.

The other is his funerary monument.

>> No.23189424

>>23185686
God, I love Shakespeare so much.

>> No.23189668

>>23189424
"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me"

Richard II, Act 5, Scene 5

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>>23185686

>> No.23191528

>>23185699
The dubs confirm it

>> No.23191532

>>23188890
This one has the physiognomy of a lowborn child of a glovemaker so I'm inclined to believe this is a more accurate image of Shakespeare

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>>23185686
Giamati phrbotype

>> No.23191636

>>23191532
His father was a butcher. And a mayor of Stratford. The mystery surrounding Shakespeare is greatly exaggerated.

>> No.23191798

The plays left the author naked so they were given to a failed actor who portrayed the character of the public masturbator for the rest of his life.
In war's break what spear to shake but the trouser snake?

>> No.23191812

>>23185686
>lust provoking image