/lit/ - Literature

>>23166687

While Anna is quite superlatively 10/10 for me, my mind is a ballroom filled with ladies in waiting, and she will have to compete with the best of them before becoming my wife.

>>23166687

>>23166723
Pia looked much better in her younger years desu

>>23166724

>>23166687

>>23166726
That's your opinion. Pia is cute, certainly, and has a great personality, but I'll take Anna.

>>23166724
So is this young woman just very ignorant, or are the vile elites parading around the fact that she is a slave by dressing her as one? She has a literal slave collar about her neck and even shackles on her wrists. Have they really gotten so bold? I long for the day their brains will spill on the sidewalks and their guts hang from the beaks of carrion birds.

>>23166695
>>23166725
My /lit/erary gentlemen, I salute you.

>>23166687
The Curious History of Pope Joan

Anta baka?

>>23166771
nta but I don’t think I’d want to have a gf/wife who does a YouTube channel. Too much risk of that false, annoying series of screams and laughs her simps call a “personality” leaking into her life off-camera. Anna is beautiful but imo shes not worth all the baggage

>>23166939
Look at this homo.

>>23166999
>Rei
Lol lmao, shit taste

There aren't going to be any recommendations because no one on this board reads but w/e

>>23167247
>brow-beating while you post in a gooner thread without recommending any sort of literature either
dial 8

>>23166687

>>23166939
>>23166999
you're both wrong

>>23166724
Man what's with the obsession with these flat chested women with masculine features.

>>23166939
Mein Kampf which you have probably read already, then maybe 2666

>>23166939
Joseph Conrad's heart of darkness

>>23166723
Is this Marzia?

>>23167351
No shes some chess youtuber

>>23166687
>>23166695
>>23166713
>>23166735
>>23166939
>>23166999
>>23167202
>>23167227
>>23167232
>>23167237
>>23167247
>>23167256
>>23167267

>>23166723
she looks like my mother in her age, always found that very creepy

>>23167418
Hot

>>23166969
They're not all false. I have a guy friend who is a lot like her. I suspect they are both ENFP--besides, I used to run a YouTube channel myself. Anyway, fuck you. Fuck your opinion. Eat shit and fuck your waifu too. Faggot. And that goes for all you other Anna-hating faggots too. Soulless motherfuckers.

>>23167418
Well, your mom isn't mine, kid.

>>23166939
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wow ... this thread ... very literature

She had this nice tight shirt, then there was a scene with her exposed breasts. That was the greatest day in high school.

>>23167436
tranny chin

>>23167615
your brain is totally scrambled at this point, turn off your router and touch grass

>>23167227
SICP

>>23166687
surprise me

>>23166723
Tarzan books
>>23166724
Dune
>>23166771
The Queen's Gambit
>>23167436
Je'taime: The Love Story of Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg
>>23167562
Romeo and Juliette
>>23167597
On Sun Swallowing
>>23167878
In Praise of Older Women

>>23167894
>tarzan
>the queen's gambit
Thanks, but no thanks.

>>23167894
I already read Romeo and Juliet. That why we watched the movie in school.

>>23167907
then move on to Antonius and Cleopatra

>>23167676
that is an extremely tranny chin idk what to tell you anon

>>23167280
I don't get it either. If her tits aren't as big as her head, she's a little girl, not a woman. And if she's flat and looks like a man, well, then you're just a faggot for liking that shit.

>>23167961
that's just your obsession, no one sane thinks about it that way, but when your brain operates only on internet terms then everything is either tranny or onions or chad for you

>>23168060
>faggot for liking a woman
Crackhead.

>>23166939
Evola - Ride the Tiger
>>23166999
Guenon - Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times

>>23167894
Pollyanna

>>23167227
The Bhagavad Gita

>>23166687

>>23167280
Masculine features can look good on some women. The problem with the Dune girls is that they’re too doughy-faced from eating amerislop.

>>23168487
These Hollow Vows

>>23166999

The Great Cat Massacre - Robert Darnton

>>23169013
You weren't supposed to recommend yourself.

>>23169014
I thought it was a good joke, I had to post it

i wish there were women who still believed in love

>>23169070
Yeah I don't know whats wrong with modern women. But I hear it is an American and Canadian problem. I wish it wasn't so hard to leave.

>>23166687
The Social Contract - Rousseau

>>23166713
Taiko: An Epic Novel of War and Glory in Feudal Japan - Eiji Yoshikawa

>>23166725
Frankenstein (the original 1818 version)

>>23166939
Preliminary Materials for a Theory of the Young-Girl - Tiqqun

>>23166999
Convenience Store Woman - Murata

>>23167202
Philopseudes - Lucian
Northanger Abbey - Austen

>>23167227
The Medium is The Massage - McLuhan
Fanged Noumena - Nick Land

>>23167256
Alms for Oblivion - Peter Kemp

>>23167267
Tampa - Nutting

>>23167237
Leaves of Grass - Whitman

>>23167836
Moby Dick

>>23167870
Friday - Heinlein

>>23168479
Our Band Could Be Your Life: Scenes from the American Indie Underground, 1981–1991 - Azerrad
Berlin-Warszawa Express - McGrath

>>23169120
Nine Cloud Dream - Kim Man-jung

Hardmode: no femdom.

>>23169213
>femdom
anon its a book

(try neuromancer or something)

>>23169070
>implying they ever did

>>23169213
dommy mommy makes me feel thinks when she calls me an insect

>>23166723
>peaking at 15
Shes already a washed skellington. If she was a boy she'd be a GM.

>>23169382

>>23168771
Don't have a rec but I want to let you know that you have patrician taste

>>23167256
Based purely on the blonde girlboss aesthetic I’m gonna say The Sun Also Rises.

>>23167408
>Boedecker
More like Bodwrecker amiright fellas?

>>23168487
The poetry of Patrick Kavanagh.

>>23169614
>blonde girlboss aesthetic
kill yourself

>>23169650
Not gonna lie, reading it back to myself I’m a little ashamed of how easily that phrase came to me.

>>23166713
Heike Monogatari
>>23167764
The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson
>>23167870
Mona Lisa Overdrive
>>23168771
Co. Aytch,
Hardtack and Coffee
>>23169485
The Knight and the Blast Furnace

>>23167256
Gogol's Dead Souls
>>23169485
Bronte's Wuthering Heights
>>23167267
Pushkin's Eugene Onegin

>>23169681
Space Station 13

>>23166687
/lit/ has awful taste in women, even anime ones

>>23169712
Post yours, then.

>>23169712
Nah bro, Misato-kun is my nigga

>>23169758
>Misato-kun
>-kun
???

>>23169712
Say that to my face you fucking nigger faggot

>>23169766
There are Reifags and Misato-kuns. I don’t see what’s hard to understand about this.

>>23167227
American Psycho

>>23166939
Only one reasonable choice…

Camille Paglia, light of my life, fire of my loins. The only woman on earth who can actually make you feel stupid, who can mansplain what she's currently reading even more autistically than you can. She talks like a video on 2x speed. Your dates would be 17 hours long because she launches into impromptu lectures about pagan androgyny in Spenser, the Renaissance ideal of the virago, and her hatred of Foucault. You'd try to impress her by regurgitating something you remember from some Milton class, and she'd look at you like you're literally retarded, call you out on it, correct you, assign you several books to read before your next date, and then check to make sure you actually read them.

I would sacrifice everybody on this board on a pyre if it meant I could go back in time and date Camille Paglia. If I think about any other woman I think "I suppose I'd like to fuck her physical body, because she's physically a woman, and I am a man, and I suppose the physical fucking would be nicer if she also did not have an unusually disagreeable personality or a terribly malfunctioning brain." But if I think about Camille Paglia I suddenly understand what romance movies are about, and why some guys embarrass themselves trying to impress a woman. Camille Paglia makes me understand why some guys CARE and TRY for a woman. Imagine dating the smartest woman in the world, of all time. I would STILL date Camille Paglia, TODAY.

>>23166687
The Motorcycle Diaries - Che
>>23166695
The Complete Manual of Suicide - Wataru Tsurumi
...
...
nah, just kidding.
A Very Irregular Head: The Life of Syd Barrett - Rob Chapman
>>23167227
Simulacra and Simulation - Jean Baudrillard

>>23169879
>Only one reasonable choice…
Hegel. Phenomenology of Spirit.

>>23169907
Nick Land. Fanged Noumena. And not just looking at the page. Enough Kant, Hegel, Marx and Freud to get Land's contribution.

Maori Kasuga from Arcana Heart

>>23169907
>>23169859
>>23167227
Ice Trilogy (Vladimir Sorokin)

>>23169499
based choice,
No Longer Human and Schoolgirl (Dazai Osamu)

>>23169120
another based choice,
L’Écume des jours (Boris Vian)

>>23168479
Almost Transparent Blue (Ryu Murakami)

>>23167764
The Summer Book (Tove Jansson)

>>23167267
A Maze of Death (Philip K. Dick)

>>23167247
patrician taste,
Philosophy Before Socrates: An Introduction With Texts and Commentary (Richard D. McKirahan)

>>23167237
excellent choice,
The Sixth Extinction: An Unnatural History (Elizabeth Kolbert)

>>23166999
Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

>>23166939
Being and Time (Martin Heidegger)

>>23169988
Book of Words, Jenny Erpenbeck

>>23169992
Interesting. Thank you for the recommendation.

>>23170003
Bro...

>>23170007
Oh wait I misread the OP.

>>23170010
lol

>>23169485
She just achieved a new highest otb rating. In any case, FUCK YOU FAGGOT.

>>23170003
KYS PEDOSCUM Go back to your third world websites.

>>23170240
Flowers for Algernon

>>23168472
Wow so heckin based anon! Retvrn to tradition amirite? I'm half Mexican btw but I have an Aryan spirit

>>23169679
>Co. Aytch
I've actually been planning to read this at some point. Hardtack and Coffee looks interesting too.

>>23166687
Currently

>>23166687

>>23170890
The Tale of Genji

>>23169712
>doesn't have the courage to say that AND post a choice of woman
EVERY FUCKING TIME. Cowardly sack of shit.

>>23169888
>fire of my loins
I say this. I once criticized a man a work on that basis and was told by a female boss, "You can't say that." To which my response was to laugh at her and say, "It's true THOUGH."

What's with all these fucking weebs? No wonder this board is so shitty and no one reads...

>>23171084

Something by Bret Easton Ellis

>>23170908

Asimov maybe I Robot or the Robot Stories

>>23170890

Tale of Genji, great book but also check out her diary too.

>>23169907

Bleeding Edge by Pynchon

>>23166999

Shirley Jackson or Thomas Ligotti

>>23166939

The Glass Bead Game or Demian

>>23166713

Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire-Polybius or Dune I think you'd like Dune

If only she was real bros

Been trying to get into reading and would appreciate any recommendations.

>>23166687

>>23171091
where the fuck do you think you are

>>23171531
I like the nutsack.

I feel sad my post was ignored :(

>>23171084
Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, obviously
of Of Learned Ignorance if you've already read that

>>23171661
Same.

>>23171661
>>23169070
lucky for me, i got two replies and zero book recommendations

>>23166687

>>23171661
Same, but such is the life in having an obscure waifu.

>>23171456
The Calling of Lot 49.

>>23170604
It's interesting to compare the two in terms of style (Co. Aytch has somewhat exaggerated prose, I think, probably for southern nationalist reasons, Hardtack is very measured). Plus it's always good to get accounts from both sides.
I never expected to be interested in the Civil War, but going through Grant's memoirs with a fine tooth comb for [weird personal historical investigation reasons] really flipped some switch in my brain and I keep reading about it...
Also, nice taste. Patlabor is seriously underrated.

>>23171840
Not related anon. Never heard of these memoirs. Looks interesting. Going to read them.

Kitsune waifu (10% only, ears and single tail without spina bifida, pretend that a generic image was posted).

>>23166999
>>23166939
Both are massive, massive faggots. Gays, even. Read Confessions of a Mask.
>>23166695
Shit game. Read some litrpg.
>>23166713
If only Trigger could go back to being good. Read Story of the Eye by Georges Bataille.
>>23166735
My friend had this bitch as his profile picture on ***** for a long time, so I lost the ability to fap to her without remembering him. Instant boner killer. You've most likely already read it, but read Stoner.
>>23167227
You're most likely a pathetic wanna-be who posts on /hikki/ about how horrible your life is and how you can't get any friends, but you haven't tried looking for them anywhere but on discord. Read uhh, I don't know, Gamer Girl by Mari Mancusi.
>>23167247
I would've been happy to see a 2hufag here, but since you're mindlessly regurgitating /lit/ memes, I hate you even more than the usual retards that frequent this board. Read some of Yosa Buson's haiku.
>>23167764
I'm not even going to give you a book to read. You already know what everybody wants to say. It's simply not funny.
>>23167836
Revy's always hot. I love Revy. Read Beautiful Kate by Newton Thornburg.
>>23168479
The undisputed best of the K-Ons. Just kidding, it's Tsumugi's eyebrows. Go read The Beetle Leg by John Hawkes.
>>23169120
The undisputed best of the Azumangan Dai-Ohs. . . . . . . Read The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner.
>>23169485
Many loads lost on this whore, but the truth is that BOTH anime adaptations sucked. Only the manga is any good. Read Momo by Michael Ende.
>>23169907
Very cool. See >>23167227
>>23170240
You're very cool. Read Redwall by Brian Jacques.
>>23171084
Pick up an audiobook of whatever philosopher's garbage you want and listen to it while watching bestiality hentai. There's nothing I can recommend you in good faith other than to get good taste.

>>23172190
They're pretty good! I recommend Grant's also. He's a good writer, had one of the most comprehensive views of the war, was arguably its most important general, and was for a time the most famous and wealthy man in the world before he died destitute, writing furiously until five days before his death.
>>23172301
>BOTH anime adaptations sucked. Only the manga is any good
Absolutely, indisputably correct. There are some nice things about both the anime versions (Maria Ross + Sloth + lots of little details in 2003, Again), but the manga is so much better in every other respect. I particularly loathe Brotherhood's flanderization of the Armstrongs.

>>23171651
Somewhere that's been invaded by weebs who don't read apparently. You faggots used to be a small minority on this board.

>>23171091
>>23172333
Anime website, newfriend.

>>23172333
this whole thing is based on yotsuba (see the right corner of the page)

>>23172333

>>23172175
Is that Queen Aleena in a Chucky Cheese?

>>23170235
herschlag is nearly 40 calm your tits

>>23172847

>>23169619
Under appreciated.

Jill in the film Resident Evil: Apocalypse awakened something in me as a child

"Hard" mode: no lolita

Almost 10 years now.

>>23172346
It's always been an anime site, you retard, but this board was not filled with weebs until recently. Zoomer filth.

>>23172379
No shit, little kid.

>>23172389
Again, NO FUCKING SHIT NEWFAGS. Like I said, you weeb fuck'o non-readers USED TO BE rare on /Lit/!!!

Fucking idiot weebs, can't even read a post...

>>23172755
>>23173595
KYS PEDOSCUM

>>23173775
furious tourist hands typed this post

>>23166723
>I love chass

>>23169711
The Human Age by Wyndham Lewis

Where are the recommendations, fags?

>>23169104
This one gets it

>>23171091
>>23173775
The Op said "waif". 90% of waifus are either from a video game, an anime, a visual novel or a manga. People that have real women as waifus are in the minority. Do you get it now, retardbro?

>>23170890
recommend me books about mommy gfs generally

>>23169693

Don't have a book recommendation. But Yakumo is a top tier waifu, you have good taste anon.

>>23167418
Post mom pic

>>23173903
Ada, or Ardor by Nabokov

>>23174072
Which one should I read?

>>23174077
Stay away of my waifu

>>23169919
all tomorrows

>>23173775
>!!!
>
F
Bravo.

>>23166687
She was my waifu when I was 10, she's my waifu now that I'm 36.
Unfortunately Moteuchi is too much of a bro, even if Ai existed I wouldn't try to take her.

>>23167597
The Learned Disguise

Do your worst.

>>23174712
you already know

>>23174712
It's a play, but you have to read it. imho a great retaliation given that you posted a vn

>>23173870
on the jewish question by karl marx

>>23169888
Checked and, unironically, based.

>>23173595
The Confirmation by Gianni Segre

>>23166687

Unironically like nerdy neurotic asian women.

>>23166687
I’m super smart tho bros

Bros... She's so perfect...

>>23175263

>beep boop
What did Makoto Nijima mean by this?

I love native hawaians

>>23176451
try oedipus rex

Uoooooooh! Beatoriiiiiiicheeee!

>>23176551
Tales from Earthsea

I don't want to fix her or any of them. I want them to make me worse

>>23169919
darconville's cat

Lets say ... this image.

>>23166687
I dont have a cartoon one.

>>23166687

>>23178104
wow

nothing i've heard of please

>>23176551
try usogui (manga)(i know sorry)
>>23172847
try dune

>>23173775
>autistic screeching
This was supposed to convey maturity? Anime website means it encompasses the boards on the website. Learn your place.

>>23178084
The Witcher

>>23177152
Watership down

Don't even like One Piss that much but I have a thing for goth water girls and for mermaids.

>>23170235
>goes back to third world website
>didn’t leave

>>23166687

>>23168096

>>23180280
Notes from Underground
>>23178538
Anna, soror...
>>23178154
The House of the Sleeping Beauties
>>23176551
Carmilla

>>23179291
nigga the fuck is a goth water girl? you likie girls who drink a lot of water????

>>23181319
Maybe he likes girls who piss a lot

I wonder what I'll get recommended...

>>23181390

>>23166687

>>23181319
Girls who are dark and moody but also have some connection to water or nautical theming. Genshit sucks, but Yelan from genshit is a great example of the niche.

It's a shame that characters who fit this archetype or only side characters in usually pretty average media.

>>23182322
Dark King by C.N. Crawford

>>23166687

Spidermommy

I like girls that can beat up other girls

>>23169120
Don Quixote

>>23169499
A Farewell to Arms - Hemingway

>>23173935
thanks friend

>>23175263
A Novel on Yellow Paper - Stevie Smith
The Red and the Black - Stendhal

>>23174712
The Way of a Man with a Maid - Anonymous

>>23180080
Tomorrow I'll Be Perfect - Stieb

>>23180280
the Welcome to the NHK novel is really good. Better than the show

>>23169213
Fanged Noumena - Nick Land

>>23166773
chill

>>23166727
Moby Dick

>>23166687

>>23180587
thank you dearly for the recommendation anon

Han Baasedoung
Recommendations are appreciated!

>>23180280
>>23178538

>>23183598
Sup normalnigger, you blow in here from xitter like all the other unfunny 3d posting faggots? Imagine being rejected by your own kind so you end up on a Chinese tapestry forum full of things you hate. Couldn't be me.

>>23167894
>>23167597
this sad cunt and her "poetry" book are trash

>>23183598
bot post

>>23166687

bumping for love

>>23183702
Okay, incel, I'll just assume you have a successful /lit/ career and absoutely not jealous at all.

>>23185580
but you wouldnt recommend for love?

is a single person here confident enough in their won literacy to just give recommendations?

anyway for the sake of not being hypocritical
>>23183559
winning ways for your mathematical plays is a book on game theory i would recommend, as given your disposition i would assume you havent continued the one concrete philosophy since schooling

>>23182969
Wizard’s First Rule. It’s long as fuck and kind of dumb but you’re a Naruto fan so I’m sure it will be fine.

>>23182322

>>23185654
own*
(i am not that confident in my books, thus the lack of recommendations)

>>23185654
>but you wouldnt recommend for love?
>
>is a single person here confident enough in their won literacy to just give recommendations?
I guess not, plus 90% of these are from animes I haven't seen.

>>23166687

>>23174712
story of the eye

Bumpa

You are all a bunch of tourist degenerates.

>>23180587
Thanks anon I will check it out

>>23170233
Yeah I wasn't talking about FIDE rating

Benito


>>23183272
Underrated

>>23184301
the diary of anais nin

>>23168086
>>23169988
>>23171684
>>23172990
>>23174045
>>23175213
For Love of Insects.

>>23166687

>>23188146
Post TS robin sure hit the wall

>>23188169
>t. gaylord

>>23183244
FUCK YOU, CATTLE! I'll chill when they're dead. It's because of people like you they have power in the first place.

>>23187815
is that misery? if so, Misery by Stephan King

>>23172847
>>23188146
now kiss

Liz Sherman.
Also, my god, all the hellboy images online are from the movies.

>>23166687

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>>23171091
Conventional wisdom is that "waifu" is going to be anime, video game or animation girls.
Ya queer.

Bros...the scholars aren't recommending any books...It's over.

>>23173903
I feel like any French book with a promiscuous femme fatale would work.
Uhhhh, the Three Musketeers.

>>23167227
Journey to the End of the Night

>>23179266
Are there any female vampire love interests in The Witcher? Need more recs please. >>23178084

>>23191167
Faust - Goethe's version

>>23193400
Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc - Twain

>>23194062
There is one (though not in a traditional sense I'd say) in the short story "A Grain of Truth" which is a part of the book "The Last Wish" and can be read on its own.
Otherwise the only thing that comes to mind is the gender swapped Twilight.

>>23166687
This chick suck ass

>>23179291
BotNS for sure
>>23177135
Basic Mathematics
>>23196191
Waiting for Godot

hardmode: no Baudelaire

>>23186452
I know these might be a little tough for you Cocoa-san, but you should try them.

>>23179219
My place is standing above you with the heel of my boot in your skull, faggot weeb. Eat shit and move to Japan if you love that shallow pedo shit.

>>23166724
Rendezvous with Rama, ironically enough

>>23169485
>peaking at 15
this is a fact of life for all females

>>23173909
Why the fuck is her chin shaped like that

>>23197331
>Basic Mathematics
I don't have the IQ for that.

>>23166687
>Images limit
https://hell-girl.fandom.com/wiki/Ai_Enma