/lit/ - Literature

>>23144223
You're elephant hide anon? Some people are not cerebral, don't force them to read and don't belittle them for not doing so. They weren't raised for books.

>tfw no japanese qt gf wife
I fucking hate you OP.

>>23144223
He can‘t even get a real girlfriend, he had to get a gook

she looks irregular, have you tried exchanging it with a normal one? maybe that is the problem.

>>23144234
She has a brain, anus, liver, sweat pores, hunger, REM. It's a real girlfriend.

>>23144230
>You're elephant hide anon
yes

and I don't belittle my wife lol. But I would like if she read.

>>23144234
>girlfriend
wife of 8 years

>>23144223
Tell her to read certain number of pages or no dinner. Have her summarize the reading to make sure she's not lying.

>>23144238
That was just her face of disgust at eating 'american' food. She normally looks like pic related (yes same girl but like 8 years ago lol)

>>23144263
I cum

>>23144263
>>23144223
why would you post pics of your wife in this place full of squalor?

>>23144276
There's nothing wrong about a man showing off his hot wife to his friends.

>>23144276
>why would you post pics of your wife in this place full of squalor?
Why not?
>>23144284
You used the word 'hot' very dangerously friend. I don't like this conotation.

>>23144223
White guys with Asian wives are proto sexbot owners

>>23144284
>There's nothing wrong about a man showing off his HOTWIFE to his friends.
KEK

>>23144291
She's so hot I'm cumming now

Please sir. Describe in purple prose how is her body and how she moves in the love act, please.

>>23144312
Don't be inapproiate. Just give advice on how to discipline her.

>>23144223
looks stinkky as hell

>>23144323
Why would you say something rude?

>>23144223
>post pic of 3-5/10 woman
>Asian
>wife

Have a feeling anons will gulp down a thread like this

>>23144263
What would you think if I found a real elephant skin condom to rail her with

>>23144337
What's wrong with you?

>>23144337
>>23144333
>>23144323
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>>23144303
>>23144292
You guys are wack. We’re watching a movie now.

>>23144223
The bread looks sub par.

>>23144263
Put a ring on it you fucking animal.

>>23144368
What movie

>>23144368
What she's wearing?

>>23144333
Usually we just make fun of him for being a consoomer and try to take advantage of his autism. If you get him to post a picture of his wife standing barefoot on one of his LOTR boxsets you win the thread.

>>23144371
I have. We’ve been married since 2017

>>23144378
Pajamas.
>>23144372
The two towers extended edition

>>23144404
Describe the pajamas and how it fit to her body. Her smell, her noises... ohhhhh

>>23144407
I’m not weird like that but she has really nice legs with the perfect amount of plump. So yeah they fit great.

>>23144407

>>23144407
Like this

She looks great with short hair doesn’t she?

>>23144444

>>23144436
What in your estimation is her intelligence quotient numerical designation? Below or above the average in your indication?

>>23144223
Threads like this are a good reminder that many anons cannot fathom having even an average or homely girlfriend or wife. They latch on like drowning sailors grasping at anything that can help them live vicariously

>>23144449
105 max.

Try getting her to read romance first. Bitches love romance.

>>23144263
>>23144223
Looks unimpressive in both. I would cover her face before putting it inside of her.

>>23144247
Are you really elephant hide anon?
Prove it by posting a picture of your wife with your first edition lord of the rings.

>>23144233
>>23144240
>>23144247
He had to marry a chinese man LOL. I can imagine how beta he looks to resort to that

>>23144599
It’s never normal people in these relationships. Always the trash that nobody else wanted

>>23144223
Posting your wife on 4chan is elite digital cuckoldry. I bet you get off to these lustful comments. What other reason would a person post this?

>>23144223
You are weird.

>>23144678
This. If it’s fake then it’s a useless waste of time and weird. If that is your wife then it’s really weird. WMAF makes it weirder

>>23144606
AYO?

Ok the movie is over. I asked a simple question on how I can make my wife read. You guys didn’t have to make it cringy and weird.

>>23144709
stinky wife

>>23144449
She’s honestly smarter than me and my IQ is 116. Not the high but whatever. She is really really smart. Very well educated.

>>23144709
Show her Jorge Luis Borges' interviews about reading, man's love for reading was what got me into it again as an adult

>>23144230
Also how the fuck did this guy guess I was elephant anon? Is it because my wife showed up in my pictures sometimes?

>>23144678
>>23144687
He’s openly a pedophile

>>23144715
Looks like a dumb animal

>>23144778
>He’s openly a pedophile
lmao what

>>23144780
WMAF is always a pedophile. Ask any of them and they’ll even say that they like their Japanese wife because they view her as looking like a child. It is sick

>>23144787
>Ask any of them and they’ll even say that they like their Japanese wife because they view her as looking like a child
This is the ultimate troon projection.
Like, they like them because they look ... youthful? I think that's what you mean? autism speaks.

>>23144787
I think there might be some truth to this. Definitely some psychology. They look younger, are known for being submissive, small

>>23144793
>they look younger and known for being submissive
vs
>they're fucking children

lmfao

>>23144790
They don’t look adult and have no female characteristics. No hips, no breasts, literally indistinguishable from a preteen boy. You are both homosexual and a pedophile, there’s plenty of literature on the subject too

>>23144798
I assure you my wife has breasts and hips.

Buuuut keep posting this tranny projection from your phone

>>23144795
You’ll burn in hell for your perversions anyway. You should keep your sickness to yourself instead of posting on here. You’re like seeing a furry or tranny. Modern and disgusting. All normies know you’re a pedo, even your own parents are aware and are creeped out by you

>>23144804
That ugly bitch looks nothing like my wife. The fuck? You are so unhinged.

>>23144800
The pictures you have posted proves she's as flat as a board

>>23144800
>I assure you my wife has breasts and hips.
Source?

>>23144804
leave Mimi out of this

>>23144809
>>23144810
>ITT: anons don't know how breasts work when they are clothed
kek

>>23144812
>don't know how breasts work when they are clothed
The words of an autistic anon who collects LOTR editions and posts pictures of his wife on 4chan.

>>23144815
nobody here is autistic but you. This thread had a serious topic and it quickly derailed into seething incels who never touched a woman before.

>>23144812
The clothes follow the curves of the breasts. No curves in the clothes implies small breasts.

>>23144820
>The clothes follow the curves of the breasts. No curves in the clothes implies small breasts.
I haven't posted a single photo of here in this thread with tight clothing. You daft ?
Also can we get this thread back on topic. I'll just ignore the schizoid bumping this thread with his off topic rants about asian women and the like.

>>23144223
why are you a pedophile

>>23144804
GROSS WTF

>>23144822
The clothes don't have to be spandex. In all three pictures that you've posted, your wife is wearing sufficiently tight clothes that would bulge out if your wife had breasts larger than ping pong balls.

>>23144818
Please, explain to us "how breasts work when they are clothed" without sounding autistic.

>>23144831
>In all three pictures that you've posted, your wife is wearing sufficiently tight clothes that would bulge out if your wife had breasts larger than ping pong balls.
ok well her breasts are quite good so this is obviously incorrect. BUT I DIGRESS YET AGAIN
>>23144832
see above.

>>23144836
>actually tries
It was a trick question, anon. Lol

>>23144836
>ok well her breasts are quite good so this is obviously incorrect
Why do you keep lying? It is clear, from the three pictures that you've posted, that her breasts are not large or even medium sized.

>>23144223
What OP looks like to everyone else

>>23144798
>>23144848
>>23144804
>>23144616
meds

>>23144800
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>>23144836
Bruh...
You're actually discussing your wife's tits with strangers on the internet.

>>23144848
Audibly kek'd.

>>23144854
did a man just talk about boobbies?
we must study this scientific anomaly NOW!

>>23144848
Lol

>OP has made only 11 posts in this entire thread
>83 posts
>23 IPs
>yfw you realize one schizoid has been talking to himself and bumping this thread for 4 hours straight

>>23144859
>collects LOTR novels
>man
Choose one.

>>23144223
I don't know, maybe recommend her something that she might enjoy. My japanese wife read The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, a book on Tolkien, The Inheritance Cycle, Ico, The Kiss of the Spider Woman, a bunch of japanese mystery novels, etc. Some people just want to read relatively easy books.

>>23144869
This schizo also made a thread on /pol/.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/460598815/#460605667
https://archived.moe/bant/thread/19722815/#19722905

>>23144912
elephant anon is a glowie ? WTF

>>23144915
Quit samefagging, Clayton.

>>23144223
Baby steps, sweatie. Start with picture books, then mangas, followed by visual novels, light novels, stupid western young adult novels, and finally some real books like Infinite Jest.

>>23144939
this is actually good advice. thanks anon

>>23144940
Stfu Clayton

Why do you want your wife to read mr officer?

>>23144961
who doesn't want their wife to read?

>>23144964
kys clayton

>>23144970
>>23144945
>>23144928
>>23144912
meds

>>23144979
You're the one who should take meds, Clayton

>>23144223
not a bad slampig nice job you basedboy. just get her an audible account for her phone so she can listen to good books. Like HP Lovecrafts entire works or the entire Dune series. Tiger Tiger is also on audible.

>>23144989
ill just ignore you calling her a slampig because your advice was ok

>>23145053
Why don't you kill yourself, Clayton?

Maybe she would like to read a comic (adult ones), or a heavily illustrated one like Stardust by Neil Gaiman. Or watch a movie adaptation like The Princess Bride, and if she really likes it get the book. Maybe read to her. My sister loved when I read to her, literally would beg me for more.

>>23145072
yeah she loves romance

>>23145072
>>23145091
Quit samefagging

>>23145103
You mad white boi?

>>23144316
Apply rule of thumb.
>>23144326
A true anime convert prefers 2D because they have no scent.

>>23144337
If your dong is large enough you can buy yourself an old elephants foot umbrella stand and use that.

>>23144436
Solution to getting her to read every day. Knock her up sequentially, fill a bookshelf with Aesop's Fables, Hans Christian Anderson, Little Golden Books and Disney adaptions.
She'll be reading bed time stories for years.
Reading is for men, breeding is for women.

>>23144456
More than half the world is homely. Pleasant, friendly, loyal, intuitive, self starting, good health are all much more important than looks in the long run. The majority of women Wall early and hard, having positive aspects will keep them beautiful in their husbands eyes. The worst women in the world are aging trophy wives, stick thin from trying to keep up with the barbies, mourning her sex appeal and taking it out on those around her with a mixture of spite and entitlement.

>>23145258
She's an ugly woman with an even uglier husband

>>23145264
>OP is a dyel brownoid
Holy kek

>>23145264
lmao it turns out OP was an Indian poo the whole time

>>23145264
These people aren’t ugly, you need to get a grip on reality

>>23144436
>>23145264
I was going to say that could be anyone but it's the same branded purse...

>>23144284
You’re not my friend, pal.

The state of spam on this site sure improved a lot since they made cloudflare checks even more retarded
fucking tranny mods fucking kys

>>23145384
Go back to India

>>23145264
Why does this strange anon save photos of random people on the internet? Was it autism?

>>23145793
>pale skin
>India
If that is OP he is clearly Italian or something. Are you pretending to be completely retarded or what?

>>23145795
>>23145802
samefag
why are you pretending to be white? It's very obvious in the picture that you're an Indian man with lighter than average skin

>>23145829
>Indian
>brown hair
Pick one. Also. Those two look very happy I wish them a good life.

>>23145834
It's obvious in the picture that you have black hair, Rajeesh.

>>23145850
Having gone through these threads I haven’t seen OP say anything offensive or dumb in any of them. Why has he drawn your ire? Are you just one of those robot incels who cannot stand to see two happy people? Should you want self improvement book recommendations I have a few.

>>23145857
Why do you keep pretending to be someone else, Rajeesh?
And what makes you think I'm angry? I just don't like being lied to. You keep saying you're not Indian, when you clearly are. Stop lying.

>>23145890
You come across as generally unhinged. But your autism probably prevents y from realizing that.

>>23145966
>pot calling kettle black
Rajeesh, it's obvious that you're autistic. First, you have an autistic obsession over your Lord of the Rings collection.
Second, you have an autistic obsession over your Thai wife and her cooking.
Third, you have an autistic obsession over pretending to be white.

>>23145981
Not OP wtf

>>23145983
>Not OP wtf
Shut up, OP

>>23145857
>Having gone through these threads I haven’t seen OP say anything offensive or dumb in any of them
t. doesn't know why his nickname is "elephant anon"

>>23145991
>reeeeeee he collects books

>>23146001
>he literally doesn't know

>>23146002
No amount of schizo lore will make me vote for Joe Biden

>>23146006
You're a retard. Besides the thread where he got his moniker (for thinking some books he bought were made out of actual elephant) you can scroll up and see plenty of examples of him saying autistic-retard shit.

>>23146017
Citations are needed. You can simply >>

>>23146019
Let's just skip ahead:

>THAT'S NOT DUMB!
You're retarded.

>>23146024
Yeah but you saying these things without providing evidence or screencaps shows that you are not only a schizo but you’re a lazy one at that. And also making shit up. OP did nothing wrong in this thread jajaja

>>23146028
>Yeah but you saying these things without providing evidence or screencaps
I'm not going to provide citations and sources of OP being an autistic retard on 4chan you autistic retard on 4chan.

>>23146035
Ok but you claim you have doxxd OP (probably fake too) but you won’t provide evidence for your obsession?

>>23146028
NTA. Here's the evidence, so everyone on /lit/ can see how autistic you are.
https://files.catbox.moe/tkk8i0.png

>>23146043
>Ok but you claim you have doxxd OP
No I didn't.

>>23146048
Gem.

>>23145264
You are a bigger loser for stalking this guy.

>>23146223
At least I'm not ugly, unlike you

>>23146048
Lol my posts made it in there. I was trolling the people attacking the OP. I even used AI for some of the posts, look at the post about envy.

how is this obvious bait thread still going?

>>23146048
Not clicking your tranny box link nigger

>>23144223
Gayest and most low T thread on the board right now. Tranny mods need to suck start a shotgun for leaving this ahit up for so long

>>23146298
Seethe more incel

>>23146266
>obvious bait
It'd be bait if this were the first thread he made
>>/lit/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=elephant+anon&search_op=op

>>23146304
>Seethe more incel

>>23146312
So you hate this guy enough to stalk him because he .:: collects books?

>>23145264
Her arms are bigger than his HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>23146429
>you hate this guy because he's haughty, arrogant, proud, insolent, lofty, contemptuous, angry, ireful, sullen, wrathful, avaricious, covetous, materialist, consumerist, prodigal, lecherous, lewd, lustful, et al
yes

>>23145264
Kek the stereotype of dysgenic dyels and bugs keeps proving itself over and over again

/lit/erally speaking, how do i get a wife?

>>23145264
That's a fine looking couple

>>23145986
What a schizo, yuck
>>23146227
Doubt

>>23144223
It is better to pick a wife who reads (like mine does, one of the reasons I picked her) than to try and convince a non-reader to take up reading. You could try audio books, I suppose... My wife and I often share a book that way.

>>23146535
>>23146552
Quit samefagging, OP

>>23146480
Just choose the very first person to ever approach you or to show kindness.

>>23146480
Hmm.. I have a wife, and have had one for nearly 30 years now... Not really sure how I got her... Glad I did, though. The key to that gladness is finding someone who is just as scornful of mainstream life as you are, though... Also, it is good to bear in mind that marriage is not supposed to be fun. It CAN be fun, wonderfully joyful, but that is not the main goal. The goal is to work together as a team to get through life.

>>23144223
>Husbant, you spent all our money on books. No we are homerress

>>23146634
What a depressing and stupid post, old man. I am glad you can refrain from killing yourself cause sounds like you want to.

>>23144240
notice he didnt say vagina

>>23146590
Cope

>>23145264
His wife is amazingly cute kill yourself jealous faggot

it's gotten to the point with this board where now i yearn for the days of slightly better bait threads.

>>23146987
op asked a legit question and it turned into a schizo fest because he has an Asian wife

>>23147115
Stop being disingenuous, you dysgenic dyel buglover

>>23147476
meds

>>23146880
shes not even slightly attractive you horned up libtard

>>23144333
shes a 6/10 tb h

>>23147576
I’m a yellow fever weeb and I will answer this objectively. Asian women beauty is very subjective. OPs wife has beautiful eyes, big puffy cheeks, and a cute nose and face shape. I think she is at least an 8/10. But then again this is subjective. Most Americans or western people like ugly Asians more. Op wife is more pretty for the chink standard see? That’s probably why you don’t like her.

>>23146728
Ypu sound naive, pampered and low IQ even for a teenager

>>23147592
>I'm a yellow fever weeb
That's . . . not something to be proud of

>>23146880
Your wife is ugly
You're ugly also

>>23147592
>Op wife is more pretty for the chink standard see?
No she's not. She has dark skin, a wide face, and isn't slim. I'd say she's middle to upper-end of average but looks don't matter when you're married (everyone gets old and ugly eventually and even when you have a 10/10 gf you get tired of fucking her after a few months if the relationship is based on looks/sex).

>>23148258
He is handsome and my wife is beautiful

>>23148442
>*He* is handsome
>*my* wife is beautiful
Anyone a mile away can see you pretending to be someone else, you stupid Indian autist.

>>23148444
It was a typo, you moron. Obviously meant to say "his" wife. You guys need to take your meds.

Why does it matter to you? If she is indeed this amazing woman who you absolutely didn't just import because you were unable to attract a woman without offering them a green card.. well then I am sure you'll love and support her in whatever she's doing, be it not reading and being an asian 7 (yes I did see the 2nd picture if I hadn't I'd be wondering if she wasn't just some 12 year old tomboy you stole based on the first picture)

>>23147115
op is either larping by using pics from some random person's socials (more likely) or mentally stunted (and not even in the fun way) enough to earnestly think posting pictures of his wife in the absolute dog's dick of the internet was a good idea (less likely)

>>23148477
I would assume that it’s a woman he likes and he’s angry at the other guy for taking her. Originally, when I saw this thread I thought it was the woman herself talking in third person and fishing for compliments.

>>23148481
>>23148477
Meds

>>23145264
>>23144223
Take her out to a bookshop and have her pick out her own book. Then bring her to the beach or somewhere and read together...

>>23148677
I’m gonna buy her lord of the rings Thai edition she loves LOTR but English is burdensome for her to read for long periods of time.

>>23144223
>instinctively despises goyslop
dare i say based maybe she's a good cook

>>23148730
Sounds good, I'm happy for you

>>23148677
>>23148730
>>23148760
samefag
kys

>>23145264
>those eyebrows
He is so ugly, he deserves to die

>>23145264
OP is hideous holy cow

>>23145264
What a pair of ugly motherfuckers

>>23145264
>OP is a weak scrawny Indian uggo
Not surprised

>>23149119
>>23149133
>>23149136
>>23149188
Stop
Bumping this thread chang

I'm ain't reading all this gay shit. Bye.

>>23149358
It’s unironically a rice dick raging and seething that a white guy is fucking one of his women for 200 posts

>>23149335
>>23149374
>white guy
Why are you pretending to be white, Rajeesh? It's obvious in your photo that you're indian.

>>23145264
>those arms
Further proof that yellow fever "men" are weak, powerless bugs.

>>23149382
>>23149394
Fuck off ricenigger stop bumping your retarded seethe thread

>>23149434
Go back to India

>>23149713
Kys ricenigger you made 100+ posts in this thread. Having a micro penis hurts huh

>>23149754
Take a shit in the streets, Rajeesh

Bumping this thread for the comfy schizo posting

>>23144223
curious george?

My wife is cute I love her and these freaks that spent the last two days on this thread please seek help.

>>23150834
Step 1:
>close this tab and don't open the thread again
Step 2:
>never post pictures of loved ones on 4chan
Step 3:
>no more new threads about your LOTR collection (you fucked that up by posting personal details)

Sorry, anon. I've had some laughs at your expense but odds are things will move away from funny to just mean-spirited the longer you stick around.

>>23151127
That picture he posted is almost 10 years old. Don’t give a shit. Yeah I was skinny then. Also it’s distorted because it was one of those cheap fish eye lens cameras. Dude really replied to his own post 17 times. Lmao

God, I wish I could marry a Japanese woman. Plz recommend me some book about nip women, I don't know, some about worshiping them, simp or fetishising japanese women. I love them.

>>23151231
I hope that the authorities are diligent about keeping close watch on all rice cookers as likely pedophiles.

>>23151249
Project more weirdo

>>23151252
>n-no u!!
>i want a selected subspecies that looks like children for normal reasons!!

>>23151249
I'm a pedophile just because I bought a rice cooker?

>>23151260
This is extremely unhinged dangerously and just scary if you’re being serious. Grow up

>>23151264
Pointing out your latent pedophilia is my civic duty. Nothing unhinged about protecting children.

>>23151277
>liking youthful women is a sign of pedophilia
Kill yourself nigger

>>23151280
I didn‘t say youthful; I said a subspecies that looks like children.

>>23151302
Racist piece of shit.

>>23151302
You need to be over the age of 18 to post on this site

>>23151302
Based and making dysgenic, low T yellowfever dyels seethe

>>23151317
>>23151302
Why are seething white foids posting on /lit/?

*whiny bitch dyel voice*
>Why are seething white foids posting on /lit/

Abandon thread.

>>23151223
>HE is handsome and MY wife is beautiful
Even if that wasn't OP there's no way to recover from it.

>>23151541
It’s the same samefagging schizo who has been bumping this thread for days. Are you retarded?
>71 ip
>223 posts

>>23151541
meds

>>23151604
It's OP who's been bumping his own thread.

>>23151604
There are far more anons ITT making fun of OP than there are anons defending him. OP, like most retards, also has a habit leaning on "no you" as a retort. >>23151623
>He is handsome and my wife is beautiful (>>23148442)

>>23151223
>"Don’t give a shit."
>samefags like a swarm of bees
Sure thing, OP.
The fact of the matter is, you are ugly and autistic, and we would appreciate if you would stop posting pictures of your ugly face.

>>23151604
>you could say things got ugly but, then again, the thread started with a picture of OPs wife

>>23152118
kek

>>23144223
I'm not OP and I think his wife is very cute, they make a nice couple.
>>23151231
I'm with you bud, Murakami captures the character of Japanese women pretty well in his novels. South Of The Border West Of The Sun is hot

>>23152365
>I'm not OP
That's exactly what OP would say to disguise himself
Kill yourself, OP

>>23152371
meds

>>23152372
How about you stop dressing like a faggot?

>>23152380
I'm not OP. How many times do I have to say that? He's probably busy in bed with the wife.

>>23152388
Your wife fakes her orgasms because your dick's so small that you can't even get her pregnant. You're a limp dicked Indian loser cuckold who gets off to posting pictures of your wife on the internet for anonymous strangers to jack off to them.

>>23151865
>>23152405
>>23152388
>>23152380
>>23152372
>>23152372
>>23152365
No I’m OP. I have barely posted in this thread. Maybe like 6 posts total. Why are you using that old ass photo btw? Where did you even find that lmao! That was funny. I laughed really hard. Thanks for making my week anon.

Here’s a more recent photo for proof that I’m OP. You can post this one from now on. I usually get my eyebrows done but stopped years ago. That photo you posted was from 2016.

>>23153697
medbug

>>23153706
I’m gonna keep posting my book collection on /lit/. I’m glad my books offend you. I’ll be honest I can’t stand some collectors like the crypto millionaires who buy everything out. I don’t do that I actually collect things for reasons other than rarity and value.

>>23153711
How do you afford all those rare lord of the rings books? What do you do for a living?

>>23153771
I just set aside a savings to spend on books and other collectibles I want. But I’m pretty smart about books. The key is never overpaying. Try to underpay. For instance I never buy from eBay. I always go for live auctions as there is less competition. Etc. forumauctions is my go to lately. Also buy from real people without websites. Trade groups on Facebook are great. Make friends. Old collectors must eventually part with their collections and are usually not concerned with profit but care only about who their collection goes to.

>>23153788
That's very interesting. I've never been to a live auction before. How can you tell if they're auctioning Lord of the Rings books? Or do you just go there everyday and hope to get lucky?
I want some Lord of the Rings books too. Where do you find trade groups on Facebook?

>>23153829
I would share the groups I’m in but there’s a really crazy dude here who is stalking me enough to find a photo from 2016 that I probably posted a long time ago. Give me a throwaway email or something and I’ll tell you further. But the live auctions are broadcasted on forumauctions, sothebys, etc. that’s where I got my pristine 1957 set. You can’t find sets like that on eBay. No way. And certainly not for 1800 GBP which is what I paid. A set like that runs for 8k on eBay.

>>23153843
Are you going to bid on this one?
My email is lordoftherings932 @ gmail dot com
By the way, do you have any rare editions of the Hobbit?

>>23153865
No that set will go for $12,-15,000

The two towers alone is worth $4,000+. Ok you can talk to me offline

>>23153875
You have to send me an email so I can talk to you offline.

>>23153697
Truly disgusting

>>23153898
Which one?

>>23153919
Both, especially this one

>>23153697
Truly beautiful, your wife is gorgeous and you are a Chad. Who is your favourite Lord Of The Rings character?

Do nippon women smell like sea crabs or like fish stores?

>>23153930
It's Bilbo Baggins because he's short just like my penis

>>23153893
I’m at work I’ll send you an email when I get home.

>>23153697
handsome man and beautiful wife

>>23153952
Okay, thanks.

I'll never understand the weird crab bucket spazzing people exhibit in this thread. Op looks normal and his wife is cute, those are just facts.

>>23154069
How much longer are you going to samefag, OP?

>>23144223

Imagine trying to recover from the elephant hide incident by posting your mid gook girlfriend on the 4chinz like it's some kind of flex. Whenever I think I'm pathetic, all I have to do is see cringe like this and things don't seem quite as bad.

>>23144223
The ancient texts teach us that women are basically children, so perhaps you could try reading to her at bedtime?

>>23154102
You sound jealous or something tho?

>>23153697
You look Egyptian.

>>23153697
Where do you work?

>>23154269
Golden Triangle Regional Airport

>>23153697
>No I’m OP. I have barely posted in this thread. Maybe like 6 posts total.
Lol, sure.

>>23154322
meds

>>23154346
>HE is handsome and MY wife is beautiful
Lol

>>23154378
That was a typo.

>>23154387
>accidentally admits he wrote it
Fuck you're dumb. It isn't even a good excuse (no one has ever accidentally hit M-Y when the meant to write H-I-S). Lol

>>23154387
>>23154378
>>23154394
Nobody is stupid enough to believe that anyone would mistype my and his. It’s probably the schizo who is stalking OP talking to himself again. In that case meds. Just look at these post times.

>>23154394
This >>23154412

>>23154412
It was a guy making a joke or trolling. Either way, you are all nutcases and I pray for you.

>>23154412
It's impossible to tell for sure but if you've been in other threads about his LOTR collection he has a pattern. He has also been caught in obvious lies about his posts as well (e.g. he used to have weird formatting and denied he had written posts defending him that bore that mark).

Anyway, attributing all the derision he receives to a single poster is laughable. Besides, as long as the posts of this (theoretically) singular schizo are funny, who cares?

>>23154425
The fact that the same individual keeps referencing it long after everyone else forgot about it makes me think that he posted it.

>>23154434
You’re not getting the fact that one raging incel ricedick has been flooding this thread and bumping it to keep it alive for three days but didn’t expect OP to come back and actually post a new photo of himself. Notice how he stopped spamming “Indian” and “Rajesh” which was posted 29 times in this thread. What kind of Indian has hazel colored eyes and chestnut brown hair? Me thinks it’s a seething chink retard who can’t stand to see a cute Asian girl with a white dude. Also he is from /pol/. If you reverse image search the old picture he posted it, he posted the same photo on 3 threads on /pol/ two days ago.

>>23154450
>unnecessarily long sperg to assert it's just one person mocking OP
First, those posts obviously served their purpose if you're that hung up. Second, most threads involve a few people making over half the posts while others pop in. Third, the fact that anon (or anons) called you out for samefagging reduces your nonsense to "no you" which automatically means you've lost the thread.

>>23154476
>you
I’m not who you were just talking to son. I just popped in. Anyway you guys are full on incels and need to get some pussy. Books are great but this kind of behavior is cringe as fuck.

>>23154484
>OP posts pictures of his mid-wife on 4chan and gets upset when the inevitable ensues
You're not helping the cause, mate.

>>23154490
>retarded illogical post instead of actual response
I’m not OP? Meds.

>>23154495
He's a schizo. You can't convince him.

>>23154495
Never said you were, retard. There's no way to tell and the fact some anon called OP samefag only to have anon(s) fall back to "no you" means he derailed/upset you. Simple as.

>>23154517
I’m merely stating the obvious. The posts calling him ugly are blatantly the same person 99% of the time. He doesn’t even bother to switch up the insults. Also they aren’t even remotely ugly people. Kek.

>>23154517
Didn't happen.

>>23154527
>The posts calling him ugly are blatantly the same person 99% of the time.
Have to disagree and the fact you're holding onto the idea as if it were a life preserver wouldn't be a good look even if it were true.
>Also they aren’t even remotely ugly people
OP isn't handsome and if he's average height he borders on unattractive (he looks pretty hairy, has bulbous droopy eyes, and his hair is dried out). His wife is definitely above him in terms of physical attractiveness (i.e. he did well for himself) but she's still mid (and the short haircut makes he look older).

Anyway, what's entertaining here is people cracking jokes about them while others cope. Even if it was a single schizo posting insults (it wasn't) he won the thread.

>>23154553
Holy cringe why do you even care

>>23154557
>no you
See. When that's all you have to offer it means you've lost.

>>23154564
This is the part where I say meds.

>>23154568
No you.

>>23153865
OP here again
Sent you an email.
Monitor is the new Alienware 2k if you guys are wondering. Hobbit is a 1st edition 1948.

>>23154614
How many LOTR sets do you own? Have you ever thought about collecting scholarly articles related to Tolkien/LOTR as well (e.g. researching in journals and ordering issues)? Might be cool to have a little academic library as an aside to the LOTR collection.

>>23154640
I have a lot but I strictly adhere to first editions. I have a complete history of middle earth 1st edition set. It’s worth maybe $1,000. That’s as far as I’ll go right now. I know people that collect everything Tolkien related even just things his name pops up in as an editor or if he wrote a blurb dating all the way back to the 1920s. Tolkien fanatics go far beyond myself. I like to collect more than just Tolkien so I can’t only buy Tolkien stuff like they do.

>>23154648
Yeah, but if you have a genuine interest and aren't simple hoarding it seems like having an addendum collection of academic materials about Tolkien/LOTR would be cool to have.

>>23154669
The history of middle earth set is your go to if all you want pertains to LOTR. You can’t beat it. It’s all of tolkiens writings on and about the creation of LOTR compiled by Christopher Tolkien himself.

>>23154669
>>23154670
By the way the lays of beleriand is by far the best. It’s most of Tolkien’s epic long form poetry he wrote for LOTR that went unpublished concerning many tales of middle earth. Safe to say it’s amazing. Particularly it concerns Beren and Luthien and the children of Huron which were later turned into full books from these.

>>23154687
Tolkien is such tacky dogshit. No wonder he’s so popular.

>>23146768
but he DID mention anus

>>23154614
Sorry to bother you, OP, but Google deleted my throwaway.
Can you send another email to lordoftherings932 @ proton dot me
Anyways, ignore all the haters in this thread. There are people like me who like seeing your Lord of the Rings collections.

>>23154687
I wasn't thinking lore guides or anything. Academic takes on his work and how it stands in literary criticism. There's probably History of Fantasy articles in such journals that put him into an interesting context.

/// Boyd qualified his opinion, noting that the evidence could be interpreted in other ways /// There is usually a period of shakedown with new technology /// Sit down and have some lunch, then go round and do the glad-handing afterwards /// If you need help, just call on Mike. He can come at the drop of a hat /// That rinky-dink shelf is likely to collapse if you fill it with books /// James Addison Baker was the consummate master at actually getting things done in Washington /// I could hear the champagne fizz as he poured it into my glass /// In all human affairs, there is virtue in a successor's not being a precise simulacrum of the predecessor whom he or she follows /// The country's criminal and civil courts were creaking at the seams in spite of efforts to shore them up /// The boat was hit by a squall north of the island /// This is a draft manuscript waiting for an editor to impose coherence and to smooth over mangled grammar, malapropisms and political oversimplifications /// Children who expect a supportive response to their emotional displays are more likely to express emotion, whereas children who expect a negative interpersonal response report dissembling emotional expression /// People left so much food on their plates and crumpled a few dollar bills down, as though it were an offering, expiation for the wasted food /// The most erudite people in medical research attended the conference /// In issue two, Chang wanders around gibbering like a raw-meat lunatic /// Hope you got enough poontang to last you till next time /// Companies blame the economy for the lay offs, while workers chalk it up to bad management /// He was reeling a little. He must be very drunk /// Two new natural-gas plants should help slake the country's demand for power /// Roses climbed the trellises /// In 37 years with British Rail, I saw how station staff always bore the brunt of public anger over fare rises /// He's constantly switching up his cadence and his delivery /// I opened the gate, and was immediately set on by a large dog /// We were tucked away in a secluded corner of the room /// What you've got to do is to ///pal up with the fellows; then they'll stick to you /// You should do the math for your project rather than accept someone else's fuzzy accounting /// Next in line would be his surviving siblings, and the progeny of any deceased siblings /// Muttering under my breath, I chose a pair of russet trousers, a cream poloneck angora and lambswool jumper and a tweedy jacket /// The chits are drawn sequentially to determine the current order of play /// He was battered unconscious /// Docks are like open parking lots, whereas a slip is equal to a dedicated space /// It really bummed me out that she could have helped and didn't /// Local hospital closures are deeply emotive ///

to the surprise of literally nobody, our good friend the schizo is having a meltdown on /pol/ now. Seems like he just has a meltdown any time an interracial relationship is posted.

>>>/pol/460940281
>>>/pol/460942803

>>23144223
i dont think she liked the cuban sandwich

the thread that saved /lit/

>>23155277
If I ever get with a qt Tom boy japanese girl I’m gonna take her to get a Cuban sandwich

>>23144223
stinky ugly wife

>>23155281
>IPs before this post: 93
>IPs after this post: 93

oh no no no no no

>>23155286
no shit i called her stinky like 4 days ago

>>23155287
That you admitted this I hold you with some level of respect. I bet she smells like jasmine though.

>>23155291
aquarium and halitosis

>>23155295
Lilac and gooseberries

>>23144247
shutup you soul less bug fucker

Test

A man a plan a canal panama

Bump limit reached. Goodbye, all you faggots.

>>23146634
you have never heard of golden parashoots for the CEO, how they can drive the company to ground, and get hundreds of millions for the effort. like modern marriage!

Elephant anon threads are always the best

>>23144263
one part of me is happy for you and one part of me wants you to both be miserable

>>23156846
>best
I meant worst