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23120358 No.23120358 [Reply] [Original]

You are procrastinating. Get the fuck back to work. That 'next great novel' won't write itself.

>> No.23121097
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>>23120358
>novel
What kind of simpleton retard do you think I am? I am inventing an entirely new kind of literature with my work.

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>"i'll just eat for a bit and watch something, then i'll work"
>look at clock
>11:42pm

>> No.23121340

Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays are my writing days.

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>>23120358
More people will see my shitposts than my book, though. 4chan is the last bastion of free expression in self-publication.

>> No.23121357

>>23120358
You're right, but a dumb fuck like me ain't gonna write it anyways so...

>> No.23121902

>>23120358
I'm not a writer, I'm a reader.

>> No.23121972

I've done more editing this week even though I'm sick.

>> No.23121994

>>23120358
No. I got told it was good and now I don't want to finish it.

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It pretty much does

>> No.23122812

I'm finishing the first draft of my novel. I've spent about 5 years on it because the slightest piece of criticism makes me feel like an idiot and unworthy of writing anything.

>> No.23122820

>>23122812
it probably sucks anyway, you should trash it and start over

>> No.23122826

>>23122812
Literally every writer is sensitive about their work, that's part of putting time and effort into something. Steel yourself, show the world you can be great

>> No.23122879

>>23120358
Nothing I write will ever surpass reality.
> a clergyman at Cambridge University horsewhipped another clergyman after hearing that he had said grace without mentioning Jesus because a Jew was present

>> No.23122885

>>23122879
hot damn that's based

>> No.23122889

>>23120358
Fine asshole

>> No.23122906

>>23120358
You are mistaken. I'm just a shitpost poet.

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>>23120358
I'm sorry for being a lazy retard, please just spare me another decade, I'll finish by then

>> No.23122952

Why would I write in such an antiquated medium?

>> No.23123024

>>23120358

nobody reads

>> No.23123144

>>23120358
Than you anon you finally motivated me to write that mlp steampunk fan fic