/lit/ - Literature

/b/ is the kid in high school who smells like piss and wears the same Korn shirt every day.

Hell no.

noko in all fields cause he doesnt know which field to put it in. Also you dont have to noko /lit/ its a slow board.

I say we hold out for /trv/

>>2309247
what if /trv/ says no? is that a yes?

Is this what /lit/ has come to? Being asked out by fucking /b/ of all boards? At this rate we'll probably end up with /b/ because no one else likes us, and even if they did we'd just act snobby and put them off.

What about... us...

/mu/, /fa/, /fit/ would be a better match for us; we're probably one of the most attractive boards, and our standards should reflect that.

>>2309258
but your the hot english teacher <3

>>2309261
/fa/ and /fit/ are going together, better ask /mu/ before it's to late

>>2309267
No, /lit/ is clearly a lady board, /mu/ should ask us.

Um... /lit/...?

>>2309247
I agree. Travel literature is the bomb. Every good philosopher agrees.

&*vvv~REPOST THIS IF YOU ARE A STRONG, CONFIDENT LITERATURE BOARD~vvv*&
~~~WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN~~~

>>2309271
You're our nerdy friend that we'll use as a backup if nobody attractive asks us out.

You really won't do better than /b/. If you want to go to the damned thing, you had best say yes. The thing about /b/ is that we have options. Do you? Oh, you could go with those /k/ rednecks! Wouldn't that be delightful? The reek of gun oil, deer blood and Budweiser in a '72 pickup. Now put on a nice dress and get in the damn car.

>>2309280
Oh... I was really hoping that we could...

Oh, oh... okay, I understand....

I hope you have a good time...

>>2309282
>/b/
>options
Every other board hates you though.

>>2309282

Typical /b/. Always with the thinly-veiled allusions to rape, never remembers the cloying taste of Mace.

Yes, let's go with /b/, they're the most powerful board, we'd be dumb not to say yes.

>>2309290
ALSO ANONYMOUS IS LEGION, AND /B/ IS FULL OF REALLY COOL GUYS WITH BIG PEE-PEE'S AND WE WANT THEM IN OUR BUTTS.

/mu/ here, I thought we already asked you, you were our first choice.

Would you like to go to the 4chan ball with us, just think of the magical moments we will have dancing to Neutral Milk Hotel.

>>2309290
I mean... if you don't have any other options...

You could do worse than... I mean we have been friends for a long time...

>>2309282
>Oh, you could go with those /k/ rednecks! Wouldn't that be delightful? The reek of gun oil, deer blood and Budweiser in a '72 pickup.
Sounds like a decent book.

I reckon we should just go with /mu/. /sci/ is full of pseudo-narcissistic assholes, /v/ has terrible acne and /b/ jacked off to the P.E teacher in the showers. Sure, /mu/ is scared of girls but I'm sure if we feign interest in some mid-tier P4K garbage it'll be a relatively painless evening. You never know, could have drugs.

>>2309288
A valid point, though you are forgetting: Every board hates every other board.
>>2309284
Indeed.

>Most popular board around asks nerdy board to prom.

>Reservations due to rape vibe.

Look at all this samefagging.
/co/ here and you /b/tards are pretty fucking desperate.

>>2309302
/co/ is mad as fuck because /b/ is making moves on /lit/

>>2309296
I would love to go with /mu/

>>2309305
>>2309302
Oh, is /co/ a thing? I do not believe I have heard of it.

>>2309305
QED Comic Books<<<<<<<Real Literature

Do we really need two threads on page 0 for this /soc/ bullshit?

Nobody smart comes here.

>>2309299
/mu/ is known for having an ounce of weed taped on the back

>>2309275

Other thread already decided /sci/

>>2309296
yes! /lit/ go out with us, we will have magical times together that we will never forget
with love from a /mu/tant

/b/, this is /lit/ we have convened. We will come with you, however you may not rape and we will only go with you if /soc/ says no to you orangutans.

>>2309315
/sci/ducks deciding e/lit/ists =! e/lit/ists deciding /sci/ducks

>>2309316
>>2309314

It is settled then. We shall reject the permavirgin /sci/fags in favour of the jobless stoners of /mu/.

>>2309320

Can you just decide like that? Doesn't there have to be a consensus or something?

>>2309324
Hush now /sci/

>>2309321
Seems legit.
Totally not samefag.

>>2309321

SABOTEUR FROM /B/ MASQUERADING AS A BEAUTIFUL E/LIT/IST

LIES

LIES FROM THE MISOGYNISTIC DEPTHS OF /B/

>>2309321
Yeah...No raping....Sure....

>>2309320
We aren't all stoners.
Jobless though. We're trying to get our band signed

>>2309324
Cry more

>>2309282
>"Gun oil"
>Implying deer blood has a smell
>Implying /k/ drinks anything but hungarian scotch and russian vodka
>Implying /k/ drives something as fuel inefficient as a pickup truck
Confrimed for Chris's butthurt samefagging

>>2309327
one does not simply ask /b/ to the winter ball

>>2309321
>seriously thinking about /b/

nope nope nope

>>2309329
I remember a thread where /mu/tants posted their study. 50% philosophy, 25% something with music and 25% engineers. So yeah, jobless.

>>2309324
I sure hope someone isn't implying consensus is a legitimate reason to make decision

>>2309331
Confirmed for redneck. And the names David.

>>2309321
/b/ here

were not goin with u fags anymore
just found out your all over 25. too old, pls go
also tits or gtfo
not that we wanna see them anyway..
losers

>>2309329

Frankly your immediate access to weed is your greatest strength. I would milk the hopeless hipster angle for all its worth, else we might decide to go with the rich and successful /sci/faggots.

/lit/ also demands the sacrifice of three untainted virgins. I'm sure you have some in your midst.

Will /lit/ go with us??

We can talk about The Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones. It'll be a blast!

I vote for /sci/. There has been unbearable sexual tension between us for years now.

/mu/ are just like a worse version of ourselves -- to go with them would be to settle.

>>2309346
>trying to impress /lit/
>mentions Game of Thrones
You just fucked up. If you'd mentioned Sherlock you'd have stood a much better chance.

>>2309346

That depends. On the one hand we could have some interesting conversations about the translation of a literary narrative to a visual screenplay, but on the other hand /mu/ deals drugs.

Unless you can provide us with the Ketamine we so desperately need to fuel our creative drives, I'm afraid we're taken.

>>2309328
Is no one else mildly disturbed by /b/'s pic on this one?

>>2309355
They're going to let us sleep on their couch then fondle us as we slumber?
Although I thought /lit/ was the english teacher...

oh god

>>2309344
Perhaps you misunderstood. We aren't all stoners, but we are involved in bands/music projects. That means we could get pretty much whatever drug we would want. Or not. Whatever you want.

Whoa, sorry! Didn't mean to barge in, didn't know you had visitors.

/mu/ here
This is a formal invitation to the winter ball. Want to come with us?

>>2309364

Depends. Do you like this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw

>>2309364
see
>>2309296
C'mon son! You's slippin'

>>2309369
>song
Come on. You could have at least asked about an album. ;)

>>2309374
yeah, it's like asking us for our favorite chapter of a book

>>2309378
Exactly.

>>2309360
You and I both know you are going to get back together with /pol/, don't even try to kid yourself.

>>>/sci/4231443

>>2309378
>>2309374
>>2309380

/lit/ and /mu/ confirmed for being equally pedantic. The contract is sealed.

>>2309383
/sci/ made that thread themselves.

/mu/ and /lit/ are the perfect couple. I can imagine the stunted awkward hipster sex they'll be having already.

>>2309386
obscure sex positions alldayeveryday

>>2309386
Please choose us /lit/.

We can leave halfway through after deciding that proms are beneath us and stop off at a KFC car park to fuck.

>>2309386

It'll be wonderful. Imagine the hideous, two-headed offspring, speaking in fragmented Russian and strumming a cheap plastic Strat.

>>2309389

The contract is sealed. Now, go to /sci/ and enforce your masculine dominance. You have won.

Forever yours, /lit/ :3

>>2309393
yes!
alpha male mode on

/lit/ + /mu/ 5eva <3

>>2309396
>/mu/
>alpha

pick one

/lit/ and /mu/ is a match made in heaven: Masculine females and feminine boys.

Yes, let's go with /mu/. You have my vote.

Thanks /lit/. Here's what some of /mu/ looks like.
I have a better pic of him all dressed up but it won't post.
I promise we aren't all neckbeards.

Hey guys, I made you this picture <3.

>>2309415
It should have had a potato head

>>2309415
ahahahaha
oh /mu/, you are so funny

>>2309410
/mu/, /lit/, and /fa/ are the least neckbeard populated boards. It is known.

>>2309420
the hipster trisect.

>>2309296
>/lit/: So what's the deal? Are we going to dance?
>/mu/: Nah, the music here is too mainstream, let's go back to my place ;)
>/lit/: Oh okay, this should be good :3

Later on

>/lit/: So what do you wan-
>/mu/: Listen to this
http://iloveyoujesus.ytmnd.com/
>/mu/: This is real music, can't you just feel the amazing emotion and passion coursing through your ears. Isn't this far better than that shit we were listening too earlier on?
>/lit/: Well.... I guess it's kind-
>/mu/: EYE LUUV YOOO JEEESUS KEEEREYEEEEST

The best part of this, is that /sci/ is genuinely frustrated.

>>2309428
I thought they hated us, anyway. Or maybe it was sexual tension after all.

>>2309428
what normally only happens to /sci/ in real life just happened on the internet. /sci/ is probably going to hate us forever

> lit
> lady

What the fuck ? Lit is clearly a handsome mysterious glasses-wearing man.

>>2309429

They're taking it pretty hard, could be that they had feelings.

I take pleasure in being able to stamp on them.

>>2309433
Sorry, but /lit/ is clearly less masculine than /mu/.
/lit/ is a lady board.

>>2309433
nope frumpy ponytail wearing girl

and then you take off the glasses and put on a dress and it turns out you have HUGE tits

>>2309432

I know, isn't it brilliant? =]

Seriously though, they were taking us for granted earlier. Womanizing scum. I'm so much happier now that we're with the tattooed, pierced, smack-addicted artists from /mu/.

>>>/mu/22011762

We have to really act on this. Before we know it, our options are going to end up looking like /b/, /x/, and /tv/.

I know no one wants that.

>>>/sci/4231443

Your reminder that /sci/ has always been, and will always be, a loveless, spiteful board, home of the neckbeard and refuge of narcissistic faggotry.

>>2309438
>>2309439
>>2309441
>>2309443
>>2309445

Sigh,, why every good board i go must be a lady-board ? Sci is a lady too, i guess ?

>>2309464
are you a lady/

>>2309471

?

>>2309471
You know it's never good when you have to ask that.

Honey, could you sort this out for me please?

>>>/sci/4231671

Thank you. =3

>>2309478

/lit/ is asking /lit/ for help?

>>2309478
Sure thing babe.

>>2309481
Disregard her, she's been acting a tad strange as of late, maybe it't time for a visit to the doctor.

>>2309478
Honey, I get your little rendezvous with your 'wild side', but you're beginning to make a spectacle of yourself.

Now get yourself together and come clean up your damn kids.

I'll be off to work soon, but when I come back I better not see any more of this tomfoolery, and there goddamn better be dinner on the table. Give a kiss to children for me.

>>2309492
now youre just being weird

>>2309492
SHE PICKED ME MAN LET IT GO

>>2309492
Look, you're clearly delusional, have you been on the drink again. It's been months since /lit/ has had anything to do with you, let it slip.

Did you ever do anything with /r9k/, they seemed pretty into you when I was talking to them.

Keep safe.

Everyone in this thread is male.

>>2309492
YOU WEREN'T RESPECTING HER
and that's what you get, it looks that you aren't that smart

>>2309504
holy shit
>dat perspective

>>2309504
>male

Guys... I'm sorry for making this.

I'm very very sorry.

>>2309520
yeah i mean what's the actual event

>>2309521
>not lesbians

Wtf you up to nigga?

the fuck happens on friday?

>>2309521
BEAUTIFUL

>>2309521

HE DOES NOT HAVE THE HEAD OF A POTATO

DRAW IT AGAIN

>>2309521
Daww

>>2309530
IT'S A FUCKING TAMBOURINE

/sci/ is too busy learning about the mysteries of the universe to be bothered with such nonsense.

lit is feminine males? this is news to me because since ive been here all I've heard about is kerouac, camus and Nietzsche. There isn't a more masculine genre than these

>>2309521
:3

>/sci/ is too busy being alone/masturbating
FTFY

>>2309537

It's a pie, you spastic.

sci and r9k will be the two nerdy guys who share a cab out of convenience rather than friendship and also because they share ">that feel when no gf"

>>2309541

For the purposes of upsetting /sci/, we have temporarily acquired rosy red cheeks and a magnificent rack.

Do not fear, we will resume normal operations in a matter of days.

>>2309548
So lit's identity is a bit more dynamic, fluctuating most likely with whatever book they're engrossed with? That's about right. Well done. A+

I still say we ask /diy/ before they're taken

I'm pretty sure they'll put out

>>2309556
shut up donald you're retarded

>>2309556
no

>>2309556
Get out Doland.

>>2309556
if it's sex you want go for soc

>>2309556
Nobody wants /mu/ to ask /diy/. Fuck off

>>2309556
everybody /mu/tant hates you, so why are you speaking for us. you're pathetic

>>2309563

>/soc/

I want sex, not crabs

>>2309556

/mu/ can provide us with the drugs we desperately require to synthesize anything approaching originality. It is a parasitic relationship founded on mutual desires and a shared hatred of /sci/.

That feel when even /ic/ and /p/ are repulsed by the /sci/entologists

>>>/ic/1097874

>introverted nerd girl with a genuine love of the arts beguiled by hipster poseur

god-dammit, why does this always happen?

>>2309583

because she never liked you in the first place

>>2309583

> Introverted nerd girl dominated and broken by a four-hundred-pound walking wall of sickly jello that thinks he knows something about science
> Thank God this didn't happen

I say we go with the fat lazy slobs from /tv/. At least if they try to rape us we can knee them in the balls and outrun them.

I think /lit/ would fall for a bad boy, what's the gun board? does that fit the description of rebel?

>pony
>obnoxious
>tripfag

I'm actually glad you decided to show up.
Filtered.

Greetings from /mu/, just wanted to say thanks for playing along.

Also no one likes the ponyfag, feel free to redirect it to /b/ or something.

To make this /lit/ related, I'm a fan of John Muir.

>>2309593
/k/

Oh god no, big fat guys talking about bullets. No. Hell no.

/fit/ would be the bad boy, but he's going out with /fa/

>>2309599

/k/ is married to /an/ anyway.