/lit/ - Literature

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>>2308791

Man up, quit that "please respond thing".

please respond

please respond

Who the hell are /sp/?

Aren't they from algebra class or something?

>>2308801
we're the Mark Zuckerburg of 4chan

Yeah, why not.

>>2308804
So an outcast? A duck out of water? The smelliest fart lost in the perfume section?

is this like a debutante ball? are you supposed to be a girl asking us out? or are we the girl in this case?

if we're the girl maybe we should take it, since you're /sp/ you're persona is jocky and popular and athletic no?

if we're the dude being asked then we're obviously too neurotic and enclosed and socially awkward that we're going to say no.

>>2308809
precisely

>>2308811
I've always thought of lit as a dyke, so I'm pretty sure we're both girls.

sorry /lit/, but you took too long

/mu/ said yes

/sp/ is too desperate and /lit/ would never go to a dance anyway.

>>2308801
it stands for Stupic Plebians.

>>2308819
if anything we'd end up going platonically with /r9k/. i'm pretty sure we're both romantically interested in each other but we're both too pussy to do anything about it.

I vote for /s/. They sure do look good.

I always thought /lit/ a more limp wristed Wilde/Proust type and we'd pair with /fit/

>>2308831

/lit/ is bisexual and a bit of a slut.

Think about it, there's books about nearly every subject on 4chan.

>>2308831
/fit/ and /fa/ are inevitable. Even if they were to go with entirely different people they are inevitable.

>>2308837

Indeed.

we can't go, /lit/ has a universe to master...

maybe /sci/?

>>2308861
we'd get into epistomological debates and end up hurting each other's feelings

>>2308867
/sci/ would laugh us out the fucking room. More importantly, they'd be an insufferable date.

>>2308861

Yeah, I always pictured /lit and /sci/ as that cute couple consisting of an engineer and an artsy girl who have no interests in common but love eachother anyway.

>>2308878
No, /lit/ and /sci/ are the engineer with no sense of humour and the arty guy with his head firmly up his ass who hate each other.

>>2308878
>/lit/ is an artsy girl

Bro, no. This is the personification of /lit/

>>2308888
>scented candles
>final fantasy figurines in box
>one richard dawkins' book
>k'nex

>>2308894

>k'nex

>>2308878

I personally am tsundere for /sci/

>>2308878
>>2308878

/lit/ is basicly /r9k/ with the /sci/ user interface, it could be brilliant, we should see if /sci/ is free to go.

The philosophy part of /lit/ is what accommodates modern science. Where science tells us about the universe, literature tells us about the human condition. They're the only chance for us to date a scholar, come-on /lit/, /sci/ would be perfect.

>>2308905

Here's how it should go down

/ck/ and /co/
/v/ and /a/
/fit/ and /fa/
/sci/ and /lit/
/r9k/ and /adv/
/an/ and /k/
/tg/ and /x/
/cgl/ and /sp/

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>>2308888

dem quads

>>2308888
>trying to keep figurines in box / in any semblance of good shape
>scented candles

to the extent that i care about this, i'll always pull for /ck/ and /lit/

but whatever

Hey, /mu/ here. I'd like to go with you, you know if-f you aren't already going with anyone.

>>2308910
/co/ is going with /x/. /tg/ with /d/.

>>2308917

>/co/ is going with /x/

What the fuck, /co/ and /ck/ are married

>>2308919
No, /co/ went behind /tg/s back and stole /x/.

who is the female

>>2308910
Totally!

/r9k/ and /adv/ will begin some time in the evening begin their self loathing process, while both craving the others emotional support, thus leaving them both unable to help each other.

I think /b/ and /d/ could go together, fucked up personas.
Or perhaps /b/ and /soc/. Blind date that went wrong.

Can we use a strap-on?

>>2308923
>gender binary

>>2308923
Obviously you.

/sci/ wears the labcoat in this relationship. Just read your little romance novels and portray signals of fecundity as best you can.

Don't make us look bad in front of the other couples.

>going with /sci/ over /mu/.

Come on /lit/, they're just going to get in a clumsy, awkward argument about religion.

>>2308935
>Pretentious board going with another pretentious board

>>2308935
As opposed to your far superior clumsy, awkward arguments about misinterpreted author intent, *darling wife*?

>>2308935
/sp/ is already going to /mu/.

Please, we are the pinnacle of modern society. Now quiet down and get us our pipe. We have work to do before the dance.

>>2308930

you just stay in your own little world discovering stuff that has no relevance on the outside world, you little fucking bitch.

>>2308929
>This
boards are genderless...like god.

>>2308930
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>>2308940
>mfw trapped in a loveless marriage with an emotionless scientist

>>2308939
See, /sci/ are just angry. They lack basic reading comprehension and thought I was /lit/.

>>2308942
>discovering stuff that has no relevance on the outside world
>everything we study is "the outside world"

Please, darling, don't stress your little head. We wouldn't want you to ruin your skin before the dance.

>>2308939
>implying you can even begin to into authorial intent when you lack even a rudimentary grasp of gender

See look at this, no love from /sci/ at all. So please, come with /mu/.

One request though, we get to walk to the hall with Neutral Milk Hotel playing.

>>2308950
>Neutral Milk Hotel
imokaywiththis.jpg

>>2308948
Please, honey, I don't want to fight tonight. Just bring me my pipe and lab journal, and go tuck in the kids.

Love ya, sweetie.

>>2308950
Come on /lit/
/sci has people too. Its just that few come off our high horses to admit that we like love and fun.

So what about we put away the lab coats and the reading glasses for one night and have a good time?

>>2308946
>we study the outside world
>outside world
>not seeing the outside world to be outside of change and becoming - to be a world of being - while your "world" of change, becoming and evolution being a false world, of error and mere semblance.

>/sci/ can't into metaphysical

We can't go tonight! We need to talk about US

Guys, we all know we''ll go with /ic/ due to both of us not giving a shit, yet not wanting to be complete losers. We'll eventually just sit in the corner while /soc/ have unprotected sex and /fa/ take a million pictures of themselves looking sexy.

We'll leave at midnight (even though it ends at 3 am) and hang out at /mu/ and /tv/'s shared apartment.

It will be moderately entertaining.

>>2308963
>lady Gaga after she gave away the last bit of her soul
pleb

>>2308960
Ugh. Honey darling, this really is not the time. I've got student's papers and tons of research I have to review. I think it's sweet you want to get into a little philosophy, but that's really better left to men, honey.

Now please, I think the baby's crying and I really need to focus. Close the door behind you, please.

>>2308967

>trying to patronize us by using darling and honey

fuck off and cure cancer

>>2308960
>philosophy
>still relevant, as science is now asking the big questions, as well as, answering them
K grandpa, I think it's time for bed.

>>2308960
You're right, but this is not the time, I can already feel the drink starting to hit me and we both know how that would end. Pointless drivel about limits in our decimal system and ambiguously states questions on elementary probability. Let's just go out, have some fun, and then tomorrow we can sort out whatever needs sorting out. Please.

>>2308968
>not catching on to the overt 1950's tone

>>2308967
This is the weirdest marriage fantasy. It's like an archetypal 1950s thing. Sci's repressed and fucked up.

>>2308969
Since you say that science is now responsible for the age old questions of philosophy, riddle me this:
Does the wine taste like puke;
or does the puke taste like wine?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh-USn_USGw

its amusing how dark this thread got

>>2308973
I may have married you despite your faults, but I won't tolerate language like that in my house.

>>2308973
>2012
>not investing one's self in the 1950's attire.
K grandpa, I'll go get your walker for ya.

>>2308963
>lady gaga
Enjoy your blatant musical plagiarism

>>2308975
O, that reminds me. Pick up some more wine on your way back home, the shit we have now tastes like puke.

>>2308983
I heard /b/ was going so I think I'd rather have some cognac, what did you want?

It saddens me how /sci/ and /lit/'s marriage is crumbling so fast.What about the rest of us? Does /p/ and /k/ even stand a single chance of working out?


Maybe that's what you get for dating the Manic Pixie Dream Girl (pic related). Thinking she'd brighten your bleak life and actually thinking it'd work long term

Why not /ic/?
Maybe we can dump the bad poets the same time...

>>2308987
wait, you guys went with the pokemans?

>>2308988
Poor Corazon.

>>2308990
wow he must be amazing

>>2308987
Why did you go with /p/ and not /an/?

>>2308987
Our marriage isn't crumbling. We're just growing closer together.

We have our rough times, but who doesn't. /lit/, she may step out of line form time to time, but she's a steady gal.

We'll always love each other, for better or worse, in richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, 'til death do us part.

>>2308995
Or at least until we get an attractive young female lab assistant.

>>2308995
You do mean until out galactic empire crumbles under the universal entropy, I hope. You promised me immortality and a 20 petabyte memory.

>>2308997
Damn straight!

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>>2308999
>technological singularity and cyborgs
>an attractive woman going anywhere near a /sci/duck
>/lit/ a steady gal
Sci-fi and fantasy are not lit.

>>2308995
Well, that is until her density far surpasses 10 solar masses which then implodes, and eventually collapses in on her self. But then again, I guess we both then converge to a singularity if we are in the general vicinity of each other. <3 u /lit/ babe, togethar 4evar

>>2309003
Nigger what? Are you implying that the Greek classics are true stories or not literature? Regardless, damn you dumb

/lit/, you have to choose.

Will you go with /sci/, and continue your abusive, loveless relationship. Who treat you and your interests with contempt despite your superior intellect

Or will you go with /mu/, who will treat you with respect. With whom you share interests, and can attend concerts and readings with. Who are, not to mention, much more attractive and younger than /sci/.

>>2309015

/sci/ has money, /mu/ are broke, whining gayboys.

>>2309015
/sp/ had lead us to believe that you fags were already going with them.

At any rate, stay away from our gal, you filthy bum!

...Isn't almost every board on 4chan male?

>>2308987

>/p/ and /k/

What the fuckballs? As a weekend-warrior /k/ommando, even I find the suggestion of any other board than /an/ to be absolutely scandalous! The love of my life is /an/, damnit!

>>2309022
The boards are gender-less deities, an amalgamation of their populous. Except for r9k, that's definitely a dude.

captcha related: Non-Aligned iolocu

>>2309022
I think /lit/, /adv/ and /soc/ have the highest female populations.

>>2309021
Maybe I would If you could satisfy her, old man.

P.S, I heard /sci/ like Ayn Rand. Just saying.

>>2309027
Yes, unsubstantial rhetoric is what science is all about. Of course we love that wretched old hag.

>>2309023
My mistake, i thought you'd go for someone totally different for you, y'know, to excite your life even further.


>>2309025
Dude you forgot /fa/

>>2309032
I always assumed they just had the highest gay male population...

>>2309034
I want to scum in her bum if you catch my drift, know what I'm talking about, coitus, man.

>>2308791
Hi /sp/, /lit/ here, I'm glad you asked, but I'll go only on one condition: you're the girl.
picrelated

Hey /lit/, /v/ here. Have you got a date?

>>2309034
>>2309063
Yeah, I think we'd make a hot as fuck couple.

>>2309083
Ohh umm /v/ you're really nice, but maybe we should just stay friends, I value your friendship a lot though.

>>2309090
lol

Hey /lit/,

/sci/ here, if you aren't already going with someone, want to go with us?

>>2309275
Yeah, about that, /sci/... We're already going with someone, don't take that too hard, ok?

>>2309289
You're already going with us...

>>2309275
this fag is just being redundant. Read the thread. /sci/ and /lit/ are husbando and waifu.

>>2309308

Yeah, about that... we decided to go with /mu/. They were more polite, and asked us a while ago. /sci/ thinks they can just take, take, take without giving anything in return. Bad news, hon - if you liked it you should've put a ring on it.

>>2309317
We did put a ring on it, and had children with it.

File for divorce. I dare you.

>>2309317
But /mu/ is trying to pick up /x/ instead. I say we go all together and trash talk /sci/ all night.

This is going to be fun!

someone from /sp/ said they got /mu/ a looooong time ago

>>2309356
But then they gave up on them and went for /a/, but /a/ decided it was too early to give up on /v/, so /sp/ is now stuck with /cgl/.

>>2309351

Nahhh, /mu/ asked us out. They even stood on the roof of their Oldsmobile and held a boombox above their heads to get our attention. The song was pretty catchy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShN8UIk5-mw

Plus, they're offering a pound of weed.

/mu/ here. We're really glad you decided to go with us, and we are thinking about getting a limo.

Anyone know of a literature forum where crap like this isn't posted, clogging up the place?

>>2309368
If we did we sure wouldn't still be here.

Guys, you had better take /mu/. If you don't... well, let's just say you'd better stay away from the salmon dip.