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*teleports behind u*
>Thou should procreate, thy flower has begun to wilt
What do you say to him?

>> No.23054763

>>23054751
wilst thou bend over for me then?

>> No.23054785

>>23054751
Ciao, Signor Crollalanza, come scrivesti tanta bellezza in inglese se non è la tua madrelingua?

>> No.23054796
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>>23054751

My cock rages hard as I bent him over and tell him:

put’st down thine own breeches!
E’er since thou mad’st
I shall giv’st thou the rod

King Lear, Act 1, Scene 4.

>> No.23055016

>>23054751
Why does every woman break down when hearing this?

>> No.23055091
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23055091

>the master-mistress of my passion

>> No.23055109

>>23055091
That's someone's son. Poor dad.

>> No.23055112

>>23055109
Dad's long gone

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>>23055109
>>23055112
Someone has to produce twinks for the rest of us to top.

>> No.23055121

>>23054751
"Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand?
Come, let me clutch thee."

>> No.23055122

>>23055091
So pretty. I'm in love.

>> No.23055217

>>23054751
I'm not pretty :(((((((((((

>> No.23055220

>>23055091
Who is this young gentleman?

>> No.23055602

>>23055016
Women feel an immense amount of societal pressure to both settle down and have children as well as stay independent and join the work force. They're also exposed to the painful nature of childbirth at a very early age.
This formula comes together to form a great anxiety, where they're simultaneously worried about being a spinster, want to experience as many places and partners as they are allowed, are mortified and disgusted by the labor of pregnancy, but are pushed to being obsessed with rearing children by their own biology
The funniest thing is that the procreation poems are written to convince a young man, not a woman.

>> No.23056349

>Mm? Not to be.

>> No.23057386

To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time

by Robert Herrick (1591 – 1674)

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Time is still a-flying;
And this same flower that smiles today
Tomorrow will be dying.

The glorious lamp of heaven, the sun,
The higher he's a-getting,
The sooner will his race be run,
And nearer he's to setting.

That age is best which is the first,
When youth and blood are warmer;
But being spent, the worse, and worst
Times still succeed the former.

Then be not coy, but use your time,
And while ye may, go marry;
For having lost but once your prime,
You may forever tarry.

>> No.23057481

>>23055217
Looks matched/personality matched men will find you attractive and make you feel loved.