/lit/ - Literature

Mark >>>> John >>>>>>>>>>> Luke > Matthew

>>22959219
Why?

>>22959208
Try getting the Word of God from Blood Meridian nigga

>>22959208
I don't understand what you CAN get from this, 99 percent of this is filler with people endlessly discussing the symbolism of the few interesting and iconic parts

>>22959264
I think you misread the post. Try reading it morely slowly.

>>22959268
>morely
Ugh, sleep time.

>>22959264
Try to improve your reading comprehension

>>22959208
This is an insane post and I am Christian. How about metafiction or iambic pentameter for a couple examples, Cletus?

>>22959276
>>22959268
sorry frens :(

>>22959208
Then go to a bible forum, there must be hundreds of them.

>>22959324
tsmt
===SOOT MAKE /JESUS/===

>>22959208
73 books all in one.

>>22959208
tell me where cats are mentioned in the bible

>>22959355
82 albeit

>>22959367
Based

>>22959367
>>22959374
i truly cannot escape redditors

>>22959376
>Cats
>reddit

Literally every cat meme from longcat to kot blini originated in a chan. It's you who doesn't belong, boomy!

>>22959376
nigger your stand up routine was
>I honestly don't understand what you can get from other books that you can't get from this.
ive read the bible 4 times now. i asked you a simple request acting on that knowledge.

>>22959402
only a redditor would fail to understand the concept of anonymous posting this badly

>>22959404
Dynamicous posting, maybe

>>22959208
It's absolute garbage. Even a randomly selected JRPG has more thematic depth and inspiration behind it than the Bible. I'd make a big fire out of the Bible, Koran, OT, and Talmud altogether and then roast you over it. You savage illiterate knuckle-head.

>>22959469
90 IQ

>>22959473
IQ is best measured in doing actual abstract problems or pattern recognition. Hating the spiritual essence of Christcuckery does not make you low IQ.

The Holy Spirit is a demonical force of pure destruction. Jesus was an idiot.

Allah is an angry, jealous, and merciless god, and I put superior idols before him. Muhammad and Ali were idiots.

Moses and the Torah are shit, and I curse YHVH/Elohim/Jehova.

FUCK.
OFF.

AND.
EAT.
SHIT.
IN.
HELL.
WITH.
YOUR.
DISGUSTING.
JEW.

>>22959383
>originated in a chan
do you know where this site originated from? you probably always knew it as a suicide jumping neo nazi forum

>>22959483
Scratch that, 70 IQ. Enjoy hell, faggot!

>>22959219
John > Matthew > Luke > Mark is the correct answer

>>22959483
Holy shit, imagine a giga-autist trying this hard to sound smart.

>>22959219
Mark is definitely the worst one. It's the one with less content and doesn't has a focus.

>>22959950
I tend to agree with this, though I sometimes wonder if my fondness for Matthew over Luke might be driven by my reading the first prior to the last as is usually the custom, with the latter in many ways being utilized to supplement and elaborate upon the former. The relationship between the way the two Gospels present the narrative surrounding the rich youth who seeks advise from Jesus: in Matthew, chapter 19 features at first a discussion of celibacy and marriage that concludes with Jesus' declaring that the former is superior but the latter is not intrinsically evil, which alongside the narrative of the wealthy youth that showcases Jesus' stringent standards and informs that many undeserving shall be saved, culminates in the parable of the vineyard at the beginning of Matthew 20, that explores how due to their faith many people of different merits shall be saved, and that those with many great works should not be envious of their less virtuous brethren, for God loves all. It is an exhortation to those who most closely follow Christ's example and devote themselves to praising God the most; it is only in Matthew 25 that the correlary inverse of that lesson is presented with the parable of the talents, which informs us that those who were graced with lesser gifts should, despite their never being able to live up to the holiness of the saints, nonetheless struggle to do the best that they can -- their fallen nature is no excuse. But in Luke, wherein the narrative of the wealthy youth seeking advice is located in chapter 18, the narrative contrasts him with Zecchaus in chapter 19, who despite not fully embracing asceticism as the youth was advised to do, is nevertheless proclaimed to be part of God's Kingdom; this is subsequently further elaborated upon with Luke's version of the parable of the talents. Clearly, Matthew emphasizes one lesson one can derive from the story of the wealthy youth and his inability to live up to Jesus' high standards, while Luke emphasizes its twin. They complete each other, in a way.

>>22959219
swap luke and matthew

>>22959970
pleb take

>>22959305
>How about metafiction or iambic pentameter
There aren't haikus or tales about unicorns or a description of how to enlarge my cock in there either. No shit.
Are you being difficult for the sake of being difficult? :-/

>>22959367
>tell me where cats are mentioned in the bible
"hurr-hurr, tell me where pink horses are mentioned in the Bible -- you did ask what you can get, hurr-hurr"
Reddit awaits.

>>22959469
>illiterate knuckle-head
'knucklehead' is unhyphenated in all the dictionaries I keep beside my Bible. YMMV.

>>22959483
Lots of edgy, fedoric energy there. I hope someone at the door requested your ID for age verification.

This book is full of plotholes and retcons. Readers have to create their own headcanon to make any sense of it.

Was 4chan always full of crypto-Christians or are they all newfags?

>>22959950
this. john is kino.

>>22959208
>Fell for the ancient Hebrew myths meme
Ngmi

>>22959483
i believe jesus will forgive even you

>>22960677
we grew up. atheism is for bitter teenagers. you'll grow out of it too.

>>22959483
>>22960696

He will. That's the vibe I got when I had a very lucid dream about him. He asked me if I knew who he was... I didn't want to be assuming so I asked if he could give me a clue and then he said he was a timeless being. He then explained about the resonant frequencies of the brain and heart and what they do when they are operating in coherence "praying" and how it causes our spark of life and our soul to be able to ascend to higher dimensions. I asked him about getting lost while astral traveling and he told me that there is no getting lost. That only he severs the cord at death. He explained that when in resonance it creates a merkava. He is a priest eternally in the Order of Melchizedek and Melchizedek was also a timeless being of his likeness and was said to come from the realm of Barbelo which is the Pleroma/realms of light above physical density. I've had other personal experiences with who and what Jesus is. What I've gathered is he is God's ambassador because we can't fathom what God is we are literally not equipped to mentally process it. Jesus is Worthy of all praise because he is the sacrificial Purusha of the world. He lived spotless and died in pain and tipped the scales for the Love of God.... For God to be in us and not outside of us. We had to evolve to get to the point of receiving this. Jesus is the Thus Come One Buddha, the Purusha of the Vedas and his truth is evident in his actions. His "way" was peace, love, sacrifice... Shows us how to be close to God is through control of the senses. Something spoken to me in a trance is that God as a Father supports and cherishes Divine Order. This is how something can be a truth and a non-truth at the same time. It's what was needed for us to be able to understand Divine Order. After reading the Lotus Sutra and connecting with the infinite nature of reality something came in my room and started reverberating the tetragrammaton YHWH around my body in a circle and it sounded like a frequency and went on for a few minutes. Makes sense that YHWH is the simulation, the program, the beast system is imbued in material reality. All of us suffer from personality blindness and character defects and vices, generational curses. God and the devil are inside us. Everything is oscillating between order and entropy, hanging in a divine balance. You feed love or you feed your beast. Jesus is everything but you don't have to believe in him to be in accordance with the virtues of God. You don't have to believe in God to be in resonance with God.

>>22960389
You shouldn't be using language like that as a Christian. It's not like you are one anyway; this entire thread is an obvious false-flag.

>>22959644
Something Awful. Next dumb shibolleth?

>>22959483 >>22959830 >>22959956 >>22960406 >>22960696 >>22960724

What's wrong about Jewsus is he was human. Now, if a blue whale had preached from the shores of Israel I'd be listening.

Also,
read Christopher Jon Bjerknes or watch his videos on Know More News on Bitchute. I am about a fourth into Bjerknes' book, which could have used some better editing.
Jewsus was always considered Satan and to entrap the soul of goyim. Christcuckery was invented to manipulate Europeans into forsaking their indigenous gods and help usher the Messianic age when Mashiach ben Yoseph emerges when the Third Temple is built and the red heifer is sacrificed. Even Hitler was controlled opposition with many Jews revering him as a Mashiach. WWII was mainly Jews killing (assimilated) Jews, and Hitler himself was patrilineally Jewish.
Some of the biggest promoters of antisemitism in history were Jews themselves. In fact, Jews want to be hated so that prevents assimilation and allows them to coordinate more for their Messianic prophecies. In fact, the earliest Transhumanist was a Kaballahist by the name of Vilna Gaon, which would also explain why you see Jews litter Big Tech.
There was literally nothing special about Jewsus or M*hummad. Even Empedocles was far more interesting.
All of Abrahamism is controlled psyops.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/g1BZAt4zdmxm/

Jesus is Satan as an intermediary and Allah is Satan with no intermediary. Even the modern conflict between Europe and Middle East is engineered by Jews to have Esau (West) and Ishmael (ME) mutually annihilate each other for the benefit of Jews (Jacob). All of this esoteric bullshit is encoded in their tradition. It also ties into things like Kellipot, androgyny, antinomianism, etc. Buy and read this book. Jesus is obviously Satan and a social engineering project invented by St. Paul and others. The goal was always to manipulate Christians to become sacrificial cattle for Tikkun Olam or other variants of that.

There is no such thing as a "good" Christcuck, Mudslime, or J*w.

>>22960389
>what can you get
>"this and that"
>nah i don't like this, which means you're stupid
anon please.

>>22961588
We have a gigasperg here, guys.

>heh, heh, I can't get Star Trek in it
>you did ask what I can't get
>I'm very clever
why are atheist midwits like this?

>>22959208
>I'm not even a judgy thumper.
This is the faggiest sentence I've read all day.
>I'm not one of those icky people who takes religion seriously.
Zoomer faggot bitch

>>22961471
>Christopher Jon Bjerknes
Literally kike disinformation agent.

>>22961471

>>22962069
You're identical to Jews in spirit. You're basically their vehicle of destruction to spread Noahide laws.

"[19] Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, [20] teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, to the close of the age."

"For it is written: “ As I live, says the LORD, Every knee shall bow to Me, And every tongue shall confess to God.”"

>>22962047
Doubt it. Anyways, you worship a kike, dumb faggot. No amount of mental gymnastics can ignore that.
Go get crucified and eat shit in hell with your beloved kike.
You and the Mudslimes are equally savage shit.

>>22959208
Logical, rational arguments, facts proven by science, free of delusion and sky daddy nonsense.

>lazy bait thread
>OP can't even put any effort into his responses
/v/ or /tv/ might be more your speed.
>>22960677
4chan historically was extremely atheist up until the huge wave of newfags came over in 2013 due to gamergate. then the 2016 election kicked it into overdrive.
there's also an aspect of contrarianism to it. the average shitposter on here over the last decade bases all of their opinions on what reddit/normies/etc. think.
>oh no plebbit is full of atheists, I'm gonna be a based trad christian now!

>>22962198
I would say it was more agnostic, apatheist and deistic. We had the fedora memes back in 2008.

>>22959208
There are books that have unique content by virtue of their leading the reader to the Gospel, such as Hegel’s Phenomenology (metaphysics) and the Christian Book of Concord (theology).

>>22959208
A story about a dude LARPing as a knight and sundry other narratives not included in the Bible.

they say western phil is a long commentary on plato

likewise, western lit is a long commentary on the Bible

It really is the Biggest, Greatest Show on Earth. We are all living in it this very moment.

>>22962198
>4chan historically was extremely atheist
Yes, whne they majority of the user base was tryhard teenage faggots like most atheists. Those people largely migrated to reddit was their movement lost credbility here.

>>22962223
I'd say that's the one end of the very narrow spectrum that used to exist here, sure. One way or another, there was no significant number of Christians and organized religion in general was treated with indifference-at-best but often was outright mockery.
>>22962236
Yes, the modern anime nazi and tradlarper contingents of the userbase definitely aren't just edgy tryhard teenage faggots.

>>22959208
>"Muh ancient Jewish myths and laws!"
Embarrassing

>>22962339
I didn't even post a hat, you stupid nigger. Atheists condemn themselves by their own actions.

>>22962339
>Yes, the modern anime nazi and tradlarper contingents of the userbase definitely aren't just edgy tryhard teenage faggots.
ANime has been mainstream for over a decade now and the right in general is moving towards a more traditional stance on nearly everything. They aren't disgruntled fatties in the suburbs like 2000s atheists were.

I won't wade into this nightmare of a thread but I recommend anyone actually interested in this question read Northrop Frye's books The Great Code and Words with Power.

>>22962392
>Youtube Personalities
>Do something silly
>This is deemed "irrational"
???

>>22962421
Atheists are usually very "silly".

>>22962043
it's a copypasta, newfag

>>22962392
>>22962410
>>22962236
>>22962435
>here's my cherrypicked folder of people I don't like being embarrassing
it's amazing how many threads just devolve into someone posting a bunch of embarrassing pictures from whoever it is they're mad at. not that I'm deep into "internet atheism" but literally the only time I've seen these types of cringey fedora atheists in the last several years are when someone is mad and posting screencaps of them as though they're proving a point. there's no way you're ever seeing any of these people unless you're intentionally seeking them out.
should I be saving every picture of cringey christians I come across in case I need to dump them in a future forum argument?

>>22962558
>should I be saving every picture of cringey <insert group here> I come across in case I need to dump them in a future forum argument?
Yes, it is the modern arsenal of the internet warrior. All flame wars are now "THIS IS YOU" with an image attached.

>Reading the bible
>In 2024

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The bible is so boring and stupid that the only way to make it interesting is to add tons of context to it that doesn't exist.
Dirty stupid made-up dirt people books selected by whitey and given to the masses to justify hate, bigotry, stupidity, and more.

>>22962435
Matt is funny because he went from Christian fundamentalist snake-handling preacher to Atheist fundamentalist snake-handling preacher.

>>22962647
as society gets more secular, why is it more dysfunctional? fatherless families and divorce rates sky high. mental health in scandinavian "happiest countries in the world" is getting destroyed with 1/3 of deaths in people 18-24 from suicides. why have there been more genocides the past 100 years than all the casualties of history combined? christians are the most charitable people in this country. there's a study out of syracuse you can search for. christians like wilberforce and and douglas freed slaves. this world is reaching all time highs in intolerance and it's not from christians.

>>22962558
>le cherrypicking
Atheism is inherintly dysgenic. You don't have to search high and low for examples.

>>22962435
>Your prime example of an idiot is someone opposing Dawkins
kek

What does the Bible day about changing godparents? I had 2 different families as witness to my baptism a long time ago and can't remember which of the two I chose. It's important because one family is incredibly nice while the other family is really horrible. Spiritually, can I just pick the nice family? I really don't want any association with the bad ones at all.

>>22959208
>I honestly don't understand what you can get from other books that you can't get from this.
Lucidity.

>>22959219
>>22959950
For me, it's:
John > Matthew (Sermon on the Mount) > Mark > Luke > Matthew (every other part)
>>22959970
Mark's style follows the way Jesus taught: teaching through parables. The details of the nativity, Satan's attempt to tempt Jesus, and some other scenes found in Matthew or Luke are not as important to Mark as trying to communicate the meaning of what Jesus said through guiding the reader to intuit and understand, rather than explaining.
>“And he said, He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.” (Mark 4:9, ASVBT)