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22907315 No.22907315 [Reply] [Original]

Pitch me your lotr-killer.

>> No.22907416

The Prince of Nothing series

>> No.22907786

>>22907315
Tales from Meekhan Borderlands

>> No.22908266
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>>22907786
>>22907416
Thank you for applying for "Bestseller Slop Into Cult Hit Then Retire Early". Unfortunately we have decided to move forwards with another candidate. We will keep your terrible ideas on file for future recruiment.

>> No.22908315

>>22908266
What are you talking about, Meekhan is still going, author got health issue, six tome is supposedly to drop early this year.

>> No.22908323

>>22907315
Nothing can kill Lord of the Rings. If it is sufficiently comparable, then it is subordinated to it, and if it is not, then it will merely be the LotR of its own subgenre. Besides, if anyone had an idea that good, why would they spill the beans here?

>> No.22908382

>>22907315
Moorcock hated LOTR so maybe check The Elric Saga

>> No.22908386

>>22907315
Okay. Okay, get this: It's fantasy, but there's cowboys.

>> No.22908391

>>22907416
>>22907786
>>22908315
>>22908382
you're misunderstanding the premise of the thread

>> No.22908476

>>22907315
Avatar but good and based more on mythological structures

>> No.22908478

>>22907315
>Pitch me
Why?

>> No.22908489

>>22908391
What is the premise…?

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>>22908391
Your pic sucks so I'm not gonna answer

>> No.22908514

>>22908489
you're supposed to pitch your own ideas, not post actual books

>> No.22908613
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22908613

>lotr
anglo-juden crap.

>> No.22908731

>>22907315
Ok. So I am going to copy Tolkien style and use almost the same tropes but I am going to add a ton of sex. How about that?

>> No.22908741

>>22908514
If I had a LOTR killer idea why would I give it to you?

>> No.22908745
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Stream of consciousness novel about a 40 year old virginal janitor at a Turkish bathhouse for women built right next to a college campus.

>> No.22910554

>>22908745
Good lord

>> No.22910562

>>22908386
Cowboys? Or gunslingers?

>> No.22910829

It's a videogame with "lore" about elves n shit but more importantly it has: BOOBA, jiggle physics, UOHHHH, sexy foxes and other animol, all the other forms of coomerbait you can fathom. Yetsoever most importantly, it has micro transactions out the ass and gacha mechanics that would make a pachinko machine blush.

This is how the modern man scratches his itch for fiction, my slime.

>> No.22910849

>>22907315
A Game of Thrones by George RR Martin.

>> No.22910902

>>22908745
where do i read this?

>> No.22911104

>>22910849
song of ice and fire already failed

>> No.22911143

>>22910562
both!

>> No.22911164

>>22907315
My pitch is just a slightly edited LOTRO.
Main cast of "good side" is the same.
Orcs and "evil guys" are replaced with blacks, arabs and jews.

>> No.22911265

>>22907315
Malazan

>> No.22911274

>>22907315
its not that big of a deal to bother to kill it

>> No.22911279

>>22910902
sabahattin ali madonna in a fur coat is pretty similar to what anon is describing

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>>22911274
lmao the cope