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Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:31:57 2011 No.2288923 [Reply] [Original]

So, he's been dead for a while now, why is there no post-mortem biography out yet? Steve Jobs died and there was one within a week. What the shit, guys? Seriously though when is one going to come out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:34:57 2011 No.2288928 People care more about their supplier of shiney Apple shit than they do about the men who control entire chunks of the world. This isn't some new revelation, man. Paris Hilton makes front-page news for farting.

Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:35:56 2011 No.2288929

if one does come out in the next year, it will be by an American covering how all of corea are communists and kim jong ill secretly worships the devil while sacrificing virgins to attempt to gain superpowers. I seriously doubt any kind of unbiased post-mortem biography will ever be released

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:39:57 2011 No.2288933 >>2288929 I was rather looking forward to the sterilized Best Korea version about all of these wondrous and entirely fictional feats Dear Leader managed to accomplish during his life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:46:57 2011 No.2288947 RIP Kim Jong Il, the world greatest golfer. He shot a world-record 38 in 18 holes in his first and only time playing the game. This was attested by his many body guards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:49:56 2011 No.2288951 Anybody ever read his film criticism? He has one or two books, and one or two are translated into English. They are fucking trippy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:51:56 2011 No.2288955 >>2288951 I knew he was an avid film fan, but didn't realize he had critiqued anything. I have to read this. Maybe I'll finally find someone who agrees that Crash was a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:51:56 2011 No.2288956 You know Vaclav Havel died right? Why are you talking about Kim Jong-GAY?

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Fri Dec 30 22:52:56 2011 No.2288957 File: 23 KB, 300x398, vaclav-havel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sigh

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:53:57 2011 No.2288959 >>2288955 Everything he writes about is in a Marxist context. Happy reading!

Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:55:56 2011 No.2288965

You know what would be a "good" idea for Quirk Books or some other company that sells books at Urban Outfitters would be a joke "authorized biography" of Kim Jong-Il, like the cover design could be a Steve Jobs riff and everything. Someone give me some money to write a piece of shit.

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Fri Dec 30 22:57:00 2011 No.2288973 File: 14 KB, 150x145, laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2288959 >Absolute monarchist >Marxist

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:13:57 2011 No.2289005 >>2288923 Nobody really knows about his real life, the state party created an entire legend surrounding him, complete with rainbows and shooting stars on the sky the day he was born.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 23:17:57 2011 No.2289019 >>2288955 the Cronenberg one or the one with Luda?

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