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Eldritch Edition.

>Recommended reading charts (Look here before asking for vague recs)
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>Archive
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>> No.22688434

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22688456

I need to escape the temporal limitations of scene-by-scene storytelling. Help me.

>> No.22688469

>>22688456
Make the foreword to your novel an explanation of everything that's about to happen. I'm not saying it'll be fit to publish in that state but it should at least break you out of the mindset that "I need to put everything in chronological order or it won't make sense"

>> No.22688474

When I like an author's work, how do I cope with the fact that the author is a gigantic deranged fucking shitheel faggot? Any thoughts on how I can better compartmentalize those two things?

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>>22688474
It's great hating everything, I don't have to deal with this.

>> No.22688477

>>22688474
Bakker?

>> No.22688479

>>22688474
Delaney's not that good, just stop reading

>> No.22688482

>>22688456
just structure it like a Tarantino story

>> No.22688483

>>22688479
>>22688477
I'd rather not have my question discarded in favor of shitting on my taste in writing, because we all know that's what it would devolve into, so I'll keep the author(s) in question to myself. But no, neither one of those.

>> No.22688485

>>22688483
no worries, anonymous person no one knows

>> No.22688492

>>22688485
I'm not worried about my public image, I just want genuine answers to my question. But if I include an author the question will get ignored in favor of declaring me a faggot for liking them at all, and then I still have a dilemma.

>> No.22688493

Is this the light novel thread?

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>>22688493
Can be if you want, but I think /a/ will discuss any anime-adjacent light novels.

>> No.22688504

>>22688498
It meant to be a joke, but what's the exact difference between light novels and western fantasy anyway? The themes overlap, the demographic is largely the same.

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>Mother of Learning Arc 2
When does it get good?
The sense of urgency is gone again, back to slow as fuck loop wasting shit.

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>>22688511
I re-read MoL recently and it's always good. Red Robes should've appeared as an actual character a LOT more though.

>> No.22688522

>>22688511
Idk i read that shit wall to wall in like a week, couldn't put it down. Chill out and see it as intermission. Nothing is perfect

>> No.22688525

>>22688504
Light novels are light reading with the expectation, if successful, of multiple installments. Guaranteed high volume of words without a guarantee of high literary quality. YA fantasy and LNs are basically equivalent if you set aside the usual translation issues.

>Sapphias Etoile Bluemoon. He, who is also related to Mia, had the same virtues as Mia. He… doesn’t like to get hurt. No, he cannot even stand blood. If he sees it, he would faint. From his experience, just scraping his knee is enough to make him light-headed.

>Because of such, even if he punishes his servant, the best he can do is hit him with the flat of his hand. And because his hand will hurt, he rarely does it. He might be able to let his subordinate do the punishment, but he is afraid that if they use too much strength, the punishment might end up with blood. Then he will pass out.

>That’s why he’s a person with strong aversion to violence.

>Of course, this means that he didn’t participate in the swordsmanship tournament, nor even trained for it. Tiona might even be better to him when it comes to swords. Without his political power, he really doesn’t have any power. Literally.

>On the other hand, Abel is a member of the royal family of another country. Although inferior to Tearmoon, he is a favorite of Princess Mia. In case of a confrontation, Sapphias would be at a disadvantage. Sapphias quickly analyzed the current situation in his head.

>“Hmm. Don’t get too full of yourself. There are many nobles under the Bluemoon’s influence. I am going to talk to the rest of the Four Dukes. Don’t think you can get any cooperation from us.”

>“Go ahead then! Even without their help, Her Highness will be okay. We will show you that she can beat Rafina fair and square.” Tiona proudly tells Sapphias. “She will be fine. I know she will.”



>It wasn’t until the next day that Mia heard about this exchange. And this was just before she was to head out to meet the Four Dukes to ask for their votes.

>What?! What is with this girl? What is she trying to do?! She really is my archnemesis!

>Eventhough she was frustrated, she could not throw a tantrum with Abel being there. Moreover, he had taken Tiona’s side, leaving Mia with no choice but to play along.

>“Uh, uh, I’m sure that was a pain, Tiona. Thank you for giving him a piece of my mind. You told him what I wanted to say instead.”

>“I am honored by your compliment, Your Highness.”

>I’m not complimenting you! I don’t approve of what you did after all!

>Thus, Mia lost the sure votes of the imperial nobles. What Mia doesn’t know is the end results of Tiona’s courage…

>> No.22688535

>>22688520
>>22688522
I will keep going but I am itching to go back to The Blade Itself.

>> No.22688541

>>22688474
You can't.
A persons work is a reflection of their character, and if you like one but hate the other then you aren't seeing either one clearly. Whatever author it is that you aren't mentioning, you either
A. Like his character but don't know this yet
Or
B. Hate his writing but don't know it yet.
There really isnt another option here.

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>> No.22688566

Lord Dunsany

>> No.22688720

>>22688429
This thread is basically 99% chinkslop, cuckshit and Bakker. Proof that fantasy and sci-fi are dogshit.

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>> No.22688992

>>22688474
I never look up my favourite writers or musicians.
You always find out something shitty about them.
I just look at it though like if I eat food from a restaurant, do I need to know about the chef to enjoy the meal? If it’s good it’s good.
It’s still delicious if he’s a cunt or a nice person.

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>>22688456


Take the basic CYOA flowchart model and modify the chart architecture from a basic directed acyclic graph to whatever novel architecture suits your needs. Write the book and then shuffle all the hyperlinks, run them backwards, build idea escalators to nowhere.

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Hey bros
Any thoughts on this?

>> No.22689095

>>22688456
I feel like all literature, video games, movies and shows are just trying to recreate life. After a certain point, these people are going to have to wake to the fact that magic and fantasy is real and better experienced directly instead of with books/media as proxy.

>> No.22689103

>>22688525
Based and explanationpilled

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>>22688429
Tigana - Guy Gavriel Kay (1990)

Eighteen years ago Tigana was more than conquered. Its name was wiped from the memories of everyone who lived in the nine provinces of the Palm, except those who lived in Tigana. Its surviving citizens would have to live with everything they knew having been renamed. Anyone who heard them utter "Tigana" would hear but not understand. Nineteen year Devin, a musician in a traveling troupe, was born in Tigana but never knew his homeland. His fate takes a drastic turn when he stumbles upon a group of rebels seeking to restore Tigana. Catriana was a teenager when Tigana was erased and she swore to take vengeance upon Brandin, their conqueror. However, after so many years as part of his harem she's no longer who she once was.

As stated by the author in the afterword, The Palm is a stand-in for the city states of Italy during the Italian Renaissance. Two sorcerers, Brandin and Alberico, one representing Spain and the other France, have each conquered half of the Palm. Their magic does whatever they feel like it doing. They just think and it happens, whatever it may be, though the greater the magic, the more they expend themselves. Both are caricatures. Alberico is an insecure and paranoid psychopath while Brandin is a melodramatic obsessive who gave up his kingship, family, and humanity to pursue a grudge against Tigana. Opposing them is group of rebels that includes Devin who go from place to place setting up plans for the entire book except for the climax, which mostly happens for plot convenience. Catriana, the other main viewpoint, is basically a case study of stockholm syndrome. There are other viewpoints that serve to explain characters as well.

Tigana is made of metaphors and allegories. The integral one, Tigana, is about identity and self-worth. It gave me a nice sense of saudade, despite how overwrought it was about it. If that's all there was, I'd be happy with it. Unfortunately that's only where it begins. The sex scenes, which are ridiculous, are all allegorical as well. I know this because both the text and author say they are. The problem I have with that is that the allegories are elevated above everything else, which for me is to the story's detriment. Apparently all of GGK's novels take place in the same universe, but references are only that and nothing more meaningful.

This is the most disappointing novel I've read this year, whereas disappointment is measured by the distance between expectations and reality. I was expecting a serious historical fantasy and instead I got half melodrama and half tragedy. I can somewhat understand why it received so many rewards and praise in it has probably has great appeal for those who appreciate its prose and allegories at the expense of everything else. That seems to make this a rather polarizing book. It's still possible I may try reading something else from GGK eventually. It'll be a long time though, if ever.

Rating: 2.5/5

>> No.22689188

>>22689078
Wolfe is the Rick&Morty of fantasy but sffg isn't ready for this conversation

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>>22689181
/sffg/ ratings (16)
5 stars: 5
4 stars: 3
3 stars: 3
2 stars: 5

What a distribution of scores. This cover feels a lot more representative of what I read.

>> No.22689267

>>22689188
I think he wrote scifi

>> No.22689268

im sorry for asking but morbid curiosity got the better of me, is there a reliable place i can check for an upload of the new Eragon book, Murtagh? it only came out today but i have to imagine it doesn't take terribly long to convert and strip an ebook

>> No.22689281

>>22689268
mobilism has it. I just checked.

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>>22689188
To be fair

>> No.22689290

>>22689281
brilliant, completely forgot to check there, thanks anon!

>> No.22689516

Damn I haven't read Eragon since I Brisingr was the most recent one, do they still hold up? Never did finish them and now I see a new one is out after all these years.

>> No.22689543

>>22689188
rick and morty would be good if it didn't have the shit parts.

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22689562

Any recommendations for a fantasy from the past 3-5 years? Something more gritty but not grimdark miserable.

>> No.22689567

>>22689562
lol

lmao even

>> No.22689580

>>22689562

Fire & Blood i guess.....

>> No.22689604

>>22689562
Justice of Kings

>> No.22689627
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>goodreads review
>60 year old book
>one star review
>female pfp
>"this book has aged badly"

>> No.22689644

Just started Name of the Wind. What am I in for /lit/bros?

>> No.22689645

>>22689644
cuckoldry

>> No.22689661

>>22689644
Disappointment mostly, the story starts of somewhat interesting then sputters out for a handful of chapters, peaks and then proceeds to spin its wheels for the last 1/3rd of the books doing absolutely nothing interesting mixed in with fedora tipping m'lady level dialogue whenever the main character interacts with women.

>> No.22689709

>>22689627
>woman reads classic
>rages that it's a product of its time
Where's the smutty fairy sex?

>> No.22689719

>>22688474
Felt this way about Bryce O'Connor. His books aren't great but I still like to read them, however bryce himself is a massive tranny ally globo leftist so I can't stomach it.
Its towing a dangerous line because I REALLY like Cradle 110 but Will Wight is friends with Bryce so... I dunno.

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Just finished Mistborn: The Final Empire. What was I in for?

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>>22689627
lol

>> No.22689746

>>22689740
bimbo has a severe skin infection

>> No.22689751

Finished the first part of Murtagh, it's decent so far. Paolini's writing has greatly improved over the years, and I like how the reader gets to see the actions Eragon and Arya took in a different perspective. He explores a lot of the underpinnings of the world in it rather than just handwaving everything like the Inheritance Cycle did.

>> No.22689760

>>22689746
This is a trope, particularly in Japanese art.

>> No.22689769
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>>22689760
skin infections are not a trope in japanese art

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>>22689740
lmao

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>>22689769
Example of shoulders in anime. Many do this.

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>>22689783
that's completely different, dude

>> No.22689789

>>22689788
They're bad at doing it, but the intention is the same.

>> No.22689903

>>22689729
>What was I in for
Idk
>>22689195
>>22689181
Thanks for the review. Interesting ratings as well.

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Tolkien
>writes a fairy tale for his son
>writes an epic for young adults with religious meaning
>writes an expanded mythology for linguist autists
Jordan
>writes an epic more grounded and tactile with weapon and warfare autism
>expands on the epic, meanders a bit
>even post death his vision was meaningful enough for his beloved wife and Brando Sando to finish
Pratchett
>*sniggers*
Brando Sando
>writes
>keeps writing
>I'm writing here gosh darnit
>eventually writes well enough for one to enjoy his autistic worldbuilding
>has not stopped writing and keeps delivering the above
Erikson
>SIMULATES
>studies humans and the effect of time on humans
>writes autistically proper prose
>third omnisciences at will
>delivers vast, adult epic with fun juvenile stuff in 10 volumes over 12 years
GRRM
>*indistinct noises*
>FATness ondulates
>you see.. taxe*sharts loudly*z aremmhhhff*belches*
>in two more yeAaAAARGH *Vomits barely chewed food*
>ice-cream, nachos and dolphin fois gras are visible within the acrid pile of filth on top of him (it would have been in front of him, but he is biblically FAT)
>The book is almost d-AAAARAGATSFTFSRU
>proceeds to poetically exude all kinds of humours and bile from every orifice, nay, chaos portal upon his mishapen, nightmarish "form", of impure, adulterated FAT

>> No.22689917

Hello /r/sff!

>> No.22689929

>>22688504
about 30iq points in the author's writing (50 vs 80)

>> No.22689940

>>22688779
Based Fang Yuan

>> No.22689945

>>22689516
>do they still hold up
they never held up, you just were 12.

>> No.22689958

>>22689913
>tolkien
>religious meaning

"I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author."

There's no religious subtext in Tolkien's work.

>> No.22690001

Anon from previous thread recommended the fire upon the deep series, the series looks interesting but
>Every pdf file on the internet I saw has those weird notes that confuse the reading
Are those notes present in every version, and if yes then how do I optimally enjoy the novel?

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What's up with so many modern female authors that write YA and try to pass it off as Fantasy?

>> No.22690011

>>22690001
>pdf
There's your problem

>> No.22690027

>>22689903
You're welcome.


The next book is the last one of the Contest of Ratings. After that will be the six books chosen by the three winners. I may start reading on those today.

>> No.22690030

>>22689958
There is literally no way to read Tolkien without previous knowledge of the nordic religious and mythological traditions

>> No.22690047

>>22690008
Consequences of fanfic girls growing up and publishing and reading the same smut

>> No.22690048

>>22690008
BR00TALLY ADDICTIVE :OOOOOOO

>> No.22690066

>>22690008
YA isn't a genre.

>> No.22690073

>>22690066
all genre is YA

>> No.22690084

>>22690073
Not true, there's plenty that's for children as well.

>> No.22690097

>>22690073
Real adults don't read!

>> No.22690115

>>22690066
>>22690073
edgy

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>>22690011
Just downloaded an epub reader and configured its pages and font to my liking. But there are insane amount of notes as hyperlinks in the novel, would it be better to just read every note, or go with the flow and check the most important notes? Picrel. It seems epub readers are just superior and more convenient than pdfs, so thanks for this suggestion anyway.

>> No.22690160

>>22690115
It isn't edgy, it's just the truth. Ever see what people who only read genre-fiction say about "literary fiction"? They say it's pretentious, trying too hard to seem smart, all full of purple prose, and boring. They criticize authors saying they're just digging into thesauruses if they ever encounter a single unfamiliar word in a book. Some are more honest and just say that when they read, they just want to turn their brains off and relax. This shouldn't be a surprise, considering most genre-fiction fans can't even get into Gene Wolfe and nowadays say that LOTR was "probably good for its time, but outdated and boring today". Really, all they want is YA fiction.

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>> No.22690191 [SPOILER] 

>>22690160

I'm entirely comfortable reading both genre fiction and conventional literature. The truth is somewhat different; most genre fiction readers never come into contact with any of the good genre fiction OR any of the good literature. Most literature is boring humanist handwringing slop and most genre fiction is just slop. The best of both worlds are about the interplay of people with ideas rather than one or the other, and books like this are few and far between.

>> No.22690199

>>22690097
not genre, yes.

>> No.22690203

>>22690188
did he take her virginity? if yes he's correct, the other dude is a cuck. if not, both are cucks.

>> No.22690211

>>22690073
>>22690160
YA is a genre and I hate YA.
It's usually filled with people behaving like children, their actions not really being their fault, the story is based in some academy, love triangle shit, romance shit, behaving like they know anything about anything.

>> No.22690212

>>22690203
The other dude cummed inside of her

>> No.22690217

>only read half as many books this year as I have the past several years
:C

>> No.22690231

Why is this general even called Sci-Fi & Fantasy. Rarely do I see anyone discussing sci-fi here.

>> No.22690238

>>22690231
Scifi is not disccused often enough to have its own general

>> No.22690243

>>22690231
Great post anon but... Wolfe? Revelation Space? Blindsight? I just picked up this obscure book titled Rendevouz with Rama and what am I in for??

>> No.22690247

>>22690231
Bakker is science fantasy and constantly "discussed" (spammed).

>> No.22690261

>>22690231
Well anon, why don't we talk about it? Have you ever read Seveneves?

>> No.22690262

>>22690231
What series do you want to talk about?

>> No.22690269

>>22690261
A based troon I follow on twitter had that in its favorite scifi list I might have to check it out since it's the second time I've seen someone talk about it today

>> No.22690270

>>22690243
Just don't read the sequel.

>> No.22690290

>>22690212
whoever cummed inside her first is the only non-cuck - provided he doesn't associate with the woman after someone else picks her up. if you show any kind of affection to used goods you become a cuck, even if you were the first to use the goods.

>> No.22690295

>>22690247
>Bakker is science fantasy
neck yourself.

>> No.22690301

>>22690295
How isn't it?

>> No.22690308

>>22690290
>Women are one use and disposable
What a worldview. In nature that's almost always the male species when applicable.

>> No.22690325

>>22690238
Fair enough
>>22690243
I'm finishing the Hithhiker's Guide series right now, first time in English.
>>22690261
Yeah I did but I can't remember much. I enjoyed Snow Crash and The Diamond Age more.
>>22690262
Anyone read the Avery Cates stuff from Jeff Somers? It's objectively not the best stuff ever but I somehow really vibe with the MC. I'm waiting for the paperback release of Machines of War and maybe read the whole series again from the start.

>> No.22690326

>>22690231
sci fi is a subgenre of fantasy

>> No.22690333

>>22690308
>In nature that's almost always
>almost always
>almost
We are humans. We're included in that minority.

>> No.22690335

>>22690153
fucking terrible, whoever wrote this should be shot

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I want a scifi Sopranos series, assist me my brethren

>> No.22690523

>>22690445
Dune...

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>>22689562
this is 20 years old but in any case I plan to read pic related soon. Apparently it's gritty from some reddit posts[/spoilers]. in any case I got it for $1 at the local library :^)

>> No.22690650

>>22689627
My method of deciding on what book I'm going to read next is reading 1 star reviews on Goodreads. If women are seething about the book, it's usually good.

>> No.22690702

>>22690445
>worms, sand, what the fuck are you, Maud'dib? I'll tell you, some job you messiahs got! You think everyone is plotting to kill you while you pull jihads on them!

>> No.22690703

Oh yeah, it's kino time. I'm enjoying Murtagh a lot.

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>>22690703
forgot pic

>> No.22690711

>>22689268
>>22690703
>>22690710
very organic posts

>> No.22690725

>>22690710
Go away, Christopher. No one gives a shit about your kitbashed fanfiction.

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Dogshit compared to the first two 2bqh. The series gave me an appetite for lesbian fiction though. Any anons got recommendations?

>> No.22690767

>>22690748
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjanun_Sriduangkaew
I've written about a few of her works.

Or look in the mega at the lesbian fiction charts.

>> No.22690790

I recently read The Mote in God's Eye and very much enjoyed the clash of cultures. I found Motie cultural and biological structures fascinating. Does anyone here care for classic Science Fiction?

>> No.22690798

>>22690702
Great way to get burned alive on a pyre of your own shitposts kek

>> No.22690807

>>22690767
Much appreciated anon.

>> No.22690813

>>22690243
Blindsight was ok but not as good as the rifter trilogy

>> No.22690825

>>22690711
>>22690725
Meds NOW

>> No.22690841
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22690841

Gnosis is OP pls nerf

>> No.22690929

Am I missing out on much in Gardens of the Moon if I don't read these poem style excerpts at the beginning of each part and chapter? I'm not smart enough to discern any meaning from them, at least on a first read basis anyway. I'd imagine they're a lot more relevant with further book knowledge.

>> No.22691053

>>22690929
They're mostly for setting the tone of any given chapter and don't actually relate to the text directly. However, more than a few of them provide foreshadowing and context that will make sense if you remember them later which is fun but not strictly vital for understanding the books. Generally the poems will just set tone, and the prose ones will relate to something later on.

>> No.22691091

>>22690813
I've read the first book in the Rifer trilogy. Is it worth reading the rest of it? The main appeal was the cool deep sea setting, but the narrative seems to be moving the focus back onto dry land at the end of the first book.

>> No.22691119

>>22691091

Nah Starfish was fine but there's nothing interesting about the rest of the series

>> No.22691126

>>22689958
'The Lord of the Rings' is of course a fundamentally religious and Catholic work.'

>> No.22691145

>>22690748
Necroepilogos or the authors other work. I know its a webnovel but I personally love the vibe. It's also the most gay piece of literature I have ever read. Every character is a women who is either gay or going to be gay.

>> No.22691176

>>22691145
No reason to recommend webnovels in a literature board.

>> No.22691205

Guys, is Children of Time series good or is it gay? Reply below before I buy this fucker

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>>22688429
What are we reading this month?

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I'm too retarded and schizophrenic to purchase "The Hobbit" + "The Lord of the Rings" books for the reason they might all be heavily reedited for modern times.
Is there a collection out there that isn't edited for redditors and it sticks with the stories original roots?
pic for flavor

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what this?

>> No.22691291

>>22689078
Damn, I really need to make a "what I read" on Long and Short Sun like I did on New Sun and Urth, but I'm too lazy to pirate Photoshop on my new machine...

>> No.22691327

I finished the Silmarillion
Fuck the sons of feanor and sauron
The sons of feanor missed the mark as elements of tragedy, they just seemed terrible to me, like little brats
Literal human sacrifice on numenor, those fuckers deserved far more than they got
Melkor is a cunt
Melian is counselling Thingol for IIRC thousands of years yet he seems like an idiot

>> No.22691339

>>22691291
gimp

>> No.22691385

How do you guys feel about long page count chapters? I'm talking ones in in the 30-45 min + range.

>> No.22691426

>>22691327

Sauron is arguably one of the least blameworthy actors in the sagas. Sure he wages some war, runs some game, tricks some useful idiots but nothing Sauron does falls outside the normal rules of war or statecraft - and it's not like either the humans or the elves ever demonstrate the capacity for self-rule in any kind of reasonable way. The elves kick off their time in the universe by starting a literally eternal civil war and the humans don't do much better. It's not hard to make a case that suborning the idiots to a centralized power is the reasonable course; this is just Thomas Hobbes 101 and Sauron happens to be good with force and fraud. Is he a good guy? No. I'd argue that he is the protagonist though.

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>>22689562
It's Historical Fantasy, but read it anyways.

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>>22689562

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>>22689562

>> No.22691544
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22691544

What makes the perfect cozy slice of life story? How to retain that softness instead of capitulating to drama?

>> No.22691559

>>22691538
>>22691509
>>22691501
are these ai-slop?

>> No.22691563

>>22691559

something something turing

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>>22689562

>> No.22691577

>>22691559
The zoom brain truly is a rotten thing.

>> No.22691596

>>22689562
I really enjoyed Empire of the Vampire even though it's pretty cringe.

>> No.22691611

>>22689562
Just read the Vampire Hunter D novels. Pure kino

>> No.22691654

>>22691509
Took a quick look at the sample. Not bad, not bad at all. I will come back to this.

>> No.22691681

>>22691654
Based.

>> No.22691693

>>22691596
I don't know what it is, but Jay Krystoff can simply not control himself. He'll hit these high notes every now and then, and you think to yourself 'damn that was good', but then in the very next paragraph (or sentence) he'll try and outdo himself resulting in horrific levels of cringe. Empire of the Vampire oscillates from being complete and utter dogshit to flashes of brilliance for pretty much every page in the book. It's insane.

>>22691611
Vampire Hunter D can be a fun read, but the fights are some of the worst shit you'll ever read. I'm at the point where I've started to skim through them. "Erm, so this guy's like, totally epic. He can shoot the wings off a bee from 100 yards in 1/1000th of a second, and yet this other guy was able to dodge his attack AND get behind him!" Why are Asians like this holy shit it's so garbo.

>> No.22691703

My favorite passage from Shadow of the Torturer is probably "And if the truth is to be known, between my inmost being and the desperate attempt there stood the words I had heard that morning-the morning after my elevation. The Chatelaine Thecla had said I was "rather a sweet boy" and some already mature part of me knew that even if I succeeded against all odds, I would still be rather a sweet boy. At the time I thought it mattered."

>> No.22691710

>>22691693
>Why are Asians like this holy shit it's so garbo.
Excuse me? You're calling stuff like this garbo? Maybe you just don't appreciate worldbuilding.


Suddenly, the whole of Divine Bean Palace erupted with glaring rays of green light.

The green rays pierced through the soul beast’s body like countless sharp arrows.

The soul beast’s crazed laughter stopped abruptly, as it gave a muffled groan: “This damned Divine Bean Palace!!”

It roared in agitation, and was about to go berserk.

Old Ghost Bai Jun was afraid he would be crushed to death in a moment of carelessness, he quickly shouted: “Master, please calm your raging anger. Please take good care of yourself, taking care of your body is most important!”

The soul beast was persuaded, gradually calming down and mumbled: “Your words are correct, I need to take care of my body. I am going to kill all the inheritors and descendants of Spectral Soul, to take revenge for the hatred from back then!”

At the same time, Heavenly Court.

Countless halls shone with dazzling white light.

Suddenly, green aurora lights shone in the pure white sky.

The aurora lights lasted for a moment before gradually dissipating.

“Heavenly Court’s atmospheric changes are never a small matter, this seems to involve Genesis Lotus Immortal Venerable.” Fairy Zi Wei was in Heavenly Court, she quickly made deductions when she saw this unusual phenomenon.

After a while, she opened her eyes which had a trace of joy: “So it was Divine Bean Palace, which was put in Western Desert by Genesis Lotus Immortal Venerable. This Divine Bean Palace is a rank eight Immortal Gu House and has outstanding might. It is about to appear in the world, we can’t let it fall into Western Desert’s hands.”

Fairy Zi Wei slowly closed her eyelids and continued to deduce.

After obtaining the results, she called a Gu Immortal of Central Continent.

This rank eight Gu Immortal was dressed in a green robe, emitting an aura of a scholar. From his appearance, he looked young, but his eyes were deep and wise, he was already some thousands of years old.

“Chen Yi, you are the first supreme elder of Heavenly Lotus Sect, Divine Bean Palace is making an appearance in Western Desert, follow my plan and go subdue it.” Fairy Zi Wei instructed.

“Okay.” Chen Yi bowed slightly with no changes in his expression.

Fairy Zi Wei nodded: “Do this and you can resign from your position to enter Heavenly Court.”

Chen Yi was slightly moved, revealing a trace of joy. He once again bowed, and said in a clear voice: “Then, I shall thank Lady Zi Wei.”

Several days later, Western Desert.

Fang Yuan’s soul left his body.

He moved the soul and grasped a handful of sand!

“From phantom to solid, interfering with the material world, haha, I have finally reached hundred million man soul!” Fang Yuan was inwardly jubilant.

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>>22691710
For the love of Bean please tell me that's AI, and not a fellow human.

>> No.22691728

>>22691723
Buddy, someone took a lot of time to translate this classic, so show some respect. It's called Reverend Insanity.

>> No.22691741

>>22691710
The fact that I share a species with people who read stuff like this is so depressing

>> No.22691751

>>22691728
You might be onto something. Perhaps my Gu rank is just too low to appreciate the intricacy of the oriental tapestry being woven.

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>>22691741
>Why are translated stories from a non-latin language not written to english fantasy conventions?

>> No.22691825

>>22689913
jej

>> No.22691838

>>22691693
>I don't know what it is, but Jay Krystoff can simply not control himself.
This is one of the most true things I've ever heard about him. It's also why I love his books.

>> No.22691854

>>22689913
I know in a few of Sando's videos he mentions he had written close to 13 novels before he finally got published. Gotta give the man credit, he really did grind it out.

>> No.22691858

>>22689913
The filename got me.

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I just finished Dune ten minutes ago. I read it in 8 days. On one hand I felt like it was too long, but on the other hand I feel like it lacked more intricate details leaving it with a few loose ends. Does anyone else get the feeling that the ending felt a little rushed/smushed together?

For the love of god please someone talk about this book with me, it’s all I’ve thought about for the past week

>> No.22691932

>>22691923
The first part of Dune isn't over until you finish Messiah.

>> No.22691954

>>22691932
My liquified brain is going to pour out of my right ear if I read anymore Dune. How do people read all six books without becoming a sandworm themselves?

>> No.22692092

>>22691954
Biggerer brain than yuores

>> No.22692129

Bakker. Is. King.

>> No.22692160

>>22691741
Clearly you prefer cuckshit fantasy, consider reading >>22690188

>> No.22692162

I'm working my way though Urth now, it's the last book in the solar cycle for me. Bit of whiplash going back to our friend Severian, but so far it's been great.I really do like how Wolfe has his characters do the infodump thing.
The part where the ghosts of Severian's victims defend him was absolutely kino.

Wizard-Knight was fun too, am I correct in thinking that there's a lot less Wolfe nonsense, and that it's a more straightforward hero in another world kind of story? Or is the entire thing something like an allegory for Christianity coming to the Norse.
>>22689181
I like GGK a lot, and I absolutely agree with you on the ridiculous sex scenes. He does it in all his books.
No, the author is just taking us into his magical realm.

>> No.22692172

>>22691923
The ending feels weird because Dune is only half a book. Dune Messiah is the second half.

>> No.22692182

>>22689913
I don't think you've read grrm

>> No.22692186

>>22691923
I also just finished this book like two days ago. I wanted to talk to someone about it too! yay!

I wanted to complain about how disappointed I was by it. It's supposed to be this epic sci fi story about life and human nature and a sprawling fucking epic. Instead, it's a few awesome chapters of world-building before it devolves into complete Gary Stu, main character is literally god drivel.

Does it really get better in the subsequent books?
The ending was just so, so bad. "Oh, I'll do le epic sword fight (I can see his secret needle on his hip [not the left hip hahoo, I'm far too wise for that]). By the way, your daughter is my waifu now, and I am the emporer because I swear I'll kill the spice otherwise."

I dunno man. It was a 2.5/5 for me. To me, the only good part was the world-building

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We are so fucking back

>> No.22692219

>>22691710
>>22691723
>>22691728
>>22691741
It works if you read it with an old chinaman accent.

>> No.22692231

>>22692160
Good thing I don't value the opinion of bugmen or bugmen sympathizers

>> No.22692247

>>22691693
The thing I liked about Empire was that it was somewhere between Salem's Lot and The Black Company. He definitely goes a bit overboard with his cursing and has his main character get a bit too Shadow the hedgehog if you know what I mean. Still excited for a sequel.

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Rothfuss btfo

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What are you waiting for?

>> No.22692327

>>22692317
But Silk's blond, so that cover has to be some clever form of misdirection.

>> No.22692332

>>22692327
lol, lmao even

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About to read Three Hearts and Three Lions for the first time. The Broken Sword is one of my all time favourite stand-alone fantasy novels. The blurb makes it sound like isekai-shit, but I'm hoping the Anderson can elevate it. pic unrelated

>> No.22692578

>be murtagh
>hated by humans, dwarves and elves for different reasons
>travel around using a fake name
>galby cucked you out of learning magic
>did not get to go to elf hogwarts like eragon
>did not benefit from bullshit elf magic ceremonies like eragon
>now basically back to being as strong as an average human after losing your eldunari
>blueballed because the one girl you have feelings for is the queen
>seethe over eragon getting all the credit for everything while your name is a curse
>consider eragon to be a hack who got carried through most of the story and cheated against galbatorix
>constant ptsd and trauma over your upbringing
holy kino

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What do readers see in Wizard-Knight after reading the Solat Cycle? It's way less interesting and there's no novelty at all since you're used to time travel and people being Thecla'd all the time.

>> No.22692659

>>22691145
Looks pretty cool anon, thank you.

>> No.22692674

>>22692377
Portal fantasy in the hands of an Andre Norton or a Poul Anderson was about men held back by modernity, they were either heroes or had a savage nature that meant they were unable to fully express themselves in polite society. I won't go into details on Three Hearts and Three Lions out of respect for not spoiling you, but the reader will understand very quickly that our hero is just that, a hero in both modern times and the ancient worlds. There is some escapism to be sure but its backed up by a tragic almost pitiable nobility that knocks on the heart of any warm blooded man.

>> No.22692722

>>22692674
I'm around 50 pages in. It's reminding me of something like Phantases, or even King of Elfland's Daughter in that it's a lone 'knight' exploring the boarder of faerie and Earth. The prose is serviceable, nowhere near on the level of Broken Sword.

>> No.22692872

>>22692377
I hope you're better able to tolerate the accents he has every character speaking in than I could

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Does anyone else take small breaks between chapters? I always like to pause and think back on whatever it is I've read and theories a little before continuing.

>> No.22692933

>>22692231
I am so sorry that I am not a cuck or some pozzed feminist whos opinions you value

>> No.22692975

>>22691923

Dune is a nothingburger wherein nothing happens. There's a couple of knife fights, a bit of exposition, and a lot of filler that gets thrown out or ignored for the rest of the series.

>> No.22692994

>>22692186
>It's supposed to be this epic sci fi story about life and human nature and a sprawling fucking epic.

It's not. Dune's only claim to fame has always just been world-building. Someone lied to you or your expectations were out of line. 2.5/5 is about right.

>Does it really get better in the subsequent books?

As many people will tell you, Messiah is the high water mark. Children of Dune and God Emperor are not quite up to snuff but Leto II is worth chasing down. Heretics and Chapterhouse - Herbert has an aneurism or something and the last two books go full Bene Geseriboo.

>> No.22693134

finished murtagh
first half was pretty good, we got to see a lot of the "low-level" parts of the world for the first time in a while
the second half of the book was an utter shitshow quality-wise, but the core story was good
i liked that murtagh finally befriended people again without wearing a mask, they truly saw him at his lowest. them being the ones to spur murtagh and thorn forward past their traumas rather than overcoming it themselves was a great decision
yeah the pacing was utter dogshit and the antagonist being le person in the shadows all along was not good, BUT overall i did like her and it was a very interesting matchup. combat was a lot better in this book than the previous ones
the actual storyline being setup for the next arc of books is also pretty interesting. curious to see what happens in the "Book V"

>> No.22693152

>>22692186
Book 1 was the only one I truly liked, maybe aside from Book 4 God Emperor. I wouldn't honestly stop at Book 1, go read something else. There are so many other books. MAYBE read Book 2 to finish up with Paul.

>> No.22693155

>>22692887
sometimes. I also unironically keep very very tight notes on a notecard of major characters / plot elements / themes ; mostly because I find myself reading books and not remember them at all years later. PKD's Ubik? I couldn't tell you a single thing that book was about but I read it maybe 10 years ago.

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>>22692887
One of my favourite things to do. When a chapter is just so good, I have to put the book down and go about my day with a shit eating grin, thinking 'damn.'

>> No.22693198

>>22693152
>There are so many other books.

There really aren't.

>> No.22693212

Is The Day After Tomorrow a good place to read next from Heinlen if all I've read is Moon and I thought that was pretty average.

>> No.22693226

>>22693212
Heinlein is only worth reading through a historical lens. His work has no intrinsic value, It's just a part of how we got where we are. Mostly proto-shonen/power fantasy targeted at poorly educated young men with a dash of what we today call subversion.

>> No.22693231

>>22689661
I just finished the book last week after recommendation from a friend and this review right here is spot on. Almost 700 pages of a prologue.

>> No.22693238

To Yarros’s surprise, her publisher wanted to launch a new fantasy imprint with it.

Yarros — who lives in Colorado Springs and has a busy home life, with six children,

Since its release in May, “Fourth Wing” has sold more than two million copies globally, according to the publisher.

On TikTok, hashtags for the author and the series have been viewed more than a billion times. Amazon MGM Studios has optioned the series for a TV adaptation, with Yarros as an executive producer.

The novel’s runaway success stems in part from the boom in romantasy,

she often felt discouraged by her stagnant sales.

in 2022, her pitch for “Fourth Wing” was accepted. She’d written 20 romances, but this was a chance to write fantasy, something she’d wanted to do ever since her first book failed to sell

Barnes & Noble is holding midnight release parties at more than 200 stores, including one at the Union Square store in New York that Yarros plans to attend along with 600 fans; tickets to that event sold out in minutes. Independent stores, as well as bookstores in Britain and Australia, are also throwing midnight parties, a rare occurrence that booksellers say reminds them of the fan fervor around “Twilight” and “Harry Potter.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/06/books/rebecca-yarros-fourth-wing-iron-flame.html

>> No.22693242

>>22693238
sure sounds natural

>> No.22693244

>>22690231
I am currently reading Children of Time by Tchaikovsky. I like the 1st perspective but the other is draining to read.

I'm looking forward to reading Chasm City once I'm done with this.

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/SFFG/ Recommendations:

Read Reverend Insanity, Lord of The Mysteries, Neuromancer, Hyperion, The Prince of Nothing

Also read The Wandering Inn, Between Two Fires, Mother of Learning, Cradle, I Shall Seal the Heavens, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Poppy War.

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/SFFG/ Recommendations: LITRPG Edition

Read Azarinth Healer, Primal Hunter, He Who Fights with Monsters, Dungeon Crawler Carl

Also read System Universe, Dissonance, Defiance of the Fall, Iron Prince.

>> No.22693262

>>22689188
>isn't ready for this conversation
Did you just graduate from tumblr? Or are you not ready for that conversation?

>> No.22693267

>>22689913
>Unironically thinks Jordan meanders a bit
>A BIT
Maybe you'd enjoy Sarah J. Maas?????

>> No.22693271

Ian Brandon Sanderson

>> No.22693295

>>22688474
It's okay to like Harry Potter, you can still separate it from that transphobic dirtbag.

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>>22690231
I'm reading Embassytown by Mieville now and I think it's great. I'm still a bit unsure on how to understand how the alien race uses language ; it's the case that they literally cannot tell lies, they can only speak Truths, and so they incorporate humans into their language to come up with similes, in order to skirt around their language hinderances. The ideas are interesting, the world building is neat, and the main character is tolerable. Mieville wrote the book a bit non linearly (some chapters are in the past, some in the present) and that type of writing is definitely a page turner for me as I want to figure out just what the hell is going on. If you have any interests in language, philosophy of language, exploring a new alien race - check it out.

>> No.22693316

>>22692219
This actually works, and I can't stop laffin

>> No.22693325

I like the Stormlight Archive.

>> No.22693340

>>22693295
Go off, sister.

>> No.22693382

>>22693315

It may help to understand that Embassytown is a thinly veiled take on the abject and apocalyptic failure of Marxism and Mieville's own inability to reconcile the reality of Stalin with the ideals that allowed Stalin to happen.

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Books like picrel?

>> No.22693491

>>22693480
Not sci fi but John le Carre is the undisputed master of onion-peeling investigative human mystery. Start with Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

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>onion-peeling investigative human mystery.

>> No.22693520

>>22693515
Nerd

>> No.22693594

>>22690188
what a shit book

>> No.22693603

>>22691544
do any of these long stretches of land where anyone could walk through actually exist?

>> No.22693612

>>22693603
They're called parks

>> No.22693621

>>22691240
Just go on used book sites and look for older editions if you're that much of a paranoid /pol/tranny

>> No.22693669

>>22693245
>a song of slop and shit
You have to go back...

>> No.22693690

>>22692186
The story isn't over until book 3, then book 4 is a different beast entirely
If you think Paul is a Gary Stu you misunderstood his role

>> No.22693695

>>22693669
>t. has never read Martin and bases his opinion of his writing on the popularity of a TV show

>> No.22693717

>>22693695
Don't even try to understand thirdworlders.

>> No.22693743

>>22693717
I just don't know what people are thinking trying to criticize Martin.

>> No.22693749

>>22693603
Have you never seen a hollow?
Have you never gone through the mountains and found meadows?

If you're in the American Southwest, check out Kaibab National Forest on the north side of the Grand Canyon. Pine forests and run to open meadows. It's gorgeous.

>> No.22693771

>>22692186
It’s really easy to complain about the ending because it goes
>They blew up the shield!!1!1
>They blew up the ships!1!1!
>They killed the bad guys!!!!1
>Paul’s friend dies :DDDDDDD
>Paul kills the other bad guy!!!1!!
>Paul buck breaks the Emperor :DDDDD

The rest of the rest of the book was so much more tactful with the story.

>> No.22693835

>>22693480
"Do Androids dream of electric sheep" is a good novel

>> No.22693911

new thread WHEN?

>> No.22693980

>>22693911
A day or two

>> No.22694009

>>22690030
the wanderer and beowulf? yeah helps set the context but lotr works regardless

>> No.22694019
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Saw a troll thread about GRRM dying and now I want to discuss ASOIAF

Who do you guys think wrote the Pink Letter (letter Jon reads that causes him to commit treason and get -ACKed!)?
On first read, I was sure it was Ramsay, then after reading it again I thought it was Mance since he keeps on talking about 'crows'. Now I am really not sure, why would Mance be talking about Reek, something that Jon would have no idea about. Also there's no mention of the handwriting being different, so I assume that the handwriting is the same as Ramsay's first letter, and I doubt Mance knows what Ramsay's handwriting looks like.

>> No.22694029

>>22694019

I think it's a group effort there seems to be a lot of hidden codes scattered throughout it my best guess would be Bran

>> No.22694043

>>22694029
>Bran
That's a new one. How do you think that Bran did it? He's curled up in a cave, eating Jojen paste, mind raping Hodor, and learning how to skin change into ravens and trees. I don't think he has the time or knowledge to puppeteer something like that [yet].

>> No.22694052

>>22694043

Guess it depends on how important Jon and Jon's sacrifice are needed for The Others also because Bran can see everything he would know about whether the stuff with Arya or the Speerwives and Mel in the cage are real or bullshit . I also got a feeling Jon and Bran's chapters are going to converge through Mel maybe she is Bloodraven's daughter with Seastar

>> No.22694070

>>22694019
It was Patchface all along

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>> No.22694077

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>> No.22694078

newfag here. is caveman fantasy a thing? i want to read about a caveman with a club going on an adventure.

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>> No.22694097

>>22694052
>I also got a feeling Jon and Bran's chapters are going to converge through Mel maybe she is Bloodraven's daughter with Seastar
Mel is a slave girl from Asshai who was sold to the red temple. I doubt she is a secret Targaryen, we have enough of those already. She sees Bloodraven in her flames and immediately thinks that he is a pawn of the Great Other. ...Maybe that is foreshadowing that the two will interact somehow but I kinda doubt it, I have a feeling that Mel's final act is going to be reviving Jon.
>Bran can see everything he would know about whether the stuff with Arya or the Speerwives and Mel in the cage are real or bullshit .
I don't think he has the tools to affect the world south of the wall yet. Unless he secret did some massive power leveling off page he's not strong enough to skin change a non-retarded human being, especially not one so far away, past the Wall which has been shown to be a barrier for magic (Jon can't sense Ghost when they're on opposite sides, Cold Hands can't cross, etc.)

>> No.22694100

Somebody fix your bot

>> No.22694109

>>22690008
most can't write anything else. social media empowered them, talentless holes that they are.

>> No.22694120

>>22694100
sploop

>> No.22694148

NO NEW BOT POSTS, Ainjärv

>> No.22694153
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22694153

The final chapters of The Way of Kings were very good. Kino even. But I'm afraid I won't see such a peak in the sequels...

>> No.22694205

>>22694153
The end of book 2 goes full dragon ball z you should keep going anon

>> No.22694230

>>22694019
I'm guessing it was Mance writing it to provoke Jon to ride South.

>> No.22694237

>>22694073
>>22694077
>>22694079
>>22694083
Bakkerbot broke

>> No.22694270

>>22694237
Italja

>> No.22694360

>>22693238
Is this the new lightlark style psyop

>> No.22694396

>>22693238
Are they trying to create non hype around a book to artificially create another Twilight / Harry Potter / Hunger Games?

>> No.22694414

>>22694153
Honestly the finales of all of the books are pretty good. The second one is the only one that I feel had the proper buildup/pacing to match that ending though. Oathbreaker was way too long and Rhythm of War was kinda all over the place. I actually liked Rhythm of War's last part the most. Some of the best 300ish pages I've ever read.

>> No.22694420 [DELETED] 

Verne or Wells?

I prefer Verne because even though his imagery and style are worse his themes are better.

Can anyone reccomend a similar author?

>> No.22694423

>>22694414
(samefag) But yeah the first read of Way of Kings just hits different. I was like 18 at the time, finished it before dinner and sat down next to my dad in silence for like ten minutes. He asked me what was wrong, because he thought I was upset or something. I just said "Dad, I just finished the best book I've ever read". Which was true at the time, before I really spread my wings and read other shit (B A K K E R).

>> No.22694451

>>22694423
Based.
Bakker is King.

>> No.22694462

>>22693695
>coping this hard about a song of slop
Sad. You still have to go back.

>> No.22694488

>>22694019
It 100% is written by Ramsay, as it foretells the Stannis/Wyman scheme. Like "My troops have returned with Stannis' sword as proof of his death" lol wut? He aint dead if you don't got the head, and anyone faking the letter would simply say they have Stannis head on a pole.

>> No.22694491

Mysterious Island worth reading or is it really dated?

>> No.22694500

>>22692377
>The Broken Sword is one of my all time favourite stand-alone fantasy novels
Same, but I think 3 Hearts 3 Lions is hot garbage though. It did a ton to inspire D&D and thus the genre as a whole so it's still worth reading for that.

>> No.22694536
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22694536

>>22694500
I didn't understand law vs chaos until I read it (and some catholic theology).

>> No.22694582

>>22689562
The wheel of time, I saw the first season on Amazon, I'm told the books are amazing,

I still remember watching Dune after finishing the books and home much I hate the changes, I can't imagine how their botched these too since they skip all too soon trough the story,

>> No.22694621

>>22694488
>as it foretells the Stannis/Wyman scheme
Wasn't the letter received before the battle of ice? We have TWOW sample chapters where Stannis is still sulking in the village

>> No.22695002

>>22694582
The dune adaptatiom is fantastic compared to the wheel of time one. The WoT series by amazon has very little in common with it's spurce material, it's essentially a totally different story with the same names.

>> No.22695085
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22695085

>>22688429
entire and the rose series any good? need new stuff to listen to while im at work

>> No.22695090

EReader or physical copy? I find I only purchase hard copies when it's something I already enjoyed and want it for my library.

>> No.22695126

>>22694621
The chapters are not chronologically ordered in Dance. Each POV runs on its own timeline. Also the battle was written but lifted out of the book due to size constraints (as was all 10 pre-released TWoW chapters we've got).

>> No.22695154
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22695154

>>22688429
What's something similar in tone to Planescape / Baldur's Gate / Gothic / Old World Warhammer setting? I already read Bakker and Wolfe (didn't particularely love the latter)

>> No.22695188

/sffg/ - Bakker, Martin, and Wolfe

>> No.22695211

/sffg/ - Rothfuss, Sanderson and Paolini

>> No.22695224

>>22695211
who's the third guy?

>> No.22695242
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22695242

Some Frenchmen retreating from Moscow are saved by tactically naive aliens that need them to conduct their robot soldiers in a war...

>> No.22695250

>>22695154
Gotrek and Felix.

>> No.22695278

>>22695250
Already read :(

>> No.22695348

>>22694019
Definitely not Ramsay

>> No.22695352
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22695352

>>22693244
I'm enjoying his anti-WEF novel.

>> No.22695464

>>22695154
you could read the d&d books. drizzt and the like.

>> No.22695488
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22695488

Showing off some cool paperbacks I picked up lately. Going to try and track down the same editions of Elric in case they inflate in price if Moorcockc dies sometime soon but there's something about these editions that are so much better than newer releases.

>> No.22695509

What would you recommend as a good introduction/first novel to read by Neal Stephenson?

>> No.22695599
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22695599

>expected giga plot twist
>there was no giga plot twist
Ayyys were cool

>> No.22695622

>>22695599
Those ayys were not cool. Those ayys were horrifying.

>> No.22695633

>>22692887
Not between chapters. If I'm reading an omnibus, I'll usually break between novels within the book itself though. I usually break up series too (eg take a break and read a stand-alone novel, or non-fiction, maybe even a comic or RPG book so I don't burn out and can comfortably finish the series)

>> No.22695638

>>22695509
>If under 18
Snow Crash
>If over 18
Anathem
>If over 25 and not yet married
An Introduction to Polyamory and the Cuckold Lifestyle

This post is not facetious in the slightest. Be advised. I'm fucking serious.

>> No.22695677

>>22695622
>Those ayys were horrifying.

And then anon realized that his species were the horrifying ayys all along

>> No.22695680

>>22695677
shut up portia

>> No.22695704

>>22695509

Other anon has the right idea but my rec is The Confusion. Anathem is a very good read too.

>> No.22695750

>>22695680

*her

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>>22691923
If you don't like loose ends for gods sake don't read the rest of the novels. They literally go nowhere right back to the beginning of the series only now it's the future
Anyways, I'm about to start pic related. I haven't seen anyone talk about these books but they look comfy. There are 5 more in this series and they'll all pretty huge books

>> No.22695840

>>22688429

Are there fantasy or sci fi series you recommend with more of a focus on court intrigue and political gambit focus without necessarily being about heists and rebellions/wars? It's a bit hard to convey. I'm just burnt out with all the obligatory 'journey through *insert location far from the politics*' that a bunch of popular series seem to have in at least some capacity.

>> No.22695863

>>22691923
>>22692975
>>22692186

I think the appeal of the first Dune for the average normie is the imagining of what that empire Paul would create would be in all its nebulous grandeur. Or rather just soaking in atmosphere and filling in the blanks of that distant universe with headcanon cope. People like the idea of Dune more than the book itself. Hence why they might get bored with subsequent books. Not worth it after God Emperor of Dune. It's fine for a couple of books but your millage may vary as it demystifies a lot of the future of the first book. Some parts honestly make the world seem smaller.

>> No.22695905
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22695905

ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzz

>> No.22695910

Anomander Rake is so fucking cool

>> No.22695941

>>22695840
Curse of Chalion

>> No.22695954

Can you help me find something? It's a science fiction novel about a bunch of ritual murders, and an alien race called Dancers. I've completely lost it, and never been able to find it since and both chatgpt and googling have failed me. Anyone remember this?

>> No.22695989

>>22695154
>What's something similar in tone to Planescape / Baldur's Gate / Gothic / Old World Warhammer setting? I already read Bakker and Wolfe (didn't particularely love the latter)
Death Gate Cycle

>> No.22696012

>>22695622
All they want is for humans to turn the volume down so they can autistically terraform their extrasolar planet in peaceful quiet.

>> No.22696030

>>22695954
Dancers are a race of spider aliens in the Lost Fleet series by Jack Campbell, but i think you're actually looking for Children of Time by Tchaikovsky, which is also about spider aliens strangely enough, unless I'm mixing it up with something else.

>> No.22696032

>>22695863
The fundamental problem with the Dune sequels is that the most appealing part of the setting for most people is the space feudalism with its noble houses soap opera, and that part of the setting gets destroyed at the end of the first book.

>> No.22696074

>>22696030

It's not Children of Time though this does look interesting...

>> No.22696218

>>22695954
Alien Influences by Kristine Kathryn Rusch?

>> No.22696280

>>22690308
>muh nature
fuck off. If you support someone else's woman you're a cuck, period.

>> No.22696284

>>22690301
in what sense is it? I can't even cook up a convincing bait post with the premise.

>> No.22696286

>>22692377
I feel like that the portal fantasy trope/genre was not overused when the book was first written (1950s). Best thing I could compare it to is Phantases desu

>> No.22696287

>>22691723
>chinaman
>fellow human

>> No.22696300

>>22696296
?

>> No.22696302

Are there any fantasy books/stories with horror elements set in a subterranean world? I want deep, dank cavernous abysses.

>> No.22696305

>>22692377
>Brave Sir Knight, mindeth thou if I summonst a daemon to givest thou directions?
>Yeah, knock yourself out

>> No.22696306
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22696306

The beginning of "The Eternal World" where the guy gets trapped in an never-ending moment in the Platonic world of forms at the end of time gave me anxiety as fuck.

>> No.22696327

>Death Gate Cycle
worth reading?

>> No.22696331

>>22696300
Yes

>> No.22696338
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22696338

>So. Once more we have come to the end of the road. A huge thanks to you, my faithful readers, for joining me on this journey. It’s been an honor and a pleasure. I hope life is treating you well and that you defeat whatever might bedevil you in the dark. Remember that you aren’t alone. We each have a light inside of ourselves, and it’s important to share that light with others.
>Go forth, be awesome, and as always…Atra esterní ono thelduin.
>Christopher Paolini
>November 7, 2023
Yep, I'm thinking kino is back

>> No.22696339

>>22694153
Books 1 and 2 were kino. Book 3 was good at the start but then I completely lost interest with all the Cosmere shit and expanded worldbuilding.

>> No.22696343

>>22696339
Sanderson still has the gall to say you don't need to buy his 50 other books when any cosmere novel published in or after 2017 has at least a dozen implications to other power systems every chapter if not characters blatantly using incorrect powers on panel

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>It's a mega crossover series
I sleep

>> No.22696424

>>22696300
The author puts a footnote letting you know when the story properly kicks off. It's maybe 5-10 chapters in? Either way it does indeed get better.

>> No.22696567

What's some popular Urban Fantasy novels/webnovels?

>> No.22696576

>>22695085
oh yes . it's cuck shit . Fitting for a western reader .

>> No.22696632

>>22696338
Why can't I upvote this epic post???

>> No.22696704

>>22694153
Just finished WoK earlier and was actually getting giddy with the reveals and awed by awesome character moments, I hate the sfg hivemind

>> No.22696816

>>22696302
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1951/1951-h/1951-h.htm

>> No.22696954

>>22693911
DIE

>> No.22697000

>>22693749
>Kaibab National Forest
Exactly what I was looking for. Thank you.

>> No.22697001

>>22695085
>need new stuff to listen to while im at work
what mindless work do you do that lets you listen to hours of audiobooks?

>> No.22697129

>>22696343
Most of it kinda just blends into the writing unless you already know what to look for, in recent secret projects it's way more prevalent though and I'd say all the cosmere SP books assume you've read at least stormlight

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22697137

Thinking about reading pic rel for the first time

>> No.22697189

>>22697137
Thinking about responding post rel for the first time

>> No.22697252

>>22696218

Yes! Exactly that! Thanks brotha.

>> No.22697266

Say theoretically speaking Malazan received a live action series, do you think they would have the balls to make the Tiste Andii wear blackface to achieve their obsidian skin?

>> No.22697293

>>22697266
No, they would hire black actors whose skin is obsidian.

>> No.22697299

>>22695224
guy who wrote eragon

>> No.22697301

>>22697137
Have you thought about reading Murtagh(TM) by renowned author Christopher Paolini instead?

>> No.22697311

>>22694462
I'm sorry that English is your second language :(

>> No.22697359

>>22697311
Good observation, brother. Only a brown-skin would dare insult and critique our god-on-earth Martin.

>> No.22697375

The Future of Books, article
> People will pick up books not because of the plot, but because they want to *feel* a certain way.

> organized her bookstore around feelings rather than topic or genre.

> Publishers are thinking this way, too “what we have to communicate to the reader is how they're going to feel."

>> No.22697378

Wolfe=Reddit
Tolkien=Reddit
Martin=Reddit
Bakker=KING

>> No.22697379

>>22694462
>>22697359
Hey samefag, just a reminder that I HATE you! hehe :3

>> No.22697387
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BAKKER=REDDIT
PAOLINI IS KING!!!
READ MURTAGH!!!!! RRRAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22697392

new thread WHEN?

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>>22697392
When you READ PAOLINI

>> No.22697404

>>22697398
>>22697392
>>22697387
>>22697379
>>22697378
>>22697375
>>22697359
>>22697311
>>22697301
>>22697299
Bakker is KING
>The horsemen battled with panicking mounts. Their mouths opened in cries that could not be heard. Alarums. Pleas. Some even cursed the callow arrogance of their illustrious Lord. But Sibawûl, who could see if not hear their consternation, ignored them. He stared at the surging Horde, his face blank—the look of one testing the validity of dreams. The Sranc seemed a singular thing, a millipede skin, celled with howling mouths, haired with crude arms, chapped and scaled with black armour. As one they charged, their numbers so vast as to make the twenty-three hundred Cepalorae seem a twig before the flood. They unmoored the very ground beneath the Ordealmen, so that Wreoleth, far from a rock awaiting the tide, seemed a raft floating toward doom. Sibawûl watched without word or expression. Several horse-thanes screamed at him. Dozens of Vindaugamen—a shameful handful—fled. Others wheeled their balking ponies in preparation. The Nymbricani braced themselves against their cantles, lowered their lances. Even as they watched, the Sranc flying at the fore of the rush faltered, drawn up by some inexplicable terror. Many of the Cepalorae even glanced at the sky behind them, thinking that perhaps the Holy Aspect-Emperor had come. More and more of the creatures began screaming, scrambling backward, as if an invisible line had been scrawled about the circuit of the dead city. But all the world behind them was hunger in near infinite repetition, the obscene desire to savage and couple with their ancient foe. The horrified ones were shoved and trampled—some were even cut down, such was the frenzy. Sranc climbed their brothers, some to rush the horsemen on the mound, others to escape them, and countless abominations died in the crush. Abject madness consumed the frontal masses, forming a rind of cannibalistic fury. Only when it reached the very foot of the ancient fortifications did the surge stall …

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>>22697404
Sorry Bakkerchud but PAOLINI is KING
Murtagh Morzansson BTFOs all Dunyaincucks
Look on as sissy Kellhus bows before the MURTAGH BVLL

>> No.22697443

>GRRM asslickers broke the bakkerbot
lol

>> No.22697447

>>22697137
>>22697189
>>22697311
Hey samefag, just a reminder that I HATE you! hehe :3

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>>22697447
Mindbroken by Paolini BVLLS

>> No.22697485

New !!!
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