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I steal from the library. I have stolen literally thousands of books from the library. I don’t buy books anymore. I treat library shelves like a real life page on Amazon. Whatever looks good, it’s mine; it’s all mine, whenever I decide. They go on my bag and I go out the door. Am I rescuing those books from the demos? I don’t care; they’re mine and no one else’s.

>> No.22614919

>>22614901
This poster masturbates to BBC (Big Black Cock) porn btw.

>> No.22614922

>>22614919
How did you know?

>> No.22614924

>>22614901
i used to do that when I was a kleptomanias

>> No.22614935

>>22614901
Ideally you should steal from a bookstore not a library that way you're damaging capitalists profits (NEETs who thrive on wagies exploitation and upholds the wageslavery system)

>> No.22614958

>>22614922
yt pipo don't steal

>> No.22614974

Please dont actively damage last remnants of nice institutions we have

>> No.22614981

>>22614958
I have proof they do

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>>22614974
Then thats exactly what they will go for...it was never about what it is to them but what it is to (You).

Reject ocean.
Retvrn to movntain.

>> No.22615065

I've stolen at least 30 books from my university library. All of them haven't been checked out in decades.

>> No.22615083

>>22614974
If the library closes down where will homeless guys jack off to internet porn?

>> No.22615329

>>22614935
who cares? libraries have insurance

>> No.22615360

>>22614901
Based. Libraries cheat hardworking authors out of book sales.

>> No.22615365

>>22614901
Give them back Tyrone.

>> No.22615371

>>22614901
That’s pretty based.
I used to steal bigger things like books and Knick knacks from places. It was quite the thrill.
I moved on to stealing girls’ hearts and hurting them.
That’s quite the thrill too until one of them snaps and tries to kill you.
Tried and failed, here we are again.

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>>22614901
I rent books, scan every page into a PDF, then add it to my e-reader. I've done over 500 books.

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>>22614901
Literal Nazi depriving people of knowledge. Shame! SHAME!

>> No.22615375

>>22614901
Based as fuck, the boomers would steal everything from you if given the chance. Fuck this society, take everything you can.

>> No.22615401

>>22615373
retard

>> No.22615434

>>22614901
Where do you live so we can treat your house like you treat libraries?

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22615538

I'm currently putting together a team to track OP down and bringing him to justice.

>> No.22615567

>>22614901
You wouldn't just steal books and never read them, would you OP?

>> No.22615584

Based klepto

>> No.22615653

>>22614901
Same. I focus on quality overquantity, mostly stealing rare first editions. Nothing under a grand. Probably stole 10k worth of books in the last year, my best was a rare first edition hardcover signed by a prominent head of state to one of the professors at the university. My goal is to someday have a beautifl library, and pass it on to my children.

>> No.22615677

>>22615538
The only injustice I see is that phrasing

>> No.22616103

>>22615065
>haven't been checked out in decades.

Those are the out of print books that are the most valuable to scholars. Some of those have only one copy existing in the entire interlibrary loan system.

So you are a real prick.

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>>22614901
I stole the books.

>> No.22616317

>>22616103
low trust society. scholars are actually a big cause of this and thus the net amount of based in the world goes up. so, whatever