/lit/ - Literature

>>2261149

My finals don't end until next Wednesday. I only had my first exam yesterday.

>litclub
What?

Litclub?

what the fuck is litclub?

>Finals
What?

>week
what?

(i totally agree with op)

Good god at the newfags in this thread.

ill be there in 20 seconds

It's the /lit/ room on tc bro

>>2261314
Will you show your tits? I'll consider joining the chat and having some insightful discussions for the sole purpose of recreation if yes.

>>2261333
nooo

>>2261338
Bummer.
Trips >>2261333 said yes, you know...

>>2261333
>Will you show your tits?
>tits
OP has no tits.

why

Kill it with fire

>>2261352
Message was not meant for OP, but for 'her':
>>2261314 >>2261325

>>2261367
Oh, I meant "her". OP might have tits, I don't know.

>>2261379

OP has tits assuming that he/she/it is a mammal. Whether or not they are desirable to look is another story.

>>2261404
>conflating tits with mammaries
One day, son, you'll understand the difference.

what is litclub?

>>2261435
/lit/'s chatroom

>>2261149
link?

>>2261471

>>2261480
>implying my shitty 3G connection with cut bandwith will be able to handle some ugly camwhore

>>2261480
how cute, she has the same beanie as this cat!

This shit was the source of all cancer on /lit/

First they posted links
then a wankish chat group formed
then it spread to /lit/ as a trip clique
then it ruined everything about our board

Don't feed it. Report the thread and leave it alone after that

/litx

>>>/soc/

There's a reason it's an auto-ban.

What the hell?

I thought /lit/ was the last bastion of over 20s on 4chan; a place to enjoy the company of people who have more important things on their minds than attention seeking and what to wear at school on monday. Yet now I'm confronted with chatrooms, tripfags, TOGTFO posts and a clearly underage girl(?) wearing a winter hat indoors?

For shame, /lit/, for shame.

>>2263165

That's why nobody goes on the fucking thing. Because it's shit, and below us.

>>2263165

>>2263186
Post tits. I am ready to fucking

>>2263186

That really isn't helping your case that you're not an under-age tumblrfag.

>>2263189

>>2263186

"ck yew"

what does that mean?

>>2263190

>>2263197
she gonna cook a dinna for u boy

We've got a badass over here. Putting words on paper and taking pictures. Can you imagine?

Next she'll be telling us she has rights.

>>2263200

You have an unattractive hairline.

>>2263201
aaiiiiiight

am'wait.

>>2263200

No way are you over the age of 18

>>2263200
you're so cute, write "i love andy" please...

>>2263200

So there's no one at your litclub? What do you do all day? chill here?

We're actually paying her attention? Ok, I'm out. Well /lit/, it's been fun, but fuck this.

This is a /lit/erature board. Post books or gtfo.

>>2263206

>>2263209

>>2263219
>>2263218

Also, the joints of your fingers are more wrinkly than would be expected for an individual of your age.

litx
You stupid morons

shoe on head

>>2263208

get out

>>2263209

get out 2: get outer

>>2263227

get out with a vengeance

>>2263215

>>2263219
TAHNK YOU!!!

>>2263230

>>2263219
now do this for me, my name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren
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eschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior.

This thread is a good advertisement for why I don't visit litclub.

That and I'm not welcome.

/lit/ was the last place I thought I would encounter a whore of cam variety.

I guess narcissistic twats leave no corner of the tubes untainted.

>>2263242
we had another one a long time ago, she was fat and studying latin literature and had nudes

>>2263242
>A board filled with narcissistic tripfags, namefags and general whores.

>wasn't expecting camwhores
Really?

Shit, and I thought I was new here.

>>2263229

>>2263236

>>2263248
welp, I guess that's it for this thread, unless you can fulfill the request in >>2263236

>>2263249
hey nice cop out bitch, go fuck yourself

>>2263235

listen you seem nice enough and have a cool coatrack but you really ought to be post about book

>>2263245
I just came here for the first time for book recommendations. Normally I'm a fa/tv/irgin, so I suspect even the worst thread on /lit/ is better than the best one there.

>>2263249
I can't fap to this.

>>2263255

This is the worst thread on /lit/

>>2263254

>>2263261
That's not posting about a book, that's showing a picture of a book. Introduce a topic of conversation or fuck of. And then fuck off anyway. God, I wish we had mods.

>>2263257

>>2263265
NOw that's what I'm talkin about!!!!

>>2263265
Hey girl, wanna cyber?

>>2263265
This thread just got interesting.

>>2263265

And with that, he left /lit/ forever, never to return.

>>2263272
I wanna see his dick. Or his vagina/tits/ass

>>2263274
Oh come on, I thought you were just kidding. But oh well, might as well go all the way now!

Okay guys, I'll just go over to my corner and nostalge over the days with Brownbear and D&E while you guys watch a camwhore that might be a trap

Thank you, random girl, for showing /lit/ people how smart and underestimated we are. Thanks for teaching us girls at 4chan are not always attention whores.

Go to hell with your panties, by the way. If you want to do it right, at least give the boys some tits. Otherwise you're just another underage trying to impress. Which you are.

LOL

Will /lit/ love me if I showed my underwear?

>>2263281

Are we playing this game? Because mine have Batman on them.

>>2263279

>>2263283
ttly. Let's have an underwear party.

>>2263274
wait one goshdarned minute.. you're not the girl I mentioned in >>2263244 are you??. because if you are, you've lost a lot of weight over the past year. good job, stay in shape

>>2263284
Don't be sorry rub your nakedness in her puritan face!

>>2263287
Fuck yeah underwear party.

Is this now a clothes thread?

>>2263293
jesus christ someone needs to get some sunlight

>>2263297
holy hell I'd think you were 12 years old if you weren't as tall as the shower curtain

>>2263301
I tucked my collar in as /fa/ instructed and it looks a bit better

>>2263302
Take your hand out of the fucking pocket. You look like a timid little shit

>>2263302
>Taking advice from /fa/
They don't know shit... seriously.

I'd have the shirt hang out the bottom, casual look up in there.

Also. I think we derailed an already bad thread. Well done people.

Pic related, it's me looking fly in a cookie monster sweater.

>>2263284
Your tears only make me harder. Now shot tits.

You're all small time.

>>2263313
holy shit, jesse eisenberg posts in /lit??

>>2263318
Jesse Eisenberg is a little bitch. He still owes me $10.

>>2263293
>>2263297
>>2263313

Have you guys ever seen a cookBOOK?

>>2263315

the eyebrow store called

tits or fits or gtfo

>>2263323
*feets

>>2263298

We don't have the sun over here.

>>2263274

nice training bra little girl

>>2263315
you

post some embarrassing, coquettish pandering-to-basement-dweller-and-future-mall-spree-shooter webcam shots right now

>>2263321
Nope, but I eat a healthy 3 square meals a day. Snack inbetween and get lots of fruit and veg.

Sorry you're fat though.

>>2263343
i want 2see what lies underneath it..

>>2263289

>>2263359
Listen. I looked at the exif data. I know these pics are from a year ago. Just post the nudes, if they exist, and get it over with. Ploease.

>>2263326

>>2263370

>>2263381
moar

Show tits or GTFO now

>>2263381

I'd fuck you, but please, please go away.

pic of body in underwear pl0x

>>2263390
She'd have to clean her room before I came around.

>>2263357

>>2263344

Not really sure that's my style, unfortunately...

this thread needs to be aborted immediately

>>2263427
>tripfag
>wants shitty thread aborted

Oh, the irony.

i thought it was dead

>>2263313

>HELMETLIKE HAIRSTYLING.
>BLACK "LEATHER SHOES" THAT A "BABYBOOMER FATHER OF THREE" WOULD WEAR, WITH JEANS.
>UNBECOMING GRAPHIC SHIRT.
>SELFPORTRAIT TAKEN AGAINST MIRROR.

>>2263450

You''re right, be wasn't a patch on my awesome Batman boxers.

>>2263313
>me looking fly

yeah, nah

I don't understand how kids these days have fucking messy brown mops on their heads, shitty print hoodies/t-shirts, skinny jeans and skater faggot shoes and think it's even remotely attractive

protip: having a brown hair longer than a 2 inches but shorter than shoulder length makes you look like a fucking child, or jesse eisenberg at best

you want to look attractive? how about grow some damn muscles if you're going to wear a t-shirt. or maybe slap on a button up shirt with some slacks, and actually style your hair instead of making it messy on purpose

>t-shirt with gay ass logo
>jeans that show your womanly thighs
>gay haircut
>hurr we stylin now

and I realize you're not wearing everything I mentioned, they were just examples

>>2263472

why don't men wear nice hats anymore? why doesn't matlock come on in the afternoons anymore? tell the nurse to stop stealing my glasses. YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN

we're on /litx now, deep

>>2263483
>litclub
>5 dudes not saying anything, nobody on cam
>litx
>10 dudes not saying anything, nobody on cam

I swear this board is more autistic than /r9k/ and /jp/ combined

>>2263472
Manliness died with Hemingway, get over it nerd.

>>2263472

>that emotional twinge when you wear baggy ass black jeans and timbalands but can't get a fly ass old-school starter jacket to fuck bitch niggas up in

always a busta

>>2263492
>needs videos for stimulating conversation
>says nothing

You're calling who autistic?

>>2263450
Ur cute :3

>>2263231
HIPSTER!!!!

>>2263693

don't use words you don't know the meaning of