/lit/ - Literature

>>22543933
because the bible was written by follow ons and the quran was written by one guy. design by committee vs design by one, etc.

>>22543933
Muhammad's name won't cast out demons. He'll give you Satanic verses instead.

>>22543937
I did enjoy how condensed the Quran was. The old testament could be a slog at times

>>22543941
This lore bit is so kino.

>>22543941
Was dubing the "Satanic Verses" just muslim cope?

>>22543933
Yeah, "dont bother the prophet when he's eating. And when the prophet invites you for dinner dont stay too long after. Also no one can marry Mohammad's wives after he dies." Truly divine words from the hairy lips of Allah.

>>22543946
eh, the second surah is fucking long. It took me some willpower to not skip a bit.

>>22543941
The idea that some dudes from thousands of years ago got to talk to god and satan and I don’t really annoys me

>>22543961
with the right drugs you probably can. don't artificially limit yourself.

>>22543962
I want to take the Xtreme fasting route if anything. I don’t do well on drugs.

>>22543958
the Quran meanders more than the new testament

>الغرانيق العلى، وإن شفاعتهن لترتجى
I feel sick just looking at his brothers

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>>22543967
is DMT the bust drug to contact higher beings?

>>22543933
Jesus's message was meant for the israelites, while Muhammad's was meant for all nations

>>22543997
Yeah that shit sounds terrifying. Smoking a little too much of the wrong strain of weed makes me tweek like a mf and make me feel schizo already, DMT would probably put me in a ward.

>>22544009
>Smoking a little too much of the wrong strain of weed makes me tweek like a mf
sounds like you have problems outside of drug use anon

>>22543933
The word Bible is not in the Bible.

What we call the.modern Bible is probably a mix of the Gospel sent to Jesus, with proverbs, hadith-like stories, etc.

>>22544047
if it doesn't have the book of enoch its not my bible

>>22543933
Muhammad was a pedophile warlord and his followers today are categorised as being backwards, blood thirsty, cousin fucking savages who justify any wrongdoing they do as the will of Muhammad.

Bible was written over the course of hundreds of years by anonymous writers on different continents and in different languages. It has no literary value

>>22544021
>Noo weed dindu nuffin it’s good for you

>>22544083
That picture fucking slaps.

Honestly? You’re probably just an idiot. I’m sorry to offend but that really is probably the case.

That said, Christianity tells us that we can be deluded and demonic possession would feel really good. I bet all those Pentecostals that talk in tongues and get caught up in rapturous sermons while preachers make a cripple walk with a slap on the head feel really good and spiritual in the moment. It doesn’t change the fact that what’s really happening is delusion.

>>22545646
>demonic possession would feel really good.
Guess im a true christian then,i am in pain most of the times.

>>22543933
Because omne ignotum pro magnifico est

>>22544151
Are you an idiot? There exists no other written text that has had more influence on literature than the Bible had. You can maybe try to argue that the Bible as a spiritual text is suffering from its multitude of authors, but that has zero negative impact on its literary value. The Bible is a library of books, not one book and it is full of stories and ideas that have completely shaped the western canon. Basically any western classic other than Homer and other text predating the OT will have influences in the Bible.

>>22545646
God christfags are such cucks

>>22546205
Lmao you think this was the first religion kid? So naïve

>>22546218
Whoa I'm going to convert to your bedouin cult now

>>22543941
Semitic names will not cast out demons
Manly man grunting and huffing and puffing will cast out demons
Find your exorcist at your barbell gym or construction yard

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>>22546290
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>>22546305
Courage in the veins is the only holy water

>>22543941
>Satanic verses

good book

>>22546344
How to make holywater
1. Up your grindset
2. Scream
3. Ice baths and mano to mano man to man competition
4. Rip out your chest hair
5. Punch a hornets nest until all the hornets are paralyzed in fear

>>22546361
Doom Guy in real life LOOKS LIKE THIS?!

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>>22546389
Funny how these screens make the rounds all the time. Salafis are like low hanging fruit. Anon's inane ramblings are mostly wrong anyway, but people are so won over by any wall of text and citations they'll believe anything true. He literally argues Avicenna was a not a Muslim. That's like saying Aquinas wasn't a Christian because Martin Luther said so.

>>22546720
A wild muslim appears and starts to make excuses

>>22546221
Nice job putting the accent on naive on your otherwise pointless post

>>22543957
I like the part where he's allowed to marry his adopted son's ex-wife even though it was morally equivalent to marrying your biological son's ex.
>And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery; and whoever marries her who is divorced commits adultery
Nice continuity bro. I guess this verse is corrupted too

>>22544007
>And I say to you that many will come from east and west, and sit down with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob in the kingdom of heaven

>>22543933
I love Jesus Christ so much bros

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>>22545646
Why can't Christ sheep ever have a normal discussion about holy books. Just turns into circlejerk where they show they have no understanding of the Bible

>>22543941
Praise Our Lord Jesus.

>>22547117
He loves you so much more, fren

>>22543933
horrible ideology

>>22543933
even mooooslimes realize that islam is a pile of poop

>>22543933
The Quran is invalidated by Galatians 1:8, as are also invalidated the so-called Book of Mormon & the Talmud.

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Galatians-1-6_1-9/

The Complete Apocrypha-Inclusive, Pure Cambridge Edition of the King James Authorized Version of the most Holy Bible is the True & Final Word of God Almighty in English.

>>22544083
>pedophile
based
>warlord
based
i can't seem to find a problem????

>>22546221
why are you moving the goalpost? You were specifically talking about how you believe the Bible has no literary value. Which is an absolutely idiotic statement to make. Whether you are a christian or not, you can't possibly deny just how important the Bible was to western literature.

Simple question though, what is it other than the truthfulness oand divine origins of the quran, that makes it memorizable by people of different languages? We are talking about a book with 6000+ verses. No other book is memorized to that degree, while providing a moral code, rules of law, theological principles, etc.

As for the attempt to tarnish his character, he was known as the trustworthy among his community. He stayed with his first wife without second marriages until she passed away. His subseauent marriages were with widows or for social reasons (alliances). His preaching against polytheism led him to great difficulty. He never was rich, his lineage were great men of incredible moral and historical weight, that were friends with poverty and fasting as much as he was. People from delegations looking for him expected him to be sitting on a throne, but would be suprised to find him laboring with the rest of the common folk.

See the difference between Islam and christianity also comes in our views of how God treats his prophets. We believe a crucifixion would be a form of humiliation, so we refuse to believe Jesus had that fate. We also believe in divine justice, and so no man shall carry the sins of his sons, and no son shall carry the sins of his father. Biblical verse btw. While the Bible showcases stories of Jesus calling his own mother "Woman", or Lot sleeping with his own daughters, we refuse to ascribe those behaviors to the messengers.of God.

>>22548204
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's," therefore, if we change "Sneed" to "Chuck", we get "Chuck's Feed and Seed".