/lit/ - Literature

Gardner's first 16 books are unedited pre-kindergarten gibberish & aren't worth the electrons it takes to store them on Amazon's servers.
But somehow, his 17th book is a vast improvement! Vastly fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors!
The MC is the usual self-insert, and the plot is the usual meandering dream-like incoherent babble, but you can't have everything.
So skip the first 16 garbage-tier books, and read Call Of United Airlines instead.
Even better, you can download it for free!
https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf

Because F Gardner himself has become increasingly unhinged.

>>22495925
And interest in him is dropping like a rock.

>>22495863
>>22495183
>>22495925
Jesus christ, stop posting this same exact thread verbatim every week. The shilling is actually fucking disgusting. Fuck your shitty book and fuck you.

>>22495863
That’s not a real Horror’s Call novel. Most obvious fanfiction I’ve ever seen in my life.

>>22495934
That's not fanfiction; it's a biting parody. Are you actually unclear on that...?

>>22495945
Are you seriously shilling your fanfic in a fucking Gardner thread? Lol lmao even.

>>22495949
It's not fanfiction, it's not mine, and unlike all of the groundskeeper's drivel, it's free.

>>22495863
F. Gardner definitely has the most loyal fans. It's inspiring to see how he inspires burgeoning authors. Not just this fun parody but a lot of writers have been inspired to start writing and to advertise their books here because of F Gardner. It really is a shame that even after all the work he's done to do shoutouts for writers on youtube that some people would have the audacity to try and take away everything that he's earned.

>>22496395
"Fans" didn't write "Call Of United Airlines" and you know it. You inspire nothing but revulsion. Far from being supportive, you're a petty, small-minded, mean-spirited troll asshole stalker. Which you also know. And so does everyone else, including the moderators of this forum who ban you for your abysmal behavior on a regular basis.

>>22496395
F. Gardner is the sole reason why I write. You could say that he is my muse. I write with him in mind. Will he approve of this? Will he like this? Those are my thoughts when I am writing. Thanks, Frank."

>>22497481
Based

>>22495183
huh

>>22495183
>this thread has been up for 22 hours and 28 minutes at the time of this post
gyat janny frfr

>>22495183
that person is male

>>22498147
Your joking?

>>22495979
That’s still fanfiction

>>22495933
Does anyone actually think this is organic? It's clearly him keeping his name on the board

>>22499986
I’ve read the first few. They came out several years ago so they’re more organic than the transparent shill threads I’ve seen on this board. Call of the Crocodile is fucking ancient at this point in time and is pretty much the only genuine meme this place even has outside of Start with the Greeks. I doubt most people even know new books came out in this but Gardner has a niche and dedicated following here.

Any as good as Ouroboros?

>>22498218
Yes, it's a girl. Nyancosplay is her username on everything, although I remember hearing she put weight on.