/lit/ - Literature

>>22453476
>wh*te baby
This is no child of mine

>>22453476
Dead looking eyes, fake nails, not breastfeeding our kid you're not my wife you are... AHHHHHHHH!!!

i fucking love bangs so much gros bangs are so so cute

>>22453485
hrm?

Imagine all of your baby pictures are selfies of your BPD mom where you are a glorified prop.

scenes women will never understand?

>>22453489
congratulations on your first attempt at correlation
in your infinite hubris you have reduced infinite human mind to a cartoon caricature and it is now invalid

cause i like blondes the most of all
tough luck...

>>22453502
that's a lot of words for 'too close to home'

>>22453508
yeah sure, mister mastermind of pattern recognition, go check my early life wikipedia section or something
also only the left one has bangs, the other two are like i dont even know what that is, but looks cringe

>>22453509
Link to wiki article?

>>22453490
Damn, yeah

>>22453489
a toasty roastie wrote this

>>22453509
>>22453502
Either tranny or Mira samefagging. Sad either way.

For the longest time I thought her father was Charles bukowski

>>22453489
Stop shilling tattoos you demented simp, they make women look like diseased washed up whores.
Which is exactly what most women are by their late twenties nowadays, but the point still stands.

>>22453489
Also,
>complexities of real women
lmao

How do I meet my future wife at my university bros

>>22453711
Have you tried following them into the women's restroom and sniffing their toilet seats after they're done?

>>22453699
Based Nietzsche as always

>>22453490
This begs the question, are all contemporary women sufferers of BPD? It's probably just the cultural
womanshowingobject.jpg

>>22453711
Why would you want to do that?

Hi, Mira.

>>22453894
So that I can have children.

>>22453955
High education level is the best predictor of low children count.

>>22453489
>real women
is this acceptable language in Current Year™? looks kinda problematic

>>22453960
It doesn't HAVE to be, though.

>>22453987
Surely, follow your dreams!

>>22453960
Yeah marrying a retarded Muslim or Jewish woman will guarantee you >10 dumb fanatic racist mutilated children.

>>22454005
Aren't you the guy asking for advice on how to marry a college woman on 4chan? I guess you should choose your course considering your goal.

>>22453711
>>22453955
Be a janitor in a university, besides skipping student debt possibly one of the women you get pregnant will settle for marriage.

>>22453891
Bpd diagnosis criteria is biased against women. Just like autism is biased against men

>>22453476
Cute nails. It's crazy to think there sre parents on this site.

>>22453476
I love women so much.

>>22454174
What do you like about them? They just sit on their asses all down reading smut and eating chocolate

>>22453699
>>22453780
When Nietzsche says that he means the deepest compliment by the way.

>>22453476
I thought she preferred Rowling to Joyce?

>>22453476
>Anon can you read anon jr another chapter of finnegan's wake? I have to go fill up her milk bottle
I think I should help with the milk bottle instead

>Flavorwire, an online culture magazine, named Gonzalez one of "23 People Who Will Make You Care About Poetry in 2013".
lmao oh how time flies

Anon Jr. is a her?

>>22454043
I'm 31 and have two children. I own a house. I come here when I shit.

>>22454538
dude she literally smoked a weed joint out of a bong shaped like a 2014 meme show some respect (weed) #420

>>22453476
>bottle
Use your god given teat you stupid whore.

>>22454545
The bald guy has been using them as speed bags for too long

>>22454290
>/lit/ is when you pretend that the words have the opposite meaning
yes

>>22453476

>>22453489
b-bros . . .

>>22455140
>this was 6 years ago
She's 6 years older now

That's actually 30 years in woman years

>>22453476
>her

>>22453476

*have her put the baby down, make her feel at ease* Okay, honey.
*slap her hard*
FINNEGANS WAKE DOES NOT CONTAIN AN APOSTROPHE! I KNOW YOU SAID THE WORD VERBALLY BUT I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU SAID IT THAT YOU INDICATED AN APOSTROPHE!!!
*baby starts crying*
I-I'm sorry, you're right. Finnegans Wake does not contain an apostrophe.
That's better. *kisses her forehead*
*she has that sad uggo look*
*I pick up the family copy, pick up the crying baby and start reading aloud in a "silly" voice while rocking the baby*

"He had not walked over a pentiadpair of parsecs from his azylium when at the turning of the Shinshone Lanteran near Saint Bowery's-without-his-Walls he came (secunding to the one oneth of the propecies, Amnis Limina Permanent) upon the most unconsciously boggylooking stream he ever locked his eyes with. Out of the colliens it took a rise by daubing itself..."

*baby starts calming down*
*wife quietly and obediently starts dinner*

>>22456708
You're not a good person. You reek of cruelty.

>>22453476
She looks like this waifu that /mu/ had a few years ago, named Bratty. RYM girl who I think e-dated a Chilean tripfag and then broke up with him, sending him down the 'tism spiral.
No real reason for bringing this up other than I don't want this knowledge to die with me. Not like I can tell anyone else about it without sounding insane.

>>22453489
Blondes are sluts

>>22453476
I'd give anything to have a baby with a woman this cute, suprised this thread is still up

>>22453476
If I make a thread about how to acquire lit gf it gets deleted but shit like this stays up

>>22455683
who is she ?

>>22458540
Her name is Brooke Kolner and she cheated on her husband with a black guy.

>>22458562
Pretty common in American couples.

>>22458562

>>22453476
Milk bottle? God gave you tits that produce milk for a reason you halfwit. Sit down, put the child's mouth on your nipple, and I'll take the other one. Daddy is thirsty also.

>/lit/ - Literature

>>22453476
Woman, how long does it take to fill a milk bottle?