/lit/ - Literature

F. Gardner, Bronze Age Pervert, Tao Lin

the autism forcememe trio

>>22394441
They don’t have the understanding of Dante and quantum physics required to truly get CotC. FG filters another one.

All book reviews are fake, self published or not. None of these people actually read the book. They're all just friends circle jerking each other to help out with marketing.

Do they not get that F Gardner has a dedicated following from here? I’ve even seen people post youtube vids of Gardner books.

>>22394491
if the book is absolute trash, that's what happens. Lol at the John Scalzi endorsement in that photo.

Actual reviews are from follows:
kirkus
wall street journal
new york times
harper's
publisher's weekly
etc.

>>22394441
Gardener is such an ugly fucking loser. 99% of the threads you see on 4chan are posted by himself hence why they get deleted at the same timestamp when you check in the archive. And even with his daily shilling and fake reviews no one gives a fuck. He failed in every possible way.

>>22394514
>if the book is absolute trash, that's what happens.
It always happens. How many books get published every year? 500,000? And every single one of them, before they hit shelves, get plastered with 20+ glowing reviews from industry insiders, and I'm supposed to believe they're all genuine endorsements and reviews? Bull fucking shit. It's fake. Not just the reviews but the awards too. Fake reviews and fake awards all in a desperate bid to pray your buddy's book can sell more than 100 copies.

This is all marketing. 9 out of 10 doctors agree tier bullshit.

>>22394541
oh i agree in general

Gardner is such an obmoxious putz, he inspired someone to write a parody of his work.
"Call Of United Airlines" can be read for free at https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf .
It's no longer on Amazon because he filed a fraudulent DMCA against it.
So not only does he generate fake reviews...but he engages in sleazy lawfare.
4chan needs to stop enabling him & ban him for life.

>>22394441
F Gardener is my boyfriend and I frequently play pitcher to his most marvelous batter. His foreskin is intact for any inquiring.

>>22394529
His YouTube channel has failed too.

>>22394529
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>>22394683
Seething about something like that is just cringe. Touch grass

I don't give a fuck what cunts on reddit are doing. can you stop shitting up the catalog with pointless drama about some literal who schizo?