/lit/ - Literature

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>>22347699
I sincerely doubt that Marx ever got laid.

If we are including homosexuals I would probably bet Foucault had an astronomical body count.

>>22347753
Marx had several children

>>22347699
Socrates, if only because he technically gets credit for being the earliest recorded civilization-poisoner and his poison has had a chance to work the longest.

>>22347699
Plato

>>22347699
Dumas and Bukowski are up there. Sherwood anderson slayed as well.

>>22348092
Bukowski was a virgin until 24, and he only lost it to a landwhale.

>>22347753
He did, and his wife was a qt. 3.14 surprisingly enough.

>>22348104
Ya but he made up for it in his 50s

>>22347765
You mean his wife did. Doesn't prove anything ...

>>22348108
Didnt he impregnate a peasant then abandon her? Why the fuck does anyone even think about this absolute loser NEET anymore? Must be the working of some jewish sabbath

Matt Dillahunty

>>22347699
Marx slept around?

>>22347753
He had a wife, she complained a lot about what a huge fucking loser he was who couldn't even afford basic clothing

>>22347699
You really went and picked someone that could compete for highest body count in both senses of the phrase, well played OP

>>22347699
Victor Hugo

Rimbaud's kinda hot

>>22348251
I kek'd.

>>22348148
I love her she plays video games just like me

>>22348289
Haha nice pic

>>22348251
Marxist bros...

>>22348309
I still have that video where it shows her genital warts saved somewhere

>>22348251
Good. Jenny was part of the petty nobility and had it too good for too long. Basic clothing for a wealthy brat like her would be the equivalent cost of YSL, SLP, Gucci, and LV today. Sorry bitch.

>>22347761
With homos and their degenerate tendencies you can’t possibly think it’s fair to include them we need two different sets of rankings

>>22348465
bro

>>22348125
Bros I hope I get to hit sweet 19 year old pussy when I’m in my 50’s

>>22348465

Marx's own father wrote to him that Jenny was sacrificing so much in her life by being with him.

She deserved better than him.

>>22348251
Labour theory of value BTFO

Wait we talking people fucked or people killed

>>22347699
Pic rel in the future, fingers crossed

>>22348148
Haha JUST

>>22348243
His underaged incel fanboys wish that he did

>>22348485
Jews make such pathetic "men", almost as bad as blacks.

>>22348786
>controlled opposition
>jewish Zionist
Good goy.

Trumpism in practice is more revolutionary than Marxism in practice. The correct answer to the puerile OP is Trump btw.

>>22348409
oh dear Godzilla

>>22347699
Probably Sunzi or Clausewitz

>>22347699
Althusser actually killed more people than Marx did.

>>22347699
>write some books
>making retards seethe 200 years later
How can one man be so based?

>>22348939
the irony

>>22347699
body count =/= body weight

>>22347699
Unless Genghis Khan wrote a book I don't think he can be topped. He probably killed a fair few people in the civil war too.

>>22348786
BAP gets plenty of boipussy.

lmao leftists seething

>>22349825
thank you comrade leopold for your service in the congo

>>22347699
Engels was the womanizer of the two, particurarly fond of parisian grizettes as he wrote to Marx about numerous times

>>22347699
Paul and the authors of the rest of the bible
Shame on you for trying to obscure this simple fact

>>22347699
"Anne Frank" A.K.A Meyer Levine
https://odysee.com/@Henry-Ashby-Turner:f/Sindlers-List,-Anne-Frank:0

>>22349825
>Stalin killing more than Hitler
Dude. It was not his fault Nazis invaded Russia, nor was it his fault there was a harsh winter. Holy CIA disinfograph

>>22347699
The author of the Universe

>>22349825
>15 million
proof?

>>22350688
pre council of nicea or bust

>>22350723
Abrahamism and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the global community.

>>22349825
>Marxism-Leninism
...
>Marxism-Leopoldism
!!!

>>22351130
Kek, what would that even be? A dictatorship of the proletariat claiming some arbitrary land in Africa and working its subjects to death so the former proletariat class can enrich itself?

>>22350716
Some black rogues up the Congo killed hacked some hands off. 15 million died by these couple of hundred maniacs. Incredible. It's all true. Truly an original holocaust.

the niggas that wrote the bible and the quoran desu

>>22350428
Marx knocked up the housekeeper who gave birth to his bastard son, Frederick Demuth.

Engels raped Sibylle Pesch, the wife of Moses Hess.

>>22347699

>>22352498
John Dewey?

>>22347699
Hegel did modern liberalism, communism, and fascism. His body count is at least several hundred million. He did World War I and II, and, let's face it, III, along with Stain, Lenin, Mao, and colonial paternalism in India. Hundreds of millions.

And he had girlfriends and kids out of wedlock before marrying an 18 year old and having 4 sons.

>>22352491
ok and?

>>22350708
>is so much of a virgin that he can't even impregnate a girl directly, so he needs assistance from a friend of his called the "Holy Spirit" in order to place his seed inside of a teenage girl's womb
Zeus mogs the fuck out of Yahweh when it comes to both sex and war.

>>22352662
The Holy Spirit is also God, as is the Logos/Son. The Son isn't created of a mortal woman like Zeus's sons but is without beginning or end.

>>22348251
jej

>>22347699
>>22348278
Came here to post Victor. When he died, pretty much every brothel in Paris shut down to go to his funeral because he fucked prostitutes so much.

>>22350708
>the Father painted sitting at the left hand of Christ, represented as a flesh and blood man
Sad when great paintings get ruined like this.

>John 6:44-46 No man can come to me, except the Father, who hath sent me, draw him; and I will raise him up in the last day. It is written in the prophets: And they shall all be taught of God. Every one that hath heard of the Father, and hath learned, cometh to me. Not that any man hath seen the Father; but he who is of God, he hath seen the Father.

Guilhem de Peiteu, one of Europe's most powerful men in his time, wrote this:

http://trobar.org/troubadours/coms_de_peiteu/guilhen_de_peiteu_05.php

>>22347699
By body count, I’m assuming you’re referring to the number of deaths they’re responsible for, not the number of people they’ve slept with, considering you posted a picture of Marx? If that’s the case, there’s Hegel and Nietzsche, who both individually played a role in the development of almost every radical political ideology that lead to the bloodshed of the 20th century.

Nietzsche if you count prostitutes. He said himself he often goes to the bordel

>>22348485
kek

>>22347699
picrel or Erik

>>22348786
It is true that homosexuals have over 1000 lifetime sexual partners, Costin might be over 1500 by now

>>22354763
Those don’t count, which means he died a virgin.

>>22354825
Why do they not count? Person ejaculates and learns more about sex, sex is possibly better than a frigid wife of 20 years of marriage