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22306029 No.22306029 [Reply] [Original]

What’s the better meme book? Call of the Crocodile or Infinite Jest?

>> No.22306033
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>>22306029
stop with the gardnerposting

>> No.22306039

>>22306033
Sir this cesspool is a safespace for that. Now answer the fucking question.

>> No.22306056

>>22306033
That image raises a good question. If you take some horrible beast and mask it as an anime character or vtuber, would zoomies follow in line into the flames?

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>>22306056
Yes. You either make them a jailbait anime girl ora sigma male archetype

>> No.22306083

>>22306077
lmao

>> No.22306126
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Neither. The correct answer is Gardner's 17th book, Call Of United Airlines.
His first 16 books are unedited pre-kindergarten gibberish & aren't worth the electrons it takes to store them on Amazon's servers.
But somehow, his 17th book is a vast improvement! Vastly fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors!
The MC is the usual self-insert, and the plot is the usual meandering dream-like incoherent babble, but you can't have everything.
So skip the first 16 garbage-tier books, and read Call Of United Airlines instead.
Even better, you can download it for free!
https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf
There are some rumors Gardner didn't actually write this, but I don't believe them...after all, who else in the entire world writes this crappy?

>> No.22306161

>>22306126
You're in every thread. Every few months you come up with a new copypasta and then diligently post it in every Gardner-adjacent thread. Why do you put a line break after every sentence? It's so unnatural.

>> No.22306171

>>22306161
i didn't write this
it's a copypasta