/lit/ - Literature

Can you publish my short story about the cia of the cia

Get this gay twitter/discord shit out of here you fags

>>22281900
>t. Discord user

>>22281896
Send it in.

>>22281932
I have to write it first

>>22281936
You’d better get going, then.

I’m going to write a burgerpunk anthology (5-8 sonnets).

>>22282090
Based

Can I submit a nonfiction essay?

>>22282153
Yes

>>22282153
As long as it’s better than the shitty American Psycho essay from 016.

>>22282214
KEK

>>22282214
Obsessed.

>>22282387
Keep telling yourself that.

>>22282464
You mention the same piece at every opportunity. Seems to be personal.

Bump

>>22281891
After months of saying "yeah i'll submit to &amp one day" i finally pulled my finger out and did it.
Be kind editor anons.

>>22282920
Based, what’d you submit?

>>22281891
i have formally and once and for all revoked the right and privilege of &amp to use or otherwise reproduce my posts in your malignant publication.
you are nasty, for the thing you publish, wretched, vile, wicked, miserable, disgusting, abominable, repugnant, putrid, palsied, traitorous, tasteless, uneducated, bad men.

>>22283080
Fishing for a screenshot, I see

>>22283087
Put me in the screenshot.

A family of dogs is forced from their home
and must cross the wild tundra, getting
helped , and sometimes hurt, by wolves.

this is similiar to the classic trope of the protagonist getting raised by bad people. Like Red Dead Redemption 2, Romulus and Remo (Legend of born of Rome) or even Alibaba and the forty thiefs

>>22283099
yeah, punk. save me to your harddrive. you think i'm intimidated? you think that i'm afraid? your nothing.
i wake up every morning and first thing, do a hundred pushups right then and there, then i bust out ten pullups on my pullup bar
before rinsing off with a cold shower (testosterone), kiss my ma on the cheek (careful not to wake her)
and go out for a quick five mile run before the sun. im shadowboxing the whole time, because you never know what you have to be
ready for anymore, so im always training. i would smoke you 1v1.

>>22283139
>>22283080
https://copyright.info.yorku.ca/templates-for-take-down-notices-for-us-canada-sites/
Easy DMCA template. This will make it easier for you. Just fill that out and send it in to any Email the editor uses.

>>22283148
>copyright notice for 4chan posts
Lol you are such a fucking retard it’s almost hard to believe

>>22283198
It's a joke retard. Calm down. I didn't mean to get your Discord in a tizzy.

>>22283211
>heh I was just pretending to be retarded
Keep telling yourself that

>>22283221
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>22283221
How many layers of yomi is this post on right now?
Three, maybe four?

>>22283236
Yomi generally requires an IQ above 85. Mathematically impossible for this general.

>>22283275
Why are you seething so hard?

>>22283282
I have never met someone so unequipped to handle bants. Lighten up. You guys are no fun at all.

>>22283148
fthanks man. . . these guys are idiots

>>22283398
Lol

>>22283398
>>22283148
>>22283198
The funny thing is, due to the anonymous nature of 4chan, if you receive a DMCA from any name you need to treat it as a legitimate DMCA. Would actually be a pretty effective trolling technique.
Get on it Gardner!

>>22283537
Don’t give him ideas

Bump

>>22284088
Page 7 bump.

>>22283139
tihs guy is irl mitey pls be carful.
>>22283148
Very highlevel Frankposting. Uncanny even. 10/10.
>>22283080
okay you’ve finally earned it. well done.

>>22284560
If this escalates to Frank getting his dad to file DMCAs for publishing his 4chan posts then I think we will reach a memetic singularity.

>>22284572
Frank can write it, all by himself. He's educated enough to find his way around a simple one page legal document. I hope he does it. I think he will.

>>22283080
Based.

>>22284560
Do it.

>my hamlet essay still hasnt' been posted
>actually forget what it was about

>>22284628
Hidden in Plain Sight: Religious Conflict in Hamlet? Thanks for the reminder.

>>22284631
That's it lmao.

Are ya winnin' son?!

>>22281891
>my submission made the classifieds
wow I feel like such a celebrity, I should put this in my CV

>>22284628
I remember in college having to right about the crazy girl in Hamlet and had to diagnose her behavior with the DSM.

>>22284907
Who asked?

>>22285063
The voices in my head.

>>22284755
The classifieds were fucking fire, I remember the Jak one had me in tears

>>22285110
You should submit your own classifieds for the next issue

>>22285167
NTA but I submitted some.

>>22285110
Average &amp enjoyer

>>22285367
Based

>>22285091
See a doctor.

>>22286084
But you are my doctor. You still have 15 minutes to talk to me.

>>22285497
literally me

Can I submitt a design proposal for a gigantic waterslide to bridge Manhatten to the mainland?

>>22286393
You can submit basically anything

>>22284755
Which was yours?

Been around God's country, and there's one thing I know
There's no better place for jakin' it than San Diego
Jak it, jak it, jakity-jak

>>22286664
What?

>>22284907
*write

Please don’t submit anything to &amp if you’re this illiterate.

>>22286847
Thanks for editing it! Now I can submit.

Welp, I sent a short story.
Now I play the waiting game.

I got a small Zoodle follow on story. Just a little filler piece.

SUbMIT THE SHIT I SENT FOR 017 ITS ALL I GOT FOR NOW bUT I SWEAR IM WORKING ON SOMETHING bETTER AND I DO THINK PEOPLE MIGHT LIKE THEM IF THEY CAN bEAR WITH THEM TO THE END

>>22287006
That was a short game.

>>22287164
Rejected that quickly, eh? Better luck next time

>>22287225
Quite the opposite. Waffle! was accepted.

>>22287110
Why is only the letter “b” lowercase?

>>22287110
Same here.

>>22287411
Dude’s keyboard is prob fucked

>>22286568
issue 17, page 92, bottom right
the editor in charge have it their own spin and changed it a bit but I guess that's publishing in 2023

Bump

Was there ever a story titled "Ecofreak?" I've been writing something up for the next issue under that as a working title but I swear I've just seen it before.

>>22288943
>Ecofreak
Based and Uncle Tedpilled

>>22289077
I am Kaczynski Krazed but I'll take that as the title is open.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Apz-GYrM-0

For those interested, we did the Q&A with Adem Luz on Mixtape Hyperborea that I mentioned planning in a previous thread, and passed on the question an &amp anon had regarding printing/images. Audio is scuffed unfortunately (gets better after first few minutes) but Adem is great and we've completely changed our recording setup so shouldn't be an issue again.

>>22289193
>18 subscribers
KEK

>>22289250
Big fish in these waters desu

>>22289193
RIP my question. It's okay, that stuff is pretty complicated anyways. Thanks for the transparency I appreciate it.

>>22289193
I didn’t think it was possible to find an even less charismatic podcast host than MacNaughton. Well, David from Tooky’s has proven me wrong. He has the lisping voice of a flamboyant homosexual. I couldn’t get through more than 5 minutes of these insufferable faggots circlejerking.

>>22289303
It's a book club for books that sell 50 copies, but I'm still hopeful we can hit that 80 sub watermark &amp is setting

>>22289313
Yea I reframed it twice but I don't think he wasn't in the right frame of mind to go into detail on formatting/graphic troubleshooting

>>22289338
You're in the wrong place if you don't want to listen to twinks

>>22283080
Okay, Thomas.

>>22289338
This.

>>22289193
SHAELIN BISHOP IS GAY???
NOOOOO BROS

>>22289683
>pining after a mousy dyke
ngmi

Hello sirs
would you accept 50 of my AI submissions made under various pseudonyms?

thank-you sirs good morning

>>22289701
&amp doesn’t need AI writing bruh

>>22289820
I've snuck ai writing into the last two issues kek

>>22289929
big if true

>>22289929
Which submissions were AI?

>>22281891
Writing something for this, my plan is about five single-spaced pages. When is the submission deadline?

>>22290016
We’re aiming to have the new issue out by the 1st week of August. There’s no specific deadline but I’d say you should aim to have your submission in by the 27th/28th—anything after that will likely be saved for 019. Try to keep your story under 5000 words.

>>22289993
Disneyworld Balkanization

>>22289338
Nah, I like his gay voice.

>>22290410
Gays tend to like the way other gays sound.

>>22290466
Are you insinuating something, anon?

>>22290475
I’m insinuating that you’re a faggot.

>>22289193
>they're all twinks
Christ, just fucking end it bros.

Sorry team my submission probably won't be ready until 019

>>22290649
That’s okay, 019 will need content too.

k, just shit in my hand then smeared it all over an a4 sheet of paper
who do I send it to?

>>22290857
Mail it to:

F. E. Gardner
6969 South St, Penthouse Unit
Chicago, IL 42088

>>22289701
>>22289820
I wrote a piece called Soul Vacuum that was a cover feature in &amp Magazine Template Edition

>>22290969
I mean, I asked AI to write it.
I’ve also written various books using AI. Mostly as part of the /hyperlit/ series

>>22290291
>>22289929
KEK. I thought I was the only one sneaking AI shit in.

>>22290969
>>22290972
And I wrote an article about it.

>>22290975
https://lampbylit.com/magazine/how-to-write-books-using-artificial-intelligence/

>>22289993
Busty Mutt Yuppie

>>22290996
I can believe that.
How come you think no one noticed? Did you edit it a lot?

Just so you guys know, the American Psycho essay was also AI generated. Almost died laughing when you actually published it.

>>22291090
No, that's not true.

>>22291151
It would be less embarrassing for you if it was true.

>>22290996
Liar.

Goddommot Fronk

>>22290595
Their book club is a gay little cum-smelling circlejerk.

>>22291346
I liked it

>>22291434
You liked it because you’re a faggot.

>>22283080
Hi Brenda

>>22291257
Musky.
Butt.
Slushy.

>>22282513
yeah, because I was personally disgusted by that rag

amp 18 is going to suck so much flaccid dick. it’ll just be leftovers from the past two issues which were the worst yet. this entire shillfest will finally die forever now that the editor is finally in jail. I seriously hate all of you. you make your faggoty little magazine and pretend to couch yourselves and your horseshit threads among /lit/, A PLACE FOR THE DISCUSSION OF LITERATURE, not some gay selfpublishing Z-List loser circus of namefags. the only writer that ever even mattered around here was F. Gardner because although his books weren’t terrifically written at least they were easy and fun to read and used twist endings and parallel storylines. and the fued between them or the (((renasaince ))) was so gay! if I was F. Gardner i would have had chicken world DMCA’d too!!! i say take them all down

>>22292127
Based Gardner.

>>22289193
How’s your twink lifestyle going?
>>22291296

>>22291702
Crusty.
Slut.
Plushy.

When is the best of &amp coming out? Editor said it was gonna be July but July is almost over now.

>>22292713
2 more weeks. I'm almost done with it.

>>22292776
What’s been taking you so long?

>>22292849
probably not enough content lmfao

>>22292866
At this point they need to rethink it to include new stuff. Issue 016 had best worthy stuff

>>22292891
016 and 017 both had best worthy stuff. 015 was meh.

>>22292849
Laziness.

I sent a submission but didnt get a reply back. What does that mean?

>>22293181
Resubmit.

>>22293198
did you get an email from fedora.email?

i just sent an email. did u get it?

did u get it

did u?

>>22292967
Preferred 015 desu

i dont feel like submitting again
just tell me if u got the email or not

>>22293317
Settle down, Mr. Heck.

>>22293326
thanks for confirming kek

>>22293279
Name three things from 015 that you thought were good. You can’t.

>>22292403
>KRH and Atlas sex tape leaked
gib link

>>22293403
Canto di un Pazzo
Coffee Zone
Ninaa Ootakii

>>22293642
Coffee Zone was trash desu

so... did you receive the submission or no?

just curious

>>22293747
I disagree remarkably.

just asking or whatever, if you received it. the submission.

cuz like you weren't really clear about that, whether you got it. or if you didn't get it. either way. maybe you did?

I mean did you?

receive it, I mean

>>22293910
It was a boring and banal essay. Probably a 3/10 for me desu

>>22294030
hey thanks for the uh review about that. as an aside, do you think &amp received my submission?

What should my pen name be?

>>22294073
Aaron Moose

>>22294073
F. A. Gay

>>22294139
That won’t work. There’s already a guy with Unreal Press by the name of Aaron, and he calls dibs.

>>22293860
Re. Sub. Mit.

>>22294140
KEK

>>22294159
No, I don't think there is

>>22294581
Aaron Ojibwe. You haven’t heard of him?

>>22294622
No. What’s he written?

>>22293642
Coffee zone hit the right notes with me as well.

>>22294665
Dunno, but he was mentioned in a previous thread as someone who narrated one of their stories for a video.

>>22294845
t. Writer of Coffee Zone

Bump

>>22294159
No one gives a shit about your faggot clique. Piss off.

>>22289193
The name rang a bell so I looked it at it. Kek I remember this tool. Rejected my article then printed the most onions-reddit trash ever and was real smug about it. Now here we are months later and I have five times the subs and a hundred times the views as this loser. Enjoy capitulating to polite society with your boring milquetoast. What a totally pointless endeavor. When are you idiots gonna learn that you won't win over the mainstream either way?

>>22295703
Shithead? I remember you but not sure if that was your name. Very based that your crushing Unreal this hard.

>>22294287
didya git muh email

>>22294073
Dick Penis

>>22294073
Nathaniel H. Igers.

>>22294073
Jimmy Clits

>>22289683
Was cute when hair was longer.

>>22295757
>>22295703
>shithead was the one doxing everyone
KEK. Very on brand now that I think of it.

>>22296120
I don't dox anyone and I haven't been on this shithole in months because it's full of idiots in a perpetual circle jerk. I'd forgotten any of these tools even existed until now.

>>22295791
Yes, unfortunately.

>>22296133
Most iconic Shithead rant:
>These unreal discordtrannies are insufferable. Led by hack Krake who thinks he's better than everyone here (see the OP where he draws himself with garbage mathematical symbols to show him as 'smart'), he constantly acts as if he doesn't know what /lit/ is yet shills in threads with his reddit spacing all the time. The server is also home to two literal niggers with the biggest egos you've ever seen and neither of them can write for shit. This latest trend of them posting their amazon score is just cringeworthy to the limit.
>Their MO is to insert themselves into the 'canon' by picturing their own dull works alongside earlier more spontaneous memes from here and it's fucking pathetic.
>Even the Shitkicker who does gaypornos is more respectable than those freaks.
>Plus, the fact that this eggplant crap is written so high on the list in the OP just shows you who made this thread.
>Get a life. Your writing fucking sucks, end of story.
> I dont know all their names but they all hang out on their discord server where they constantly circle jerk one another and brag about their abysmal amazon score.
>One of the niggers is called 'rhymeandgrind' and is particularly oblivious. He's apparently been writing for years and his prose is sub wattpad tier. Join their server to see him slavishly sucking the dicks of his 'elders' and begging for critique, even though the others can't write for piss either.
>The eggplant character who makes these threads putting his turd along side Call of Croc and Behead Satan is called Ogden and he has been repeatedly caught shilling on here in brain-dead fashion. Never even bothered to pick up his 'work' because I already know how bad it will be.

>>22296284
Why did shithead JUST delete his entire supposedly very successful substack oeuvre from the internet within the last hour? Could it be that he's embarrassed of how embarrassing his writing is? https://open.substack.com/pub/shithead

I guess now he'll stick to being an anon critic with no evidence of his own supposed skill. Much safer for his widdle ego.

So it's pretty much confirmed that Shithead was the one doing the doxing then?

>>22296346
Probably a combination of Shithead and another Discord user called AnderSEN, based on this statement from AnderSEN himself: >>22290616

>>22296360
Didn't he make another post in that thread saying he didn't dox anyone? Seems slightly more plausible now.

>>22296379
>>22296360
>>22296346
It was probably Shithead. Andersen is a spiteful schizophrenic narcissist but he was always very adamant about not doxing people. That's the one thing I believe him on.

>>22296284
Holy based.

>>22296284
classic

>>22296346
I've never doxed anyone ever, that shit is just low and the last recourse of beings with no wit or argumentative power

>talking shit about oggy
That's cold.

>>22296546
>beings with no wit or argumentative power

Pretty accurate description of you, Shithead.

Shithead is right and I'm tired of pretending he isn't.

>>22296574
then why do you have to resort to character assassination instead of taking me head on you reddit spacing faggot?

I come back today after being gone for 6-7 months and you start accusing me of your petty gossip and doxing shit, with zero proof whatsoever.
"It's all but confirmed" he says. Are you fucking retarded? Confirmed based on what? I wasn't even fucking here, you homosexual tramp. Have some self respect already. You're insignificant to me, we share no interests, and you are absolutely not in the same league as me in terms of talent or intelligence. You're nibbling at my ankles like rats and that's all. Go suck each others dicks again and quit shitting up this board.

Anyway you can all go fuck. I only came back to read the latest &amp but now I can't even be bothered. You can all sit on a sharp rod and die. Enjoy never making it. Also tootsy or toodles or whatever gay ass fucking name it is you're a sycophant with no backbone. Eat my shit.

>>22296571
Nesmerniggers ngmi

>>22296546
>>22296577
>>22296594
>>22296626

>>22296571
nta but he was shilling awfully often for a time. never read his work to say one way or the other

The doxxing was Gardner

>>22296626
I'm sorry you feel that way. If it makes you feel any better someone tried to dox me and I don't even have discord. Just remember crabs can't really hurt you.

>>22296680
While this is probably true, it will be funnier if we just blame it on Shithead from here on out.

>>22296772
Was Shithead behind the cum tribute? Seems like something he’d do.

>>22296785
He is now.

>>22296785
It’s already been confirmed that the cum tribute was Melville aka Pacchiarotto on Discord.

>>22296758
Fuck off PMRetard.

Why is Shithead so salty? Just cause his story got rejected?

>>22296837
No it was shithead he told me in dms

Shithead won.

>>22297226
No it was Ari, he told me in a DM group we have.

Is Shithead Adolf Stalin? Or are they two different niggas

>all this namedropping and discord gossip
All of you are absolute fucking faggots

>>22297431
>he doesn’t get it

You n*ggros should start posting on /ic/ so artists submit stuff too.

>>22297464
Good idea! I’ll start shilling there

wrote this today

"I might as well eat my own tail, since I have one in these dreams" Joe thinks to himself.

>>22297502
Cringe

>>22297017
Can we be friends instead?
I'm not sure what I did to you.

>>22297502
only ogden nesmer is alpha enough to compose using Notepad.

>>22294970
Ya got me! :)

Bump

Did editor-sama go to jail already? I thought I remembered something about his sentencing hearing being this month.

>>22299014
what did he do? rape a bath sponge in public?

>>22297502
jilted young adult prose. you're not reading enough.

>>22299374
*stilted
okay now I look like the retard

>>22299014
No, he’s still roaming wild and free

So what's this Origins of Life &amp ad?
Color me interested.

>>22300788
checked.
i'm not the local authority on this but Horia Belcea was a /lit/ philosopher who wrote a legendary book and this video is a dive into the mind of the writer and his paradigms.

>>22281891
I'll write up a big rambling essay about the Brontes, let's see if it's any good.

Btw, do you get a lot of AI shit? Normally I can spot AI comments and poems, wondering if you care about those.

>>22300818
Belcea is a pseud

>>22300818
Neat video. I hadn't yet put the /lit/ philosophy stuff on my reading list, maybe this will be the first. Especially since B. Sellers gave it a 5/5 rating.
What is the full significance of the Horianus Belci being a non-existent life form? What would happen if its existence was proven?

>>22301616

>>22301616
>What is the full significance of the Horianus Belci being a non-existent life form?
What you're seeing is an in-depth demonstration of the belceanic system of inquiry. The best way to find the truth is to have a lot of ideas very quickly. Some of them may not lead anywhere but that's how philosophy is sometimes.

>>22301616
well if it were to be discovered that might imply that Belcea's Synthesis was contrary to nature however I'm fairly confident that we'll never witness this in our lifetime

>>22301894
Word SALAD

For sale: Bucks - Never Broken

>>22301894
Holy based. In one fell swoop Belcea exposes the fraudulent practice of science

>>22303025
He’s a complete pseud.

>>22297993
Nesmer is the world’s biggest beta.

>>22304217
He's pounding his wife's pussy. You're pounding a keyboard.

did u get my submission?

>>22304300
No

>>22304294
I’m pounding his wife’s pussy. He’s watching from the corner like the cuck he is.

>>22302730
For Sale: Big Dick, Never Fucked

>>22304504
Nesmerniggers….not like this

>>22297993
>>22304217
>>22304294
>>22304504
>>22305719
Attention Nesmerniggers, please return to your seats…
This plane is going down with no survivors

>>22305849
KEK

>>22305064
Cringe

>>22305064
For Sale: Big Seed, Never Sown

>>22307185
For Sale: Big Sneed, Never Chucked

>>22307221
For Sale: Big Fug, Never Sugged

>>22307363
For Sale: Big Lug, Never Tugged

Five days left of July. Best of &amp when?

>>22307596
You know you can just say "bump" right?

>>22307596
Give it a rest, man. It’s not happening. No one cares anymore.

>>22307596
Two weeks ago.

>>22281891
So maybe stupid question, but is the name of this publication meant to be pronounced as 'LAMP', the ampersand simply being used as a stylizes 'L'? The urls suggest so, but I would like confirmation please.

>>22307945
Yes, it’s pronounced “lamp.”

>>22307894
Gib source

>>22307596
Never ever. Best-ofcucks are living in denial desu

>>22308278
Lies. Ari is working hard to finish the best of for us.

>>22308583
>Ari
>working hard

KEK

bump

Can I still submit for issue 018? I know the date is meant to be August 1st?? So am I late??

>>22309638
Yes

>>22309773
wait so is it too late or not?

>>22309779
Yes you can still submit.

>>22309779
Submissions are always open, if you miss this one it'll go in the next.

Four days left of July. Best of &amp when?

>>22290033
so you wont be publishing few chapts of my novel i posted on discord?

>>22311092
We might publish just the first chapter, depending on how things play out.

bump

Great to see anons out there writing novels.

>>22311013
Counting down is pointless. It’s over.

FIVE

>>22311692
Yep just what the world needs, more mediocre fiction

Bump

>>22311692
It really is. We're all gonna make it.

>>22311013
It’s vaporware, buddy. RIP.

>>22311692
I have a novel in a race with an egyptian mythological epic.
Unfortunately they both run quite slowly.

FOUR

>>22313787
honestly cringe

Sucks that &amp is run by a bunch of Discord trannies now

>>22314613
>now
Quite literally all the same people

>>22314652
stop the false flagging, disinformation, and gas-lighting

>>22314652
Nah &amp never had a Discord before, it’s turned the mag into a gay circlejerk

>>22314746
Start your own project if you're so concerned j

>>22314760
Frank tried that and you guys harassed him.

>>22314762
Do it so I can harass your little pussy

>>22314762
>steals peoples ideas
>uses lawyer parents to file DMCA complaints
>invades group chats and posts screenshots to 4chan
>”why do they persecute me so?”
Honestly Frank I used to think you were harmless and kind of funny but this is genuinely disgusting. Aren’t you almost forty? What the hell is wrong with you?

>>22314775
>steals peoples ideas
No such thing. He started the CYOA in 2021.
>uses lawyer parents to file DMCA complaints
Completely within his rights You stole his cover art and used his name to market your crappy copy. Don't like it? Fight the DMCA.
>invades group chats and posts screenshots to 4chan
Cry me a river faggot. Boohoo he took screenshots of my gay discord ERP and cry sessions
Frank won. End of story. The magazine is still coming and he's going to purchase exclusive access to stuff published in &amp.

>>22314793
Big yikes senpai. Sad to see an adult man behave this way. Make sure you keep posting this pathetic shit so people see the real you

>>22314793
Frank nothing’s gonna happen. Tales 2 is going to outsell you again and amp is going to march on. Scream into the silence

>>22314652
No Ari left and editor brought on some new randos I think

>>22314867
Why did Ari leave? sucks desu

>>22314867
and they're jannies????

>>22314896
What are you talking about?

>>22314890
dude who gives a fuck, it’s not like he was doing shit anyway.

>>22311013
Mid January 2024.

>>22315710
JFC, what is taking you so long? How long can it realistically take to format the list and add some illustrations? This is genuinely embarrassing

>>22314837
Based gardner hater

Did my overpopulation essay ever make it in?

>>22316650
>overpopulation essay
oh god you're not some malthusian faggot are you

>>22316654
Pretty much yes. I submitted it a few months ago and never saw it. It might not have been good enough, although it got me an A in college.

>>22316657
What are the elements of your thesis

>>22316690
It was about how overpopulation is responsible for an increase in disease, pollution, and famine across the world, especially in Asia.

>>22316719
I can already tell that your observations and analyses are shallow, and that this paper is about as compelling as budget vanilla pudding. You likely received an A because there were no typos and the TA who graded it shares your particular intellectual disease.
I almost want it published for the sake of seeing everyone rip on it like that AP essay, but I know that'll unfortunately accompany people ripping on &amp itself for including it.

>>22316737
>this paper is about as compelling as budget vanilla pudding

Papers aren't supposed to be compelling, they're supposed to be thorough and factually accurate.

>>22316746
lmao

>>22316737
>I almost want it published for the sake of seeing everyone rip on it
why is &amp like this?

>>22316867
Like what? Quality generally gets praise and crap generally gets crapped on. &amp features both.