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22280597 No.22280597 [Reply] [Original]

Is there a /lit/ chart for female authors sorted by bust size?

I refuse to waste my time reading flatties.

>> No.22280609

Interesting idea

>> No.22280626

That's a good question. We need to figure out these authors cup sizes.

Jane Austen
Margaret Atwood
Charlotte Bronte
Toni Morrison
Virginia Woolf
Elizabeth Strout
Annie Proulx
Alice Munro
Harper Lee
Emily Bronte
Mary Shelley
Louisa May Alcott
Harriet Beecher Stowe
Barbra Kingsolver
J K Rowling
Stephanie Meyer
Suzanne Collins
Anne Rice
Agatha Christie
Alice Walker
Zadie Smith
Octavia E Butler
George Eliot
Sylvia Plath
Ursula K Le Guin
Edith Wharton
Willa Cather
Daphne du Maurier
Zora Neale Hurston
Amy Tan
Gertrude Stein
Elena Ferrante
Angela Carter
Doris Lessing
Joan Didion
Jhumpa Lahiri
Isabel Allene
Donna Tartt
Jeanette Winterson
Judy Blume
Joyce Carol Oates
Celeste Ng
Hilary Mantel
Flannery O'Connor

>> No.22280651

>>22280626
we could start with known "authors" like sasha grey and rank them by comparison

>> No.22280654
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22280654

>>22280626
Jane Austen looks like a C cup

>> No.22280673

>>22280597
>her name really is Nutting
>has huge bazoongas
>she wrote books titled Made For Love and Unclean Jobs For Women And Girls

>> No.22280686

>>22280673
>writes book about female teacher grooming boys
>looks like that when reading to students

>> No.22280699

>>22280654
Probably a bit larger than that. Fabric back in the day didn't really have the stretchy, conforming features of modern day fabric. It was a lot of non-stretch fabric, linens, and silks, which will constrict rather than conform to the rounder areas of the body (and break if the area is too round).

>> No.22280729

>>22280699
So where do you think she ranks all time?

>> No.22280795
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22280795

Margaret Artwood is flat

>> No.22280816

>>22280699
Nah mate. They used padding like nothing else

>> No.22280825
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>>22280795
She's currently hoping onto the bandwagon to seethe about AI.

>> No.22281104

>>22280626
The first step would be to find photos or portraits of them all that show enough torso to make a good judgement. Prepare your dataset and return with haste, we shall deliberate and measure pixels.

>> No.22281136
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>>22280626
>Charlotte Bronte
B cups

>> No.22281151

>>22280626
>Jeanette Winterson
B-C?
>Judy Blume
can't find a good photo but she's pretty flat
>Joyce Carol Oates
A-B?
>Celeste Ng
A-B?
>Hilary Mantel
F-G?
>Flannery O'Connor
D?

>> No.22281199

>>22281151
Time to read mantel, bros....

>> No.22281203

>>22280686
The book is written in first person too, lol. Maybe it wasn’t a wholly intellectual exercise in social satire as she claims

>> No.22281487

>>22280626
I know Slyvia Plath's extensive journals have been published, no doubt she mentions her breast size at some point. Perhaps with other authors too their personal writings (journals, diaries, letters) would light the way.

>> No.22281903

>>22280795
shant be reading her then

>> No.22281943

>>22281151
>hilary mantel
go on....

>> No.22282301

>>22281943
nevermind shes a hamplanet

>> No.22282423

Does HItomi Tanaka have any books?

>> No.22282597

>>22282423
in a manner of speaking

>> No.22283388

>>22280626
>Emily Bronte
Why was Brunty changed to Bronte?

>> No.22283955

>>22280597
Tampa is a great book and she’s hot

>> No.22284063

My gf has huge tits bros. I'm 30 she's 24. How long do we have before they start sagging like shit? Tell it to me straight. I'm thinking of marriage with this girl but I'm starting to get panic attacks when I think of her looking like a national geographic cover.

>> No.22284094

>>22284063
Take a picture of her boobs today and every 6 months onward and judge the rate of sag

>> No.22284153

>>22280597
A Cup Sizes - Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice), Emily Bronte (Wuthering Heights)
B Cup Sizes - Charlotte Bronte (Jane Eyre), George Eliot (Middlemarch)
C Cup Sizes - Louisa May Alcott (Little Women), Harper Lee (To Kill a Mockingbird)
D Cup Sizes - Agatha Christie (And Then There Were None), Dorothy Sayers (The Nine Tailors)
DD Cup Sizes - J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter Series), Stephenie Meyer (Twilight Series)
F Cup Sizes - Anne Rice (Interview With the Vampire), Charlaine Harris (True Blood Series)
G Cup Sizes - Octavia Butler (Kindred), Ursula Le Guin (The Left Hand of Darkness)
H Cup Sizes - Margaret Atwood (The Handmaid's Tale), Lois Lowry (The Giver Quartet)
I Cup Sizes - Madeleine L'Engle (A Wrinkle in Time), Robin McKinley (Beauty)
J Cup Sizes - Tamora Pierce (Song of the Lioness Quartet), Kristin Cashore (Graceling Realms)
K Cup Sizes - Shannon Hale (Princess Academy), Sarah J. Maas (Throne of Glass Series)
L Cup Sizes - Cassandra Clare (The Mortal Instruments Series), Holly Black (The Spiderwick Chronicles)
M Cup Sizes - Brandon Sanderson (Stormlight Archive), Patrick Rothfuss (The Kingkiller Chronicle)
N Cup Sizes - Naomi Novik (Temeraire Series), Marie Lu (Legend Trilogy)

>> No.22284248
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>>22284153
Why would someone lie like this

>> No.22284528

>>22284248
I asked AI to generate a list of female writers sorted by cup size.

>> No.22285348

op you peaked my interest. bodyweight needs to be accounted for, semi-fluid hambeasts have no place among the top of the list

>> No.22285352

>>22284528
>ai
fuck off

>> No.22285353

>>22280795
She writes like a boobacel

>> No.22285376

>>22284063
4-6 good years. Max. They hit 30 and everything starts to sag. Need to put some money away for a lift. Also kinda depends on her frame. I've noticed girls with bigger frames (wide shoulders, barrel chested) have saggier tits. So watch out for that. Skinny with big tits can always look great with the right work.

>> No.22285383

>>22280686
Wait this is the girl who wrote the pedo tampa book? Maybe i'll read it after all

>> No.22285478

>>22284528
and out came worthless slop, great job AI.

>> No.22285503

>>22281903
Agreed.

>> No.22286100
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>>22281203
MANY such cases

>> No.22286113

>>22280597
>I refuse to waste my time reading flatties.
Enjoy reading the biggest dribble written by obese blue haired ogres with J cups.

>> No.22286302
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22286302

>>22280626
>Joyce Carol Oates

>> No.22286305
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22286305

>>22280626
>Celeste Ng

>> No.22286306
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22286306

>>22280626
>Flannery O'Connor

>> No.22286307
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22286307

>>22280626
>Hilary Mantel
younger photo

>> No.22286311
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22286311

>>22280626
>Judy Blume

>> No.22286322
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22286322

>>22280626
>Jeanette Winterson

>> No.22286341
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>>22280626
>Donna Tartt
pain in the ass finding her wearing normal clothing

>> No.22286351
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22286351

>>22280626
>Isabel Allende*

>> No.22286360
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>>22280626
>Jhumpa Lahiri

>> No.22286371

>>22286341
Donna Tartt? More like Donna Fart AAAHHAAAHAHAHAHA

>> No.22286374
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22286374

>>22280626
>Joan Didion

>>22286371
Can we please be civilized?

>> No.22286413
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>>22280626
>Doris Lessing

>> No.22286426
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22286426

>>22280626
>Angela Carter

>> No.22286434

>>22284063
Use it or loose it. I will not elaborate

>> No.22286448
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22286448

>>22280626
>Katie Loves Classic Books

>> No.22286462 [SPOILER] 
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>>22280626
>Elena Ferrante
Is this dude using a pseudonym

>> No.22286471
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22286471

>>22280626
>Gertrude Stein
there's a statue of her that confirms[/spoilers]

>> No.22286475
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22286475

>>22280626
>Amy Tan

>> No.22286480
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22286480

>>22280626
>Zora Neale Hurston

>> No.22286483

>>22286341
She looks like my aunt if she had straight hair. Uncanny

>> No.22286504
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22286504

>>22280626
>Daphne du Maurier

>> No.22286520
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22286520

>>22280597

>> No.22286985
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22286985

>>22280626
>Margaret Atwood

>> No.22287004
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22287004

>>22280626
>Elizabeth Strout

>> No.22287007
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22287007

>>22280626
>Annie Proulx

>> No.22287012

>>22286307
Holy milkaroonies

>> No.22287020
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22287020

>>22280626
>Alice Munro

>> No.22287022

>>22280626
Why did you only list one of the brontë sisters? I want to have sex with all three of them at the same time

>> No.22287026
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>>22287012
Time never stops

>> No.22287085

>>22286520
I recognize that character, "sickos" is right

>> No.22287160

>>22284063
>she's 24
uh oh. Anon, she's about to go crazy in the next year

>> No.22287270
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22287270

>>22280626
>Harper Lee

>> No.22287285
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22287285

>>22280626
>Barbra Kingsolver

>> No.22287301
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22287301

>>22280626
>Stephanie Meyer

>> No.22287319

Flat
>>22280795
>>22286462

A
>>22281136
>>22286311
>>22286374
>>22286426
>>22286448
>>22286985
>>22287004

B
>>22286302
>>22286305
>>22286322
>>22286341
>>22286360
>>22286471
>>22286475
>>22286480
>>22287007
>>22287020
>>22287270

C
>>22286306
>>22286413
>>22286504
>>22287285

D
>>22286307
>>22286351
>>22287301

DD
>>22287026

>> No.22287320
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22287320

>>22280626
>Suzanne Collins

>> No.22287326

>>22287319
dang dude how are you so off? i mean i know why but damn lol big cringe

>> No.22287337
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22287337

>>22280626
>Anne Rice

>> No.22287341
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22287341

>>22280626
>Alice Walker

>> No.22287350

>>22287326
it's hard to gauge cup size when they're so saggy or padded.

>> No.22287358
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22287358

>>22280626
>Zadie Smith
i want to see her naked so badly

>> No.22287369
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22287369

>>22280626
>Octavia E Butler

>> No.22287376
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22287376

>>22280626
>Sylvia Plath

>> No.22287382

>>22287376
built for GPS (Gas Powered Stove)

>> No.22287388
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22287388

>>22280626
>Ursula K Le Guin

>> No.22287401
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22287401

>>22280626
>Edith Wharton

>> No.22287402

>>22287388
i think her giant nipples are sorta visible wew

>> No.22287407
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22287407

>>22280626
>Mommy

>> No.22287418
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>>22280626
>Mommy?

>> No.22287772

who gonna make the /titlit/ chart?

>> No.22287843

Small tits are more lindy

>> No.22287865

The size of your milk truck is directly correlated with your ability to write, that's why only big-breasted women line my bookshelves.
Milk nourishes and develops the mind.

>> No.22288393
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22288393

I only read women with big asses

>> No.22288494

>>22288393
You only read black female authors?

>> No.22288495

>>22287407
>artificual literary integrity via boob job

>> No.22288953
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>> No.22289464

>>22288953
missiletits are based

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>>22280597

>> No.22289784 [SPOILER] 
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22289784

No Eve Babitz for shame

>> No.22289843

>>22289784
best pair ITT

>> No.22290169

>>22288953
This isn’t actually Clarice, it’s an actress who played her in a movie

>> No.22290186

>>22284063
> I'm starting to get panic attacks when I think of her looking like a national geographic cover.
You are a faggot. If you had any intention of knocking her up, i.e. your duty, you wouldn’t be concerned about this

>> No.22290190

>>22290169
I feel like we should count them.
Which actress who portrayed a writer had the best tits?

>> No.22290569
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>>22289784

>> No.22290579
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>>22290569

>> No.22290584 [SPOILER] 
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22290584

>>22290579

>> No.22291607

>>22289784
very nice.

>> No.22291696

chart status?

>> No.22291705

>>22289464
That’s a bra

>> No.22291832

Good thread.

>> No.22291958
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>>22280654
>>22280699
>Jane Austen could have had them mommy milkers
Wtf? Okay bros I'll be back in 10 to 15 minutes

>> No.22292022
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Arundhati Roy is a chestlet. Probably A

>> No.22292750
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>> No.22292760

>>22280626
can we have a catch-all category for the Senior Citizens? (60+)

>> No.22292766

>>22291958
>>22291958
unPVTRICIVN repsonse luke

>> No.22292779

>>22280597
This thread relatea to me personally to such a degree... how God sustains my life for the universe and my fellow man is a mystery.

>> No.22292807

>>22287388
her house looks nice

>> No.22292873

>>22289784
round

>> No.22292905

>>22280825
Probably her least retarded take, honestly. That isn’t saying much though.

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Let’s not forget Dwarkin.
Damn, she should’ve done porn.

>> No.22293387

>>22292926
yikes. Perhaps this thread would be more accurate if waist and hip measurements were accounted for, not merely bust.

>> No.22293559

>>22293387
That’s getting too complex. We’re just talking about raw breast size. Bow to your fat titty Queen.

>> No.22293587

>>22293559
Women like her would probably love to drag us back to the matriarchal fat saggy mother goddess fertility cults...

>> No.22293707
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>>22289784
>>22290579
I will now buy your book

>> No.22293944

>>22291705
bras worn by women in the 50's and 60's shaped their tits into missiles.

>> No.22294453

>>22280597
sauce: https://youtu.be/acBwpvFaq0A?t=934

>> No.22294469
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22294469

>>22294453
>Nutting

>> No.22294471

>>22294453
>Alissa Nutting
>Nutting

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>>22280597
Good thread.

>> No.22294512

>>22284153
>M Cup Sizes - Brandon Sanderson (Stormlight Archive)
Sounds about right

>> No.22294628 [SPOILER] 
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22294628

a small paragraph written by someone with nice tits.

>> No.22294725

>>22294453
>i'm so flattered to be here
I imagined her saying this in response to being invited to this thread.

>> No.22294735

>>22284153
>>22284153
I didn't know they made cups beyond H.

>> No.22294739

>>22294735
You must not be addicted to porn

>> No.22294768

>>22288393
It’s a miracle Sartre fucked anything

>> No.22294823

>>22294735
How do I get your innocence

>> No.22295060

this board is doomed

>> No.22295127

>>22295060
*saved. /titlit/ is the future

>> No.22295131

>>22280795
Calling her Margaret Flatwood from now on.

>> No.22295415

tits sag whether they are big or small, no? so why care that your gf's big tits will sag, they would sag anway if they were small eventually. it's like worrying about death taking away everything yo have, even though it would take everything even if you didn't have anything. be happy while it lasts