/lit/ - Literature

Damn fr?
This Bloom nigga may be on to something

>>22274290
Proof?

>>22274310
It turned out there's 0 instances of "stretches his legs" in the book.

>>22274415
What an obnoxious lying Jew.

>>22274415
This image imply that the search only went as far as the first chapter
If thats the case he may be right about further parts of the book

>>22274415
Wow! Now I’m thinking he couldn’t read 1000 pages in an hour. Those Jews are so smart though I’m sure he did

>>22274819
He can it was on the news, chuddie

>>22274811
That's for the entire book. The 1 instance of "stretch his legs," which is on page 9 of the book I'm looking at, is the only time that "stretch" is referring to stretching legs in the book.

>>22274811
not that hard to check, is it? I just searched the epub for the word stretch, there's literally one instance of "stretch his legs", there are a couple of outstretched hands and stretching out on bed/grass.
Bloom was a lying, useless sack of shit, a typical exemplar of pretentious literati who lie about how much they read, how much they have read, how much they know... who hardly ever read the books they review and get away with it as long as they play the genius with shameless confidence.
Tell me, Bloom fans, why should I put any stake whatsoever in any critical opinion of this fat bastard after catching him in such a brazen lie, uttered only to bash a popular author? What worth could this man's writing possibly have?

>>22274290
>>22274415
This guy looks so disgusting. Sorry, I would rather listen to my GILF fantasy SOVL writer