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Are aspiring writers all doomed to lives devoid of pussy until they get published?

>> No.22266772

>>22266732
No you’re just deeply insecure and afraid of women

>> No.22266777
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22266777

No? There are literally homeless people and men living with their parents in their late 20's that just sit around smoking weed all day that get laid. The reason you can't get laid is because you inhibit who you are around others and never really put yourself out there to be accepted by other people in a genuine way. No women can ever accept you if you never allow yourself to be accepted, anon.

You're not living some Just life or a life of high moral value. You're just an emotionally retarded and underdeveloped coward with too high of an ego to ever allow yourself to fail and accept the cruel bite of reality because you know deep down sense of self built on false delusions will crumble and you'll further revert into yourself and your delusions as a cope and you'll be even more difficult to ever be a genuine likable person.

>> No.22266796

>>22266777
Boom, roasted.

>> No.22266824

>>22266772
>>22266777
I don't have to listen. I'm above petty insults

>> No.22266838

>>22266732
The kind of pussy that you want, i.e. 18 y/os who fly and drive across the country to live with you on a whim? Yes.

The simp is right though, being a weed dealer will get you results faster. Women will trade sex for drugs like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.22266839

>>22266824
Theyre probably trying to help you, anon. What do you think is the reason you find trouble finding a girl?

>> No.22266846

>>22266777
OP was using a metaphor.

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>>22266732
>until they get published
You poor fool

>> No.22267261

>>22266732
Getting published probably decreases your chances rather than increasing. Ask how Bret Easton Ellis how many women were throwing themselves at him after his best-seller American Psycho.

>> No.22267326

>>22266732
>until

Most aspiring writers will never be published.

t. aspiring writer who knows many other aspiring writers, most of whom in fact get pussy

>> No.22267695

>>22266777
Do you really count men who live with their parents in their late twenties among the ranks of homeless and drug addicts?

>> No.22267971

No, but most writers are probably destined to be loners.

>> No.22268485

>>22266732
yes, and also thereafter.

>> No.22268492

>>22267261
>Ask how Bret Easton Ellis how many women were throwing themselves at him after his best-seller American Psycho.
do you really know the answer? I bet a lot. Women love crime.

>> No.22268493

all successful writers are swimming in pussy long before they get published. if you can't get laid, then you don't understand people enough to ever write a great or even good novel. sorry. maybe transition to stem and write a textbook on math.

>> No.22268507

>>22266838
>18 y/os who fly and drive across the country to live with you on a whim
These chicks are crazy, do not recommend

>> No.22268512

>>22266777
As a homeless guy who managed to get laid occasionally, you're an idiot if you put any kind of moral or ethical weight behind who women decide to sleep with. Very much the opposite. I'd go so far as to say there is a direct correlation between living a life of high moral value and attracting women, because in the domain of the ethical, most females are moral swamp monsters.

>>22267261
>>22268492
BEE is a notorious pussy-hound. Nobody gets vagina like Bret Easton Ellis, even after American psycho.

>> No.22268518

>>22266732
No, you don’t need to be famous or rich or a super model or a social butterfly or seven foot tall to get pussy.

>> No.22268616

>>22266777
we're talking about GOOD pussy. High-value pussy. leave the neon genesis evangelion tier shot-gun psychoanalysis with r*ddit, please.

>> No.22268621

>>22268616
what's high-value pussy? can pussy be sold by the pound? how much a gram?

>> No.22268626

There are like four threads in /lit/'s catalog at any moment that could be moved to /r9k/ and still read exactly the same.

>> No.22268648

>>22268626
/lit/ is the “intellectual” blueboard /b/. /r9k/ and /pol/ are the main demographic here anymore so they’re infesting every board

>> No.22268661

>>22268648
nah I feel like /lit/ is the most fucked up board sometimes

at least /r9k/ has normies who call schizos out on their shit

>> No.22268670
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>>22268621
high value pussy is the opposite of low value pussy.

Low value pussy, for example, would be the asian wife of the pale, norwood 3, skinny-fat programmer who can't shut the fuck up about how people mistake him for twenty-something and to always remember to use sunscreen.

Low value pussy that one might mistake for that ever-elusive high value pussy would be a nepo bipolar jewish artho NYC gf. This type might truly be considered high value were it not for the fact that she will cheat on you and give you an STD. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

This is all easy pussy to acquire. If the likes of you could get it, how high value could it be after all? It's only marginally harder to get than jacking off. To get the chink puss, all you need to be is white and earning in excess of six figures. For the artho puss, i think the easiest route is to just play the guitar.

Unfortunately, I don't really have an example of high value pussy. Some say it's more like the horizon, akin to the holy grail. It's an ever-quest.

>>22268661
shut the fuck up no one cares either effort-shit-post or fuck off nobody wants to read your boring fucking social assessment of anything shut up

>> No.22268675

>>22268661
/lit/ was always bound to fall once a crisis hit. There is a grey zone that can easily be exploited because books have been written on every topic. The board’s culture is now grug-tier but some perceive or try to pass it off as high brow or intellectual so it comes across as jarring. /lit/ is a slow board where too many threads are made and many threads die; a handful of anons can really dictate the culture of the board

>> No.22268690

>>22268675
>There is a grey zone that can easily be exploited because books have been written on every topic
it's not hard to formulate off-topic posts for any board; you see the same poorly disguised bait on /biz/, /fit/, /g/, anywhere.

>> No.22268702

>>22268690
True but /lit/ is really susceptible to this in regards to nonfiction books. Ultimately it comes down to board culture disintegrated when redditors came here in droves over the last handful of years

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22268722

>nah

>> No.22270176

yes

>> No.22270305

>>22268670
>Low value pussy, for example, would be the asian wife of the pale, norwood 3, skinny-fat programmer who can't shut the fuck up about how people mistake him for twenty-something and to always remember to use sunscreen.
Fuck off cunt

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>>22270305
truth hurts

>> No.22270411

No I cum in pussy multiple times a week

>> No.22270525

>>22266777

Good job murdering OP.

>> No.22270638

>>22266732
I'm horrible with women, so I just hire hookers when I can't take it anymore.

Why yes, I do hate my life.

>> No.22270642

Retards read 20 books more than the average retard and call themselves an aspiring writer kek

>> No.22270659

>>22266732
I was devoid of pussy long before I aspired to write.

>> No.22270664

>>22270642
Lmao. This truly is the case here.

>> No.22271118

>>22268493
>people
Sir, we’re talking about pussy, not bussy

>> No.22271188

>>22270642
I don’t read enough at all but I am somehow an aspiring writer. Figuring I’ll read a good deal more in school for it