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How would you respond?

>> No.22204974

>>22204965
Just laugh, nothing more.

>> No.22204975

>>22204965
Is that Andrew Tate?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Tate screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Tate and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Andrew Tate, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Andrew Tate stole my heart and drank my seed

>> No.22204976

by reporting you

>> No.22204978

>>22204965
well he's right as far as it goes for fiction. absolutely dogshit worthless genre. it didn't happen, so why should i give a shit about it?

>> No.22204981

>>22204976
Announcing a report is a violation of the 4chan rules!!!!

>> No.22204983

>>22204965
People who spent their lives reading (law) books have put him in jail and he complied like a little weak bitch.

>> No.22204988

>>22204975
man I should reread A Brief History of Seven Killings

>> No.22204991
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>>22204983
What color is their Bugatti?

>> No.22204994

>>22204965
Sexually assault his female relatives

>> No.22205012

>>22204991
Well according to his own logic they must be living a fucking great life because romanian officals are the most corrupt people on God's green earth.

>> No.22205024

>>22204965
By reading the first page of Finnegans wake to him

>> No.22205026

>>22204991
You can tell someone is intellectually shallow when they put value in pointless things like sports cars and place supreme importance in money, not realizing these things don't make you a better person or happy, two things what actually come from within.

It's funny, this guy calls himself a ''Stoic'' but he is actually the opposite.

>> No.22205035

>>22204965
>says traps aren't gay
the feds got him

>> No.22205036

>>22204991
what he doesn't understand is that being a doctor makes dealing drugs 1000x easier

>> No.22205041

>>22204991
>you cant buy a sports car
my family friend is a doctor and he owns 3 houses, multiple sports cars and motorcycles and a 40 foot yacht

>> No.22205042

>>22205026
You can tell someone is intellectually shallow if he LARPs as being smarter than a chess grandmaster and a world kickboxing champion because he has read some meaningless words on a paper

>> No.22205052

He’s right. In pre-modern civilizations, reading was a method of self-cultivation. That’s not the case anymore so reading is basically just entertainment. The institutional elite of the modern world does not even read.

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>>22204965

>> No.22205063

>>22205042
It's his father who was the chess grandmaster, not him.

>> No.22205067

>>22204978
>fiction is a genre

drooling retard

>> No.22205076

>>22204991
>follow the rules
don't get raped by gypsies in a Romanian prison
>don't follow the rules
get raped by gypsies in a Romanian prison

>> No.22205084

>>22205036
This

>> No.22205096

>>22204965
I'd call him a retard and run away as fast as I can

>> No.22205103

> I dislike books
> converts to a religion centered almost exclusively around a book
There’s an angle here where he is making some sense, but mostly he is just an idiot. He’s really this modern phenomenon of someone who is clearly intellectually capable and has a lot of “common sense” or “street smart” knowledge, but isn’t remotely cultured or well-read so he lacks intellectual depth. In the end, he’s like the philosopher-king for a kingdom of dumb people.

>> No.22205104

>>22205096
What if he catches you?

>> No.22205145

>>22205104
I guess suck his dick then

>> No.22205149

>>22204965
Subtitler made an error, it should be 'content' not 'contempt'.
>>22205103
I like what you said here.

>> No.22205158

>>22205145
Don't worry.
Pretty sure he is a manlet and you could easily beat him up.

>> No.22205222

>>22205149
>Subtitler made an error, it should be 'content' not 'contempt'.
I would've never guessed a fan of someone like Tate, someone willing not only to listen to him say this, but make a video and even add subtitles to it, would do such a thing.

>> No.22205287

>>22204965
Tell him he's too fucking stupid to hide a pizza box when arguing with a teenage girl.

>> No.22205372

>>22205222
I think those tiktok subtitles are automatic.

>> No.22205375

>>22204965
imagine being a peanut-headed mystery meat who does scams and brags about it on tik tok

>> No.22205378

>>22204991
What kind of drug dealer can afford a Lambo? Is he talking about like a cartel kingpin?

>> No.22205385
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my bugatti is red like apple

>> No.22205390

>>22205372
So did the chinks fuck up the AI or is Tate too brown to be comprehensible?

>> No.22205397

>>22205390
I'm ashamed to say it, but I've been killing braincells and watching tiktok shit lately. Those captions are very often wrong, but I think the creators can proof-read them and change them before posting, but they almost never do.

>> No.22205401

>>22204965
I (35M) went to high school with Andrew Tate. He was a completely different dude back then. We were best friends when we were 14, and neither of us really had any other friends. I was the dominant one though. He would literally do anything I told him to do. If I told him to jump off a bridge, he would jump off a bridge. He was super sensitive, a real pussy. One night, he was at my place and we stole some beers from my dad. It was our first time drinking alcohol. Long story short, I got really horny and told him to suck my dick. He was really scrawny and had a cute feminine face back then, so I imagined he was a girl, sat back and enjoyed the head. It was my first blowjob ever. We passed out after and never spoke of it. Carried on our friendship as if it never happened. Unfortunately, that summer he got jumped by a bunch of kids who had been bullying him. He was never the same since that incident. He became obsessed with working out and martial arts, and we kinda just went our separate ways. I’m proud of him for standing up for himself, but he’s doing way too much now. I suspect he’s lashing out because of his childhood insecurities.

>> No.22205421

>>22205401
No proof tho

>> No.22205422

>>22204991
Whenever I see someone in a sports car I usually think "dumb boomer" or "wow that person is probably in crippling debt" before carrying on with my day if I ever notice their useless toy at all.

>> No.22205427

>>22204965
Nigger Kysatriya mentatility.
God gave you two blades to protect the world with, One of these is spiritual and the other is material. If you cannot both struggle (kampf) in the spiritual and material then you have not made it out of platos cave if you will. Nietzche argued that Platos view was anti life, because plato wanted to shoot up from the cave into the universe and aristotles morality was similiar in that he was completely trapped within the cave as a materialist.
I think that life is both a spiritual and material journey and you can certainly have whatever treasures you want.
But if your trapped in the material and do not see the eternal however have a decent IQ you will see wealth as a means to an end to slavishly fufill your desires intsead of simultaneosly doing that alongside your duty.

The only material wealth I want is big tiddy aryan waifu.

>> No.22205447

>>22205427
and hyperboria shit would be dope

>> No.22205462

>>22204965
In so far as he stumbled halfway into the idea that doing is better than knowing he's right. It's superior to be the kind of man books are written about than to read the books that are written about that man. But the way he actually means it (if he means it, he might just be having a goof) is retarded.

Then again he gets laid and I don't so his philosophy of life is strictly superior to mine.

>> No.22205470

>>22204965
imagine being a balding cold brain and talking smack, lmao

>> No.22205479

>>22205462
Is he happy in that video

>> No.22205494

>>22205421
I saw Andrew Tate at a McDonalds and he no kidding was dressed aa a Femboy cat girl. He recognised that I recognised him, then hurried away so I followed him. I saw him get into a pink bugatti and start crying so I went over but when he saw me he just smiled and meowed. I was confused so I asked why he was dressed as a Femboy cat girl. He tried to pretend he wasn't Andrew Tate but I could tell it was him by his dimpled head. He finally confessed. He whipped out his wallet and offered me 15 dollars, for 'my hush hush'. He smiled encouragingly and raised his eyebrows in a seductive manner.

I was flustered so I ran. I heard him shout hateful comments as i darted away. I didn't take the money so he made a series of YouTube shorts calling me a beta male who doesn't know how to grind. I still get hate male to this day.

True story.

>> No.22205530

>>22204975
lmfao

>> No.22205550

>>22204965
Sort of based. Kanye has never read a book. Its not for everyone but if youre not reading youd better be doing something great. As for me though, Lit is life.

>> No.22205666

>>22204965
physiognomy check failed

>> No.22205667

>>22204978
virgin pseud

>> No.22205673

from being incel to in cell? get it?

>> No.22205674
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>>22204991
What colour is his father?

>> No.22205676

>>22204965
bald goblin, lol

>> No.22205679

>>22204978
There's no such thing as non-fiction

>> No.22205718

>>22204978
>non-fiction is not a narrative but a mirror of objective reality and thus has real value, unlike fiction that is a narrative describing something that did not already happen so it does not have value
>also both are genres
Beyond retarded.

>> No.22205866

>>22205679
>Yesterday, I woke up at 5am.
There, I just wrote non-fiction

>> No.22205892

Well he certainly is finding the Quran useful at this time in his life

>> No.22205910

>>22205494
at least im not jewish

>> No.22205915

>>22205674
what is this horrible creation

>> No.22206210

>>22204965
if he can't appreciate good writing there's no way he appreciates the things he does have...sad

>> No.22206339

Call the cops on him and trust they'll do the needful. He blACK.

>> No.22206342

>>22206210
Do you mean he's just searching for ego validation rather than meaning? whaaat

>> No.22206345

oh wow peterson and tate threads are back, looks like the marketing guy who posts these is unbanned!

>> No.22206359

>>22204965
you know that he told the truth when the supposedely 'enlighted' people who read hundreeesds of books coud'nt formulate a decent answer about why he's wrong. books and reading are for those who have opted for a vicarious life instead of real action. the greatest men in history were those who managed to transform ideas into práxis, they didn't stay passively reading and hoarding knowledge for the sake of erudition and 'intelectual pleasure'.

>> No.22206374 [DELETED] 

I preferred it when a Völkisch aryan espoused the same thing without the vulgar materialism.

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I preferred it when a Völkisch aryan espoused the same thing without the vulgar materialist niggerbabble.

>> No.22206381

>>22204978
i'm so glad i stopped thinking like you.

>> No.22206390

>>22205076
>>follow the rules
Be cucked, atomized, mechanized faggot.

>> No.22206416

>>22204965
Based Treasure Island reader

>> No.22206426

>>22204991
What colour was* his Bugatti, since it's confiscated

>> No.22206448

>>22206359
History is full of men like Tate who were rich and far more successful and hedonistic than him but who left no mark and are completely forgotten because they had no deeper meaning

>> No.22206470

>>22204965
>exposing the truth
worded like it's some major business kek
no cap, i don't know a single person irl who reads

>> No.22206471

>>22204965
>very cheap way
tf? books (at least the ones worth my time) are expensive where i live

>> No.22206486

I'm /fitlit/ so I'd take off my shirt, show off my physique and call him a fag.

>> No.22206582

>>22205427
you’re a huge retard with no friends and you will die a virgin

>> No.22206598

>>22205042
Glaze harder

>> No.22206630

>>22204974
FPBP

>> No.22206639

>>22205026
Money is important. It can solve a lot of problems.