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>You will go to Egypt because umm you just will okay?
>But then your nation will get enslaved and have to leave and I'll have to kill thousands of innocent Egyptians because umm I just will okay?

>> No.22159311

ywnbaw

>> No.22159314

>>22159309
>chod.png
Chud + God?

>> No.22159316

>>22159311
ywnbactm

>> No.22159319

>>22159311
This is the default christoid response to criticism because they‘re using christoidanity to repress tranny thoughts

>> No.22159326

>>22159316
>my made up acronym what no one knows
lol seething tranny

>> No.22159329

>>22159311
And the LORD God said "And I will rain down fire upon basedjak.party for they do not fear me; and I will render them destroyed, and a great nation will rise among those who fear me, their jealous LORD and dash the heads of basedteens on the rocks"

>> No.22159340

>>22159314
>Millions of sinners must drown

>> No.22159359

>>22159326
completely decipherable in context of this thread jesus anon get your shit together

>> No.22159362

WHY TO YOU ENGAGE WITH SHIT POSTS?

FLAG AND CLOSE TAB

>> No.22159363

>>22159309
the lord is consciousness you dumb fuck, atheists have no internal monologue

>> No.22159365

god gives us challenges so that we can win. He plays a beautiful trick on us.

>> No.22159368

>>22159363
New age retard

>> No.22159371

>>22159359
>completely decipherable
for trannies

>> No.22159402

>>22159368
worthless hylic

>> No.22159407
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>>22159363
Your lord is an incompetent schizo jew.

>> No.22159409

>>22159363
>He thinks God speaks to him
Doctor get this man a dose of meds and some sissy hypno asap

>> No.22159416

>>22159365
How is it a challenge if God just merks anybody he doesn't like

>> No.22159539

>>22159311
>>22159326
>>22159371
obsessed

>> No.22159590

>>22159365
Sounds like god is a gaymer playing an open world RPG. What's he NEETing from?

>> No.22159600

>>22159539
ironic, considering the thread.

>> No.22159611
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>>22159309

>> No.22160372

>>22159316
seriously wtf does ctm stand for

>> No.22160429

>>22159611
gem

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>> No.22161797

keep posting this OP
your cultural legacy will stretch for eons

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>>22159309
>>22159316
>>22159319
>>22159407
>>22159416
An enemy that numbers time in millennia with a cultural basis that goes back to preliterate man and symbolism rooted in primordial homonids appears!
>[(You)--Choose your fighter]!
a) Richard Dawkins: rat-faced evolutionary biologist who popularized the word meme (secret weapon: Scientism; weakness: Kafka)
b) Sam Harris: midwit who solved the problem of induction (secret weapon: meditiation; weakness: complex thought)
c) Christopher Hitchens: reformed commie/former fag with great talent for rhetoric (secret weapon: alcoholic snark (aka Hitchslap); weakness: Neoconservatism)
d) Daniel Dennett: Saturday morning philosopher (secret weapon: midwit empowerment (aka Reddit); weakness: phenomenology)
>(You): WEAPONIZED CONDESCENTION! ALL FOUR HORSEMEN, I CHOOSE (You)s!
*****[Fight!]*****
>(You) choose: YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS, DO YOU?!
[Counter attack: nuance. Enemy isn't 4 and is unimpressed you don't believe in Santa. Attack is ineffective.]
>(You) choose: WHY DON'T YOU WORSHIP ZEUS?!
[Counter attack: nuance. Even myth is meaningful in a way not reducible to materialism. Attack is ineffective.]
>(You) choose: SCIENCE THOUGH!
[Counter attack: nuance. Enemy brings up the history of science and its complex relationship and continuing interplay with religion. Attack is ineffective.]
>(You) choose: FEDORA TIP!
[Counter attack: enemy is laughing.]
>(You) choose: NO YOU!
[Counter attack: enemy is laughing.]
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>[(You) have fainted.]

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>>22159309
>>22159316
>>22159319
>>22159407
>>22159416
An enemy that numbers time in millennia with a cultural basis that goes back to preliterate man and symbolism rooted in primordial homonids appears!
>[(You)--Choose your fighter]!
a) Richard Dawkins: rat-faced evolutionary biologist who popularized the word meme (secret weapon: Scientism; weakness: Kafka)
b) Sam Harris: midwit who solved the problem of induction (secret weapon: meditiation; weakness: complex thought)
c) Christopher Hitchens: reformed commie/former fag with great talent for rhetoric (secret weapon: alcoholic snark (aka Hitchslap); weakness: Neoconservatism)
d) Daniel Dennett: Saturday morning philosopher (secret weapon: midwit empowerment (aka Reddit); weakness: phenomenology)
>(You): WEAPONIZED CONDESCENTION! ALL FOUR HORSEMEN, I CHOOSE (You)s!
*****[Fight!]*****
>(You) choose: YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS, DO YOU?!
[Counter attack: nuance. Enemy isn't 4 and is unimpressed you don't believe in Santa. Attack is ineffective.]
>(You) choose: WHY DON'T YOU WORSHIP ZEUS?!
[Counter attack: nuance. Even myth is meaningful in a way not reducible to materialism. Attack is ineffective.]
>(You) choose: SCIENCE THOUGH!
[Counter attack: nuance. Enemy brings up the history of science and its complex relationship and continuing interplay with religion. Attack is ineffective.]
>(You) choose: FEDORA TIP!
[Counter attack: enemy is laughing.]
>(You) choose: NO YOU!
[Counter attack: enemy is laughing.]
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>[(You) have fainted.]

>> No.22162454

>>22159309
mods please i'm begging you for the love of god please add a religion board i don't want to see this garbage every day

>> No.22162488

>>22162454
Fedora tippers are a plague. They're LARPers too dumb to post on /sci/ so they shit up /lit/.

>> No.22162499

>>22162454
Why do these fags not create a religion board anyway? Do they want to shit up every other board with retarded religious slapping contests?

>> No.22162507
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>>22162454
>>22162499
There is /his/ but that place is cursed and we don't go there.

>> No.22162516 [DELETED] 

>>22162507
But that's for history. If fucking origami >>/po/ can have its own board, then religion should have one too.

>> No.22162523

>>22162507
But that board is for history. If fucking origami >>>/po/ can have its own board, then religion should have one too.

>> No.22162528

>>22162523
It would just end up being schizos constantly derailing serious conversations and probably an ongoing /AG/ Atheism General that would spill out and lead to constant flame wars. It's fine here--the Bible is literature.

>> No.22162538

>>22160372
Christian trad man? That’s my guess

>> No.22162585

>>22160372
Chinese Train Mechanic

>> No.22162597

>>22162523
>This board is dedicated to the discussion of history and the other humanities such as philosophy, religion, law, classical artwork, archeology, anthropology, ancient languages, etc.
User base on that board is just fucked, I am not discussing genetics and phenotypes with anonymous idiots.

>> No.22162601

>You will go to Egypt because umm you just will okay?
guy that didn't even read genesis talking about religion
what else is new

>> No.22162612

>>22159611
lmao

>> No.22162616

>>22159309
Pharaoh shouldn't have picked a fight with the dudes with a literal omnipotent Deity just because he wanted extra slaves.

>> No.22162625

>>22162528
An ongoing atheism general would be okay as long as rules are established but I could see schizos being a gray area, determining where actual religious beliefs end and schizo crackhead delusion shit begins.

Honestly I don't want a religion board because it would be TOO interesting to me and take up too much of my time. Religion arguments tend to be very boring and samey and cover the same three or four topics over and over (theodicy, science, historicity, hypocrisy of religious people doing bad things)

>> No.22162653

>>22162523
>>22162507
the religion threads on /his/ are all bait threads and half of them are literally copypasted
the religion threads on /lit/ are nice but there used to be an amerimutt janny that would wake up and remove them every morning so now people feel like they're not supposed to be here

>> No.22162660

>>22162616
That deity was hardening his heart man. Unfair. Like Greek Gods.

>> No.22162696

>>22162653
I once posted some Anglican priest reviewing Serotonin and some fedora tipper started sperging about Christianity and how he was going to get me a 30-day ban. I'm not even Christian, it was just a surprisingly good review far above what you usually see on BookTube.

>> No.22162843

>>22162660
>That deity was hardening his heart
The "hardening his heart" phrase was only used in the text after Pharoah had already disobeyed several times; Jewish and Christian thinkers interpreted it both as being the sort of culmination of Pharoah's disobedience reaching its logical conclusion.

>> No.22162873

>>22162843
So what's God's role in this? Why did they describe it this way?

>> No.22162879

>>22162843
Either he hardened his heart or he didn't. This is dishonest hand-waiving to excuse the role. Free will was violated, simple as.