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22121894 No.22121894 [Reply] [Original]

Witches are all around us. How can we equipt ourselves combat their influence? What are they reading?

>> No.22121928

>>22121894
charles lamb witches and other night-fears

>> No.22121976
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>>22121894
This is the best thing I have read on the subject.

>> No.22121979

Caliban and the Witch – arthoes love dat shieet

>> No.22122350
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>>22121894
Just be nice to them.
Why don’t you feel the same about priests? They’re often sexual predators and don’t get half as much hate

>> No.22122684

>>22122350
if you deliver your child over to the priesthood that's your own fault but witches will hex you even if you're a regular guy just trying to make a living

>> No.22122722
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22122722

>the fall of the west

>> No.22122723

how do you become one

>> No.22122738

>>22122684
Witches traditionally delivered babies. Regular guys stiffing them a little payment for that might elicit a hex. That’s his own fault.

>> No.22122747

>>22122723
You kiss a goats ass I am not kidding

>> No.22122749

>>22122747
but lambs are cuter

>> No.22122754

>>22122723
Your local library probably has some books on witchcraft. I know mine did when I became interested in it in middle school.

>> No.22122769
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>>22122723
Be female. (Or look into druidry)
And pick up an almanac.

>> No.22122778

>>22122738
what does delivering babies have to do with anything? i happen to know for a fact that witches curse you for reasons other than not paying them in full for some service, and in fact are on the lookout for any odd reason to cast a spell, just to ruin a person's week or worse if it pleases them

>> No.22122786

>>22122778
When I was dabbling in witchcraft all the books kept telling me 'don't curse anyone, it will rebound on you and it will end badly'.

>> No.22122788

Is this D&D for ugly women and trannies?

>> No.22122794

>>22122786
ok but you grant that it does happen, no? in such an event, what is one to do in defense? what is the literature that addresses contingencies such as these?

>> No.22122800

>>22122684
>believing in hexes
Bruh

>> No.22122814

what are witches anyway

>> No.22122838
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>>22122778
What do hexes out of nowhere for no reason given have to do with anything? I gave a scenario some context. You just offer paranoia. Fragile male egos have led to wholesale murders of women who just offered good services to their communities.

>>22122814
Apothecaries, midwives, shamanesses of the old world. Sickly industrialism may have allowed “the miracle of modern medicine” but it is now inventing pandemics for profit.

>> No.22122843

>>22121894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNniF54fkzk

>> No.22122850

>>22121976
I swear to God, Tumblr was right all along and shit like this is massive "little dick energy".

>> No.22122899

>>22122350
less often than rabbis

>> No.22122913

>>22122838
fair enough. i grant that a witch who is in her own practice, so to speak, should not have to be concerned about anyone who misuses her art on a whim; that person will get what is coming to them, etc., etc.

but do you maintain that witchery is purely a benevolent (or lets say at least a neutral) art, and that at worst it is misused? do you maintain that there is nothing one ought to be concerned to protect oneself from?

>> No.22122924

>>22122814
something ill-defined that ugly women and trannies like to LARP as as an escapist power fantasy to delude themselves out of their daily existence of inexistence because nobody actually notices them and cares about them. Many such cases, most end in rope or rope by diabeetus.

>> No.22122953

>>22122913
Neutral as a handshake, look in the eye and kind word.

>>22122924
There are no trannies. Shut up about your fetish.

>> No.22123005

>>22122838
then why are they tied up and getting flogged

>> No.22123079

>>22122794
Protective spells or charms, I suppose?

>> No.22123934

>>22121894
interesting thread
I heard from my local folklore that ancient witches were healers and would often cure people of incurable diseases in exchange of things like a crow's tongue
I will like to meet one

>> No.22124123

>>22122850
The tumblr "raid" ended years ago.

>> No.22124153

>>22122769
>druidry
touching grass has serious implications

>> No.22124166

>tfw you missed your chance last week to date a real Icelandic witch
hold me, bros...

>> No.22124191

>>22122838
So witches were nursoids? No wonder they were burnt at the stake.

>> No.22124199
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22124199

>tfw you've converted 2 witches to Christianity thanks to their attraction to you

>> No.22124202

>>22124199
We're so winning bros. Another board won to our cause!

>> No.22124207
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>>22124202
>seething
Is pic related you?

>> No.22124219

>>22122788
Yes, but because it's women, people are afraid to call it a risible larp.

>> No.22124223

>>22122850
The little dick energy meme is a twitter thing, not tumblr. Know your herstory, chud.

>> No.22124246

>>22122814
We can disagree all we want, but it is all for naught if we do not agree on the definitions. There is a lot of latitude here and, without blogposting, I will suggest Cú Chulainn of Muirthemne: The Story of the Men of the Red Branch of Ulster for anyone wanting a very realistic image of witchcraft and its practical applications. None of the primary actions of the witches in this historic event require suspension of disbelief. They were all practical actions that anyone with the proper training and preparation could do. Yes, there is some bloviation and exaggeration in the story, but the bulk of it is real. Generally, when people speak of witches, they are talking about things that require a suspension of disbelief to make claims reasonable.

>> No.22124249

>>22122953
I am sorry that I clocked you at the bodega.

>> No.22124252

>>22123005
Anti-semitism.

>> No.22124255

>>22123934
In some cases, they were suspected of having created the medical exigency that required their services to undo.

>> No.22124258

>>22124207
What am i seething about?

>> No.22124259

How do I get witchy pussy bc that shit hits

>> No.22124272

>>22124259
Become her familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9PquVlPpq8

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>>22121976
>Dutton
pseud

>> No.22125378

>>22124255
I have to wonder how believable such claims are. We know European culture was very patriarchal historically.

>> No.22125433

>>22124199
>had threesome with some fallen Catholics
>thinks he’s doing God’s work by sending them back to the whore of Babylon
You’re evil deed is noted.

>> No.22125447
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>>22121894
I don't know what they're reading, but you probably want to read this to know what they get up to. When you become aware that witches gave innocent women unconsensual abortions so they could collect the bones and minerals from stillborns, you might come a bit closer to understanding why they were burnt alive.

>> No.22125451

>>22125447
You might as well read Mein Kampf for an accurate perspective on the Jews.

>> No.22125458

>>22125451
Malleus Maleficarum is an official legal document with case examples and proceedings, Mein Kampf is a stupid German's ramblings about how much he hates Jews. By your logic, we'd throw out all case law because judges are biased against criminals.

>> No.22125467

>>22125458
A legal document produced by a society that was extremely patriarchal and extremely paranoid about witches.

>> No.22125472

>>22125447
they can't get those bones and minerals from animal corpses

>> No.22125510

>>22125467
All societies are patriarchal.
>extremely paranoid about witches.
And rightly so.
>>22125472
They can and do

>> No.22125527

>>22125510
Most of the witches I've ever known were perfectly nice people. Witches were demonized by a society that didn't want women to have power.

>> No.22125561

>>22125458
Yeah, for a time it was legal to gather a bunch of freighted thugs, march into random towns, strip women naked and murder the ones with moles.
>>22125510
If witches don’t were as half as powerful as the movies make them out to be, they’d have been able to kill off those murderers. There was no right done there.
Fucking larping bitchboy.

>> No.22125566

>>22125510
then why risk their lives killing babies
>inb4 they ground the babies into andrenochrome potion and flew on broomsticks

>> No.22125600
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22125600

Read Chumbley

>> No.22125708

>>22125451
Nothing Hitler said about jews was wrong.

>> No.22125714

>>22125708
Shoo, shoo, back to /pol/.

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>>22124199
Your claim is as true as the resurrection and historicity of Jesus.
Meanwhile the christcuck meme is a well documented historical phenomenon.