/lit/ - Literature

>>22119746

>>22119746
>same screenshots every time
>none of them funny

/lit/ has a terrible sense of humor

>>22120408
all humor threads in all boards are like this, I don't know why they keep doing it.

>>22119759
>"YES!" Yelled King Salzar

>>22120436
Mining for reddit or twitter posts.

>>22120408
not to worry fren I'm here

>>22120408
/lit/ has a higher percentage of libtards and leftoids. They can't meme.

>>22119759
>The sex had been okay but the real excitement and passion for dragons is money.
Lmao. Are dragons Nicki Minaj?

>>22120582
Neither side can meme. In fact, placing importance of the ability to meme, speaks volumes itself

>>22120417
How is this funny?

>>22119763
i'll be the obligatory: did he ever post a followup

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>>22120330
I haven't seen this one before, decent chuckle

>>22120402
High school humor

>>22121020
Never fails to trigger at least one of you guys.

>>22120624
>Neither side can meme.
The left can't meme.
>In fact, placing importance of the ability to meme, speaks volumes
In fact, seething because you're not funny , and using unnecessary commas, speaks volumes.
>itself
Don't sign your posts.

>>22120408
The dragon book and the nigger book both about make me piss my pants from laughing every time I see them.

>>22119746

>>22119750
i think im slowly becoming this guys
wat do

>>22120436
Be the change you want to see in the world.

>>22121020
>High school humor
It was, until it became real. Now it falls under ''observational comedy''.

>>22119944
lel

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”/lit/ humor” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers

>>22119837
I wrote that book

>>22120408
They're funny, it's just that you're too young and you need everything to have 5 layers of metapostirony. Once you go full circle and embrace things that you'd consider "boomer humor" then it's funny.

>>22119858
How do I become Dionysian bros

>>22119944
nearly me, but i stopped going to school because of amphetamine induces psychosis

>>22121558
become a full-time alcoholic. quit your jobs, alienate yourself from your friends. if you are going to college, drop out. steal electronics and sell them on eBay. don't pay your credit card debt or rent. it's worked out for me so far

>>22120577
This guy sounds like Mike Tyson. He speaks like a toddler but somehow also fits in "difficult" words like impetuous, impregnable, ferocious, pugnacious.

>>22121552
I can tell you’re a funny guy

>>22121663
I'm a funny guy

>>22121669
That’s what I said. Funny like a clown

The Iliad and the Odyssey are quite obviously superior to the Aeneid, but Homer never wrote anything like the Eclogues or the Georgics, which are the pastoral poems par excellence. They’ve never been surpassed.

>>22120813

>>22119756
Normgroid coal

>>22121184
Get addicted to porn and evolve into coomer

>>22121028

>>22122111
>left can't meme

>>22120417
lol

>>22119940
Glad anon found a friend who really cares about him :)

>>22120577
Corelli's Mandolin did something like this that I always found hilarious.
It's set on a backwater Greek island occupied by the Italians but written in English. An Englishman parachutes onto the island to go undercover and was selected for the mission because he "speaks Greek," but he's some posh Oxbridge classicist who only speaks Homeric Greek. He lands on a mountain, finds an old illiterate goatherd up there, and starts saying shit like
>Hark, ye kindly knave; couldst thou take pity upon a fellow Christian and spirit me to yon citadel?
and then everyone spends the rest of the book thinking this massive shredded blond SAS man sticking out like a sore thumb is just a poor lost retard who they need to calm down or feed or give a bed to.

>>22121184
becoming... implies that you're barely 18 or at the worst 19. You still have a lot of time and at that age even the slightest efforts at correcting harmful habits show immediate results.

>>22121672
Clowns are pretty funny. Ever been to the circus? They all climb in that tiny car and spray you with seltzer.

>>22120976
>smirked quite Jewishly
Kek.

>>22120940
this will never not get old lmfao

>>22122533
i did this irl. I have a classics degree and had to go to Greece for some archaeology stuff. I can read it fine but I can't understand the modern accent and speed, and I can't communicate back to them. I tried tho.

>>22119750
Wtf, so this is more common than I thought? What's this mental illness called?

>>22123011
being a zoomer with slightly above average iq

>>22122543
What if I’m 24?

>>22123011
schizoid not to be confused with schizophrenia

>>22119847
lol

>>22119940
this one never gets old

>>22119750
>am nineteen and a chronic thinker
How do I take this thinking and turn it into doing?

>>22123414
Start doing a task. That's it. Say "I'm going to start this task" and then begin to physically perform that task, whatever it is that conforms to your goals. The hardest part of getting out of your head is the first movement.

Also remember that your imagination doesn't exist outside your mind, reality and your mind are two separate realms.

>>22122146
lmao

>>22120417
You're missing the punchline

Discuss while we’re at it

>>22119851
why am i getting personally attacked like this?

someone post the dennett "you're not conscious” meme

>>22122111
>it was real in my mind

Every time I think about this one I giggle

Oh man this world is amazing, I can't wait to learn more about the lore and about the elves and Gandalf as Frodo and the hobbits adventu-
>HEY DOL MERRY DOL RING A DONG DILLO
>RING A DONG HOP ALONG FAL LAL THE WILLOW
>TOM BOM JOLLY TOM TOM BOMBADILLO
Well, ok that was a bit odd but necessary for the plot to advance, let's see what the next chapter has in store
>HO TOM BOMBADIL TOM BOMBADILLO BY WATER WOOD AND HILL BY THE REED AND WILLOW
Ok that's over with finally the story can resume as norm-
>OLD TOM BOMBADIL IS A MERRY FELLOW BRIGHT BLUE HIS JACKET IS
>AND HIS BOOTS ARE YELLOW

>>22124909
I made big kaka this morning because I ate an entire pizza by myself last night

>>22124909
The Colossus of Maroussi?

>>22119746

>>22119944
>check...

>>22122886
did Dante also rape his mother?

>>22125597
*his own

>>22123020
bros I've been a zoomer for 37 years.

>>22122886
kek'd

>>22125597
>allegedly

>>22121966
Does anyone have the open ai audio of this greentext? saw an anon working on it but I didn't save it

>>22119746
https://discord.com/invite/N37M9Ny
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1282
Sad Jack Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

COPY ERROR MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases
Anon's Modded Pre-Install: https://pastebin.com/42JS3q6E

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Discord:
https://discord.com/invite/N37M9Ny

>>22125769
Wrong thread. Wrong BOARD. Moron.

>>22120577
I dont understand how you'd learn a language like that, especially with just 1 book.

>>22119953
fucking college students man

>>22124790
this one always cracks me up

>>22125922
It's a fucking big book and it's poetry, so it uses more of the language than say, a work of prose or nonfiction would.

>>22121966
Art

>>22125922
It was more common in the past to get a grammar and slowly brute force your way through a text translating until it clicked.

>>22125772
what was it?

>>22125200
wtf was his problem?

>>22127200
Someone keeps spamming some VN game general threads. Depending on who you ask it is the game maker deciding that all publicity is good, or it is a schizo who feels scorned and is tanking their rep. No idea since I didn't look into it beyond what others have said in reply to questions like yours.

>>22119750
Used to be like this now I just wish I could die, be stripped of everything and then my soul could be reborn without any burden

>>22119851
This one is way to close to home but with Rome.

>>22127434
>Too close to home
Dammit

>>22125625
Never seen this one before, good one, kek!

>>22124909
I'm greek and doing morning kaka right now, in Greece!
What is this from/about?

>>22123902
this is good

>>22119750
>the 19 year old bitch

>>22127495

>>22127498

>>22127495
>>22127498
>>22127500
I knew a guy like this. Interesting guy but autistic as shit.

>>22124812
Biggest straw man in history

>>22121969
Fucking lol

>>22127495
>>22127498
>>22127500
This is genuinely what dealing with a schizoid feels like

>>22127495
what is this shit

>>22121927
Tryhard faggot, also /qa/ lost

>>22120982
lmao, someone took their time making this

>>22123902

>>22121547
nice b8